Did we introduce him to McDonald's or something? Why

>>84746938
>he

Godzilla is female you faggot.

>>84746938
All Apex Predators are large.
Sharks, Lions, Polar Bears, Crocodiles, etc.

It'd be stranger if he was slim and sleek. Gojira is not built for speed but for power.

>>84746981
you transphobic bigot!

>>84747021
did you just assume Godzillas gender?

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The fact that a Japanese monster is more popular in the US than a classic American monster is beyond me

>>84746938
>feeds on cores radiation
>hasnt surfaced in forever
gee idk

>>84747920
people in the 1930s were impressed by a big gorilla, those days are gone anon.

>>84747320
you know, I really don't buy into the whole viral marketing on 4chan meme but that is the ONLY feasible reason anyone would post about that stupid fucking monster cinema universe

so fuck off, shill

>>84748068
>I like (insert thing here), lets talk about it
>REEEEE FUCK OFF SHILL

>>84746938
He's not fat, see:
>>84747011

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>>84746981
>Kong rapes Godzilla

>>84748068
>hurr why would anyone care about one of the longest enduring franchises in movie history meeting another!?!

Sounds like you would be more comfortable on Facebook

>>84746938

His body and movement were based around Kodiak bears for the 2014 movie. It gave Godzilla more weight and presence, unlike that iguana shit from 1998.

>>84746981
no he's not, lol

>>84750048

>Godzilla: 200m
>Kong: 60m

Konglets, when will they learn?

>>84750373
Godzilla has a kid, Godzuki ... how new are you?

>>84750545
Neither Godzuki nor Minila are his children

>>84747116
I'll go cut myself and let an immigrant fuck my ass to repent.

>>84746981
Then why isn't he called 'Godesszilla'?

>>84747920
But the American monster is shit. It's just a big nigger. No wonder you love it, fag.

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>Tell me, do you burn?
>You will.

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>>84750386
Kong is going to grow.

>>84747320
Nice

>>84747011
Apex predators aren't gigantic. Wolves and even tigers are smaller than much of their prey.

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>>84750386
More accurate height comparison

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>>84746938

So apparently, a major plot point in the next movie will be towlhead terrorists somehow managing to release a weaponized form of MUTO venom into NYC, using files they stole from Monarch. Approximately 40,000 people die from the attack, more than from the MUTO's themselves.

Dropped?

>>84751431
and then a moth, a raven and a lizard get infected and grow really big? D R O P P E D

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>mfw lizardfags don't think Godzilla will get rekt by a full grown Kong with electric powers

>>84751431

what the fuck

>>84746938
>>84746938
>Why is he so fat?

Probably because that's the only way he can support his own gigantic weight. His body design is more realistic than King Kong.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cesaPTik_Q

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bewq3rXFlHE

It's not possible for creatures to get this big and be flesh and bone. Gravity and the square/cube law is against them.

>INB4 DINOSAURS

Even Dinosaurs would have had problems because of how large some of them got. This probably explains why T-Rex and Allosaurus had tiny hands. If they had normal size hands proportionate to their bodies like a Velociraptor they would tilt over from the sheer weight of their heads. So in order to get around this, God shrunk their arms to balance out their bodies and lighten up. Their bodies were designed like a giant see-saw where weight would balance back and forth equally. This is why Sauropods(Brontosaurs, Diploducs, Brachiosaurus) had tiny heads for such big bodies. It's a design of a giant teetertotter.

Godzilla, King Kong and Titans are impossible because of having such human-like.

>>84751431
Is the new Godzilla movie going to have the same time or will it have the one Kong had?

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>>84752160
>God shrunk their arms to balance out their bodies and lighten up
>God

>>84752180
>tone

>>84752210
Methinks you would fit in better on reddit, good sir.

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>>84752210

>>84746938
the studio was pandering to Americans

>>84751192
is that RDJ?

>>84751486
wasnt mothra already mutated in the godzilla movie

>>84746938
What is Godzilla's tax policy?

>>84753375

30 percent of your buildings and at least 5 skyscrapers per visit. She's not a charity you know.

>>84746938
Square cube law.

>>84750386
If you watched Kong you fucking mongrel you would know that he was still growing and is basically a teenager in that movie.

>>84751431
They really do look like staple removers.

why would Kong have electric powers?

>>84756104
His fur builds up static electricity

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>>84747320
What is a god to a non believer?

>>84756104
because he was originally Frankenstein in the script

>>84747920
Kong is a subverted love story. Godzilla is about the nuclear threat, japanese bureucracy and overcoming obstacles.

Critics and film lovers have a special care for social themes of high impact on a global scale.

>>84751192
>kaiju /ss/

nice

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>>84756869
Wasn't that done in Heisei?

>>84750903
CIA Kong: If I open your mouth and smell your breath-
Banezilla: It would be extremely painful-
CIA Kong: You are a big guy.
Banezilla: For you.

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>>84756858
>Kong is a subverted love story

>>84746981
No. He wasn't even female in the 1998 one, he was self-impregnating. That's why they kiled the eggs -- they'd reproduce so quickly that they'd take over the world.

>>84753274
No. She was always a goddess or something.

>>84748068
You are so fucking paranoid lmao, get help

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>>84757694

>>84757626
>>84757694
>>84757721
FUCKING EPIC WIN BROOO

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>>84757721
Let the games begin.

>>84746938
Dude's got washboard abs my man

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MMM KAIJUS

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>>84757083
FUCKING NORMIE FEMALES AND THEIR STUPID FUCKING TITS TRYING TO GET ME TO BUY THEM BANANANANAS AND SHIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>84746938
Godzilla is strangely arousing.