>wake up >see this So, Star wars is now something

It always was for little kids, what's your butthurt?

>>84819701
star wars was always for bullied little sissy shits too scared to go otuside and play football

with jews, you lose

>disney turns a franchise into a cashcow

are you actually surprised by this?

>>84819701
At least has a better script

>>84819701
so any1 seen it?
is it even close to canon?

>>84819721
he said little girls, not little kids

>>84819898
It's 100% canon.
but I'm never gonna watch it.

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>>84819757
This is so true. Keep in mind that the scumbag that are pillaging Star Wars right now belong to Steven Spielberg circle, a jew known for his vanilla movies and for pushing forward the career of untalented jews.

Star Wars is an ok franchise at best. You guys have brainwashed yourselves into thinking its good because of how prevalent it has brcome in todays pop culture. Popilar does not equal good. Star Wars was never meant to be taken so seriously. You wanna take a movie about humans in space seriously? Go watch 2001 a space odyssey or solaris.

>>84819721
>>84819749
Those. OP literally is such a cuck he got cucked by his own escapist fantasy kids movies.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXREsCUyPMM

>>84819757
with jews, fake news

>>84819721
There's a difference between targeting little kids, and targeting little girls. Hopefully you're smart enough to tell the difference.

uhhh Star Wars was always for us gals until you straight white males co-opted it, sweetie.

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>>84819701
Hi Jenny
no one cares about your sarcastic plain jane face

>all those variations of the same exact pose
is this all executives can think of when they think "strong woman"

>>84819954

The fuck are you talking about? Jan orso and the girl from rebels in the same time as ridley's character? How the hell is that supposed to be canon?

>>84824634
it rhymes

>>84819701
Welcome to 2017. Having a crapton of lonely male shut-ins wasn't enough for Disney. They need a bunch of lonely FEMALE shut-ins too.
>>84820342
You're on 4chan anon, everyone is a cuck here.

>>84819749
>play football

Real football or the faggy armored American version?

>>84825881
Real, Aussie rules football you stuck up pommy cunt

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>>84819701
You'd think Star Wars animated offerings would improve after the Disney purchase, not degenerate into this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxJpEkR7CE

>>84825989
No they fucking don't. It's either Europe or South America.
Everyone else is just there for the diversity quota.

>>84819701

You have to understand anon

Little girls arent becoming computer scientist and physicists and mathematicians because they dont have enough role models in the media. If you change the media though, then magically all of society will change with it

>>84826036
Are you kidding? Are you incapable of understanding words in their context?

>>84819701
I guess there is going to be a new style of art on rule34.

>>84819701
It looks so fucking shit. Even the voice acting is disgusting.

>forcing girls into jobs/careers they don't want to be in

I can't wait until 10 years from now when they blame the media for being unemployed.

>>84826123
Yes.

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>>84826005
I guess Disney really wants to push the transgender thing in Star Wars

>>84826005
what the actual fuck is this

in 6 minutes there was atleast 4 cliches and 2 atrocious running / walking animations

George Lucas was blackmailed into selling to Disney.

>>84826036
You fucking illiterate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rules_football

>>84826005

This look just a bit above newgrounds circa 2004

>>84826212
So rugby then.

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>>84824634
They're only 3 minute scenarios.
I've only seen he first one with Rey but all that happens is a worm bites BB-8 and Rey saves him and that's the end of the entire episode in under 3 minutes.
If that's the entire show, then I don't see any characters ever interacting with one another.
Just random, pointless scenarios.

Now little girls can become mindless consumers too! Feminism is great, be sure to go spend $13 to see Wonder Woman this weekend to prove that you care about women's rights

>>84819749
Fug

>>84819721

fbpb

>>84819701
>now

Were you in a coma in the last two years or something? It is for little girls since disney... Watch the new movies and you will understand.

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>>8482600
>sorry I'm late
>what happened
>lets just say there were some complications
>hmm humble and brave you are a sign of maturity this is

??????

>>84826212

to be fair, Australia is totally irrelevant

>>84826352
what did they mean by this?

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>>84826005
How do you go from this...

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>>84826720
...to this?

>>84826005
>>84826352
I want to fuck her

>>84826772
looks like one of those flash porn animations

>>84826802
That's anakin

>spend untold billions buying the franchise
>thinking they wouldnt push all this crap
at least its better than the singing star wars game or whatever it was

>>84826194
>George Lucas was blackmailed into selling to Disney.
story?

>>84819749
I'm a sissy faggot that gets fucked by BBCs on a daily basis, and I don't like Star Wars. So your argument is invalid.

>>84827064
I hate this meme, but I'm having a surreal /pol/ was right moment right now

>>84827560
/pol/ is always right though.

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>>84826005
>that VA quality
>that animation quality
>that story quality
oh my god disney what are you DOING

Is it me or they made the jew a tiny bit tan? Either way these are all skinny white brunette girls. Not very diverse there, are we, Kathleen Kennedy??

>>84826352
WTF they gender-swapped Anakin!?

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this will only bring more r34

>>84827560
How the hell did you factor /pol/ into that?

>>84819701
yep, they fagged it all up

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>>84819701
>wake me up
>wake me up inside
>can't wake up

>>84826849
Honestly, if we get decent porn animations from this, I would be willing to forgive it.

>>84819701
Reported for being /co/ related and offtopic

THE FORCE IS FEMALE, SHITLORD

>>84823106
>never skip leg day

>>84826275
It doesn't pass the Bechdel test, ironically.

This whole thing looks like something Kathleen Kennedy probably came up with randomly one day and everyone who works for her was too afraid to tell her anything other than "g-g-great idea your highness, truly a work of g-genius!", and she made them all get to work on it and have it ready by tomorrow morning. So they ended up with this crap.

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>>84829538
>"Make Anakin a tranny as well"
>"Yes ma'am".

>>84819701
tons of women empowerment shit is cropping up all of a sudden.

>Supergirl
>GLOW

The problem is, what message does it send to girls?

>I don't need men
>I can do anything a man can and better

The fucked up thing is that men are always portrayed as getting in the way or are the ones that make felony tier decisions.

>>84819701
I'll never care until we get My Little Bantha

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>>84826005
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NEWGROUNDS SHIT

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Remember the last time LucasFilm tried to appeal to young girls?

>>84819701
Star Wars is for everybody, stop pretending you own it.

>>84829933
Was this movie bad? I read mixed reviews.

>>84829933
>He described the film as Star Wars for a female audience stating "Star Wars was for 12-year-old boys; I figured I'd make one for 12-year-old girls."

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>>84829985
>Star Wars was for 12-year-old boys
What did George mean by this?

>>84830064
b-but star wars w-was for everybody

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>>84826005
>western """""""animation"""""""

>>84826005
Why the fuck did they paint his lips? that's not how you draw a male cartoon character, it's basic drawing knowledge

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>>84830207
>this nigger hasn't watched Clone Wars
>either of them

>>84819701
Disney Blackmailed George Lucas.

>>84819701
You double your consumer base by pandering to manchildren and womanchildren.

>>84831204
More like increase it by a few %
>but dude us nerdy grrrls lmao