I'll tell you a secret. . . . . .something they don't

>>84729247
Somehow this is 54% on rotten tomatoes.

How would he know he isn't even a god. Speak for yourself next time.

Why do people say Troy is bad?

>>84729280
it wasn't THAT good. felt off, typical for robot Germanz

>>84729283
Achilles had a deity as a parent so he was in the know.

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>the age of post-LOTR historical/mythological films are over
It was fun while it lasted.

>>84729283
thats a theme of greek mithology,gods being tired of being alive for so long and being crazy fucks because of that.

>>84729446
It wasn't that good.

>entire theater of women releases their vaginal juices

>>84729478
Still better than what we have today.

>>84729247
Yeah, nice philosophy 101 bs fag, stick to throwing spears you fucking brainlet. It is because it is, is that all you've got? Why would the gods envy your capacity to only be here once, to only be at your most beautiful in a single moment? They can be here, and then be elsewhere, and come back here when they want to. They can be everything you are, do everything you do, and then go and do and be more. The gods weep for you tiny ant, they weep that you can only taste but a little of that within which they flow eternal. You cling to the idea that the sand flowing through your fingers is a blessing because you are a scared creature, born to die, beginning your fall into doom with your first breath and desperate to find comfort before you reach the end because you know it's coming. The gods will never envy you, you are not enviable, you are a tragedy. The gods are thankful for you, though their lives are not without limit and not without its own darkness, they can be thankful when they look upon the mortals for reminding them of all that they are blessed with and all that they will never suffer.

>gladiator
>kingdom of heaven
>pirates of the caribbean
>troy

its all ogre now

>>84729505
I hope summer ends soon and you kids go back to school.

>>84729505
Damn OP got destroyed.

>>84729499
Both are equally bad.

>>84729505
One of the recurring themes of Greek mythology was the jealousy of the gods toward mortals.

>>84729446
we have game of thrones movie

>>84729336
Becase it is

>>84729708
Yeah, and whichever mortals propose that bullshit were wrong, and probably wanted to feel special and okay. Kind of like how christians believe in heaven so they don't have to fear death. Pathetic.

>>84729505
>>84729754
Spotted the virgin.

>>84729797
>no argument
>call them a virgin

Typical

>>84729505
>>84729550
>>84729754
bitter gods detected
get cucked immortal fags

>>84729754
Greek mythos was mostly about flawed divinity and the pettiness of the Gods as a way for ancients to rationalize a seemingly chaotic world. Sometimes directed at humans and sometimes directed at each other.

>>84729247
>Because any moment might be our last.
>Everything's more beautiful
>because we're doomed.
Citation needed

>>84730004
Or maybe it was just their version of The Avenger or some shit

It's funny how everyone jumps to them being religious figures. Maybe in the future everyone will think we worshipped a mouse and made pilgrimages to Orlando

>>84729854
Nice comeback, virgin.

>>84730056
You're a nigger

>>84729247
When we finally cure that disease called "aging" I wonder how many priests, popes and ministers will want to live forever and throw away all that bullshit they preach.

>>84731688
The religious will become fanatical and turn to terrorism to prevent it.

>>84729280
73% in RT. Fuck the critics rating.