I'D RATHER BE SHINY LIKE A TREASURE FROM A SUNKEN PIRATE

Piss

>>84754940
SHINY

>>84754940
BRIT

>>84754940
PUSY

>>84754940
Greatest Disney character of all time.

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>>84754940
MAKE YOU SPARKLE LIKE A WEALTHY WOMENS NECK

>>84754940

I actually kind of dug his song.

>>84755341
I mean listen to those fucking rhymes

Why is someone suddenly trying to force this song as a meme on /tv/?

Not that I mind. It's so bad it's good. Not to suggest Moana was bad, I quite liked the film and the rest of the songs but this one was quite terrible.

>>84755403
Shiny's Songkino you pleb

>>84755403
This sounds like someone who...

WILL NEVER BE QUITE AS SHINY

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mfw I realized it's Jermaine Clement

>>84755724
If you didn't instantly recognize him by his voice you have issues.

>>84755763
I'm a retard who takes a while to recognize voices, by halfway through the scene I'd worked it out

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YOU'LL NEVER BE THIS SHINY

Easily the worst song in the movie, absolutely no rhythm to it he just talks to the tune and you can immediately tell who the actor behind the voice is, an offense that this movie committed more than once.

>>84756006
>Taste this shit
kek

>>84755724
What's so good about Jemaine Clement? It's certainly not his singing. Was this some sort of stunt casting with an actor I'm not familiar with?

>>84756295
Deep and unique voice that lends itself well to comedy and character acting

>>84756398
Well, I don't see how a British guy was a good choice for a random crab.

>>84756571
Who would you have voice him?

>>84756686
A random Australian

>>84756732
>A random Jamaican

ftfy mate you're clearly drunk so no worries

>>84755111
Based

>>84756686
Someone who can actually sing, perhaps?

For example, Dan Stevens.

>>84756571
He's a New Zealander

>>84758483
Sam Neill, then.

>>84755111
hello based pusyposter

>>84759674
Some days I wish I could do this.

>>84759817
We all do, anon

>>84759817
I wish I could do this but Moana grows to a comparable size to me and I can't hold her up anymore so I drop her sweaty brown anus on my mouth and I have to lick and kiss my way out.

>>84760964
Kek

>>84760964
Beautiful post.

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>>84760964

>>84756295
Because he has maori blood to add into the "diverse" cast but i do like jemaine he's kinda hot

>>84761955
GAY

>>84762069
Maybe it's a grill