But in all seriousness, who could credibly play Peter "Man

The Rock

>>84758722
christ that guy is so manly

>>84760594
>long hair
>plays metal
Yeah as manly as you can get.

>>84762274
Have you heard his actual voice? He had one of the manliest voices in history.

Also, legends say he fucked a gazillion different women.

>>84762935
>one of the manliest voices in history
yeah, for real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD5No_JRrZw

>>84758722

A few people told me I look like I could be his son. Too bad I'm 5'10. Feels mediocre.

>>84762274
>>84760594
He is so many he posed for a playgirl a magazine which is mostly looked at by queer men

>>84763565
was your mom a fat goth slut in the 90s? You could be his son

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There's probably a wrestler or two out there wanting to kick start their acting career, those guys are pretty big, gonna be tough to do his voice though.

I was listening to World Coming Down this morning when I saw this post.

>>84758722
>There have been script proposals for such a thing
Really? What have they been like?
I was tempted to read the book Soul on Fire, but Pete's family suddenly drew support away from it.

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The bad guy from Cobra would have been a good choice when he was young.

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What about the alien bounty hunter?

>>84766141
>World Coming Down
Probably their best, alongside Slow, Deep and Hard.

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>>84766413
Yeah same guy I posted>>84766372

Brian Thompson is a scary dude.

>>84766413
>>84766443
Only issue is that he's rather old. Almost 10 years older than Peter died, and you'd need him to be played when he's young.

>>84762274
He literally posed for Playgirl masturbating. Women reach orgasms just by hearing his voice.

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>>84766413
>>84766443
Too autistic looking.

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>>84758722
The other man of steel, of course.

>>84767264
Could he do the voice?
Would Tommy Wiseau be the man for the job?

>>84758722
Eric Bana

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>>84762274
>Implying someone who wasn't manly could sing like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wza6OgYGypo

>>84767555
Have Fernando Ribeiro dub him