do any of you actually have anyone to go to the movies with?

>>84818304
my dad

>>84818304
Why would I go with my Mom? I hate her

I also hate people in general so going on my own is good

my girlfriend

>>84818415
hi eminem. lol no but you hate your mom? you sound about 15

>>84818559
how obese is she?

Yes.

>>84818304
I have friends who are usually willing to go see something with me. One of them also frequents /tv/ as well so we usually spend a lot of time memeing at each other on the theater which is fun.

>>84818588
175cm 60 kilos, she's in better shape than me desu

>>84819014
prove it

>>84818304
plebbiters are just buying extra seats to fit their fatasses into the row.

/tv/ is the fit master race. don't you forget that, niggerchu.

>>84819050
why wouldn't you trust me?

>>84818559
This and my friends if it's too kino for her

>>84818304
no but even when I did I preferred going alone

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>>84818304
My inner circle of friends are plebs and will only go to normie blockbusters/capeshit. I'll usually go with my not girlfriend if I want to see kino.

>>84819272
same here. you can go try picking up hookers after the movie without friends interfering

>>84819516
Exactly. Sometimes my friends would judge me for getting alleyway blowies afterwards. Really nice no having to put up with that kind of judgement.

i go to my local arthouse enough all the staff and regulars know me

feels good desu

>>84819608
>not having your friends prank you by sucking your dick afterwards
my man, do you even friends

>>84818564
I'm 29 and I hate my mum, what does age have to do with interpersonal relationships?

>>84820178
That's not cool, I'm sure she loves you

>>84819167
because this is internet town, and you can't trust people's words in internet town

>>84822482
I'm so proud to have her I'm tempted to post a pic for proof, but if she finds out I did that she's going to emasculate me with her toenails. I'll stick to being a potential liar, sorry mate.

Brother and a friend who pays the bill (including meal). No homo.

>>84818304
does "I used to" count?