>'...um...watching...porno...?!'
What did he mean by this?
He could not reasonably say "I was helping Spider-Man track a super-villain," could he?
they still sell chocolate milk in High School?
>>84726498
What do you have against chocolate milk?
>>84726471
I got suspended once for watching porno in the library at school.
>gay porn
>Oh shit the audience is about to forget their watching a light-hearted film, better say something stupid that could get my ass suspended instead of something reasonable.
>>84726582
today you could sue them for being homophobic
Unironically the film's biggest laugh.
Ned's a good boy.
At least it actually lighthearted compared to Martin Starr's dead kid joke that still somehow got a laugh.
>>84726582
I got suspended for sitting at a computer where someone had looked up porn the previous day in a class without assigned seating.
>>84726441
I had a fat fuck for a friend while in middle school. Made me look alpha as.
>>84726582
>>gay porn
did they at least have hats on?
Probably watching some MJ beastality porn.
Specifically, a girl fucking a donkey. But as it turns out, the girl is Liz and MJ is the donkey....
It's fun for adults too XDD
>>84726515
It's the white milk genocide.
>>84728249
Epic and hilarious.
>capeshit
Shit thread
>>84728311
Underrated.