Aussie TV thread. Tropicana pack edition. What are you cunts

It's beyond salvation that's why i haven't tuned in for a decade

>>84803021
>What are you cunts watching?
state of origin in 2 days
until then, nothing

>>84803021
Masterchef.
I want to fuck eloise and hero her vagino

Havnt watched any aussie tv for years besides morning news which is always on when im at work.

Aussie tv sucks

>maybe katuts, kaput

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>go to wog shop
>get 4 potato cakes for 2 bucks
>"want salt on that?"
>"yea"
>pours salt into bag
>it all lands on the topmost part of 1 potato cake

>>84803021
Shaun Micallef

>>84803021
name something worth saving? comedy panels/quizshows? Australia's Best Ever Scripted Domestic Reality Show #194? occasional motorsport? nah, It's all shit tier distraction that cannot inspire loyalty, no one there has any idea of quality.

Let the project go do their thing on ABC, they all want to be there controlling everyone's thoughts anyway. Dial it back on the "men are pigs" shows in general and maybe some will allow them to be background noise.

Watching 800 words. Surprisingly not shit for an Australian production, plus the chick is hot.

Goosey, you here mate?

Ten dug their own grave. Let the cunts die.

how do we save australian TV from reality garbage

Making myself a Haram Snack Pack. It's like a regular HSP except with pulled pork.
Gonna settle in and watch some Swift and Shift reruns later.

>>84803797
>cakes
They're scallops, you bottom dwelling sea cretin

>>84804183
t. straffo

>>84804142
there is no saving australian tv
audiences are leaving and short of banning all torrent and streaming sites (which i'm aware they would like to do), nobody is going back

>>84803021
Fuck now I want Red Rooder (that's what I used to call it as a toddler :DDD)

Sadly Aussie TV is fucking garbage
>garbage competitive cooking shows that take themselves way too seriously
>awful renovating competitions where 90% of the content is the women being moles to each other
>copycats of the above which are even worse
>literally a show about people watching these shows and providing their inane commentary

I just watched Ninja Turtles this morning though. That was fun.

what was it that killed original programming here?

>>84804282
Reality shows

>>84804298
America has reality shows too, I don't see why they can't coexist. They used to if you go back six or seven years ago.

What happened to Australian 90's-early 2000's kid tv show Kino?

I know that Parallax had an ending but did Silver Sun ever get one?

>>84804324
nah Silver Sun ended early

knew one of the kids on Parallax, used to give him a lot of shit in school

>>84804310
Having reality shows is one thing, having almost every program being a reality show is different.

>>84804324
>Not mentioning Round the fucking Twist or Little Elvis

>>84804324
Not mentioning the professor poopsnaggle and the zepplin

>>84804349
I chose not to because everyone knows Around the Twist.

On a side note, was Ship to Shore and Misery guts any good?

>>84804379
Ship to Shore was kino

>>84803728
this, but unironically

>>84804134
Here lad. ama

Walkgod on nobel prize watch

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why lads?

>the block nz has returned
t-thanks australia

>>84804525
based straffgod

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>>84803021
>implying 10 is worth saving
let it die

>>84804564
fuck them for cancelling 6 o'clock simpsons

>>84804564
This. Fuck The Project

>>84804587
this too REEEEEEE

>le cunt hey lads XD

kill you'reselves

As a capitalist, I'm torn between the fact that the players are the selling point and therefore can demand as much as the market dictates and my unrivalled hatred of unions.

>>84804564
As long as Waleed Aly gets picked up by another network so that I can be preached too about incredibly simple and easily understandable topics that range from why I am a bad person, and why I am a bad person because I am white and a male.

>>84804612
get a grip

I really hate how we have this Netflix tax to give local companies like Stan a chance when the first thing Stan does is take advantage of the price hike and jack up their prices anyway, meaning we're in the exact same boat except the consumer pays more in both cases.

>>84804612
Settle fella, sweat down you calm dog.

>>84804587
THIS WAS THE BIGGEST OF INSULTS.

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>Watching Australian TV apart from sport

>>84804665
www.proxybay.one

The Project hosts will get another gig anyway on another station. It's those from other shows that aren't as known that will lose out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJqTeEhLcac&t

>>84804714
As long as Waleed is inconvenienced in a significant way, I'm happee

I miss thank god you're here.

>>84804789
Not even shitposting, he will probably unironically get a "recording breaking contract for Australian tv" or some shit.

>>84804838
how long did it last after it switched to 7?

7 has a long history of poaching shows and killing them, doesn't it
anybody here remember The Fat?

>>84804324
>watching Damages
>suddenly the daughter from Parallax shows up naked
Good episode lads

>>84804391
Fun fact, ship to shore filmed a few scenes at my primary school.

I watch Everybody loves Raymond and Frasier on 11 every fucking day. Yes, I'm a neet.

>>84804838
Thank God you're here, grandma's been raped!

>>84804324
>not mentioning spellbinder
faget

The worst shows on ABC as a kid were the Australian ones.

Round the Twist was garbage

>>84804960
>Gillian Alexy got naked
PICS NOW

>>84804525
extremely paranoid that everyone is a bigfooty or 4chan troll

>>84804656
freshcunt

>>84803021
>how do we save channel 10?

We don't. Fuck Ten.

>>84804838
miss ABC kino like The Chasers, The Hollowmen and Chris Lilley's stuff when he was good

>>84804564
b-but
muh 'have u been paying attention'

>>84805109
t. born after 1999

1985 lad

>yfw 10 greenlit ANOTHER show like gogglebox

looked and looked for a picture of a Red Rooster outlet from which some hilarious wag had stolen the "s" but couldn't find one. which surprises me to be quite honest

>>84805209
don't believe it

Just about every American or British show on ABC in the afternoons in the 90's was better than Round the Twist.

>>84805223
even harder to find a red rooster or chicken treat these days

>>84805120

fuck up cunt

>that episode where Bronson's cock becomes a motor

>>84805235
Umm no sweetie
That episode where a fish turned Bronson's dick into a propellor was kino

The only good Round the Twist episode was Linda Godiva

>>84805245

>Perthfag

mate just go north of the river, they're everywhere

dunno why you would though, chicken treat are never bringing back their old fried chicken recipe

>>84805324
>just go north of the river
rather die thanks

>>84805351

I bet you're a bloody south yuppie m8

I wish I was too

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It's literally me

>tfw went clubbing last weekend and fingered a chick
Fair shake lads

>>84804838
This is the greatest tradgedy of them all. We came up with a fantastic original concept and it gets poached by channel 7 and ran into the ground. It's a shame about Josh Lawson too, I thought he would have left this fucking country by now. He deserves it. He's like that one regular kid at school who everybody liked, and people said that they would be a good actor. Too bad he is stuck doing shit like the Paul Hogan biopic.

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>It's another Australian TV show featuring 6 of the 12 actors that haven't left for overseas

Australian Ninja Warrior is actually pretty good.

>>84805446
>australian TV drama
>starring the guy from the original underbelly

>family literally moved to Australia because of Neighbours

>>84805397
Did she ask you for your gamertag while it was happening?

>>84805461
>It's another underbelly except it's in another decade

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>>84805461
shut the fuck up fag Vince Colosimo is based

Why are Australians so rude and aggressive?

Who is that guy that plays the dad on every show

Surely that is enough of a clue

Okay lads. Who is the hottest Aussie actress? Anything goes.

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We might not be able to fix Australian television but at least everyone knows what's wrong. In all seriousness it's difficult for me *not* to be pleased.

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who /cric/ here

>>84805517
unironically margot robie
love naomi watts too

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Does anyone really hate the new Bundaberg Rum ad campaign?

>>84805511
probably just taking jokes too seriously

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>>84805517
The idea that Margot Robbie could be considered hotter than Angela White's just ridiculous.

>>84805546
never get any ads for it down here

>>84805523
Miss goosey and the other old trips and poosonalities tbqh lad

>>84805546

I haven't seen it and I hate it already

>>84805523
/r/ "collingwood family" picture

>>84805494
He reminds me of my dad in the worst way.

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>>84805557
they're fake r-right?

>>84805511
Only in Melbourne and Sydney.

I swear I never saw anyone drink Bundy apart from my Dad when I was a kid

>>84805577
Goosey still posts occasionally
I think I caught Connie during the South African series too

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>>84805557
amen

>>84805446

or ones that did go overseas and failed miserably

>>84805517
Ryan Kwanten

>>84805589
Same here. My dad doesn't have any wog blood in him at all but he has wog features for some reason. The amount of times over my life when I've been with him and a close family friend or someone in the street has asked him if he was greek or some shit.
>tfw inherited my mum's shitty facial genes instead

>>84805606
Need to find some tips on how to quit this shithole from them

Unless they just post anon now

>>84805552
>Australian glasses you
>bleeding everywhere
>can barely stand
>"just bantz m8, lighten up"

>>84805563
>>84805580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrRpo9_RvcE

Waleed awakens in his ivory tower and peruses a room full of suits. He ponders today’s garbs as he tries to pick the suit that screams, “most successful Gold Logie winner, Islamic TV personality and ethnic trailblazer on a prime time slot, of all fucking time”. Navy blue, bingo.
His left hand is itching to pull down Australia’s dacks and give it a good self righteous spank on its ignorant arse. Without his 3 minute summaries of obvious issues, the nation would go down the gurgler. He knows this, he needs this.
Sadly for Waleed, it’s his day off. So he agrees to spend time with some work colleagues in a bar setting. He knows he is needed to keep things P.C while his colleagues are having an infi-hell of a time.
One of Waleed’s work colleagues approaches the bar and orders a double Jack & Coke. An ominous feeling of unease overcomes him as he looks to his left, and spots Waleed staring at him like a Velociraptor peering through the underbrush , “gone for a double mate? OK”.
Satisfied with the social judgment he cast, Waleed returns to the table to interrupt another colleague’s Tinder story, “hey, hey, boys, easy, I’m sure we can do without the details of her breast size, yeh?”.
Everyone at the table feels as nervous as a losing horse around a glueless trainer at a Melbourne Cup arts & crafts party. To appease Waleed, the camera guy proposes a toast to positive, Islamic role models, but in the process knocks over a glass.
Waleed ocularly scorns him like a Woolworths’ vegan would look at a man trying to redeem a coupon for caged eggs. Everyone knows whats coming. They are about to be monologue’d.

>>84805648
Waleed leans forward and like the soap boxer he is, and lands a left hook:
“Alcohol, we all drink it, but do we need it?” Waleed smugly states as he proceeds to tell everyone alcohol can be harmful for the next 3 minutes. He finishes his no-shit-Sherlock sermon by making a special request:
“so to prevent you from harming yourselves and others how about we all try something right now, #giveyourkeystoWaleed, seriously guys, keys, now”.
No one dares disobey the Minister of Monologues, the Sultan of Shit-eating Summaries, the Lord of Lowest Common Denominator “News” Segments. Even the sober drivers will be taking an Uber home because if Waleed said it, it must be true.
With a pocket full of car keys, Waleed heads home. On his way he spots a “Fuck Off We’re Full” sticker on an SS Ute. Not on Waleed’s watch. He forces the Ute off the road, and when the driver regains consciousness, all he sees is Waleed's angelic head hovering over him.
“Mate, racism, we all hear it, but do we need it? #givethestickertoWaleed”

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>>84805597
yes

>>84805597
I don't believe so. Honestly, I've never seen or heard of anything to suggest it.

>>84805632
anon
goosey did use his trip a bit this year

>>84805630
I was talking more about the drugs and debt, but yeah that too I guess.

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>>84805557
>>84805610
>>84805663
She looks like a slightly busted up version of Alison Brie and a slightly better version of a girl I know.

>>84805663

who's the other chick?

How do I increase my semen levels?

>>84805733
anri okita mate

>>84805733
That's Donald Trump's wife.

>>84805735
stop jacking off every day.
If you still can't cum a decent load after 2-3 days of nofap, you should probably see a GP about it.

>>84805736

wait is it really

>it is

shit mate I've been gone too long

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the ashes is going to be pure kino this year

>>84805753
I have stopped jacking off because I just haven't been bothered but some nights my balls start to ache and I'll cum in my sleep after a few weeks/month. I wanna increase the load though.

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HEAVE HO UNNA

what's for dinner lads

>>84805797
>weeks/months
Jesus christ mate please tell me your secret

>>84805813

fish and chips mate

>>84805815
If I get horny I just imagine a sex scenario or something while I'm trying to sleep and that cures it because I fall asleep

>>84805797
hot

>>84805735
Recruit more sailors.

>>84805813
Chicken tendies and party pies because I can't cook for shit

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>angela will never be ur secret gf

>>84804665
The Netflix tax? Is that real? I like Stan well enough. But I wish they'd fuck off so we could have these show licenses under one roof. And the Netflix player functions better with my Australian internet so I'd rather them.
Then again I am leaching both off a friend so I guess I should fuck off.

>>84805456
>it's a gym junkie on steroids takes his shirt off and others have a deeply moving backstory episode

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Who else /failed normie/ here?

>>84805942
putting GST on it I think

>>84805456
Fucking kill yourself. It's a poached concept that was exhausted 30-40 years ago in America. It is the most low brow shit and always has been. Channel 9 finds new lows.

>>84804730
Who was in the wrong here?

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A girl I met in a nightclub in Sydney once. Can't remember her name.

>>84805813
chicken wings, rice and veggies

did anyone else know how fucking cheap marinated chicken wings are from the butchers?
it's changed my life

>>84805980
channel 7 for blatantly stealing a triple M bit

>>84805964
Gay Sex Tax.

>>84805987
she will never look up at you with those eyes and that smug grin while her mouth is wrapped around your average cock
Feels bad man

>>84805954
progressed from failed normie to normie actually

>>84806007
>you will never grab her by the nose ring and scream bajo while you slap your cock on her knees

>>84805996
Why are Australians so afraid of homosexuals?

>>84805943
>>84805976
Does it trigger you to see people who actually look after their bodies?Chin up mate, hit the gym and you'll get rid of your gyno in no time.

>>84805987
t. not Bajo

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Reminder

>>84806043
Liberal Party is secretly gay.

>>84805991
I knew and I strongly suspect it had the same effect on my life it did on yours.

>>84805663
Why does the australian shark tank doesnt hold up to the american one?

who else /perth/ here

>>84806060
Thanks

Saved for my Greens voter gimmick on /auspol/

>>84806043
We're basically American trend followers but always a few years behind. Hope that's useful to you.

>>84806060
Hell is there even anybody not a melbfag and sydney cunt?

>>84806085
>Why does the australian shark tank doesnt hold up to the american one?
Nice of you to join us, Chang.

>>84806090

>>84806046
>cunts on roids and emotional sob stories from single mothers makes for primetime emotional manipulation drama plus entertainment
Fuck off you vapid cunt.

>>84806090

wanneroo fucking sucksZ

>better hope ya like 7/11 cunt

>>84806105
Darwinfag here, kill me

>>84806107
Damn, what gives?

>>84806135
what's it like?
literally never met anyone from the territory before

>>84804282
The fact that we aren't funny and any actor worth shit over here fucks off overseas first chance they get.

Friendly reminder to watch more ABC. They are the only ones that are putting out original content, and content that is actually kino to boot.
No, I do not work for the ABC

>>84805245
What the fuck is a chicken treat?

>>84806151
Hot and humid during the wet, quite nice during the dry. Not much to do locally, generally it's just go out of Darwin somewhere. Jobs are in the shitter right now, I think we've got the second highest unemployment. Our local government and councils are both jokes, and seem to be focused on fucking over the city itself than helping anyone. And we've got a ratio of like 1.2 or 1.3 men to every one woman, so numbers are continuously against you

>tfw by next year you can put Channel 10 references on your resume and no one will know

>>84805109
>genie from downunder
>bad
Holy fuck you are are a dumb cunt.

>>84806224

>unemployment

mate the entire country's going down the shitter, worst part is that there's nobody to blame because literally everybody in charge didn't move our eggs out of the mining basket

>>84805648
>>84805661
noice.

I heard Waleed once tried to lecture hex at the logies after party, so she didn't let him finger her for very long.

>>84806090
muscular /inner southwest/

>>84806192
But Andrew Bolt said don't

>>84806232
murdoch and paker just want a bigger share, it's a renegotiation not a wind up

>>84806214
It only exists in flyover land.

>>84805281
All lindas were pure kino

>>84806248
Trash

>>84806127
>wanneroo
>not living on the Mandurah line

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>>84806192
Based Henderson

Saw one of the best (((reality))) shows I've ever seen on SBS the other week: Filthy Rich and Homeless

>>84806289
hope you don't live anywhere past murdoch m8

best NBn provider lads?

>>84806307
You're getting fucked regardless now because TPG owns everything so whatever is the cheapest.

>>84805494
Vince got dome for ice a second time not long ago. Cunts fucked.

>>84806307
I get fucking amazing speeds with Telstra, but apparently I'm the only one

>>84805281
>tfw you constantly dream of having that lipstick that makes women want you

>>84805813
parma, chips and cider

>>84806307

Telstra.

>iiNet is a fucking joke now
>Optus have been a home Internet shitshow for a long time
>TPG isn't even a strayan company

>>84806338
>cider

>>84806307
AussieBB. Go on whirlpool and get the coupon for a discount lad.

>>84806105
Brisfag here, livin large

>>84806338
it's parmi

>>84806105
Comfy NSW central coast here. Fuck the cities.

>>84806304
Rocko4life

>>84806307
>>84806330
I'm with Telstra but my internet is actually worse since NBN. Slightly slower speed and now cut outs. Not sure if the cut outs are the network or the new modem they installed though. Any theories?

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Why is there no Red Rooster in the Sydney CBD?

>>84806453
wew

>>84805930
Start with spinach and pumpkin lasagna. Just learn to brown mince fast with some herbs and spices at the end, low simmer your tomato base for >30 mins and make a cheese roux/alfredo. Can't really fuck those basics up and it pays dividends over the week.

>>84806224
>NT
How are you able to type while fighting off a saltie, ya mad cunt?

>>84806459
Red Rooster isn't halal

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>Tasmania

>>84806459
I'm not trying to be cute but I'm confident the situation would be different if more black folks lived there. KFC can only put out so much.

>>84806508
launcy or hobart?

>>84806358
It's all that was in the fridge, stop cyberbullying me. Turns out it wasn't even alcoholic so what a waste of time.
>>84806413
I know how the dish is spelled but i have only heard people pronounce it "p - ar - m - ah"

>>84806459
>Kentucky chuck or red rooter for dinner kids?

>>84806518
where the fuck do you live? I've never heard anyone say parma

>>84806307
tpg
uses telstra infrastructure but it;s a fuckload cheaper

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>>84806517
Launceston

>>84804324
>not mentioning thunderstone, oceangirl, cybergirl, genie from down under, the gift,

can anyone tell me what an old show about a gyspy traveling people or something with a dog is called it's aussie and another show about kids who live on a island?

>>84806307
The libs destroyed any attempt to unify this countries internet and have price parity with plans, So just go with telstra. Keep in mind that no matter what you get, ADSL2+/NBN, or who you go with, your getting fucked regardless. There are too many factors that are out of your control.
>congestion
>quality of equipment in the exchange and DSLAM
>quality of the lines underneath the ground
>quality of the line from whatever shitty FTTP junction box to your house
Just go with Telstra or try to minimise cost.

>>84806497
how can red rooster be "not halal"? this whole business of "halal" and shit being pronounced "not halal" by people who aren't even humourless mohammedan clerics does my fucking head in & I'm sure there's a shit-tonne of "false flagging" attends on it

>>84806508
Do the local kids in yr 12 still do the " chicken mincer" before grad?

>>84806579
I have no idea what that is

Any girls in here wanna snuggle up and watch reruns of Hugo's wheel of fortune?

>>84806532
Brisbane but my family is originally from Melbourne and before that Pommyland.

>>84806565
>>84806347
>telstra
it's the most expensive by miles but doesn't offer anything special

have you 2 even LOOKED at other providers or is this brainless brand loyalty?

>>84806046
So many turtle-guts. I do weighted chin ups and pull ups btw and that's mostly all the course is about. It's simply another boring af low-content show.

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/MWNN/

>>84806569
https://www.zabihah.com/biz/Lb7NZKPHzd?msg=

You seemed to be suffering, anon. Hope that helps.

>>84806558
>oceangirl, cybergirl
...w-were they hot?

>>84806546
where do you work? launceston city council?

t. hobartian

>>84806569
I dunno, but as far as I know they don't do the halal slaughter shit and they not only serve bacon, but cook it on the same trays they do most everything else.

At least, that's how it was when I worked as a kitchen bitch there a few years ago.

>>84806612
Not a grill but I will if nobody else does :DDD

>>84806659
Oceangirl was elite

>>84806673
Fucking retail

Kill me

>>84806643
the fuck is MWNN
t. someone who is constantly on the internet but doesn't follow internet culture at all

>>84806659
Cybergirl's completely unknown to me but Ocean Girl was lovely.

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>>84804525
based Straffo

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>>84806694
a fat loser from bigfooty that became an au/sp/ meme

>>84806590
It's when you group around the bubblers and cum into them. The last one has to call Mr. Clark over and drink from the fountain or else he's called a chicken at graduation by everyone.

https://youtu.be/Xb-rQjcgdvk

Goat Aussie comedy

>>84806623
I've been a customer of
>Internode (before iinet merger)
>iiNet (before TPG merger)
>Telstra
>some shitty independed telstra wholesale ISP whose name I can't remember because my parents didn't listen to me back in the mid 2000's when I said we should have gone with Internode
And trust me when I say that you really don't have a choice in the matter anymore. You're gonna get fucked so you might as well get a nice cozy plan with Telstra

>>84805787
sure will be when we field a team of grade cricketers because cricket australia shit the bed and couldn't complete contract negotiations

>>84805987
Fingered her in a nightclub once.

>>84806712
ok, next question. The fuck is bigfooty?
t. australian who doesn't follow australian culture at all

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>yfw $1700 tax refund

>>84806696
>>84806659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M5qr2vpojo

>>84806748
What do you do for a living?

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>>84806744
footy forum

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>>84806729
Send me in at number 4 la.

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>>84806759
tax accountant

>tfw went clubbing in the valley 8 years ago
>accidentally run into the Veronica's and hit on them both while walking to the 'Met'
>got snapped in shit loads of paparazzi pictures of me shit faced and vomiting afterwards

>>84806724
>tfw provider got bought out by iiNet
>quality went to shit instantly
>cut out internet for weeks
>cocked around fixing it
I know I'm paying extra with Telstra, but those fuckers at least get around to fixing my shit the second it goes down

>>84806788
t. Telstra technian

>>84806809
Man I wish, those fuckers get paid an obscene amount for how little they do

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The Straff

>>84806822
He's a big boy

>>84806822
Damn that's well fitted!

>>84806788
>had phone tethered to pc because router was broken
>forgot
>torrented 10gb worth of tv and movies
>data allowance was only 500mb (couple of years back)

>telstra wipes it all off my bill after i tell them i was sorry and it was an accident
top blokes DESU

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>>84806835
for you

So MWNN is unironically as "famous" on BigFooty as he is on au/sp/ then?

>>84806817
you're right, you know. they have like 80 iq points to share between them

t. former telstra tech

Took the black pill today lads

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Anyone fingered her in a melbourne nightclub?

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>>84806863
yeah, that's how he became an au/sp/ thing in the first place

>>84806893
Nah, but she looks like a bird I fingered once in a Sydney nightclub

>>84806893
Someone post the set

>>84806786

now ya can't say that and not show pics mate

>>84806893
sydney I reckon

>>84806893
Does she even know how she's being fingered in a nightclub?

>>84806786
my brush with fame was from making out with llyod rayney's niece

>>84806090
western suburbs here

help I'm surrounded by old people and young families

>>84806852
>have 10GB 256/56 ADSL back in 05
>Telstra servers cock up
>somehow log me as having uploaded 20GBs overnight
>get shaped
>contact support
>explain that it's impossible for that to happen
>"Oh shit, our bad mate, we'll just reset your internet for the whole month, you'll be able to download and upload as much as you want on us"
Support's been kind to me. Although I miss their Australian guys, they were bros. I moved to another provider when they started outsourcing support and couldn't fix shit. Adam DSL had an Australian support line too, so they were always good to me as well.

And then they got bought out by iiNet and died instantly

>>84806918
No idea where to find them now sorry lad

>Gina Liano in awkward interview with The Project hosts after slamming study on cleavage
>https://archive.fo/nTe4W
IN OTHER NEWS, WALEED IS A KEK

>>84806299
When you saw his face, you knew it was time to switch over to The Simpsons.

I miss when Internode used to be good. Fuck iinet

>>84806893
i saw her at a nightclub once but there were 2 other guys already fingering her

>>84806944
noice

>>84807039
S.L.A.M.M.I.N.G

>>84806944
some bloke on /cric/ claims to have fucked two daughters of WA test cricketers

>>84807069
Yeah you need to line up early and remember to bring your gamer tag otherwise you wont get in

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What do I do for a job lads? Something easier to get into that is more stable and will give me decent income.

I feel like the workforce is going down the shitter here.

>>84807176
take up a trade. a landscaper or a joiner

>>84807176
just learn a trade

>>84807176
Have you tried G4P?

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Why can't we just have good internet.

Is there anything good to take for sleeping?

t. wagecuck

>>84807176
>tfw in 20's and still working at mcdonalds because my parents never educated me on the importance of higher education
Actually it's probably my fault.

>>84807176
I don't know what to do either I'm 19, 20 in september have yet to have a proper job or go to uni.

>>84807176
That is actually how I judge all people that have Souther Cross tattoos

>>84807216
Because jawbs n' growth :^)

>>84807233
Try jerking off into your mouth lad. It's a good core exercise that will tire you out.

>>84807233
I've been taking something called Seroquel at 25mg lately and it's actually the only prescription drug to ever make me noticeably tired to pass out

>>84807233
exercise

>>84807176
trade

>>84807176

I bet he smokes JPS like a true povo cunt

>>84807233
idk bro I've had trouble waking up at ~3am with my heart racing for years now. It comes in waves, every couple of months I'll manage to get a decent nights sleep for a week or so, then it's back to the same old shit.

Rumor has it that at a certain Sydney Maccas if you go during the night and ask the lady at the drive thru for special big Mac sauce she'll blow you behind the bins.

>>84807157
and your EbWorld card

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HERE THEY COME, HERE THEY COME
UH OH!

>>84807371
ugh..

>>84807367
Yeah but if you aren't level two you don't get the discount with her

>>84807371
Fully.Sick.Subwoofa.

>>84807381
it's fun

>>84807371
Accurate portrayal of the average Sydney family

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>plug in tv for the first time in years because someone was talking about 'have you been paying attention' and i used to like that show
>catch the last 10 minutes of masterchef

>dessert with parsnip peels
>using a syringe to remove 1/3 of an egg yolk and replacing it with caramel
>toasting mash mellows and serving only the skin
>some sort of clear glad wrap garbabge to top it off
where did it all go so wrong?
remember when they used to cross promote with coles because normies could actually cook the stuff on the show?

>>84807478

>coles promo
they still do, mate

t. nightfill

>>84807433
What little I've seen of it, it looks like Pizza 2.0. I like it

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>>84804324
Jeopardy was the best.

>>84807371
>that blonde neighbor chick
wew lads what a cutie

>>84807504
i thought coles got rid of nightfill

>>84807571
the general plot is her and one of the leb boys have an on-off relationship and she goes on lots of political protests
in today's episode she had a black bf

>>84807624
>in today's episode she had a black bf
Dropped.

>>84806893
I threw a few digits her way. I remember because of the scoreboard tattooed on her back.

AAA
BBB
GOD
BJO
couldn't see the rest.

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>>84807638
he's a doctor you racist

>>84807624
ah yes because there's so many africans here

>>84807670
>blonde

>>84807663
>Bajo
IM-FUCKING-PLYING, that little cuck couldn't get shit

>>84807672
The show's all about racial humor, the fact he's black intimidates the white parents and they try to not say racist things unintentionally or otherwise
And he upstages the leb guy who is trying to get back with her

>>84807796
couldn't even get a finger in

>>84807796
apparently at one of the ABC Christmas parties he got super drunk and got rejected by her and cried in the closet next to the playschool set. Any time you mention on his twitch stream he bans you kek

>>84805813
Subway no meat, no cheese.
Being a lazy vegan tonight.

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>>84807796

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>>84807597

then how would they stock their shelves m9

>>84807914
still disappointed about season 2

>>84807846
wew what really?

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>>84806090
Guaranteed a shag here

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>>84807927
I treat S2 like it's a different show, it's good for its own reasons but those reasons are almost completely different to what made S1 good

fuck lads was a jobless neet for 6 months after falling for the uni meme. got a full time job with salary and company car last friday. bittersweet day cos while i was out someone kicked my front door in and robbed/ransacked my house. fucking south of river perth is trash

also how fucking good is medicare cunts? went drs today for gross abcess and cost me nothin, thought it was gonna be heaps

lifes not bad ay lads

>>84807846
Immediate bans pretty much confirms it

>>84808079
>south of river perth is trash
umm no it's elite

where are you?

>>84807927
S2 was fine but you need to think of it as a different show from the last season.

>>84808095
Bentley, its awful

>>84808107
>>84807982
yeah nah I picked up on the difference in tone from the trailers, I just didn't find the humour that good

>>84808092
Is he the one banning or is it some kissass mods who want to delete anything that speaks bad of him?

>>84808132
ah yeah that is a bit shit
everything west of the freeway until hammy hill is great though

>tfw had to undo years of bad eating habits instilled upon me by my parents and went from 110kg down to 80kg with 15% bodyfat
Feels like my whole life has changed. Girls actually come up to talk to me now it's unbelievable.

>>84808165
used to live pretty north too, way better and less boongs

>>84808207
Do you swap recipes in the Coles checkout too ya faggot?!

>>84808207
how good does it feel to lose all the weight, i lost 20kg from eating healthy and less, with exercise. its unbelievable the way people treat you when youre good looking

>>84808207
wow
with that blog post, it sounds like you can finally move to reddit now

>>84803728
up the fucken blues cunt

>>84808207
>running marathons at 63 kg last year
>fuck my knee and stop exercising
>start eating more
>78 kg now and can't run more than 8 km

>>84808207
tfw 56kg

>>84803021
>how do we save channel 10?
they need to reduce the number of shows that amount to "cunts on chairs crying"

>>84808485
Manlet?

>>84808549
6ft

>>84808258
>>84808295
Buttmad fast-food regulars detected
>>84808260
>its unbelievable the way people treat you when youre good looking
I know, It's almost like people open up to you in every situation. People at my workplace started treating me better because I had such a dramatic transformation
>>84808340
Feels bad man. Hope you can nurse that knee back to health and regain your passion for running.
>>84808485
I have a mate who is a lanklet at 6',5" and is around 60kg. No matter how much he packs on he remains skinny.

>>84808579
Hello skelly

>>84808582
I can't believe your friend doesn't obey the laws of thermodynamics wtf??!!

>>84808670
Okay, maybe he's more around 65-75 now that I think about it. But he looks like a fucking skeleton. And I've gotten high with him a lot of times and seen him scarf down some pretty bad food on the regular. It amazes me how good his metabolism is.

>>84808706
>Metabolism meme

Don't worry once he is 30 it will slow down and he will get fat right? :^)

I miss those late night quiz shows. Classic Hot Dogs jokes or jacking off to hot ex-soap girls was classic teenage kino.

>>84810469
>tfw no more Quizmania
Nikki was waifu tier