>After a lengthy film discussion, Quentin suggests we head

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>>84707790
>Many of you may have seen this coming, as his foot fetish is WELL documented, but for some of us who spend more time watching Kate Hudson than we do Quentin Tarantino, this was a huge shock. On top of that, I don't even like weird sex habits! A saucy hookup for me is on the foot of the bed, instead of on a pillow. Someone tried to talk me into a threesome once and I cried for an hour. Having someone ask to fellate my feet while rubbing one out was a world I was not prepared for.

>But desperate times call for desperate measures, and I realized this just might be my get out of jail free card on the whole chode in vag issue. After some negotiations about how I would not partake in any of the hand job action were nailed down, I begrudgingly acquiesced.

>(And by begrudgingly, I realized I didn't have to shtup the dude and said sure why not in about 0.03 seconds) And thus began the weirdest ten minutes of my life - having my feet made out with by an Oscar winning filmmaker while he pleasured himself. Truth be told, it wasn't so bad. I didn't have to do anything (a nice bonus, since I am undoubtedly the laziest person in bed, which some of you can attest to), no bodily secretions were ejected anywhere near me or my feet (thank god, because I imagine it would feel like walking in sand with wet I fucking hate that), and just as I hoped, we went to bed right after.

>In the morning, I snooped through Quentin's belongings while he was in the bathroom and now know his e-mail address. He fooled around with my feet one more time (this time without asking, which I found rude), and then drove me back to [redacted]'s apartment in [redacted] and that was that.

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This reads like a /tv/ copypasta. Like the one about meeting celebrities at the grocery shop.

>>84708004
Except it's real.

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RIDDLE ME THAT

>>84707790
>>84707806
I believe every word of it.

>>84707790
>>84707806
I think the line that really sells this is
>I'm wearing Hanes Her Way underwear the size of Canada that I bought at CVS that morning because my life is really just that sad and pathetic.
Nobody but a woman could capture with such authenticity the distinctly female trait of conflating ghastly, unappealing self deprecation with humbleness/humility

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>>84708084
>why it's our arch nemesis, the Director
>your foot fondling days are over, you fetishistic fiend

>>84708084
>>84708197
>riddle me this batman:
>what's short, fat and nub-like and harder it grows
>when I'm down at your feet sucking your sweet toes?
>nyeheheheh!

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>>84708257
>holy hacks, batman. What could he mean?
>Well old chum, we at least have a foot in the door when it comes to solving this case

>>84707790
>you're Quentin Tarantino, rich, famous, and a celebrated filmmaker
>you hook up with a decently attractive girl
>you patiently listen to her retarded opinions on film and buzzfeed-tier analysis on things you have an encyclopedic knowledge about
>you patiently spend lots of time just kissing her
>your dick is out but you don't pressure her to touch it
>you politely ask her if it would be okay for you to explore your fetish, she agrees so you do
>you don't pressure her for sex and fall asleep with her and then drive her back yourself the next morning, thinking you were a gentleman and had a mutually enjoyable experience
>it turns out the girl was only pretending to be nice as she apparently had a running mental commentary the entire time on how gross and unappealing you are, and published a bitchy, incredibly condescending article detailing your private night together in which she portrays herself as being superior to you and mocks you mercilessly
>somehow you are supposed to be the bad guy in this situation

man, i remember this. the woman who wrote this is such a vile cunt. what a truly wretched awful person, to shit out into the world such a grotesquely mean-spirited account of a deeply private, personal intimate interaction with someone. for personal gain, no less.

"haha he's famous and i didnt enjoy my time with him, time which i prolonged purely because of that fame, so i could later write snide shit about him in my clickbait expose. he's a celebrity so he doesn't deserve even a modicum of empathy and human decency, wheee!"

fuck. her.

>>84708479
well said

>>84708479
This, Tarantino is a bit of a creep but the woman sounds like a total cunt. He didn't force her into anything, she could've easily turned him down.

>>84708506
i'm sure that deeply private, personal intimate interaction was what he had in mind when he repeated the same degenerate shit the night after with another tramp, and then the night after that with another desperate floozy.

I don't understand how come she stayed there making out with him and going to bed with him if she thought he was gross

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>>84708340
you could say... the game's afoot

>>84708583
uh, yes? i didn't say they were in fucking love. a one-night stand is still a private, personal intimate interaction. get your head out of your ass.

>>84708626
because she's a cunt and wanted the story

>>84708729
you get your head out of your ass, idiot, it's a fetish. the entire point of a fetish is for it to be recognized by other people, that's what gets fetishists off, when they're exposed. the humiliation is pleasurable for them, so i'm 100% sure this is just more fodder for enjoyment.

>>84708626
i had to cut out the beginning because it was too long but she calls him gross from the beginning and only goes along with it for "the story".

>>84707790
>>84707806
Imagine being so self-absorbed that you think people will sympathize with you when reading that.

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>>84708827
>the entire point of a fetish is for it to be recognized by other people, that's what gets fetishists off, when they're exposed. the humiliation is pleasurable for them

>>84709085
SICk reaction image haha

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>>84707790
What is this hair style called?

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>>84708827
blanket projection with no basis in the specifics of fetishism and implied projection of unsubstantiated misconception is not a definitive, logical assumption nor an accurate representation of finest details of obsession

>>84708827
>the entire point of a fetish is for it to be recognized by other people, that's what gets fetishists off, when they're exposed
The fuck? Man, I've got some fetishes that I would never want people to know about. You're talking out of your ass.

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>>84709106
>SICk reaction image haha

>>84709142
Nic cage inspired dead falcon

>>84708479
I can't seriously fathom how someone didn't expect Tarantino to exactly do all of this, this is like the Tarantino starter pack.

The article is from 2011 btw why are we discussing it now?

>>84708827
holy shit. you're a brain dead retard. that's not what fetish means. like, not even slightly. humiliation *can* be a specific fetish, but it doesnt factor into this story at all. the guy has a foot fetish. that's it.

and even if he did have a *humiliation* fetish, which you havent got a fucking clue about, are you really so dense that you dont know the difference between having mental triggers for arousal that you want to act out in private versus having someone tell the whole goddamn world about how awful you are in bed?

think about how your mind works when you're not actively getting off or in the mood to get off. not even people with humiliation fetishes want that shit to follow them everywhere, they just want it to come into play privately for sex. i'd venture to guess that like 99% of them are genuinely terrified by the thought of that shit being exposed to everyone they know and have to work with on a daily basis.

once again, get your head out of your ass. idiot.

>>84709142
How do I get a jewfu?

Regardless of the people involved, it's tacky to share stories like this without the other person's okay. I was raised that sex was private, and that there was sort of an unspoken rule about mutual respect and not talking about your experiences with others. Maybe I'm old fashioned.

>>84708827
White Knight coming through, every one make way for his faggotry.

>>84709397
not old fashioned, just basic human decency

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>>84707790
>>84707806
this honestly makes me scared of ever getting intimate with a woman since i may have 'forced' her into doing it and she's just going along with it because she's too afraid to tell me she's not into it

i want us both to be into it

imagine quentin reading this afterwards
that must have hurt more than when he sipped that scorching hot coffee in front of the paparazzo

>>84709687
>this honestly makes me scared of ever getting intimate with a woman since i may have 'forced' her into doing it and she's just going along with it because she's too afraid to tell me she's not into it

Quentin is autistic. It's obvious if the woman is into it. For example, if your dick is out, and she's not touching it, she probably isn't waiting for you to jerk it off in front of her.

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>>84707806
>the whole chode in vag issue

was this actually written by a woman? who the fuck talks like this?

>>84709687
wanna be really upset? women talk about sex with each other ALL THE TIME. they have no boundaries about this stuff, everying you might be embarassed about will be discussed with her girlfriends

>>84709910
what if my gf has no friends?

>>84709687
Women watch BDSM and abuse porn at rates far exceeeding men.

>>84709758
Unprofessional female journalists, especially when they're trying to be informal/quirky

>>84709969
My gf doesn't. I think sometimes anons make blanket generalizations about women because they don't have much experience with them

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>>84707790
>has the most unattractive penis I have ever seen (short. fat. nub-like. The chode of all chodes. Boys, those junior high pamphlets are lying when they say that all shapes and sizes are normal. Lying.

Dicks are ugly disguting chodes, and SIZE AND LOOKS MATTER. But all vaginas are beautiful, and I am healthy at any weight!

>>84709935
then she'll send the story to gawker

>>84710034
it's a generalization with basis in fact. women are much more willing to talk about sex than men, even if some don't

>>84709142
The Cryptkeeper