What is some North Korean kino? https://vimeo.com/102051605

>not a single person smiling in the subway
Damn it's just like New York

those old vice documentaries on NK and the labor camps they have in Russia were pretty neat

>>84811318
>single person smiling in the subway
Why would anyone smile at the prospect of getting from point A to B? If I'm catching the train to work I'm sure as shit not smiling like some moron.

>>84811212
pulgasari

>showing the metro station
>it literally has two stops
>it goes back and forth all day
>most of the people using it are actors
>it's just a show for tourists

>>84811212
The vice doc is pretty good.

>>84813162
They also showed the hotel which started construction in the 1980s and still isn't completed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryugyong_Hotel

>>84813162
>city with 2500000 population
>has no public transports

>>84813358
It is completed. Westerners can't handle the superior aesthetics of NK architecture. They get jealous and make up lies about NK.

>>84811212
My Freedom tells me I don't like it.

https://youtu.be/Sb_itbLchXU
best korea makes the best korean music. south koreans with their dancing whores can go to gulag

>>84813715
how can the US even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI2yDAyWYI

>>84811318
>smiling

If you smile at somebody you don' know in Eastern Europe, people take you for a weirdo,liar etc

>>84815200
yeah but you guys also kill people for giving you the slightest off look

>>84811212
The Interview

>>84816420

Just don't be yank or black

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4669896/US-soldier-36-thrown-roof-Belarus-hotel.html

>>84811318

>vice propaganda

>>84813374
They don't need them.

>>84811212
Damn Pyongyang looks like THAT?

>>84817391
Damn I accidentaly deleted my Kim folder

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>>84817495
:(

>no north ireland kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XckDlD0OM8s

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e7f_1498753481

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv1rKHGeMRk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qipOKh1iyx4

Greatest country in world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQotKoEBjyk

Pure kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSS572GZq2A

>>84811212
Is this some sort of propaganda video to make it look good? Because how did they allow someone to openly film there? Especially foreigners.

How easy do you think it would be for an average shmuck like myself to "defect" to north korea and trick the gvmt into thinking you have top level inside knowledge of the US and live like a king feeding them bullshit information before you're inevitably found out?

>>84813162
>Spewing capitalist propaganda on glorious NKean communist system
Nope, sweetie, it has 16 stations ;) Why do you lie?

I watched that entire video and didn't see a single person smile

>>84811212
OY VEY GEVALT!
SHUT IT DOWN, GOYIM
SHUT IT DOWN RIGHT NOW!

D E L E T

>>84811212
Nuke em into the stone age. It should look like Iraq, Libya and Syria after our boys are done with it.

TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT!

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>>84819820
That's a pretty cool idea for suicidal people. They wouldn't even send you back veggie tales

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>>84821222
>veggie tales

Real talk here, if Kim Jong Un stopped being an autistic dictator with the laws but kept all the architecture Pyongyang would be a pretty comfy place to visit

>>84819820
You might as well be killed by both parties, hahaha

>>84819820
Once they find out you know nothing, you won't even know that they know.

You'll be tortured horrifically for days on end until they either kill you or decide to keep torturing you for the rest of your life.

>>84819820
>>84822027
Forgot to mention, it'd be a good movie idea though. I'm sure something similar has been done before.

>>84819820
They'd just assume you're a spy and torture you to death
They're not fucking retards, if they were, they wouldn't be in power for so long.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZMB_TxyuNM

>>84811212
N. Korea always looks like it's set on a future-past time, like everything is under control and being watched (future), but has shitty old car and old fashion.