>watching the Skull Island at friend's house with a bunch

Fuck them. Stuck-up homos.

>a black man
They're called niggers, retard.

don't worry, you just said what everyone else was already thinking

hey, anon, i laughed

>>84804774
They're disgusted at you for comparing a based gorilla with a nigger

>>84804796
dindus, you insensitive prick

Lol. I would have laughed anon. I actually enjoy bantz at movies if shit is actually funny.

cringe

ah, fresh pasta

>>84804774
Holy shit anon, don't you know it's THE CURRENT YEAR?

>>84804774
I hope one of the friends was a white girl with a black boyfriend, and she will never try to be friends with you, fucking racist asshole.

Honestly, I'm glad you were left feeling like such an awkward fuck that you had to flee to your internet hugbox for validation.

got to hide your power level buddy

>>84804774
>be australian
>said the exact same thing
>mild chuckles within medium radius of my position ensue

im still fucking pissed off i actually payed money to watch this

>>84805704
>black boyfriend

you mean a nigger rapist?

>>84804774

don't worry, you're in your safespace

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>make ape noises whenever black person is on screen
>nobody laughing
>sister making the same joke
>everyone bursts into laughter

>>84806190
blacks never rape, it's the white men who rape women because they can't get pussy any other way.

Ape vs ape, is what my gf said. And exactly what i thought. You have shitty friends

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>>84804774
>tfw black

your friends sound like fucking faggots, I assume your all white too, as if I had watched it with my white friends one of us would 100% make a similar joke

maybe its an american thing though, we always talk shit about other races etc in the UK

>>84806291
I bet your gf is 300 pounds

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>>84804774
>not sexually irresponsible
>doesn't mindlessly worship trinkets or trends
>has conscience and valid convictions
>isn't preoccupied with base and petty endeavors

I'm really fucking mad you called Kong a black man, you little shit

Hey man they cant all be gold. Even the best comics get silence sometimes!

>>84804774
Maybe they were just offended you couldn't come up with something better like "one monkey staring down another" or "the realest nigga moment in history"

>>84804774
good for you
normalising casual racism and racist humor is a good thing

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>>84804774
>make a shitty, easy joke
>get crickets
>/tv/ thinks it's a /pol/ thing

Haha, the widdle racist got a reality check. Just because you hacked the election and got DRUMPH elected you think you can espouse racist views in public? No sweetie, those days are long gone. Welcome to the year 2017 where proud progressives no longer stand for your racist, sexist world view. I'm not even mad by the way I was just sitting here laughing at how foolish you are. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84807056
>tfw you make the minimal effort bait and people will unironically fall for it because they are literal retards

its the declaration of independence all over again

>>84806907
normalising casual racism will only get you bullied even more

>>84806762
of fun

>>84804774
>White """""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>84808169
>bullied

is bullying even a thing anymore? Proper bullying I mean not the insults that hurt peoples feelings

Could have gotten away with it if it was a funnier joke. You can't be racist and unfunny but ppl forgive racism if it made them laugh

>>84808141
that's so kafkaesque

>>84804774
>calling based innocent Kong a black man
fucking kys.

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>at friend's house
>friend makes joke about having sex with a monkey
>I say "That's racist"
>nobody responds
>thought they didn't hear me
>say it again louder "THAT'S RACIST!" and giggle at my own joke
>realize everyone was purposely ignoring what I said

/cringe/ general

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>>84804774
Who the fuck literally says Versus vocally?
No wonder they cringe at you.

>>84805762
This. If that's if he even had the balls to say that in public, which I REALLY doubt he did.

>>84808527
Literally millions upon millions of people. You dipshit.

>>84808554
That's some elementary school video gamer vocabulary.
There's much better ways to word such a skirmish.

>a /pol/ retard brings his faggotry to real life and is treated like a dumbass that he is
this gives me pleasure

>>84808580
>Black man skirmish black man

Yes, excellent use of the word skirmish, c'mon bruh

>>84808613
To reword the entire sentence.

>>84808580
>Versus is a word video games invented

1 skirmish 1 me faggot

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>>84804774
You should have apologized like this.

>>84804774
This is why you should remain a NEET.

>>84808666
indeed. because neets are too patrician for the common people

>>84808699
/tv/ is all capeshit and memes because non-NEETs have overrun the board.

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>re-watching the original trilogy with friends
>riffing over it like MST3K
>get to the reveal that Leah is Luke's sister
>make an off hand comment 'hey that's pretty hot'
>silence
>forget that my sister is watching it with us
>no one says anything for the rest of the movie

>>84804774
>/pol/ forgets he isn't on the internet

>>84808757
You can blame phoneposting for that

Order 66NEETS: execute all phoneposters

>>84808770
theres nobody named luke in lord of the rings? what?

>>84806779
>>not sexually irresponsible
since he is the last of his kind, do you think he's fappening in the woods? his load must be HUGE!

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>>84808803

>>84808770
Did you smash?

>>84804774
>someone says "jesus christ" quietly
found the redditor

>>84804774
Haha I was thinking that all through the film. Nigger vs Nigger. Let them fight.

>>84808864
Reddit didn't exist in Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ's time, so your sentence is false.

I can't remember the last time I watched a piece of media with another human being

and good. because it's a terrible experience

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oh well

>>84808646
I'm going to fucking puke.

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>>84808960
Movies are meant to be watched with other people. Films are meant to be watched alone.

>>84809038
movies and films mean the same thing

I said "More black on black crime" and everyone in the room laughed.

I was watching it alone but it still counts.

>>84809070
Flicks, movies, films and kino are all completely different things anon

>>84809098
no they all mean the same thing

>>84808646
What a faggot lol

>>84804774
Those comments aren't funny the least online, why the fuck would you think saying it out loud was a good idea

>>84809111
Flick: something you keep on in the background or meant for mindless consumption

Movie: a more engaging experience than a flick yet might not delve into deeper subjects than. a cinematic experience for a wide audience

Film: visual experience as an artform. can sometimes borrow techniques from movies to appeal to a larger audience. but those can also be known as "Filmies"

Kino: The purest sensory experience known to man. whether captured or created on film is not relevant to the validity of it's ethereal Majesty

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>>84809083
Made me laugh too, anon.

>>84808851
YUP

>>84804774
>Watch wonderwoman in theatre
>Yell "get back in the kitchen" every time a woman's on screen

Everyone was in stitches and I got a free bucket of crab legs out of it

>>84804774
Go to /pol/ and find your new friends.

>>84806389
>joke

Blacks are apes, including you

>>84809304
flick: a movie
movie: a movie
film: a movie
kino: german word for a movie

they are all cinnamons of the same word man

>>84809602
whites are apes too, in case you forgot

>>84804774
I want to believe this is true but I can't imagine someone being this stupid and socially inept

>>84809703
>Black Africa is a wasteland with no inventions or history of merit

What did niggers mean by this?

>>84809763
nah cuz we wuz kangz n shit, nigguh

>>84809763
I don't know, i'm not black

>>84809674
movie: movie
Film: german word for a movie
Kino: german word for cinema
flickr: picture-sharing website

>>84804774
>watching movies with other people
Things that never happened.

>>84804774
You deserve the shame. It will stick with you forever.

IRL memeing faggot.

>>84804774
You fucked up OP. Don't say shit like this unless you know they aren't casuals or normies.

The same happened to me but when I said a similar joke in that scene my friends chuckled and got it.

You went full autism.

>>84809128
>>84809023
Well he was going to get doxed if he didn't apologize. You would have done the same too

>>84809674
>cinnamon
Lmao

>>84804774
>>84806955
memes and autism are literally crippling these poor kids. I honestly feel bad for them, but at the same time they deserve to be socially crippled shut ins.

>>84804774
If this happened, you could have distracted them by taking out your dick and wagging it around, then rushing into the kitchen and slashing your throat. It just takes a little imagination.

>>84809941
No, I wouldn't have. Get a fucking backbone. That shit is literally negotiating with terrorists tier.

>>84808606
It's going to be an epidemic over the next 5 years.

I can already see the backswing away from /pol/ autism happening now. Now that everyone is a bandwagon hopping memeing faggot it means nothing to be a /pol/ memer and from the top down all the older more mature and experienced anons are going to ease off.

The amount of blacks and dark skinned anons going on about niggers and spewing /pol/ memes is really all the proof you need. These people will literally do anything to fit in and you can see online they've let conformity go to their head almost as bad as SJWs.

>>84810100
Oh yeah of course year u wouldn't have. It's not like your life would be ruined or anything

>at party
>there's this Jew girl there
>some guy jokes and asks her to "check on the gas"
>laughter erupts from everyone
>she starts crying
>people make more oven jokes and laugh harder

welcome to australia

>>84809924
>Don't say shit like this unless you know they aren't casuals or normies.
It wasn't a funny joke to begin with.

The level of autism you guys have because of /pol/ is truly fucking horrendous.

It's literally crippling a generation of anons but at least it's the socially retarded backwash anons who would have failed at life anyway.

>>84810217
How big were her tits?

>>84806389
Cross racial bantz need to be a thing. It's like that pic of "things white people do" where it's got "re-do a high five if the first wasn't good enough" and "say 'now lets take a silly one' when taking group photos". I'm white, and I find that hilarious. If I could make that "ape VS ape" joke with a group of black people, and have everyone laugh instead of kick my ass, it would be great. People take themselves way too fucking serious these days.

>>84806274
It's their nature to rape anon, please don't be foolish.

Chicken, Watermelon, Rape, Racism, Ignorance, these are all things the negro is naturally susceptible to.

>>84809304
Stop posting

>>84810420
what the fuck happened to this place?

everyone's such a fucking damp squib anti shitposter now

where did all the fun go?

>>84804774
That's why theater aside you watch movies alone and then come to /tv/ to rant.

>>84810496
>posts about cinnamon words
>fun

get ye gone

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>>84809763
>no source or citations

>>84809703
We are family, I got all my sisters with me.
C'mon all races let's all hold hands together and sing along!

>>84810847
i dont have any sisters

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Gorillas are great, stop insulting them

>>84809111
kys yourself summer cuck

>>84810900
>Gorillas
>IQ of 83

>>84810923
No, what now? Not gonna change that they are all the same word

>>84805762
Best post. OP is also a faggot for bringing out all the /pol/tards.

>>84805704
OP isn't friends with fat people though

>>84808809
hahah what would happen if a girl got it in her pusy?

>>84804774
LAWL RACISM IZ FUNNEE

>>84806779
>isn't preoccupied with base and petty endeavors
He spends his entire life eating and/or punching things

>>84810814
this, subsaharan blacks have invented many useful things such as spears, huts, and uhhhh

it wasnt even funny, it was a retard level observation and you attempted no sort of joke besides what your dumb brain saw. desu it's more likely they were "jesus christ"ing at how unfunny your attempt at humor was rather than it being racist

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>>84811706
>racism
lighten up you fucking faggot

>>84812100
>baseless claims

>>84808637
Underrated

>>84812536
you are seriously saying blacks didn't invent anything then? fucking bigot

I think saying "black on black violence" would've been funnier.

>>84810900
So Samuel Jackson was the bad one?

Stop stealing jokes from other anons OP

>>84809841
cinnamon > kino

>>84811672
It'd would be extremely fraudulent

>>84804774
Kong is southeast asian you fucking shitlord

>>84813029
UUUU

>all these triggered autists ITT

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This was the only good moment in this movie.

>>84804774
>Watching garbage

>>84804774
I did the same just with "monkey vs monkey" on my own.

>>84806274
Nice bait

>spend 12 hours a day posting on 4chan
>irl vocabulary has shrunken to variations of "fuck", "faggots", "nigger"

>>84814287
Me too but I just called Skull Island, Detroit

>>84809763
>history doesnt matter if I say so.
>richest person in the history of the world is from africa.
What are snowniggers trying to tell us?

Smooth moves, spergo. Are you 14?

>>84804774
>"jesus christ"
KEK

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>>84804774
Same situation, said "nigger vs nigger" gf and mom keked.
The movie is shit. Did Bay make this?

>>84804774
Edgy humor is only applicable on the internet.

I am honestly sick of racist stuff on both spectrums. It's cheap humor and an even worse excuse for terrible actions. If you are not an LEO or an FBI statician I could give a flying fuck about your theories or feelings.

>>84804774

I agree with the sentiment, but the comment itself wasn't funny.

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>>84810025
I don't feel for them. They brought this on themselves. I will enjoy the show though.

>>84816190
>>richest person in the history of the world is from africa.
I didn't know the Rothschilds were from Africa

>>84804774
>watching the Skull Island at friend's house with a bunch of people I don't know
Then why were you there? Your friend clearly favors the group of people he was with and knew, and it's kind of shitty to shoehorn in his friend that nobody else knows. You should've done yourself a favor and have gone home when it was clear you were just going to be watching a movie with strangers, rather than doing something as a group and getting to know these people.

Your friend sucks, I probably would've chuckled internally at your joke but I just imagine you as a long-haired, weirdly dressed nasally sounding loser which isn't worth outing myself for. I would find it funny but stay in the shadows because you'd more than likely not be worth the effort of backing up

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>>84817637
>when he has /tv/'s humor but fails in every other social category making it not worth it

>>84817624
>snowniggers in charge of history

>>84806389
it is an american thing legit

>>84818315
not even a snownigger
and honestly, the Rotshchilds were far more relevant in history than some nigger who's only knew how to hoard gold and show off

>>84818479
If if ignoring history makes you feel better anon, I certainly won't stop you. People are pretty great at doing that around here anyways.

wow your friends sound hella gay.
my friends would've laughed and traded Clayton Bigsby impersonations.
I miss my friends

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>>84818604

>>84818704
Im not making an arguement, Im calling you a fucking retard and laughing. Basically you just said that history doesnt matter because you said so, literally the first post I made in this thread.

Youre essentially telling me some random nigger from a wasteland of spears and huts managed to control both the gold and sea trade of northern africa and then became the richest man in the age of antiquity if not the richest man in history.

And youre telling me hes not relevant because you'd rather it just be some other guy. You cant make this shit up, youre literally ignoring facts my sides.

>>84804774
Thats not that good joke but passable as a comment. Normal people would've just continued on and not commented it, it appears your faggot friends are drama queens.

I try not to mention lower races in discussion with half-strangers as I cant yet know whats their stand on those matters, some are super sensitive even for lighthearted jokes and some are not.. better not open your mouth before you know your company

>>84818648
What happened, they got enough of your racist ass?

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>>84819056
>Basically you just said that history doesnt matter because you said so
I'm not the other guy you dolt

>Youre essentially telling me some random nigger from a wasteland of spears and huts managed to control both the gold and sea trade of northern africa and then became the richest man in the age of antiquity if not the richest man in history.
yes and what effect did he leave in the world

>And youre telling me hes not relevant because you'd rather it just be some other guy. You cant make this shit up, youre literally ignoring facts my sides.
Are you implying that the Rothschilds, a major banking family are less relevant than some spear churcker? LMAO STUPID NIGGER

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>>84809304

>actually being this autistic

>>84819209
no we grew up
you will too some day you virtue signaling snowflake

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>>84819261
>hey dipshit this guy is the richest person in the world, from an area youre choosing to ignore.
>LOL HE AINT RELEVANT
>hey dipshit that doesnt change the fact that hes still the richest person in the world and youre just ignoring it like a triggered sjw at a nigger revisionist seminar.
>LOL NOT EVEN A SNOW NIGGER NOT RELEVANT CAUSE I SAID SO.
>Snow niggers would rather omit history than talk about some gold hoarding black guy
Please anon do go on, I need another laugh.

>>84819610
>"hey guys Africa is not irrelevant check out this guy who shitloads of money"
>okay so what did he do with the money
>...
with money like that he'd fund anything, from arts, military campaign and technology and he did jackshit with it. You're right about it being noteworthy but it had no impact in the grand scale of the world

>>84808580
>"Oh, a skirmish between two black individuals"

>>84818479
>Rothschild family
>One person

>>84819851
>thus entire logic. Snowniggers once again in charge of history
Just stop anon, this is too funny. Are the sort of person who says cossacks dont matter because uou never heard of them? History is history anon, Im sorry that at one point some black guy from the malian empire firgured out trade better than some white guys. Screaming relevancy just makes you sound like a tumblrina.

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>>84820359
>uughh...could you just STOP
quite ironic to call others tumblrinas anon

>>84808809
Haha yeah just imagine being under him when that happened haha it'd be hilarious

>>84811706
Tell me why it isn't.

>>84806389
>I had watched it with my white friends one of us would 100% make a similar joke
I made that Joke in the theatre

>>84804774
Retard

>>84812649
Yeah, at the very least there were funnier ways to tell that joke. I'd have called it a family reunion.

>>84820460
>I dont understand that this was structured as if the person was laughing at them.
>this level of autism exists
So this is the power of snowniggers...impressive

>>84811759
>only punches things that attack him or invade his homeland and behave destructively.

skull fuckers are migrants deservedly getting their shit pushed in

>has 1 meal
>preoccupied with eating

oh yeah?

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>>84820747
>Blacks obsessed with the word nigger to the point of calling whites niggers

>>84805762
this, obviously

>>84820747
>structured as if the person was laughing at them.
sounds pretty sad desu

>>84808527
Guess you never watched Freddy vs Jason.

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>>84820786
Imagine being the guy that first to call a black a nigger sowing the seeds for generations of butthurt, effectively trolling an entire race for centuries!

>>84805762
/thread

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>>84820786
>>84820879
>this level of projecting after losing arguements and lacking reading comprehension
You guys are the reason this meme exists, my sides.

>>84804774
Now this is autism OP

>>84820998
If you comment st all during a movie, you're a piece of shit no exceptions.
>trying to be tryhard entertaining over a movie
Just keep your fucking mouths shut

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>>84816190
...and how did that nigger make so much money?

pic related

The last good invention niggers created was slavery. He was the ultimate race traitor sellout wasn't he.
Yeah...we don't like those either, nigger.

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this film feels and looks like it was made in 2000-2005.

The one dimensional predictable stock characters, the music, the editing, the cinematography.

I wasnt sure if I was watching a comedy or not.

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>>84805762

>>84810336
Both of those observations are funny though, calling black people apes isn't really comparable

>>84810336

ape v ape is just too obvious and lazy. mix that with it begin crass and it just isnt worth an honest laugh. You just look like a dick for making a dumb obvious joke.

>>84821280
What do you call rome enslaving the guals and germanic tribes?

>>84810217

>meet this girl through a friend for the first time
>just talking about all sorts of shit
>somehow the holocaust and Hitler get brought up
>says her grandparents were put into camps
>someone from the side shouts to me "hey, wasn't your grandpa a guard at one of those camps?"
>he was, but I passed it off as a joke
>motorboated them titties and then broke up with her by telling holocaust jokes all day, erry day