Turns out she's pretty good as Aunt May after all, why did

I she though? Does she have a scene even half as good as this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo1-Gk1uWA4

>>84734819
was peter never sad that his gran never thought anything of him and thought more of spiderman?
or am i forgetting the movie and she knows

>>84734887
She doesn't know he's Spiderman, but a lot of people like to say she secretly knew.

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>>84734819
She talks to Peter about his dick and balls, does that count?

>>84734777
>why did /tv/ ever doubt her?
Because Aunt May is supposed to be an old dried up crone, not a milf I want to cum inside.
Just seems wrong.

>>84734887
she knew. SM3 doesnt count

>>84734819
>dood gave away your valuable collectibles XD

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>>84734777

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>>84735046
>SM3 doesn't count

Like hell it doesn't
>>84735048
>implying any of Peter's comics were worth more than 3 bucks

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>what's going on, Aunt May?

They may have gone too far in a few places.

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>>84735077
What.

>>84734777
>why did /tv/ ever doubt her?
As far as I was aware the only thoughts /tv/ had about her was while they were fapping

>>84734777
turns out her face looks old as hell

>>84734777
Juicy armpits

>>84734777
Is pit hair on a woman kino?

>>84737422
Yes.

>>84734777

>why did /tv/ ever doubt her?

They didn't, the only concern for some people was her "not being age appropriate" despite her being more age appropriate for a teenager's aunt than every other version of Aunt May

>>84738603
She's literally in her 50s

>52 years old
>she's too young to be the aunt of a 15 year old!!

>>84738703
Aunt May doesn't look like that though. She's supposed to look like a granny.

>>84734972
>be 15
>have 90yo aunt
Yeah that seems right.

>>84738733

when peter is 25 in the movies she will be in her fucking 60s

>>84735077
I think that's just an illusion from compression

>>84738751
great aunt

>>84735223
I wonder why they get old people to play old people, but do their make up to make them look as young as possible.

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>>84738848

Is may supposed to be hotter than MJ?

>>84738733
>She's supposed to look like a granny

Which doesn't make much sense for the aunt of a teenager kid.

>>84738984
why does she she not shave her pits?

>>84739153
Why would she?

>>84735168
>You're getting ya cock sucked, kid.

Na, it was pretty tasteful imo.

>>84739296
she nair's her normally thick forearms so...

>>84739499
Pics?

>>84739153

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKBIp7QKaW4

>>84735223
holy shit she's like 60

She's the right age for May.

>>84740497
10/10 if she would only shave

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>>84734777
They blew it. Should have gone with Kelly McGillis from Top Gun.

>>84740497
I don't get this video, they're trying to say that traveling is about penthouses, non-descript globalist megacity skylines and fucking?

>>84741366

the "model" is a very expensive, hairy, traveling prostitute. she'll come to you anywhere in the world

>>84742011
Haha, who the fuck would pay for that?

>>84738984
>>84735223
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>>84734777
Where do you find these pictures?

>>84742226
https://www.reddit.com/r/HairyCelebs/

>>84742352
Thanks senpai !

>>84734909
Is that arm photoshopped?

>>84734819
Why is aunt may old enough to be his grandma. I never understood that in the comics as well

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Hey Tom I think we need to find out a better way to have chemistry.

You want to practice your lines with me?

>>84744137

Not pink

>>84734777
>Hairy armpit
straight out of an /ss/ doujin

>>84742225
LOL thinking the same

>>84744137

"Auuuunt May. We... c...c... can't. What about Uncle Ben??"

"Well, Petey honey, I wouldn't have made you kill him, if I didn't plan to reward you..."

(Pete fucks Aunt May and their daughter becomes Madame Web in the Miles Morales spinoff)

>>84734887
>never thought anything of him
But she did you fool. It's a little sad that she didn't know the full extent of his value, that he really was an angel, but she definitely thought of him as a good person with good character which made her proud.
I think it would've been nice if they had a line about him running off at the bank to go get Spider-Man to come help or something though, so he didn't just seem like a coward leaving his aunt behind.

>52
Nope.

>>84734819
Fuck that's such a good scene.

>>84743872
My aunts and uncles are quite far apart in age. I'm in my 20s and my youngest sister is a toddler. I assumed this was common enough for it to be a nonissue but I'm not sure.

>>84743872

She could be his mum or dad's aunt