Why didn't they notice their brother sleeping with someone

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I don't know? Why was Ian Brown in the leaky cauldron?

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It's a male feminist power fantasy
it's considered normal among these types

>>84721230
Because they're cool with their little bro being gay. And you are just jealous your mom isn't cool with you.

>>84721230
It's a British boarding school. Don't ask don't tell is in effect.

>>84721230
Because they have no issue with their little brother being a homosexual, you bigot.

Because of the dullness.

>>84721267
>Bernie

Nu-males hate Barnie and his supporters which they blame for Hillary´s loss.

Did the Marauders map work outside of Hogwarts? Did it show Muggles?

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Probably because all British males are bent(gay homosex) sissy poz cucks and its expected that the one of the dullest franchises in history should mirror that. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Thus isn't a meme either. It's well known that British males are sissies(sp?)

It's a normal part of young male britbong's lives.

>>84721373
It only showed Hogwarts.

I wonder what the map would show if someone gave birth in Hogwarts.
Would a small "?" pop out of another (the mother's) name? Would the map show the baby's name, given that the parents had already picked one? Would it predict the future and show the baby's future name even if the parents haven't picked one yet? Would it show nothing?

>>84721267
How the hell do you despise Lord of the Rings.

>>84721267
>list anything even partially mainstream
M-muh numales!
/pol/ virgin contrarians get out of the fucking gene pool.

>>84721267
>Lord of the rings
DELET THIS
TAKE IT BACK
IF THEY TAKE NARNIA IM GOING TO AN HERO

>>84721230
They literally never checked to see what Ron was doing, that's how little they care about him

>>84721230
Why didnt they just apparate into mordor? Tolkien is a hack.

>>84721267
i own an iphone. should i killmyself?

Posted from my iPhone

>>84721267
>bill burr
Of all the comedians.

>>84723278

ahhahaha im gonna choose to believe this is canon

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>>84721267
>he uses "nu-male" unironically

>>84723815
He's a fucking cuck now.