Holy SHIT what a stupid fucking boring ass movie I diddnt even

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Here we go boii

>>84769257
roastie detected

"Do you see those two weevils doctor?"
"I do."
"Which would you choose?"
"Neither; there is not a scrap a difference between them. They are the same species of Curculio."
"If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice. If there was no other response..."
"Well then if you are going to *push* me...I would choose the right hand weevil; it has... significant advantage in both length and breadth."
[the captain thumps his fist in the table]
"There, I have you! You're completely dished! Do you not know that in the service... one must always choose the lesser of two weevils."

My girlfriend didn't get it ._.

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>>84769547

>>84769257
post tits pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l78VNe_dhAM

>>84769771
i was watching this scene. my sister changed the channel because she wanted to watch some capeshit mtv reality show
seriusly considered beating her up that day.

>>84769771
kino

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>>84769257
low quality b8

>>84769257
yeah..i'm gonna need a timestampped pic of your tits right now or you should go back to /co/mblr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqMXUJSN4Hw

Fun fact: Russel Crowe was actually playing the Violin. Apparently the tune was there, but the quality wasn't good enough to put in the film (obviously), but thats why the violin movements sync up so well.

Why are women so unsophisticated?

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>women don't understand Master & Commander
>it's one of my mum's favourite movies
explain this /tv/

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>>84769943

One of my friends was telling me about how someone he went to school with worked on this movie because he sailed a lot. Apparently they actually sailed the boats in Mexico. He said they played a game of rugby and Crowe went berserk when his team lost

>>84769257
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>>84769257
t. womyn

>>84769943
Are you saying only women can get pregnant?

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>>84769989
Like a true Aussie should.

>>84769943
Anon how do i tell you.....

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>>84769771
>mfw this scene

All memes aside, can we all agree that this film is probably the best of the 21st century so far?

Pure kino

>>84769943
>mum
I don't know how to break this to you...

>>84770108
Agreed. Glad that it's not getting a sequel.

>>84769547

>he who would pun would pick a pocket

>>84769943
anon, I... she just tells you that...

>>84770167
How would you even make a sequel?

>>84769905
Damn! You know a general in /co/? What a loser you are.

>>84769943
Your mom wants to get rammed by Russell Crowe...and his entire crew....

ALL ABOOOARD

>>84770220
That's the point.

Such a fantastic, comfy movie. I'm hungover as fuck today... I might make some tea and watch it.

>>84770220
>>84770278
quite easily, considering that its based on a 20 volume series of books.

>>84770220
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Follow Captain Crow and his merry band of super heros as they embark on an epic journey to discover the true meaning of friendship and christmas, featuring orginal songs by PITT BULL, DIE ANT WOORD AND WHOOPIE GOLDBERG, this fun family adventure is sure to dazzle and amaze! Join us for laughs and magical mouments in "IRON MAN 4: THE MASTER AND THE COMMAND AND SPIDERMAN TOO"

>>84770384
10/10

>>84770226
/thread

>>84770334
Holy shit you're right. 20 frigging books.
Don't know how holywud would handle it tho...

>>84770384
>where her
oh god they turned him into an LGBT

Hey boys, I didn't get the movie either. Made no sense. :)

>>84769989
> played a game of Rugby and Crowe went beserk when his team lost

I'd believe it. I've worked with lots of people who worked on movies starring Russel Crowe, and he sounds like a absolute madman. Apparently he is extremely nice and chill, but only if things are going his way. If something is taking too long, or not how he wanted it to go he'll throw a tantrum.

In all seriousness though can women actually comprehend doing something selfless for a greater purpose that isn't for self gain or nurturing a child or an animal with cute eyes?

>>84770612
He's just Australian

I really don't get the "women can't understand Master and Commander" meme.
It's a pretty straightforward movie about a british captain pushing his ship and crew to their limits in pursuit of a french ship during the napoleonic wars. There is nothing "2deep4u" about it, maybe some general themes of brotherhood and honor, but that's all pretty clear and in no way abstracty presented.

>>84769257
Reminder that this movie is the beta filter

>>84769257
Imagine that movie nowadays...

Das Boot is better.

>>84771314
>Das Boot
Yes it is, but MC is still comfy as fuck.

>>84770855
>implying women can understand values such as brotherhood and honor

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>>84770384

>>84770855
the point of the movie

your female brain

>>84771339
Agreed, I think just it fits the women can't understand meme more.
Most women would probably like Master and Commander just because "omg russell crowe is so handsome!"

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>>84769276
man the subtlety in this board

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>>84769771
>you'll never sail around the world with your bro, playing music together when neither of you are busy running the ship or with science/espionage work

The Aubrey-Maturin series desperately needs a high-budget tv series, each season finale ending with them playing music together once again.

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>>84769257
t. woman

>>84772755
what the actual fuck is snibbles doing here?