Woah, what the fuck? http://www.avclub.com/article/patto n-

>>84692637
I know right?? Celebrity moves on with his life after a tragedy. Pretty neat if you ask me :)

Why would anybody marry this fat troll when his last wife literally killed herself because she couldn't bear the thought that she carried his child

>millionaire
>marrying a woman on her 50s

wtf

>>84693472
I know right?? It's like this grown man wanted someone with comparable life experience who could be a good mother figure for his daughter. Pretty understandable if you ask me :)

>>84693472
He's literally 5'3" not even meming
Probably 235 pounds. A widow of depression suicide.
And he makes a living off of Star Wars and fart jokes.
Even a big bank account can only bump you up to a certain level.

It was nice knowing you, Meredith.

>>84694011
...salenger
Hello Meredith Oswalt!!!!!

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> Daddy are you going to marry someone as ugly as mommy?
> almost honey, almost,

>>84693363
>>84693535
cuck

>>84694089
"That was an odd question but now you should go to bed you loved lucky child in a healthy, weathly, stable household with the full bounties of life ahead of you. LIfe is good right??" :)

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The whole Patton Oswalt thing is so confusing.

Like, I want him to die because of the Trump stuff and him not being funny anymore

But I want him to live and raise his daughter in Trump's America

But his wife was trying to solve the EAR/ONS case, so her dying was actually a bad thing.

I also created this image which became a bit of a meme. I have no reason to lie about this.

>>84694132
......oo clocks are pretty tacky, but if that's how you want to decorate the den I guess I can't stop you.

>>84694174
>I want someone to die because they said something bad about papa trump!!!

What a peaceful man you are.

>>84692637
this confirms it, he did it

>>84694174
Life can be pretty dern confusing. Why don't you take an internet break every now and again huh buddy? Might help reorient your priorities.

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>>84694172
Don't ever comment on my post again.

>>84694174
You know that daughter is beyond fucked already with a dad like that. She probably turns into a huge femnazi when she grows up.

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>>84694196
I'm not calling for his death, but he really has no reason to live anymore.

His daughter is in therapy and has a new mommy, and he's not funny anymore.

>>84694234
She will be become a he.

>>84694232
Ok, I won't comment on that other post

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>the two irate libcucks that have been whiteknighting for Patton and reporting every thread all day
Toppest kek

>>84693541
This. She's a fine catch for him. If he were to try to run around with some 30-year-old model or something he would most assuredly get pumped for all his cash and cucked. A man has to know his limitations.

>>84694234
Or she becomes a reactionary just like her dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqxtaJfH7UA

He was raised by conservatives in Virginia (He's named after General Patton) and became a degenerate liberal, so her being raised by him could turn her into an upstanding, trad qt.

>>84694248
Oh man, you're a regular gandhi, NOT calling for his death. Give yourself a big ol pat on the back dude.

If he's not funny anymore that implies at one point you thought he was funny. When did that opinion of his work change for you?? I'm sure it has nothing to do with politics and your opinions on comedy and whether or not someone deserves to live doesn't depend on what they think about social issues.

>>84694321
>A man has to know his limitations.
I hope Patton knows there is no statute of limitations on murder :^)

>>84694291
I haven't been reporting anything. Just responding to your incessant oswalt obsession. But if the best you can do is cuck, libcuck, and other cuck variations I guess I'm feeling pretty good man. :)

>>84694353
So you see my point. I saw him live in 2014 and it wasn't good. 2014 was before Trump.

After Finest Hours he's not funny in the slightest.

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>>84692637
פּרימאַקק

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>>84694384
>spamming every thread with "obsession" and obsessively replying to every post you think is about you
>butthurt emoticons
$0.00 has been deposited into your account, sweetie.

>pic related it's (You)

>>84694424
Do you post hourly threads about other comedians you no longer find funny?

>>84694463
You don't?

>>84692637
so how soon until she dies suddenly under "mysterious circumstances"

>>84694172
Just stop Patton, we know you killed them

>>84694453
None of these posts are about me. I am obsessively responding when I probably have better things to do though. Not the most economic use of my time. Honestly negative money deposited in my account if you think of the productive time I've spent responding to the oswalt threads.

I'm not crying over this as implied in your image, but yeah, pretty upset over the targeting of this guy for being outspoken politically. You could you are doing the same thing with your vile opinions, but hes doing it non anonymously. You don't have the guts sweetie

>>84694291
He ia going to kill her so she never grows up. Oswalt is a sick man

>>84694479
Alright that was pretty funny. Good jab

>>84694194
Stop being a gay cuck

>>84694572
You could ^argue^

>>84694205
>this confirms it, he did it

Yes, but we knew that already.

>>84694600
......oo clock critic! Everyone has their own design aesthetic and this is how I want to decorate the den goddamnit!

>>84694520
>how soon until she dies suddenly under "mysterious circumstances"
As soon as Patton finds her replacement.

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>>84694572
You have quite the uphill battle ahead of you if you think this is the first or last time Patton will be targeted, pumpkin. If he didn't act like such an obnoxious faggot OTI people wouldn't give him shit OTI. I actually liked him eons ago, he's been unfunny since before 2014 and now he just embarrasses himself every day.

I can just imagine how much you whine and shitpost in other threads, if you don't like it you're on the wrong site, cupcake.
It's funny that you only denied that you reported the thread, not that you've been incessantly shitposting and whiteknighting for a stranger for hours on end.

Do yourself a favor and just Ctrl + W out of every 4chan tab you have open and never come back if you get "pretty upset" over things like this. You're obviously not having a good time.

>yfw defending a murderer for free

what le fuck? XD

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>>84694729
You will have a moment like this one day in the future. I fully realize I'm pissing into the wind with this, but I have nothing better to do atm. I try not to make a habit of 4chan.

>>84694729
I literally admitted I've been shitposting for hours defending this dude who I'm not even that big a fan of. But yeah I didn't report anything. Reporting 4chan threads is a true exercise in pissing into the wind.

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>>84694806
>You will have a moment like this one day in the future.
Nope, because I don't go into threads that I obviously don't want to be a part of.
>I fully realize I'm pissing into the wind with this,
You say that but that would be the first time you've realized that today.
>but I have nothing better to do atm.
I'm not surprised, school doesn't start til August for you. You should try getting a hobby besides being perpetually butthurt on 4chan.
>I try not to make a habit of 4chan.
Yeah because you're a tumblr tourist that shits up the board whenever you see something that makes you upset.

>pic related it's (You) again

Just dropping by to tell you all that this little turd is completely irrelevant and who he's currently sticking his hobbit cock into is hardly newsworthy. Peace out.

>>84694890
The moment I was referring to was the Mitchell and Webb sketch. I don't think most people stay unrepentant assholes forever. Good god, imagine a future with geriatric internet shitposters.

Believe me, I knew it was a futile exercise from the beginning.

>>84692637
rushing into another marriage to dull the pain of his wife's death, with a woman who was only into him as a wounded duckling? yeah, that's a sound foundation for commitment.

>>84692637
did he go grey since november? is trump literally sapping his will to live?

prediction: he's "marrying" this matronly hag for the following: she gets millions and will take care of his daughter, he gets to kill himself without guilt

>people on 4chan /tv/ take time to defend Patton Oswalt from memes and criticism

Cringe

I want /pol/ fags to all die in a fire. NOT EVEN JOKING.

>>84696932
YOU JUST KNOW THAT HE KILLED HIS EX-WIFE

>>84696932
He's gonna get you.

>>84692637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLnJrYYdzq0

>>84692637
didnt his wife like just die afew weeks ago??

>>84698328
He can't keep getting away with it /tv/.

Patton "I'll Make These Bitches Pay One By One" Oswalt

First post ending in 23 gets genuine proof that Oswalt killed his wife. No joking. I've been researching it for months now. Willing to post evidence.

Try me.

>>84698637
Nibba just post it.

>Larry J. Oswalt (Patton's father), a career USMC officer was stationed in San Diego from 1975 to 1988
>The EAR/Original Night Stalker was active from June 18th, 1976 to June 4th, 1986
What the fuck...

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>>84692637
Didn't his wife only die a few years ago?

>>84693363
>moves on with his life
you mean on to another victim?
the man's a fucking psychopath.

>>84694451
God damn, that's savage.

Any more vicious tweets?

>>84700176
Little more than a year ago, actually

>>84700393
14 months to be precise.

>>84694291

how did that little girl vote? i sware you burgers voter id laws are fukd

>>84692637
What? Did he kill her already?

>>84700494
Anyone can vote in California, it's a libcuck dystopia with no voter ID laws.

She's agreed to change her name to his last wife's name and wear her clothes. I think that's creepy.

>>84700531
That's fucked up...

If anything he should take her last name, it's 2017.

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What did he mean by this?

>>84701004
She asked where her real mommy was and he denied her breakfast again as punishment.

>>84694291
>no way does she grow up
Jesus Patton it's just an election

>>84701004
And yet he's still fat as fuck.

>>84701053
He's right though, just wait. First his wife, and next...

>>84692637
>Michelle McNamara died April 21, 2016
>Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger started dating April 28, 2016

>>84701606
Wtf it's true

>>84701606
>>84701606
HE CAN"T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>84694039funny

>>84692637
>rich ultra-liberal commifornian media personality marries a jew
you don't say, what a coincidence!

Why are people here so obsessed with this guy?

>>84692637
When shit like this happens I always assume it's because the guy can't cook.

>>84702932
He's a liberal who said meanies about our God Emperor

>>84703029
Oh
That explains a lot
Thanks lad

>>84692637
So he killed his wife, right?

>>84696247
I don't what it is, but Trump has a way of getting under his critics' skin and making them go absolutely insane.

I'm not a le meme magic guy, but it's honestly kind of creepy.

>>84696932
I wonder how many women he's already killed that we don't even know of.

>>84701004
Are these codewords for his dead wife's organs?

>>84703367
He traveled on the road for years going gig to gig. I think some cold cases could be solved if they put his DNA through the database.

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>>84701606
Holy fuck he really did it

>>84692637
It's funny how obvious it is he killed his ex wife
Faggot doesn't even try to hide it

>>84694291
She voted? That sounds like voter fraud.

>>84702932
When someone gets away with murdering their wife it's interesting to see if he'll do it again

>>84696206
I'm sure they bonded over hatred of Drumpf as well

>Thomas Randolph, a Las Vegas man convicted of hiring a hitman to kill his sixth wife -- yes, sixth -- and then killing the hitman, wore an XXXL Tony Romo jersey to court for his sentencing hearing Friday, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal. He could face a penalty from 20 years in prison to the death penalty.

Will Patton wear an "I'm With Her" Shirt when his time finally comes?

>>84703367
>>84703413

His wife was narrowing in on who the killer was for that book she was working on. Everything was connecting to Patton. She was so close. He couldn't let her ruin his work. She had to be corrected.

>>84703597
EAR was Patton Sr.
>>84698712

>>84702932
>>84703029
>>84703121
he is one of the loudest and most petty twitter users out there/ he's almost like the comedic political version of kim kardashian; he's not famous for anything he's done other than internet fame/infamy desu. the dude has fucking arguments with autistic teenagers and virgin shames them, I fucking kid you not.

anyway, when his wife died people made fun of the idea that he was a murderer because it';s plausible and it's funny to see people get upset over it. it's called trolling

the number of people who are religiously devoted to trump on 4chan or the internet at large is fucking miniscule to the number of people who think that making fun of patton oswalt is funny because the dude is a faggot

>>84703701
Back when she died it was just bantz but now I'm pretty sure he slipped her a lethal dose of Fentanyl (a painkiller that is 1000x stronger than heroin)

>>84702932
he's a whiter, shorter version of OJ Simpson

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>>84703782
A LETHAL DOSE OF POISON

>>84703846
OJ killed his wife like a man though, with his bare fists.
Patton poisoned his wife like the passive-aggressive little faggot that he is.

>>84694196
The Trump curse doesn't take feelings into consideration, it simply enacts justice.

>>84703883
OJ's wife was stabbed to death, anon.

>>84701606
wow what a fucking fat slimeball

>>84703903
Nice try, Chaim. That's just what they want you to believe. The knife they "found" at the scene was from Helen Tompkinson's kitchen in Boise, Idaho 950 miles away from the scene of the crime. Her wounds matched contusions made from fists, not "stab" wounds. Why do you think he got away with it? Because the glove didn't fit, he used his bare fists, no gloves.

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>>84700213
>Any more vicious tweets?

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>>84701606

>>84693363
>a year and 3 months after wife dies after 11 years of marriage

if he just announced they were dating sure, that'd kinda make sense

but engaged means either they literally jumped the gun and are getting married way too quickly into the relationship, or he already has been dating this bitch for a long time

either way for all the bullshit he spouted about boohoo muh dead wife hes a dickhead after this

>>84693363
It's been over just a year since he lost his wife. That's very very fast.

>>84704107
Yeah, I mean everyone grieves differently, but I can't imagine being married to someone for 12 years, having a child together and for her to suddenly die and then less than a week later you're back dating somebody new

>>84704312
especially when you're going on talk shows and using he death for sympathy to promote your projects

Rick Moranis: Quits showbiz to take care of his kids

Liam Neeson: Puts himself deep into his work, constantly on set so he doesn't feel the pain

Patton Oswalt: Starts dating someone a week later

what exactly happened to his wife?
why is everyone here claiming he murdered her?

>>84704508
Patton and his wife were both drug addicts (he still is).
She overdosed on adderall, xanax and fentanyl. The xanax was prescribed to Patton but the label was torn off. She OD'd and he had her cremated fairly quickly right after the autopsy. He started dating a week after she died and he is engaged 14 months after his wife, and mother of his child, of 11+ years died.
He "mourned" her by shitposting on twitter and doing interviews to promote himself.
Fentanyl is 1,000 time stronger than heroin and it'd be easy to get away with putting a lethal dose in her stash or administering a lethal dose directly. Taking xanax and adderall is already dangerous (speedballing) and while it's not unheard of, it's highly suspect that she took such drugs together all at once and in such quantities.

>>84700507
this

t. live in cali and I voted 5 times all for JIll Stein

>>84704675
I thought this thread was mainly joking but this actually sounds dodgy as fuck, was he ever suspected by police??

>>84701606
>Well it's been a week I can't grieve forever time to get back in the dating world
lmao, what the fuck

>>84704675

okay, source on the drug stuff?

solid theory.

>>84704740
not officially no let's hope they don't get something else to actually draw attention again to him

>>84692637
What is this hairstyle called?

>>84704794
>Mr. Oswalt, 47, said McNamara was ridden with anxiety as a result of working on her latest true-crime book when he suggested she “sleep until you wake up.”
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/oct/27/patton-oswalt-suggests-xanax-overdose-caused-wifes/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patton_Oswalt#Personal_life

The cause of death was listed complications from an undiagnosed heart condition coupled with the use of Fentanyl and Xanax though addeall was found in her system in the toxicology report.

I doubt her heart defect is congenital. It's probably due to her substance abuse and obesity.

>>84704991

yeah well... why would he kill her. like I mean what's the motive when we exclude his "new" fiance?
I can see her ODing without his interference.

Post pics of Meredith please

>>84704949
the I ran out of Rogaine doo

>>84705079
Do you really think 2 drug addicts had a happy marriage together? There have been rumors about their marriage being an unhappy one for years. The police had to be called because they were both high and yelling at each other one time though no charges were filed.

He also stands to make a pretty penny both from her life insurance claim and the book that she was writing that he has taken the liberty of finishing and publishing, reaping all of the benefits for himself.

>>84704101
Haha holy fuck

>>84705207
>the book that she was writing that he has taken the liberty of finishing and publishing, reaping all of the benefits for himself.
Jesus Christ

>>84704101
kek

>>84705207

not about what I think.
I mean getting rid off your wife for another woman is a very strong motive and holds up most of the times.
just trying to exclude all possibilities.
shady as fuck for sure.

>>84694248
>implying Sam Hyde was ever funny

Why was he born in the first place?

>>84705345
Fair enough.

You just know when somebody is a sick puppy

>>84704740
>>84704740
>was he ever suspected by police??
Not on record and not in the media. It's hard to draw a line between what could possibly be a cover-up or just incompetence. I'm inclined to believe it's entirely possible that Patton bribed some officials considering he has millions of dollars and is recouping that loss with her life insurance check and book profits/residuals. If not him then the people he is connected to in Hollywood surely know people.

If it were a regular person I think they'd be under much more scrutiny given the circumstances surrounding her death and the events afterwards such as him immediately dating and engaging within a year.

2018 Headline:
Wife of Patton Oswalt, Meredith Salenger found dead in their Home Under Mysterious Circumcision

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>>84703004
>guy with a ody like that
>any cooking ability whatsoever

anon pls, he was raised with mc donalds and he'll die with mc donalds

>>84703004
I doubt his junkie wife cooked much considering they were rich and high 24/7. He still is.

>>84692637

>Too soon

I wonder if they sneak out at night to bang on his wife's grave

>>84706445
>grave
Patton had his wife cremated ASAP after her autopsy to cover his ass and obfuscate the evidence against him.

>>84694451
SAVAGE

>>84706500
The cremation is easily the most suspicious.
I have 0 doubt he is a murserer

>>84694132
You sad little fool.

>>84705768
>If it were a regular person I think they'd be under much more scrutiny given the circumstances surrounding her death and the events afterwards such as him immediately dating and engaging within a year.

desu, I feel like if he was a bigger star he'd being thrown accusations all over too. Has anyone actually confronted him with it, like on twitter or real-life???

>>84707345
>desu, I feel like if he was a bigger star he'd being thrown accusations all over too.
Very true. I'm not sure what good would come from confronting him on twitter I think he'd ignore it. I doubt anyone would confront him IRL either considering the media would portray him as a saint and the confronter as an "evil, heartless conspiracy-nut"

>>84703701
>he's not famous for anything he's done other than internet fame/infamy desu.

Not true, his stand up used to be really funny and he's done some decent acting. But yeah these days he's just a twitter memer though.

the bitch is a hot milf and no pic of her ITT faggots

>>84694196

Leftists are a domestic enemy element.

>>84697640

>s-stop saying mean things!!!!!

>>84707033
For me it's the combo of him dating 1 week after his wife's death plus the fact he finished his wife's book and got all the profits from it

>>84708243

Certainly cheaper and cleaner than a messy divorce

Do you guys remember his obituary for his wife? It was fucking weird. Like he didn't even know her.

He fucking did it!

>>84708633
>week
post it

>>84708633
Wow, it's like someone recanting her the personal life section of her wiki.
http://time.com/4316653/patton-oswalt-remembers-michelle-mcnamara/

>Five days after Michelle was gone, Alice and I were half-awake at dawn, after a night of half-sleeping. Alice sat up in bed. Her face was silhouetted in the dawn light of the bedroom windows. I couldn’t see her expression. I just heard her voice: “When your mom dies you’re the best memory of her. Everything you do and say is a memory of her.”
And then everybody started clapping.

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>>84694174
At this point I can't tell the bait from serious posts.

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http://people.com/crime/patton-oswalt-late-wife-true-crime-serial-killer/

>Patton Oswalt Opens Up About Late Wife’s Quest to Find Serial Killer: ‘She Had a Mind for the Details’

>It has been nearly one year since Patton Oswalt‘s wife, Michelle McNamara, died unexpectedly in her sleep. Her death devastated her loved ones and ended the crime reporter’s famed search for a California serial killer.

>Now, Oswalt, 48, is opening up about his late wife’s quest to track down the murderer, who committed 50 rapes and 12 murders in California between 1976 and 1986 before disappearing.

>McNamara dubbed the killer “The Golden State Killer,” but he has also been called “The Original Night Stalker” and “The East Area Rapist.”

Who was The Golden State Killer, /tv/?

>>84708870
Patton Sr.
See
>>84698712

>>84704497
>a week later
This never happened

>>84708752
http://time.com/4316653/patton-oswalt-remembers-michelle-mcnamara/

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>>84692637
How many pig-faced brunette women have to die before he is stopped /tv/?

>>84708243
>dating 1 week after his wife's death
>lying on the internet

Why wasn't he arrested after all the drugs the cops found in his home?

good for him, hopefully he is happy.

>>84709148
He blamed it all on his dead wife.

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>>84708870
Ok, here's a sketch of the EAR

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>>84708870
And here's Patton Sr.

>>84709241
>>84709268
holy shit family

can /tv/ solve the case? Can the autists here finish what his wife started? Only time will tell.

get on it you fucks

>>84708760
What the FUCK

So we all agree he cheated on his wife and killed her?

>>84708870
>that face
>that hand around her neck

He did it. Jesus christ lads he really fucking did it.

>>84708870
>>84709241
>>84709268
Psychological profile of the EAR:
>White male
>Dressed well and would not stand out in upscale neighborhoods
>Drove a well-maintained car
>Emotional age of 26 to 30 at the time the crimes were committed
>Engaged in deviant paraphilic behavior and brutal sex in his personal life
>Engaged in sex with prostitutes
>Had a criminal record as a teenager that was expunged
>Had some knowledge of police investigative methods and evidence-gathering techniques
>Had some means of income, but did not work in the early morning hours
>Hated women for real or perceived wrongs
>If married, probably has a submissive spouse who tolerated his sexually deviant behavior
>Intelligent and articulate
>Likely began as a voyeur in his late teens or early twenties
>Lived and/or worked near Ventura, California, in 1980
>Neat and well-organized in his personal life
>Peeped into the windows of many potential victims who were not attacked
>Possibly unmarried and did not enter into long-term relationships
>Self-assured and confident in his abilities
>Sexually "functional" and capable of ejaculation with consenting and non-consenting partners
>Was a skilled and experienced cat burglar and may have begun that way
>Was in good physical condition
>Would appear harmless
>Would continue committing violent crimes until incapacitated by prison, death, or some other intervention
>Would have been described by those who knew him as arrogant, domineering, manipulative, and a chronic liar

What exactly was this guy in that made him well known? He's ugly as sin and I've only ever seen him in King of Queens where he's fucking shit.

>>84710388

His stand-up is pretty legit.

>>84710388
He did some insightful somewhat edgy comedy for a while before politics turned him into his Spence persona in real life

>>84708949
>>84709124
Don't you have another wife to be murdering, Patton?

The "dated her one week after his wife died" thing was made up in this fucking thread. Dumb asses.

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>>84700213
>>84704101
>>84705294
>>84705317
This one's the best desu

>>84710388
he did some fucking amazing standup back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5c9sktMB1s

>>84710745
it's awful

>>84711365
The one time I went to look up stand-up it was just him whining his mean neighbors and how san fran was so much better or something. For as much as I like to meme on Louis King Cuck, at least he used to be pretty funny.

Or at least he was when I was younger, I have no idea how all if it holds up today.

>>84705207
Would she really have life insurance when he was far and away the breadwinner? Do we have any confirmation of a policy?

>>84711459
It makes more sense to me that he would murder her to avoid getting rung out during divorce.

>>84698712
San Diego is a hell of a drive up to Sacramento. According to the wikipedia page he was up there raping in some cases multiple times a month. I don't think a military man could get that kind of time off.
>>84709878
Says he was active in Ventura in 1980, it's still quite a drive.

>Had a criminal record as a teenager that was expunged
His record as a teenager was probably not expunged until later. Do we know when he joined the Marines, and when he became an officer? I feel like it would be difficult to become an officer with a criminal record but I'm not in the military so I don't know. Guess there's no way to find out about his criminal record if there is any.

A year and a few months after his wife died. Cold blooded.

>>84711682

He has a young daughter that needs a mother.

What's his relation to the golden state killer?

>>84711729
I think this is the reason she shacked up with him. She's 47 and childless, probably regrets it, and now sees her last chance to be a mother. She also gets to skip the tough early years and doesn't have to blow out her vagina.

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>>84701606
>Move along nothing to see here folks
Case closed.

>>84692637
>it's a /pol/ is triggered because they wanted patton oswalt to be miserable like they are but he moved on with his life instead episode
there there, i know it's hard for you kids to deal with the fact that daddy isn't popular with comedy people
>inb4 THIS IS Y TROMP WON

>>84692637
So... do you think she knows?

>>84712456
bitches love serial killers

>>84694174
I don't understand you guys. You guys realize Trump has proven out to be quite incompetent as a president? Do you really believe america will be better off, when Trump leaves the White House? You'd be lucky if it's just as fucked up as it is now.
Trump is but a symbol against corruption and nothing more. He's not a good politician, not even a mediocre one. He won because the left managed to ostracize their own people, when they went full regressive.

>>84705442
so he could go on Tim Heidecker's podcast, cry and beg for Tim to help get him back on the air after getting his show canceled of course

>>84711452
You sound like quite the authority on the subject.

>>84696932
That pic will be in the documentary about him. Slowly zooming in.

"In 2017 Oswalt got engaged to Meridith Salenger. Little did she, or anyone else know, that shortly after becoming Mrs Salenger-Oswalt, she would be fighting for her life".

>>84708760
This is like when everyone's 8 year old started spouting woke stuff after Trump won.

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What did he mean by this?

>>84692637
That was quick.

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Can he really get away with it twice?

>>84693535
Hello Patton, what did you expect by posting a thread about yourself?

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>>84692637
Is it just me or does his new wife look creepily similar to his old one???

>>84716743
Yeah, it's not just you. Someone else pointed that out earlier in the thread actually. He seems to have a thing for murdering slightly pig-faced women.

>>84694572
They are about you you stupid cunt, no one on earth besides patent oswald is pathetic enough to go round defending him, you're not on reddit anymore sweetie :)

>So worried about her health, Oswalt suggested she take a night to “sleep until you wake up.” On April 21, McNamara took some Xanax and went to sleep, but never woke up.

"Sleep until you wake up" is a very specific phrase. I'm pretty sure this motherfucker killed his wife.

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>>84717034
>#OutWithTheOld

Can anyone confirm if his daughter is still alive??

>>84716730

That is either Patton Oswalt or a very clever anon.

>>84694174
>Being this much of a pencil neck cunt.

>>84718281
Probably just someone who is not completely morally bankrupt slumming it in 4chin

>>84717993
who cares?

>>84718711
Lets not kid ourselves anon.

>>84718909
Certainly not her dead mom.

Because she's fucking dead.

>>84709070
post more pajama pony qt

>>84698659
>14 hours later...

>>84717263
This.
He fucking did it /tv/,
>started dating Meredith 1 WEEK after his wife died
>had her body cremated right after to hide the evidence
>stole her book and is completing it to profit from it

Has there ever been a more evil """comedian"""? Only John Wayne Gacy comes to mind but him and Patton share many similar traits.

>>84720056
>started dating Meredith 1 WEEK after his wife died

You do understand that someone in this thread made that up? They started dating last month.

>>84720356

Quick engagement eh?

>>84720056
>Only John Wayne Gacy comes to mind

We have no idea how many women patton has already killed though

>>84720410
Seems like it. But that happens a lot in Hollywood. She's almost 50, has no kids and has never been married. If anything I worry she could be emotionally taking advantage of the guy as a safety net.

>>84720056
Anon, John Wayne Gacy was a clown for children's parties. Not a stand-up comedian.

>>84720470
Why feel worried for a man that hafes us...

>>84720557
>us
Speak for yourself, loser. Not everyone on this sight is a psychopathic neo-Nazi turd.

>>84720507
>John Wayne Gacy was a clown for children's parties. Not a stand-up comedian.
Literally the same thing if you've actually watched his "stand-up".

>>84720356
>They started dating last month.
LMAO This is what deluded libcucks actually believe. Someone repost the tweet Salenger made on the 29th.

>>84720451
Not yet but he still has a lot of similar traits to JWG.

>>84720619
This is becoming AVGN and RLM thread levels of kayfabe.

>>84720636
Now try saying that in English without your autistic /v/edditor memespeak.

>>84720691
THIS THREAD IS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE THE ROLEPLAYING BULLSHIT THAT ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD AND RED LETTER MEDIA THREADS TURN INTO. Does that makes enough sense for you faggot?

>>84720735
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't go into reddit letter media threads or james cuck threads . No one is roleplaying except you though, at least I hope you're just LARPing as a butthurt faggot that angrily whitekights for random celebrities.

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Hes already threatening his new wife on twitter, HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>84720825
>I don't go into reddit letter media threads or james cuck threads

Yet you know what they're about. Funny that.

>>84720835
He said his daughter won't grow up in Trump's America. I'm afraid for her safety :(

>>84720868
It's not that I don't see you redditors spamming the board with it I just don't go into the threads. A novel concept that you should strive for if you are going to be perpetually butthurt when people call out your favorite celebrities for the horrible pieces of murdering shit that they are.

>>84720890
Is roleplaying fun?

>>84720925
I don't know, are you having fun right now?

>>84720608

I 'm not the guy you replied to but it is a very short time with a very suspicious death. The man's politics are irrelevant to the facts. He could well have done a sneaky OJ

>>84713003
By what real merits do you believe that? I miss the days when I thought the alt right was just a parody of the right.

>>84711640
You can always get time off for rape...

>>84693470

She feels her biological clock is ticking, that's why

>>84721032
>
50 is usually ticked over

Do you even into women?

>>84721032
>biological clock is ticking
She's 47. The clock stopped ticking already.

Patton Oswalt is repulsive physically. She feels her clock is ticking down and therefore she needs an ugly beta to pay attention to her. Women are evil my man

>>84721124

>Women are evil

In a thread about a guy potentially dosing his wife with Fentanyl to kill her?

>>84694248
Damn, Sam Hyde looks like THAT?

>>84721188
This is 4chan anon. The hatred for women can be confusing at times.

>>84721226
They cancel my show, and shit goes CRAZY.

>>84707933
You are a pretentious unreasonable faggot.

>>84721188
Not him but anyone willing to date let alone marry Patton Oswalt is an inherently broken person and harbors some form of evil.

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>>84692637

There is more than circumstantial evidence gathered here in this thread. Justice needs to be served. Patton Oswalt needs to be brought to trial. He's like a white OJ or maybe a black Jim Carrey.

>>84692637

I wish the narrator of Forensic Files was still alive so I could hear him talk about Patton killing his wife.

>>84721418
I'm going to search for missing persons and cold case murders in Oregon around May 2013.

TRADING WIVES IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

BURY THE OLD ONE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>84721418

Lazy. At least change the profile pic to fake authentication.

No posts of his responding to Twatter trolls? He takes the roasts and then what...

>>84721306
She's attracted to a serial killer, I think that speaks for itself really.

>>84721188
>you can't murder evil

excuse me anon

>>84721899

We know he likes chicks his age who like to party (surely so they get all the cultural references he spits out in drugged out rants). Nothing worse than one's jokes falling flat when some skank is flat lining.

>>84721124

Anyone ever think of the 1,000s of low level Hollywood stars and their off work pussy and or cock wrangling?

>>84721899

99 check 'em.

>serial killer

details or post on some blind items website please?

>>84722185
He's not a serial killer but his father was and his wife researching about the golden state killer before she died

>>84722239
>He's not a serial killer

He might be...

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>>84722239

Cool.

Did not read the top portion of the thread. If true this is airport novel level stuff.

Guy has the evil eyes and the "two face" for it. Look at his photos, cover up one side of the face. Compare back and forth. Creepy as fuck when 2 ppl have total opposite (good and evil) faces).

>>84694174
>you are not this anon or antony burch
thank fucking god

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don't look at my mouth

Bump. Thought shills only slid other boards.

>>84723601
>>84723601
Sadly they slide every major board.

>>84723058
The smirk of a killer thinking he got away with it.

>>84723935

Mods still keeping hours old Patton Oswalt probably murdered his first wife then officially started dating his present fiance after 1 week of mourning thread alive.

Somebody knows something.

>>84692637
Is it really true that he threw his wife's ashes into the gutter by the hollywood walk of fame?

>>84692637
I guess he really did kill his wife.

>>84724542
Nah, it was ashes from weed that he put in a plastic cup and dumped in public. Almost got cited for it because people thought it was his wife's remains.

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lol so many conspiracy theories about this guy. Is it fast? Yeah. Would I wait to get married? Yeah. Is it irrational? Yeah. None of that means he's some murderer who didn't care about his wife. Imagine having a partner for 11 years and then suddenly lose them. Your whole life was probably centered around this person, then boom, instability and change with no solution.
Maybe this woman was there for him, provided some level of comfort and he found someone he can once again emotionally rely and lean onto, especially after losing someone so suddenly. Guy's probably desperate to regain some semblance of a normal life, or return to the one he had before to some degree. His kid probably would benefit from having a mom figure back in their life after abruptly losing her.

all the dipshits who actually genuinely believe that he killed his wife are blowing my mind. Boo boo he made fun of a politician I align with, conspiracy conspiracy

pathetic, for whatever reason people think that they aren't revealing themselves to be total jackasses, maybe because they think 4chan is their special safe space to let loose the delusion.

>>84723601
>>84723935
clinical paranoia

>>84701606
is this a meme holy shit

https://youtu.be/iuLKSvoK8KA?t=1m55s

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>>84725208

Libfags are the only ones bringing up politics though, it's pretty sad.

If you want to defend a murderer that's fine but at least counter the evidence against him instead of crying because he's "one of us". You're no better than /pol/fags defending milo.

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>>84701606

>>84713463
I wonder how accurate his reenactment actor will look. My guess is a fat balding guy

>>84706500
So they bort snort a pinch of dead wife before sex?

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>>84709241
This a match?

>>84709241
>>84709268
>>84725993
>those strikingly similar facial features
Patton had to stop her from getting too close to the truth. His father was the EAR and she knew too much.

>>84725331
The entire interview he is stifling himself almost as if he's thinking
>don't say you killed your wife
>don't say you killed your wife
>don't say you killed your wife

It's disgusting that people are laughing and cheering him on.

And meanwhile you losers still live with your moms
lol suck it

>>84726723
You don't even own any land, cuck.

>>84692637
Jesus Oswalt looks like he could be her dad.

>>84694291
Patton looks like a lesbian tennis coach here.

>>84696932
LOLOLOLOL

She's gonna fucking DIE.

>>84704101
Slam dunk

The funeral baked meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.

>>84713003
Literally admitting to underage

>>84727657

I thought he looked like an overweight Smeagol.

>>84727769
Nice hammie ref brah

>>84701606
"Love" is literally just chemical reactions in the brain he did the right thing realizing this and moving the fuck on as fast as possible.

>>84728362
t. kissless, handholdless, eye-contactless, eternal permavirgin

>>84728362
Mr. Robot posting itt

>>84728397
Right cause an eternal permavirgin has a daughter and is getting married to Meredith Salenger. Ok then kiddo......

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>>84728424
>yfw shitposting

>>84692637
1. The SJW Club? But why?
2. He can't keep getting away with it!

>>84728441
>shitposting
Posting facts isn't shitposting. If anyone is shitposting it's you for refusing to open your god damn eyes.

>>84728482
You're the kissless, handholdless, eye-contactless, eternal permavirgin

>DUDE EVERYTHING IS BRAIN CHEMICALS LMAO
Have fun when school starts back, sweetie.

>24 hours later
>ass blasted libcucks still defending Patton fucking Oswalt

God bless Trump and god bless this timeline. Libcucks are finished.

Im an Iluminatti member, he sacrified his gf to prove where his loyalty is at, hes been a good boy so we are giving her a wife and a more popular career.

PS: I am a huge fan of old Patton, im talking about Death Bed era, I dont blame the guy desu, who am I to dictate his comedy.

>>84692637
Wow, what a devastated mourning husband
He felt so sorrowful about his dead wife he went out and found a replacement within a year

>>84709241
left looks like mike cernovich desu

>>84729079
It looks more like Larry Oswalt and the dates match up.

>>84694232
>It's Allesandro
>From Allesadro's

>>84725364
>Libfags are the only ones bringing up politics though, it's pretty sad.

You guys are literally accusing this guy of murdering his wife because he mocked your president

>>84729657
>because he mocked your president
You can spam that over and over but you're the only one bringing up trump.

The fact is that his wife died under circumstances that are suspicious and he is remarrying very quickly after the fact.
All you fags do is drone on and on about /pol/ and add nothing but your own butthurt to the discussion.

>>84694352
that's not what reactionary means

>>84728683
They started dating a week after she died, but it's more likely they had something going on before that.

>>84692637
>wife dies
>remarries 15 months later
He really moved on quick didn't he? He must have been seeing her for at least six months beforehand too.

>>84730766
The only place I can find proof of that is in this thread and no where else.

He murdered his wife