When did you realize that Cinemassacre is run by Mike, and James

when I realized mike makes enough money to never get a real job

Mike is lame.

>>84781700
kys mike

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>>84781700
Mike literally pays James money to be the likeable person of Cinemassacre?
What a fucking cuck that faggot Mike.

>>84782441
He looks like marissa tomei mixed with randall from recess

>>84782441
Handsome? No.
Pretty? Yes

>>84782563
kek

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>>84782587

>>84781700
If that's true, then this thread belongs in /v/.

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What did he mean by this?

>>84783053
What? I think it's funny. You guys are being way to harsh to the guy over these comics he wrote a long time ago.

>>84782552
what?

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Really makes me think.

>>84783053
reminder that anyone who posts these is literally a redditor

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>>84783597

>>84781700
When he made the elmo video and didn't get kicked off

brown bricks

BROWN BRICKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1xKnuYAAZQ

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>>84784700
>>84784752
You can shut up now!

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Oh shit! It's the Shadow Bandito!

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Was he the savior? The true AVGN?

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Justice for Bootsy when?

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>>84785442
But Bootsy is a racist Drumpf supporter too.

>>84783196
But there's no punchline...
It's all setup with no payoff.

>>84781700
Cinemassacre has been run by RYAN ever since screw attack or whatever that shit company is called bought Cinemassacre out a long time ago.

>>84785554
But he shows his balls! That's funnier. Way funnier than the stupid Irate Gamer or Game Dude.

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>>84785561

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>>84785604
>Game Dude

>>84785703
HYEE EZ DA GAYME DOOD
HYEE EZ SOW ROOD

>>84784204
I hate this fat, greasy, annoying faggot so much. I wish he would take a fucking shower and die.

>>84785703
>that mile long blog post about getting cucked

I wish I could find it again.

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Hey guise! Buy our AVGN and Shit Pickle plushies! Help support the AVGN movie!

>>84785792
I remember that. I also remember there were some videos where he is crying for hours about how his girlfriend cucked him.

>>84785849
This makes me horny, please tell me you have sauce.

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>>84781700
James needs his technical skills to remain relevant. There's literally no other reason Mike is still on the show.

>>84781700
5 years ago. James is his puppet.

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>>84782611

I stopped watching that channel after Bootsy left. I only watch AVGN when he feels like doing one.

>>84785979
Is that the Loco Bandito?

>>84783400
OP says Mike runs Cinemassacre and James is his employee.

>>84781700
Mike is a crypto-jew, the Mattei family controlled the Jewish neighborhood of Rome during the Middle-Ages.

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Watching the downfall of this channel is just fucking horrible. I only sub for the off chance a new Nerd video gets posted and I never even really was a fan of the nerd; subbed for his other movie stuff and all.

Always talking about the same shit now; lots of rehash. He's getting very 'grump old man' about his shit now, I think. Real 'kids these days' kinda attitude.

Never another Dragon vid, or a good Halloween video (Monster Madness or otherwise), or a 'My Favorite X' list vid.
Sucks.

>>84785797
Preordered it on Bluray and it took every ounce of effort in my body to finish that POS

>>84781700

Why did they cancel Bootsy Beats?

>>84781700
Mike gets way too much hate. He's the lifeblood of the channel. Would you want to see an autistic James Rolfe running the show? Didn't think so.

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>>84785951
I wish.

Mike's a fucking faggot. Isn't he banning people from the AVGN subreddit for mentioning his dick pic and old racist comics? At least thats what I heard.

>>84786276
kick out Mike and Greasefat and bring back Bootsy
literally the only way to make Cinemassacre watchable

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>>84786266

even mike knows James is a cuck

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>>84786266

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>>84786430
Holy shit!

anyone else think Mike is a cool dude? I love his "Lets Plays"

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>>84786465
holy shit bootsy!

>>84784752
IIIN MINEYCRAFT-AH

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>>84786511

>>84786276
>>84786511
I know what you're trying to do.

>>84786556
Ryan is a confirmed un-American.

>>84786556
Anti-Flag are sellout faggots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWE4VXGMeIk

>>84781700
Did that guy actually for real cuck Roofe?

>>84781700
I realized this when they started putting out the blooper reels for the AVGN episodes. I think it's on the Odyssey video, they filmed mike and james trying the games beforehand, and every single joke that James made about the games in the episode were actually jokes that Mike made off hand while playing the game. I have no doubt all the classic AVGN lines were actually written by Mike.

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>>84786511

>>84787560
How is anyone supposed to read that

But where's Bootsy?

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>>84787715
They fucked him over.

>>84787715
Mike told Bootsy to fuck off or something.

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James replaced Mike with a nigger - its only fair

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>>84787859

>>84787859
who is the qt in glasses on the right

>>84787715
Bootsy got out at the right time. Cinemassacre is burning to the fucking ground. He's the only one unscathed right now

>>84788091
Holy shit

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Is she in love with Kevin Finn? Who is worse, Kevin Finn or Ryan?

>>84788255
That is le nerd girl protagonist, because James is a fantastic screenwriter.

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why are people jealous of mike's big dick?

>>84788906
Compared to Matei, Finn is a decent actor with his Glitch Gremlin performance.

>>84789010
kevin finn is the reason the movie is so awful

>>84789333
Well fuck him

But I don't think there was any saving of it unless you had a real director - don't want to bash James, but he has a very smile and nod mentality to bad ideas

>>84789659
>the four people in this picture are men
really makes you think

>>84789659

what about ryans wife?

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>>84789864

>>84790988
such typical Americans. They don't smile, they just show teeth.

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Somebody call 9-11, 'cause I was R.O.B'ed!

Honestly, the 4chan drama over Mike just makes me want to watch their content more.

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>>84791350

>>84783053
He's not a bad cartoonist really. And I like the abrupt anti-humor of most of these.

>>84785442
What happened with Bootsy!?

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>>84781700

>>84786181
I know that feel bro. I know it.

I'm a neighbor of James. I live a few doors down. We used to have an inside joke in our street that we could always tell when James was editing his films because he would always play heavy metal music at deafening volumes, all the while he was drinking straight spirits heavily. Most editing sessions would last long into the night, where James would consume multiple bottles of rum, whisky and vodka. Too many times I can remember being kept up until the early hours of the morning, only to be disturbed by James in the street either screaming hysterically or fighting with his wife. His wife is an angel. She puts up with so much shit just so James can follow "his dream", or "his dragon" as he calls it during his drunken rants.

>>84782563
fucking lol

>>84791647
>They don't even have more than two official N64 controllers
Jesus Christ they are so amateur hour.

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>>84791706
>BOOTSY!
>MIKE!
>IT'S ME! IT'S BOARD JAMES!
>IT'S BOARD JAAAAAAYYYYMMMEEESSS!

>>84791350
>Honestly, the 4chan drama over Mike just makes me want to watch their content more.
>>84791456
>He's not a bad cartoonist really. And I like the abrupt anti-humor of most of these.

Either you're Mike, you're Ryan, or you're a PR intern hired by one of them who has no fucking idea how to do your job