Good day /tv/, just passing by for the inevitable "Wonder

Why didnt wonderwoman help captain america in ww2??

why didn't wonder woman stop world war 2 before it happened?

my gal

>>84709543
>dom
Nice.

>>84709680

She had to take care of Steve's baby


>>84709543
>, just passing by for the inevitable "Wonder Woman has passed Deadpool's domestic gross" post.

you mean the one Deadpool made on 1/3 of WW's budget?

Why didn't Wonder Woman save hundreds of millions people who died in the atrocities of XXth century? Stalin's Russia, WWII, Holocaust, Mao's China, Cambodia, Rwanda, Bosnia, I could go on...

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>>84709699
Dominatrix Gal Gadot or Gal Gadot gf?

Why didn't wonder woman stop the dc cinematic universe before it started?

>>84709947
Dominatrix Gal Gadot gf imho

>>84709921
Didn't care enough?

>>84709543
>pg13 flick for kiddies made more money than r flick for bigger kiddies
>shocking

>>84710340
Are you implying that Deadpool isn't for kiddies?
>inb4 R rating means anything
I'm not American and kids are allowed at R rated movies here.

Homecoming came out today you fucking idiot, are you counting box office sales for showtimes that havent even happened yet?

>>84710465
Thursday previews. Tracking hasn't changed either.

>>84710380
Yes, I can reasonably assume that kids were not given much consideration by the producers, writers, or advertisers behind the movie.

>>84710708
Quite funny that you think that given it's a movie based on a fucking comic book character.

>>84710708
Kids love that shit.

>>84709947
Gal domming little Palestinian boys.

>>84710660
That doesn't determine how much less another movie is gonna make

>>84710848
What language is this?

>>84709543
Did /tv/ hate Wonder Woman or something? It feels like you're trying to rub it in someone's face, but I don't know who, or why.

>>84710778
Danny D playing Bane is based on a comic book character, but that doesn't mean the porn was made for kids in mind.

>>84710808
Irrelevant.

>>84710879
I'm sorry, I don't speak retard

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>>84709543
Go Wondy go!

>>84709543
Zack Snyder is truly a visionary!

>>84710929
They did. Months' worth of well-poisoning and bile.

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>>84710929
>Did /tv/ hate Wonder Woman or something?
Where have you been?

>>84710989

Really hope Faora comes back, if it was without commander baldy even better

>you will never see her call Clark a liar when he confesses to killing Zod or her eventual emotional breakdown when she realizes the truth, ultimately accepting him as a true warrior worthy of her loyalty

>>84710929
Mouseshills have been on it operating 24/7.

>>84711015
I have a whole folder of that. It's beautiful.

>>84711034
I don't spend everyday on this board. Also, a few people shitting on a movie warrants constant posting about how it's doing?

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>>84711502
>a few

>>84711502
>"no one even knows who Wonder Woman is, DC IS FINISHED!"
>rumors that a former WB employee says that WW is a mess
>"DCucks on suicide watch! JUST!"

>trailers come out
>"AHAHAHAHAH SO SHIT OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE ROTTEN TOMATOES IS GOING TO BURY THIS TURD! CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IS GOING TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH WONDER WOMAN!"

>critics first reactions on twitter were overwhelmingly positive
>"fucking shills I swear, look at this review on IMDb saying it's shit without talking about the movie at all, damn this is going to be hilarious!!"

>embargo drops, WW has more praise than Logan and anything in the MCU since Avengers or so
>"fucking SJW shills this movie is SHIT audience scores are going to crush it lmao"

>audience scores currently sit at 92% on a 4.5/5 rating, higher than anything Marvel
>"h-heh well who cares it's still going to fucking BOMB look at this picture of an empty theater (I swear these retards were posting those pictures here lol)"

>WW crushes all predictions and opens at more than $100M, beating IM1, GotG, Doctor Strange, Logan, TWS and more
>"w-well until you see the DROP, 80% at least, DC is dead bury it consider this mercy etc etc"

>"T-The Mummy will crash this movie with no survivors! Can't Bruise The Cruise!"
>it critically panned and flopped

>WW has one of the smallest drop for a CBM ever and the 3rd weekend drop is even smaller
>on it's 3rd weekend it's making more than CW and AoU (Avengers movies)
>already outgrossed TWS and Doctor Strange entire domestic runs after two weeks and it's making more money overseas than dom so far while no release yet in Ger/Jap/foreign markets

>"Cars 3 will bury it!"
>doesn't even make a dent

>"Transformers 5 will finish it!"
>WW doesn't drop, actually rises 23%, T5 tracking for the lowest opening of its franchise ($63-65M)

>"WW bombed! it hasn't even passed 500M! DC is finished!"
>crosses $600M threshold on the same day anon posted this

>"how is this happ-"
>$650M on its 4th weekend

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>>84711502
>a few people
>a few
No.

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>>84711221
Now you're just getting me all excited.

>>84711579
>HAHAHAHA DCKEKS IT'S SPIDEY TIME! WONDER WHORE IS FINISHED!
>WW doesn't slow down, minimal drops, passes Deadpool's domestic gross, on track for 400+M

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>>84709543
and Spiderman will make more than that in a week

>>84711607
>>84711579
>>84711567
Seems to me like it's a lot more people that like Wonder Woman. Why don't you guys just make a thread talking about it instead of obvious bait threads attempting to draw out these legions of haters, that I have yet to see, aside from caps of shitposting?

>>84711221
Loyalty and more?

reminder that /tv/ is ALWAYS wrong and hating on wonder woman for 4 years has memed this to reality

>>84711698
>Spider-man and Iron Man
>making money
YOU DON'T SAY.

>>84711649

I'd like Lois out of the picture in some way that Faora could be Clark's lover but no such luck

>>84711759

shit inb4 muh ghostbusters retard post something something

>>84711579
Not memeing but spiderman should finally end wondys run

>>84709543
>no tall israeli gf to Gal GaDom me
life is suffering

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>>84711817
Screencapping this.

>>84709543
>still tracking for $400M dom.
That's fucking impossible, is already slowing down.

>>84711895
Nope, my illiterate Russian friend who can't check box office drops. It's finishing this week at $370M.

>>84709921
Because it's not real you daft cunt.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mC7Z1bKMmx

>>84711709
You're fooling no one.

Which cap has your posts?

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Your negative energy just makes her grow.

>>84711817

It's on its 6th weekend. if it's still Making over a million each day it's doing well

No one is triggered by wonder women they're triggered by the feminist bait shit over and over I hope you understand that

>>84712265
It has also more than 8 weeks to go yet.

>>84712058
None, it's as >>84712277 said.

This shit is annoying and /pol/-tier with the level of bait.

Watched it yesterday, it was dull and boring as fuck. Had a couple of nice scenes (wall-climbing, the trench walk), but overall it was as generic a superhero movie can be.

>>84712277
>feminist bait shit
Still with this lie?

>>84712499
Ok you're serious whatever it's still annoying.

>>84712543
What's annoying you exactly? You can hide threads.

>>84709543
This is so tedious.

>$95 were just made when the Johnson family decided to see Spiderman over Wonder Woman

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>>84711817
>spiderman should finally end wondys run
Saved for posterity.

>>84709543
Gotta say I found it rather disappointing.

The fight choreography was so derpy I nearly fall over laughing at the flipping trickshot.

>>84709680
Because Hitler was given the Spear of Destiny (the one that finished off Jesus Christ and had the power to brainwash magic powered heroes and defeat heroes weak to magic, like Superman) by Vandal Savage (an Immortal Caveman that was behind a lot of wars and was Genghis Khan), so she couldn't fight againt Germany directly, so she and the other heroes focused on mostly fighting the japanese samurai robot army.

Only after the standard allied troops were able to reduce the influence of the Spear's magic on Europe, heroes were allowed to fight in European Theater is larger numbers. So mostly, standard military units (Easy Company), with the odd O.S.S. special units (Gravedigger, The Losers and the original Suicide Squad) and science experiment, (like the Creature Commandos and Tsunami), along side non-standard local resistance fighter (Mademoiselle Marie, The Blackhawks, etc.)... Oh, and the spirit of Confederate soldier Jeb Stuart possessing a Stuart Tank and aiding it's crew.

This is real, look it up.

>>84709543
any more of this fluid druid?

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>>84714272
Address her properly.

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>>84714272

STOP LINKING WW OKAY GODDAMN

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>>84714272
And another

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Even more

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>>84714363
Yes?

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Is there more?

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A little bit>>84714430

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>>84714430
Sure.

>>84713386
outfit is shit
why wedge heels and not straight up heels?

>>84713386
You can fight with wedges but not straight up heels.

>still hasn't passed Suicide Squad

jesus christ WW, Suicide Squad didn't even have China lmfao

what a failure

>>84714613
Next week and it has still about two months to go, too. Suicide Squad wasn't even near WW's numbers at this point.
Wonder Woman's run is a rarity.
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/showdowns/chart/?view=daily&id=dcuni.htm

I LOVE GAL GADOT!

>>84714327
>s-sorry Mistress Gadot

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>be normal girl
>studying law or some shit in a foreign country
>without having to work for it in any way or showing any aptitude for acting, some guy randomly comes up to you and says "hey wanna be an actress in hollywood and make millions?
>"sure"

why is this allowed? how do i access this difficulty setting?

>>84709543
>domestic gross"
no one cares.

>>84715648
>muh 25% chink "profit"

>>84713621
Same here. After seeing all the reviews I was expecting it to be great. It's mediocre as fuck. The movie is entirely built around cliches, and the pacing goes to hell in the second half. I get that DC probably wanted to play it safe and make a generic, safe origin story, but they took that way too far.

I honestly don't understand all the positive reviews it got. With all the backlash against comic book movies being formulaic, nothing set WW apart. Sure, it was much better than the other DC movies, but that's not saying much. I'm guessing a lot of the reviews were built around feminism and the statement the movie was trying to make, but honestly, if I wer a woman I'd be pissed that a mediocre film like this was supposed to be women's big break into superhero movies. Why not demand a movie that's actually good?

>The fight choreography was so derpy
I'm also wondering why so few people were bringing this up. The fights in WW were probably the worst I've seen in a big budget action movie. It was pretty laughable at some points (like obviously covering up Thewlis's face to hide that stunt man was doing the work), and cringey overall. There was also way too much slow-motion to try to cover up the shit choreography. If this movie was about showing that women can be fighters, why not make it look like the women in the movie can actually fight? Because Gadot and everyone else just look like they're stumbling through bad choreography.

>>84715621
Well, now people love her. What would you have done in her place?

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>>84715621
>>studying law
M-Miss Gadot teaching law?

>you now realize that WW is the oldest of them all. Older than soup, batman, and zod combined

So how would that cute and enthusiastic young girl look like in next movie? Tired and grumpy?

>>84709654
captain america was fighting on the other side

>>84716465
Will Alfred try to set Diana and Bruce up?
Probably.

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Can Wonder woman stop The Horde?

>>84716655
Yes.

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>come back from work
>see this
>Buenos dias, anon

What do?

>>84716842
>not Shalom
You done fucked up.

>>84716800
>impure wench
>stopping the beast
Only Ayyfu can stop the beast

>>84711502
the fact the DCEU is shit and this is the first entry that hasn't relied upon trickery (advertising suicide squad as a batman movie, advertising BvS as batman fighting superman, advertising man of steel as nolan's superman) to make money, yes, the WB marketers are going to constantly spam these threads.

>DUDE A PG-13 MOVIE RELEASED IN SUMMER JUST GROSSED MORE THAN AN R-RATED MOVIE RELEASED IN FEBRUARY WHOAMYGOD!!

lets also ignore how WW cost 2.5 times as much to make as deadpool, is an extremely well established brand, and has been constantly shilled literally everywhere for years.

>>84716842
BUENAS NOCHES MEIN FUHRER

>>84717145
Diana is pure.

>>84709921
why didnt Superman?

>>84717393
>no scarring
>loving family
>pure

>>84717486
Superman wasn't alive for any of that in the DCEU.

>>84709543
>muh numbers
Doesn't matter anymore, we've actually pirated the thing and saw it. It's shit, you can stop shilling now.

>>84717962
DCEU Diana is the purest and the cutest.

>>84718000
>we

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>>84718000
Yeah, it dropped so hard since /tv/ watched the korsub version a week ago.

>>84711895

you're dumb af

>>84714491
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84709947
dominatrix 10000$ percent

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>>84718195
>not dominatrix gf who's also a law professor

>>84716075

I'm not saying she did anything wrong, just pointing out how incredibly, ridiculously lucky she is.

>>84718418
She knows she's lucky, I've watched her tell the story multiple times.

>>84718403
>swn make you gag on a 12 inch black strapon
;_;

>>84716842
worship her feet. then bend over and let her pound my boipussy

>>84718403
There are """people""" who wouldn't lick those pits

smhtbqhwyfams

>>84709543
DC shill bot detected

>>84709543

Deadpoo BTFO

>>84716842
how are her feet so perfect bros?

>>84715621
Be Jewish

>>84722948

>go to watch Wonder Woman and the Super Friends on November
>expect comfy WW mentoring times between her, black teen Iron Man and Quicksilver Spider-Man
>be fucked up the eyes with CGI explosions with Accountant Batman, Conan Aquaman, Vader Superman and space Mordor teaser trailers

m-maybe

>>84716465

She was like a virgin exchange student in her movie.

She's a hot teacher type now, can socialize with Bruce Wayne, less money than him but also less dead people to mourn.

Some people want her to replace MoS Supes.

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She said she wouldn't have a career without Zack Snyder. I hope he shows up at Comic Con.

CAN'T STALL THE GAL
CUZ GADOT IS GOAT

>>84714189
Comics are so fucking stupid

Transformers and the Star Wars prequels made a billion dollars. Who gives a fuck.

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Based WW BTFO /tv/ as expected

this is even better than when TFA blew out /tv/ kek

>>84714401
she caught her self eye raping him

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>>84709543

If Luddendort wasn't Ares why did he have superpowers and "need to recover" with that mystery gas?

>>84718403
I wish Gal would cradle my head in her arms and let me feel the embrace of her statuesque body while I licked and slobbered on and suckled lovingly like a little baby at her sweaty armpits

>>84727622

Maru's line about recovering his strength (only because he didn't sleep or eat to win the war) and his knowledge of Greek stuff were there to mislead you about thinking maybe he was a recovering Ares in hiding, like Diana was hoping. A easy enough target to end all wars.

>>84714189
>He has also worked as close friends and advisers to the likes of Erik the Red, William the Conqueror (whom he advised to invade England under the name Sir Von Savage), Napoleon Bonaparte as Marshal Savage, Otto von Bismarck (whom he helped to invade France as Baron Von Savage), and Adolf Hitler. He also led the Spanish Armada in its attempted invasion of England (suggesting he may have actually been Alonso Pérez de Guzmán). He was the court physician in France and even used the royal family for syphilis experiments.
what the fuck

Just finished this. WW made me think of a cute anime girl.

>>84728901
>WW made me think of a cute anime girl.
Good news for Japan then.

>>84728901
>WW made me think of a cute anime girl.
That's because every anime girl wears a short skirt and kicks ass. They're also cute of course. That goes without saying.

>obsessing over a jew

what happened to the /tv/ i used to know?

>>84730511
Now it's just somebody that you used to know.

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>>84730497
There are those things. She's also young, naive, and very kind and righteous.

>>84709921
>millions people who died in the atrocities of XXth century?
>Stalin's Russia
Fuck off.

>>84717248
Man of Steel *was* Nolan's Superman in terms of tone and atmosphere. They've neen shifting more and more into comic book mode ever since. It's actually pat of the story they're telling.

>/ourgirl/ just beat reddit

>>84727622
Maybe its just because he was old. So poison made a thing that made him strong again.

>>84714327
Jewess.

>>84732350
its sad when people accept blatant lies as truth

>>84732350
Nolan has a never made a film near as good as Man of Steel

>>84733031
I like how WB marketing has to shit on nolan as much as possible to make snyder look remotely competent.

>>84718403
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Those pits are divine. I want to lick her whole body

>>84733137
I like that you want me to forget those years your entire company marketed Nolan's trilogy as "w-watch it for the villains!" Not "watch it for the directing" "watch it for Batman"

"WATCH IT FOR THE VILLAINS!"

>>84733137
Yeah it's probably marketing and not just preferences.

You obnoxious fuck.

>>84733760
Bravo on only needing 40 minutes to construct a post without a single actual fact.

>>84733760
Does anybody like Bane unironically and does anyone remember Scarecrow? Without The Dark Knight the trilogy doesn't exist.

>>84726533
Zack will be reborn like a Phoenix from the ashes.

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>>84726533
Zack is a man of steel.

>>84734284
Imagine how surreal that is. I'm not trying to be funny. Chinamen are practically aliens. Aliens appreciate his work enough to print out Jesus and 300 WW posters for him specifically to sign. Not Gal Gadot not Patty but Zack Snyder. That's lovely.

>>84734537
I know exactly what you mean. Apparently virtus crosses cultural boundaries.