Remind me why LucasFilm didn't get this guy, who can

>>84801380
He didn't suck off the right people.

He didn't suck off the right people

He's too old to begin the training.

>>84801380
He's uncircumcised.

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>>84801418

>>84801380
Why do we even need a Han Solo movie?

>>84801418
lol love this meme. It's 2017, no one is uncircumcised

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>>84801380
>alden ehrenreich
>can't act
>is joo
>ansel elgort
>can act
>is not joo

>>84801431
People not in Israel and the US aren't.

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>>84801431
>ameriscartissuedicklets

not a jew

>>84801461
>Jews and americans run world
>both circumcised

hmmm. makes me think....

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@84801431
Genital mutilation is illegal in first world countries

would that it twuuuh so simple

>>84801431
MASELTOV!

Because this scene is haunting

https://youtube.com/watch?v=642lKXC97c4

>>84801396
/thread

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>>84801418
>>84801440
>>84801486
accurate as always, /tv/

>>84801380
GO BACK TO RLM YOU HACK FRAUDS

>>84801380
George Lucas hasn't been a director since American Graffiti. Just to remind everyone

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>circumcision is on a steep decline in the US
>men are becoming more openly feminine than ever before
It's a bright future, lads.

>>84802280
>t. Americunt dicklet justifying his jew-mutilated penis

>>84801380
I'm almost certain nepotism was how Ehrenreich got the part over Elgort.

>>84802280
STEWING N BREWING

>>84802351
>that reading comprehension
Embarrassing.

There's already a RLM thread you faggot.
Plus the movie sucks balls and he's shit in it.

tfw cut dick will never experience sex how nature intended. its not fair
inb4 you've never had sexy anyway

>>84802280
>I'm s-so masculine I let my penis get chopped up, h-ha ha intact penises are sooooo feminine

Would that it were so simple

>>84802468
>decline

>>84802443
I genuinely feel bad for you guys, not in a condescending way.

He didn't attend a Bar Mizvah where Spielberg and Copolla were at.
Lord&Miller auditioned 3000 guys for the role but Kathleen Kennedy decided it would be Alden Enrecht unilaterally, just because. Now they figured out he needs an acting coach otherwise he acts like Space Ventura

>>84801746
Russian jews are good jews. Actually.

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>>84801380
why was he wearing han's clothes?

>>84801746

Aren't jews a stickler for the whole matrilineal thing?

he didn't suck off the right people

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>>84802637
the virgins?
haha yeah me too

He's retarded

I bet they're wishing they did, right about now.

>>84802784
>Space Ventura
i'm not aware of this? gimme the details

>>84802943
Yes, which is why Ivanka converted but Donald Jr and Eric didn't need to.

>>84801380

wew another untalented jew pushed into the front light

never change holliwood

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>>84803068
Retarded means slow. Was he slow?

>>84803070
Haven't you heard the rumours he came out as Ace Ventura in the film. They blamed it on the directors doing a comedic film. But if it was the directors fault, why is it that they brought an acting coach for Alden?

dude rlm lmao

Because Disney are retards

Han Solo movie
>hire the best comedy directors available
>take 5 years of their lives
>don't let them make a comedy
>fire them

Antman
>hire the best visual comedy director available
>take 10 (ten) years of his life
>tell him he can't use any of his ideas
>fire him

>>84801430
Because otherwise Lawrence Kasdan won't agree to "write" our amazing script for Force Awakens.

Not kidding, that's literally why it exists.

>>84802351
>>84802468
>Euros not being able to read
Not surprising, I guess.

>having most of the cigarette butt inside your mouth
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>84803506
see
>>84801728

>>84801380
He didn't meet Spielberg at a jewish ceremony.

>>84803725
>It's a metaphor
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>84803974
>scene is haunting
i'm def spooked

>>84802861
Fuck, don't know the dudes previous career but he looks spot on like younger Ford. Why did we get a frog eyed Spielberg's fucktoy instead, oh why?

>>84801380
he looks like a huge pussy. something in the eyes.

>>84802834
>Jews
>Good

>>84802834
>[...] jews are good jews
excuse me?

>>84803146
It was Edgar's own dumbass fault it took him 10 years to make that movie. IM2 was supposed to be Antman with Wasp debuting in Avengers.

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>>84801380
The last 2 digits of this post is the film's Rotten tomato Score

>>84803506
Filter cigarettes look gay, for one thing they're too long. They used to be marketed for women.
It's very difficult to pull the classic holding_cig_with_mouth look with them.

>>84805612
I seriously hope that's not part of the wardrobe for the movie.

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Because then you'll not be able to take photos like this one

Memes aside, I like Ehrenreich and since Rogue One was decent, specially in comparion with the tfa turd, I'm pretty hyped.

>>84801418
Post proof

Asking for a friend

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>>84801746
Welp, not paying for Baby Drive tix now, Yifi is my copilot yet again. It truly is sick how muh 6 million is the ultimate Member's Only club in Hollywood, besides the pedowood cliques.

>>84804459
This guy actually has Ford's height too, like the manlet that went to Spielberg's barmitzvah

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>>84805908
>those fucking Robert "down here junior" moonboots

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>>84802280
>>men are becoming more openly feminine than ever before
And that's a good thing how?

>>84808598
a tranny on screen and a tranny irl are two fundamentally different things

beh

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>>84808641
I know. I'm asking how men being feminine is a good thing. Girls don't want or respect sissies.

>>84808641
Shut it down.
Don't tell the goyim. Turning anons gay is hilarious.

>>84801491
>not adding muslims to your "kewl kids klub"
Grats America, you have more in common with them than your ancestors in Europe.

>>84808741
How is the fact that you welcome refugees and Israel doesn't /tv/ related? Take your stupid shit to /pol/

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>>84801380

>>84809331
Hi Bill, how's tricks

>>84801380
I really want to fuck Ansel Elgort.

>>84803111
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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>>84808598
>those stretch marks