>What the fuck?! >Oh, hey May. Uh I wanted to be Spider-Man

Did this flick have any funny sexual tension at all? They're not even actually related. You know how in every wincest porn the retarded writers make the performers say "we're STEP related". Well these two are step nephew and step aunt.

>>84724720
also one is white one is brown

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how revealing are her(aunt may) and angourie rice outfits
this is how i'm deciding if i'm seeing this shit

>>84724720
Holy shit in all my life I never realized that Aunt May is raising a kid that she isn't even related to by herself.

And Peter is Uncle Bens nephew, it's not like May is raising her husbands son.

She's double cucked

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>>84724720

>Don't do it, Peter...

What did she mean by this?

>>84724720
Between Penis Parker and Aunt Hotty? Nah mayne, nah. But other people finding May hot comes up multiple times. I didn't care much for it but the best one leads into Peter having some good bantz so I forgave it.

>>84724573
he might as well tell her. she knew in ultimate spider-man, which is the biggest inspiration for this anyway

>>84724573
So does this mean instead of focusing on (((MJ))) they will focus on Petey and Aunt May? Plz respond. Every guy, the majority of the audience, wants Peter to be fondled by his Auntie.

>>84724819

>Yer gettin' yer CAWK SUCKED, kid.

I knew they wanted to go above and beyond Raimi's vision, but this was really uncalled for.

>>84724573
Because Iron-Man totally went the route of "Tony Stark is just a hapless billionaire and Happy Hogan is actually the guy in the suit, protecting him."

Why does he just call her "May"?