>*title card full of shitty puns mentioning how Russia owns

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>*title card full of shitty puns mentioning how Russia owns Trump*
>WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME TO LAST WEEK TONIGHT
>Let's start off with President Blumpf, two words that never sound good together, like White Pride or Anti Communist
>Here's a clip of left-wing cable news media saying Trump LIED about something
>OH MY GOD IT'S SO CRAZY GRUMPF IS LITERALLY INSANE. HE'S SO INSECURE LOL
>*continues to rant and make weird analogies that only become progressively more convoluted, but the audience is still told to laugh constantly, so now you hear really unnatural quiet laughter in short bursts*
>MOVING ON, our MAIN STORY TONIGHT is DNUMPF'S DAUGHTER IVANKA, or as you might know her, EVA BRAUN. LOL GET IT?
>Ivanka might be cute, but she is DANGEROUS for ENABLING her father and REFUSING to denounce him!
>She's the type of person who will record a street murder on her iPhone's FRONT CAMERA
>Here, we got a document saying Ivanka lost money in an investment once, we'll highlight the parts we want you to read, but the bureau and context and writer and fact-check is unimportant
>It's like Ivanka is as dumb as her father, if that's even POSSIBLE HAHA
>And NOW, this
>*arrator says something about a politician*
>*politician says "john oliver sucks"*
>Oh WOW, do you REALLY WANNA DO THIS? hehe, well YOU SUCK. YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME, DAAAAAMN I JUST OWNED YOU
>Alright to finish off, we'd really like Ivanka to stop it. If only there was a way how...
>...well, actually, we paid to air commercials in the tri-state area that feature this D list celebrity
>*D list celebrity says "Ivanka, your father is a FUCKING PIG!"*
>OK guys here, we even got an ACTUAL PIG CALLED DONALD
>*Guy in a pig costume walks on set, waves his arms as some shitty music plays*
>THAT'S OUR SHOW FOLKS, TUNE IN NEXT TIME
>*millions of views on youtube*
>*constantly 1+ million views on HBO's Sunday 11pm slot*

Do liberals SERIOUSLY consider this rat-faced cuck either "funny" or "informative"? Talk about low standards..