how do I become less like The Driver and more like The Guest

>>84720755

Be recruited into a government program designed to make the perfect killer.

I just want to die. Any tips on suicide? I'm thinking about hanging.

>>84720805
Stop being inordinately focused on how you compare to others.

>>84720755
lol that happened to my step sister when my dad and I first moved in. I was in high school at the time and in shape. I licked her toilet seat a few times.

Being cool is a Catch-22. To be truly cool, like the guest, you have to not care whether you are cool or not. But you wouldn't even be asking how to become like him if you possessed that lack of caring. So lotsa luck.

>>84720860

I don't compare myself to anyone.

>>84720755
How do people like this movie? the acting was painfully bad and it was one lame cliche after another. Only redeeming scene was link related. Had me in stitches, but yeah, shit movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdQzdFDR524

this film was dark comedy kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nch8y3kMxak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS4Xio-tpmo

>>84720755
You can't just go straight to The Guest. First you need to start acting more like Lou Bloom.

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fuck this movie is so good and dan stevens is great, thanks for reminding me to rewatch

>dat qt maika monroe

hnnnggghhh

>>84720755
Rewatching this movie tomorrow. We need more 80s B movies look alikes that are fun and less stupid shit that over exposes everything for retards.

This reminded me of my old boxing days

>trained as an early professional prospect boxer
>honed my skills 24/7 literally
>ate lightning crapped thunder
>was literally compared to Mike Tyson
>if Iron Mike could dish out 5-6 combinations in a second, I could do 7
>there were people who said I had the potential to even best prime kid dynamite on a good day
>when I say I could kill people with my barehands, I LITERALLY mean I could kill you with a basic combo of 1-2
>be one night walking home
>always have to pass this dark alley where a homeless huge ass nigger squats
>as I passed him he stood up
>my fighting instincts know whats about to happen
>I could feel my adrenaline pumping, my muscles tensing, my mind vigilant and my breathing heavy
>I knew it was time to fucking show my skills on the streets
>literally felt like Achilles
>"Why kill you now, Prince of Troy, with no-one here to see you fall?"
>combo of 7-5-6-5 repeated all over my mind, one, two, three.. fifteen times
>Nigger started to whisper "hey man, I dont want no trouble, just give me your phone and wallet, I dont want to hurt you"
>turn around with a smirk on my face
>see he has a knife
>implying
>with a grin, I said to this behemoth "Lets see how you fare against a marine"
>sad look on the nigger's face, probably scared
>Ape then patted me on the back mumbling "temper fly, brother'" then started laying down on his usual spot
>mfw I talk-no-jutsu this weird ass faggot
>mfw I dont even marines
>fucking called the cops on that pussy
>never saw that pathetic squatter ever again

>>84720755

The Guest is one of my favorite "recent" movies

wanted him to play James Bond after seeing it

>>84721781
temper fly bruda to that