I just watched Star Trek Beyond and am digging it, I have a hulu

>>84691225
Enterprise is a prequel so you should start there.

>>84691225
>>84691294
Yea do it in order of chronological time . Fuck what anyone else writes . Just do it

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>>84691225
giv tennis gf

>>84691331
What's chronological order?

>>84691294
Prequel to ?

>>84691225
>swn strangle you with her thighs
;_;

>>84691421
Enterprise first , the captain is the guy from quantum leap. Then the original Star Trek with kirk. Then the next generation with Picard . Then deep space nine with the black actor lead. Then voyager with the female captain.

You can watch the movies if you want in between but you do that research

Just watch TNG season 2.5 onwards

>>84691535
Ending the Star Trek series with Voyager would be pretty disappointing.

I recommend this order but wrap it all up with the classic film Star Trek Nemesis.

watch BSG instead

>>84691661
Battle Star Gallactica looks gay, Star Trek is a lot cooler

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>>84691661
The downward spiral and terrible ending ruined everything.

The only scifi franchises I've seen that are actually worthwhile:
Star Trek
Babylon 5
Blake's 7
Farscape
Legend of the Galactic Heroes

>>84691897
Oh, and Stargate, I suppose. If you must.

>>84691592

>nemesis
>classic

not sure if trolling or just shittiest taste

hey, BSG is freaking sweet. And yeah, Star Trek is cooler, just helping you out by saving you a life time of obsession once you get hooked.

>>84691720
>>84691897
>>84691939
>>84691997
>>84691942
>no Babylon 5 mentions

Fucking plebs, plebs everywhere.

>>84692080
Look again, you dumb stupid Drazi.

>>84691225

IGNORE ALL THESE IDIOTS.

Start with The Next Generation season 2.

>>84691225
>dat ass
where is it?

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>>84693233
I hate these kind of pictures. It's the same fucking pic, but they couldn't decide which one to take. So they used both.
fucking lazy

>>84691336
based

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>>84693625
she uses it to better effect in most other pics

Do you have to watch Star Trek TOS to get what's going on? Can I just watch Enterprise and skip that shit and go to The Next Generation. My dad watches TOS and it's just too fucking cornball for me to get into, would I be missing any important backstory?

Also, whenever I see a Star Trek thread in passing they're always talking about different sectors in space and wars and shit. Is that discussed in the show so you can follow along, or do you have to go full nerd and buy the books that explain it? Basically I would like to get into Star Trek because I'm curious about the story, but I don't want to go full nerd about it.

>>84693676
her right leg looks like it has abs and tits.

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>>84693676
>>84693818
yeah it's such a specific look. so strange that some girls decided to try and get the biggest quads possible but it's lovely

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>>84693763
Go watch TOS with your father. Spend some quality time together before he dies.

And don't watch Enterprise first, that was a troll.
>Also, whenever I see a Star Trek thread in passing they're always talking about different sectors in space and wars and shit.
The galaxy is divided up into four quadrants: Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Delta. The majority of the franchise takes place in the Alpha quadrant. That's it. That's all you need to know. Less than 1/4th of the galaxy has been explored, and it's kind of a Big Deal when they involve other quadrants. You don't need to know anything more specific than that. And everything else will be explained in the sow itself.

>>84693902
>>84693860
>>84693676

If you like this sort of muscle on a woman, I have some very sad news for you.

You suffer from a very common mental disorder, called "homosexuality" unfortunately the only cure seems to be an insane asylum or death by gas chamber.

>>84691225
>>84693763

Don't listen to anyone else. Here's what you do:

You watch TOS. Watch all of it. Season 3 gets choppy in quality so if you start losing interest you can bail. Watch the first, second, third and fourth Star Trek TOS movies.

Watch TNG from the beginning. The pilot is very important. You can skip to season 2 if you feel like it because that's when shit starts getting good. Watch it all the way through. Don't bother with any of the TNG movies, they're garbage.

Don't bother with DS9 or VOY or ENT. They get all edge-lordy with the characters. Making them kill people on purpose and other such nonsense that is against the purpose of star-fleet.

>>84693928
>>84693957
>watch TOS
I'll try, but I already know I'm going to bail after a few episodes. I've watched a few with my dad and they're just too campy. Are there any story arcs in them, because that would keep my interest, or is it adventure of the week?

>>84694030
No arcs, completely episodic.

If you want serialization then DS9 is the one that has the most, but you have to watch TOS and TNG first in order to appreciate it.

It is permissible to watch TNG first, then go back to TOS after you have learned to appreciate the franchise, and then move on to DS9 for those sweet sweet story arcs and character evolutions.

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>>84693949
>>84694064

>>84692626
This. Watch the best to get into the series. If you start with Enterprise or anything else, you'll quit in a week.

Star Trek can take a shit ton of patience to get through sometimes. Next Generation and season 4 onward of DS9 are the only ones that don't have a painful amount of boring, irrelevant filler imo.

>>84694030

TOS doesn't really have "story arcs". There are a few two-parter episodes which are pretty good but only a couple. The show lives or dies on how much you get invested in the central characters of Kirk, Spock and Bones, and everyone else to a lesser extent. Some episodes are way better than others.

TNG has better story arcs with Worf and the Klingons and Data's quest to be more human and Deanna getting as many different kinds of mind-raped and sleeping with as many strange aliens as she can and Picard struggling to become more open with his feelings as well as deal with the Borg.

It's up to you man but I love TOS. Some of those episodes are masterpieces that invented tropes still seen repeated in Sci-fi today.

>>84691225

that's a pretty miserable ass,
chick needs to start to do some squats

>>84694092
>>84694193
I'm more into the story arc aspect of it. Someone suggested Babylon 5 to me and I watched the entire fucking thing of that even though it was pretty bad at times.

I know a lot of the Star Trek lore. I know about a bunch of the different races, I know all the characters on TOS. I intend to start with The Next Generation, but I'm just worried that a huge chunk will be lost on me, or they'll keep calling back to shit that happened.

>>84694284
>>84693150
I fucking hate millenials. Wozniacki has plenty of ass and also there is nothing wrong with a nice white booty that isn't Xbox huge. Her was is amazing and I'd love to be pounding that.

>>84691225
>white girl """"""ass""""""

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>>84694380
>plenty of ass
>nice white booty

Is it just me or did Kira's voice in DS9 become way cuter suddenly around the end of season 3?

I have a hunch the director told her to tone down the dyke act a little and I'm not complaining.

>>84694290
>I'm just worried that a huge chunk will be lost on me, or they'll keep calling back to shit that happened.
TNG has very few callbacks to TOS. DS9 has a few more callbacks to TOS (e.g. the mirror universe returns, the Tribbles return, 3 Klingons from TOS return), but even then it's just a handful. You don't have to worry about callbacks.

DS9 is similar to Babylon 5. It starts episodic but becomes more serialized over time.

If you want a science fiction series that's one serialized story arc from beginning to end, try LoGH.

>>84694459
that's around the time her and guy playing Bashir started fucking regularly maybe that's what happened

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>>84693763
>starting with Enterprise

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No substitute for TOS, anon

>>84694522
Someone already let me know that was a meme, how was I supposed to know otherwise?

Op, just watch The Next Generation. It is easily the best of all star wars.

Just watch Stargate. You have to have literal autism to be able to sit through more than 3 episodes of Star Trek without blowing your brains out.

>>84693957
>>84693928
>>84694542
t. Shatner

>>84694735
Battle Star Gallatica sounds gay, Stargate I've never heard of but it sounds pretty gay too

I'm not loser enough for your stupid gay sci-fi shows tbqh, Star Trek is nothing like those retarded prancy shows, based on the movies it's cool whereas whatever you're suggesting just has loser need written all over it

What's wrong? Never gotten laid?

>>84694836
Is there a reason you're shitposting this hard? The board is already in a shitty state, you don't have to make it any worse with awful bait.

>>84691225

>Chronological Order (kinda)

Enterprise / Star Trek: Enterprise
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Animated Series
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Generations
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Insurrection
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Nemesis
Star Trek (2009)
Star Trek: Into Darkness
Star Trek: Beyond

Now, if you want to order the franchise in terms of QUALITY you could spend an entire lifetime arguing.

>>84695180
When do you watch TNG movies? After the entire series?

>>84695213
Whenever you fucking want buddy.
But they take place chronologically after the TNG series, so it would be silly to watch them before.

>>84695327
That's what I meant. I didn't know if it was like how some shows do it and a movie takes place in between seasons.

>>84695213
>>84695396
TNG movie 1 takes place during season 3 of DS9. You don't need to watch any DS9 for it.
TNG movie 2 takes place during season 5 of DS9. You should watch 4 seasons of DS9 first.
TNG movie 3 takes place after season 6 of DS9. You don't need to watch any DS9 for it.
TNG movie 4 takes place after season 7 of Voyager. You don't need to watch any Voyager for it.

http://vidthekid.info/misc/trek.html

Release order is best orde

That said, can I skip S1 of TNG?

So I just started watching TNG with only a rudimentary knowledge of TOS. What I know of Captain Kirk is he doesn't hesitate to punch alien fags in the face. Picard seems to be, "hold on guys, let's find a peaceful solution" after they fired upon the ship or something.

I guess I'm to expect there won't be any maverick type behavior that one would generally associate with Kirk?

>>84697059
Kirk is a drunk irishman who can be intelligent and diplomatic when needed

Picard is a diplomat who can punch an alien in the dick and shag his alien wife when the situation required

TNG is more of an ensemble piece, and season 1 is both boring and by far the worst one. Power through it and it gets a lot better and livelier from there, mostly because old man Roddenberry's influence diminished, and then he died.

>>84695213
Never. They're awful.

>>84697059
TOS is for people expecting tension and action. TNG is for thinkers (autists).

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>there are people who don't like ENT

>>84691225
>needs advice on how to watch a tv show

Are people like this able to feed themselves and wipe their own asses?

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>>84697172
>there are no people who like ENT

>>84697125
Well I hope Picard lets loose a little. When those African aliens kidnapped the security officer and Picard called red alert and informed them it was an act of war I was like "fuck yeah, nuke those bastards from orbit". But Troi pretty much shuts that all down by telling him that they should understand their customs. She's a bad influence.

>>84697348
Fuck you for reminding me that that episode exists

Seriously, just skim the first series, it's mostly crap. Picard becomes a lot less wooden over time

>>84691567
Patricia ™

>>84693233
That's gross though

>>84697365
I can kinda tell when it's one I can skip. I skipped the one where everyone got space drunk or whatever. I'm now watching the one where they are meeting the Ferengi for the first time, but it's pretty much the "even though you fired on us let's get to know each other". This is the third time I've heard "act of war" tossed out by Picard and everyone agrees that they should fire back, but Troi says they should talk and 'understand'.

Oh well, it's not as bad as the first season of Babylon 5 though, I still kinda like it.

>>84697408
Yeah, Roddenberry was a whiny pacifist dullard in his final years and the show suffers for it

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>>84697408
>I skipped the one where everyone got space drunk or whatever.
You fool.

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>>84697459
Tasha was foine

>>84693625
They're stereoscopic if you cross your eyes

Watch Star Trek Next Gen / Stargate SG-1 side by side at first.

Start DS9 in season 6 of TNG.

You can watch a top episode guide of the original Star Trek show at any point, you could watch it all eventually.

Stargate has some spin off shows too.

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>>84694380
You must be pretty thirsty my man or maybe you just have low standards. There's plenty of chicks with "a nice white booty." She is not one of them. As a dedicated ass connoisseur, it's my professional opinion that this woefully under developed derriere ain't worth defending.
>see pic related for superior ass

>>84697617
>Watch Star Trek Next Gen / Stargate SG-1 side by side at first.

That means you'd watch Code of Honor and Emancipation back to back.

I can't imagine a worse hell

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>>84697737
Both TNG/SG-1 early seasons are pretty bad, go through them first to get it over with.

>>84697861
>m-muh Crusher

fuck off, Polaski was great

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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Merry Christmas in July

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>>84691535
You forgot The Animated Series after TOS.

>>84693902
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>>84693860
>>84693233
These women look like Rob Liefeld drawings, they're disproportionate as fuck.

>>84691225
Watch the original movies and then TNG. It's probably the best way to ease into all of it.
TOS is GOAT but hard to blindly recommend it.

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>>84697459
Right? He missed sexy Superman hair Tasha seducing Data.

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>>84698375

>watching datalore
>picard actually says Shut Up Wesley

kek

>>84697498
It was a different time.

>>84698703
The meme did come from somewhere.

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>>84697667
>dedicated ass connoisseur
you mean a buttman?

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>>84698925

>gotta have them minorities
>gotta have them women on the bridge
>gotta have that crippled one
>gotta have the token alien

It's all bullshit

Obviously I'm talking about TNG

>>84697667
A true ass connosiuer would have an appreciation for all types of asses and would see how there are different types of flat booties of which some are horrible and some are very nice. Wozniacki is an example of a nice white girl ass. You're not ass connosiuer because for you it's all about Xbox huge = NICE ASS. You're a pleb.

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>>84699482
>thinks only white people should be in space as well

>>84691225
Start at the beginnging, then watch all of it except for the voyager, ds9 and enterprise episodes that suck.

>>84691225
no ass, almost literally

>>84691567
Only plebs hate the first two seasons.

>>84691897
Cartoons are for children

>>84691897
If you're going you use anime you have to mention cowboy bebop

>>84694092
>DS9 is the one that has the most, but you have to watch TOS
I disagree, there's only 2 episodes that I recall being referenced by DS9 (Tribbles and mirror universe) and both are explained so you don't need to see them to get it. Then there Kang, Kor and Koloth, but I don't think they reference their TOS appearance.

>>84693233
>my ears imprinted on those thighs

>>84698703
That line single handedly ruined Wil Wheaton's life. It always brings me great joy thinking about how much it tortures him.

>>84702550
Nice. I hate him even more than his character.

>>84702872
And I thought Voyager's technobabble was horrible...

>>84700371
That's not a white supremicist flag idiot

>>84691225
Tos hasn't aged well at all

>>84697940
Frakes did so many wonderful things for Star Trek

>>84702910
oh fuck, wrong thread

>>84700866
Shaming others for things they like is childish

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>>84700284
A connoisseur doesn't appreciate everything. The problem with this ass is that its very existence is at odds with anything a man of butt influenced proclivities would be able to convincingly enjoy. The ass does not need to be large in terms of Xbox proportions (something even the plumpest of butts would struggle to match). The ideal is an ass that defines the backdoor entrance where the legs and low of the back meet. The ratio is key here. Observe the picture of the ass you ardently defend. This woman is standing on her toes to achieve maximum buttocks protrusion and yet her butt remains weak, undefined and overall forgettable. A good ass should always be defended no matter what size, but forgettable asses should be left to the dustbin of history.

>>84691225
>no ass

thanks no thanks

>>84691225

>We wuz captainz

I'm not digging the whole routine, and pretty much the only thing she brings as a captain is

>Behold, my mob mentality powers. I am the future!

Which goes against the very nature of Star Fleet, and don't get me started on those "Klingons".

>>84700936
>Spike is sooooo cool, he has the best fight scenes because he's the best pilot AND the best shooter AND the best martial artist AND all the ladies want to fuck him AND he's so cool and detached and hilarious AND his backstory is ~SO DEEP~, so how dare you not carry that weight???
Cowboy Bebop was God Tier when I was 12. As an adult, I prefer Chinese Cartoons like LoGH where the characters survive by using cunning and intellect, and they spend more time asking themselves "Am I doing the right thing?" instead of "DUDE what if none of this matters because it's all a dream LMAO?".

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>>84703807
/pol/, would you please shut the fuck up? If you're talking about SMG, she's not even the captain, she's just the first officer. You got your wish, a white man is the captain. Now run along and quit pretending that you give a shit about Star Trek, you fucking tourist.

>>84699482
Every episode in every Star Trek series centering around the female officers has been awful. We really need a series without the diversity quota females. The minorities have never been a problem because they all act white anyway.

It will throws out the suspension of disbelief when you have women who are the best fighters on the ship by wide margins. This shitty trope ruined DS9 in particular for me.

>>84704484
But Worf is the best fighter on DS9. What in the world are you blathering about?

>>84704484
>Every episode in every Star Trek series centering around the female officers has been awful
Wow that's a blanket statement if I've ever seen one. Just off the top of my head
>The Ro episodes
>Lower Decks
>The one where B'Leanna lives out the genocide from the aliens
>Any of the good Kira episodes, like the one where she tries to convince that old crusty fuck to move off of Bajor's moon

>>84704529
Worf is the best jobber on DS9. Dax was the best and Kira was almost on Worf's tier.

>>84704484
When was a woman the best fighter on the bridge?

You got Tasha in early TNG as a security officer but she's no match for the Klingon on the bridge (and all that escaping rape gangs is good training)
Never watched ENT, but that has a Vulcan woman as far as I know so it would make sense for her to be stronger than any human.

>>84704618
When did Worf job on DS9?

Dax and Worf had a bat'leth duel in the holosuites, and Worf easily beat her. You're talking shit.

>>84704587
Awful episodes. Thanks for proving my point.

>>84693233
>>84693676
>>84693860
>>84693902
I doubt anyone in this thread has fucked a fit girl but I made a vow that I would never settle for less

Sex with a fit girl is the greatest sex I have ever had

I pity anyone that disagrees

>>84704723
(You)

>>84704739
Sex with a fit girl is one thing. Sex with a steroid-using quad monster is an entirely different ballgame

>>84704587
>>Any of the good Kira episodes, like the one where she tries to convince that old crusty fuck to move off of Bajor's moon
I like that episode, but it seems to be hated on 4chan. Duet would probably have been a better example.

>>84704231
Fuck off tourist, we've known for some time he isn't a main character.

>>84704836
I've never seen anyone hate on Progress here. I didn't list Duet because it isn't entirely a Kira-focused episode

>>84704871
Oh wait, that's the one with the "war criminal". Yeah Duet is WAY up there on the list

>>84704849
You've known jack shit. He's the captain of the USS Discovery, how is that not a main character on a show called "Star Trek: Discovery"?

>b-b-but Michelle Yeoh!!!
She's the captain of the USS Shenzhou, and guess what, we won't be seeing much of her after the pilot.

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>>84693651
y-you too~

Trekfags, please answer me this: What is to stop some Pajeet world like Bajor from doing the following:
>get their act together and join the federation
>receive sweet post-scarcity federation technology
>leave the federation after reverse engineering said technology and keep it
?

>>84705555
Why would they want to leave the federation afterwards?

>>84705604
To declare Holy War on Cardassia.

>>84705555
Pretty stupid thing to do for a world that's so removed from the core Federation systems.
Without Federation protection you'll just have Cardassians, Klingons, Romulans, etc. to fuck your shit up and steal all the nice Federation tech.

>>84705604
>muh freedom
>muh self-governance
I dunno, just a thought I had while watching

>>84705676
Well all the other major powers in the quadrant already have that tech and their intelligence has probably already co-opted Federation tech, but Federation protection is probably the number one reason to join.

>>84705630
Bajor is stone-age tier compared to Cardassia. If it wasn't for the Federation and Cardassian's own mess of a central command, Bajorans would still be Cardassian sex slaves to this day.

>>84704007
You're not supposed to like spike. You're not really supposed to like any of them, maybe feel sorry for them though.The show is about a group of damaged people

That said samurai champloo is the much better show

So I part way through Season One of TNG. Is there a reason Picard talks about human history with such disdain? He speaks of what is obviously current events (to us) as if it were some other alien's past and he's mocking it.
>Heh...and to think, they used to fight over different economic systems

>>84705738
>Bajor is stone-age tier compared to Cardassia.
Okay, but what if they
>get their act together and join the federation
>receive sweet post-scarcity federation technology
>leave the federation after reverse engineering said technology and keep it
?

>>84705796
But why would they give up the protection the federation gives them? It would be a stupid decision

>>84705881
To declare Holy War on Cardassia.

>>84705881
And it's not like the Federation imposes a lot of laws for planet internal shit.

It's pretty much just "Don't have retarded shit like castes"

>>84691225
You should watch TOS if you like those characters. I'd recommend TNG because everyone has seen it and it has smarter episodes. Enterprise is not good. I can't get anyone to watch it.

>>84705915
But cardassia would destroy them. They're far bigger.

>>84705996
Not anymore.

>>84705790
Picard was talking about your family.

>>84706011
Even post-DS9 Cardassia would wreck Bajorian shits.

>>84706037
But what if Bajor had superior technology because they
>get their act together and join the federation
>receive sweet post-scarcity federation technology
>leave the federation after reverse engineering said technology and keep it
?

Like, what if you actually followed the conversation and understood what was being discussed?

>>84706071
Bajor is 1 fucking planet, and the cardassian union has several you daft cunt

>>84706071
And the Cardassians are just going to sit on their asses and do nothing with their empire while the Bajorians reverse-engineer Federation tech?

>>84706071
I'm the guy who wrote the post you keep quoting, dude Cardassia would wreck Bajor's shit even if they had Federation Tech.

>>84706096
>>84706129
>>84706187
The Cardassians are going to be forced to dismantle much of their military by the terms of the treaty. They'll have nothing to oppose the Bajorans once Bajor gains superior technology and manufacturing capabilities from the Federation.

>>84706230
>The Cardassians are going to be forced to dismantle much of their military by the terms of the treaty
That's an assumption unless you have a quote from the show to back it up.

>>84706230
Federation tech isn't THAT superior.

A single lone federation planet couldn't do shit against the Cardassian Empire.

>>84706013
Makes sense, since we don't like commie faggots. Picard seems like pretty much a huge liberal pussy.

>>84705738
What do you think Cardassian dicks look like? Asking for a friend.

>>84706316
Did you know that some lizards have double penises?

>>84706362
Can lizards be gay? Asking for my wife.

>>84706230
Let's go over this, one step at a time.
>Cardassia has to pair down their military (assumption) to let's say, 10 warships.
>Bajor is starting from literally zero, and starts manufacturing ships with Federation tech
>In the show it's established that a Cardassian warship is on equal footing with a Galaxy Class Starship
>Bajor would have to make at least 10 galaxy class starship equivalents before Cardassia glasses their entire planet from orbit
And this is EXTREMELY generous to Bajor. As another anon rightly pointed out, the Cardassian Empire is comprised of several planets, all of which would need to be adequately defended. So it's more than likely that IF Cardassia had to reduce the size of their fleet, they should at least be allowed one ship per planet, or something along those lines. If they wanted to, they could wipe Bajor off the map with that kind of firepower

>>84706316
Do you think they lay eggs haha

>>84694030
i used to sometimes catch episodes of tng on tv every now and then. so i decided to just fuck it and download every star trek episode. i tried starting from the original series, but the first episode was just so god damn boring that i just didnt care.

i bailed on that and watched tng entirely. then i think i watched voyager. then i either watched enterprise or deep space 9 afterwards, but i did watch both. with nothing else left, i had no choice but to go back to the original series. so i powered through that awful first episode, which i maintain IS awful. but i found that the rest of the series was actually pretty good. i actually really liked it. but it did suffer near the end like the rest of them.

tos got weird and religious for no reason. literal episode about aliens who believe in jesus christ. tng has wesley becoming a planeswalker. ds9 got really annoyingly racially charged. oh no black man who is successful and never seen a single ounce of discrimination shits himself with anger and righteous fury over slavery 500 years ago, even though he commands a space station belonging to nazis and protects der juden from the third reich. then voyager, well it got weird. enterprise got better though at the end.

>>84706254
>That's an assumption
True, but I think it's a reasonable assumption.

>>84706391
Not only is a Cardassian warship much weaker than a Galaxy-class, it's even weaker than a Nebula-class.

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>walk onto holodeck
>see this
What do?

>>84706501
The Keldon-class warships, that replaced the Galor class, were definitely capable of holding their own against Galaxy class, as seen in sacrifice of angels. Also, like I said, that's extremely generous to Bajor. They aren't going to be manufacturing galaxy class ships. They couldn't even get one built before Cardassia would come and nuke them from orbit.

>>84706520
Throw an autistic shitfit and start looking up Rick Berman and Brannon Braga's personal addresses

>>84706316
there was some bashirfaggot fan fic posted yesterday....and he postulated that they had sheathed cocks

>>84706605
>They couldn't even get one built before Cardassia would come and nuke them from orbit.
Not while Bajor is still in the Federation.

>Federation helps Bajor build a fleet of 100 warships "for exploration"
>Bajor secedes
>goodbye Cardassia

>>84706851
Like Viper RSR? I can deal with that.

>>84706871
>Federation helps Bajor build a fleet of 100 warships "for exploration"
Yeah that wouldn't happen. The federation is more than willing to share replicators, life-saving medical technology and transporters with member worlds. But building ships for them? Fuck no. Every Federation Defense ship is the property of Starfleet and the Federation. If Bajor decided to secede, they would have to somehow gain control of whatever Starfleet ships were in their vicinity, and would now officially be at war with the Federation.

Are you just shitposting at this point?

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>>84706871
>>Federation helps Bajor build a fleet of 100 warships "for exploration"
Ah yes, very plausible premise.

>>84706254
they were decimated in that war..800 millionish losses or what ever it was....a government in shambles...they would be in no postion for war for a long long time imo

>>84697408
>skipping episodes on your first watch
Get the fuck out.

>>84706934
>Are you just shitposting at this point?
I'm not trying to come off as a shitposter, but if that's what's happening then I'll stop.

>>84695533
>TNG movie 1 takes place during season 3 of DS9. You don't need to watch any DS9 for it.
They briefly reference what Lursa and B'etor did in episode 3 of DS9, but it's pretty minor. I'd say the best time to watch Generations is immediately before the S04E01 of DS9- Way of the Warrior. It won't improve your enjoyment or understanding of the film that much, but it'll make the next episode of DS9 make more sense.

>>84704484
>Every episode in every Star Trek series centering around the female officers has been awful.
Duet, you no taste faggot.

>>84705695
Except all the members of the federation is an independent goverment with self determination. The federation isn't some authoritarian government, its a mutual alliance of like minded species. The federation is like the UN in space.

>>84706071
>what if...
Shut up.

>>84706291
>Muh libruls
>Muh conservatives
This is why picard talks about this period in history with such disdain, you meme spouting, cum guzzling retard.

>>84706986
What I meant by that was
>do you not really believe the premise you are arguing for, and deliberately trying to get a rise out of me by being as outlandish as possible?

>>84707147
Um, yeah but each member federation world has to meet certain criteria to even be in the Federation, unlike the UN which will accept corrupt shithole states like North Korea. The Federation is like how the UN started, and it was a much more powerful organization back then. Now it's a joke.

>>84706911
Maybe...his version seemed a little mode subdued and involved Damar seducing Weyoun

>>84707608
>his

>>84706851
I want Bashirfaggot to write more Riker fic

>>84706969
lol shut up nerd. I already made the mistake of watching the episode of Space Zulu kidnap the security officer, I'm not watching other dumb episodes so I can satisfy your personal ritual for watching Star Trek.

>>84693676
>>84693860
>>84693902
Fucking disgusting. The tennis girl is superior

>>84691897
F i r e f l y
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>>84706871
That's not how the Federation works. The military of Federations members are absorbed into Starfleet and members are then totally reliant on them. Hence shit like the Dominion capturing Betazed. I wonder if Lwaxana survived that.

>>84691897
Red Dwarf

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>>84709481
>Betazed
more like Alphazed

>>84709429
Firefly sucks, Joss Whedon is a hack, and Nathan Fillion is overrated

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>>84709568
I think his daughter might be half Klingon

>>84709568
Literally the best Betazed in Star Trek prove me wrong

>>84709645
what show is this? Looks stupid

>>84709632
btw Data is a robot too

>>84709645
Wow, Sons of Anarachy got really weird

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>>84709664
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

It does look stupid, but all faithful Dirk Gently stories are nonsensical until you know the ending.

>>84709664
dirk gently investigations or something

>>84709740
I thought you were takin me for a ride there for a second m8

>>84709740
>implying it's faithful to the books and doesn't fuck up the tone completely

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>>84709797
u wot?

>>84709815
It is, and it doesn't. I bet you haven't even read them, or heard the radio series.

>>84709855
>Max Landis
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84709855
You must not have read them.
The show has the typical Max Landis tone and random wackiness, instead of Adams' satirical tone that extrapolates from the absurdities in life.

>>84710046
Did you think the Hitchhiker's movie was faithful to the tone of the book? Not the plot, the tone. Your response will determine how I evaluate your opinions

>>84710002
What's wrong with him? I can never get a straight answer out of /tv/, everyone just says "hello Max" and pretends nobody has ever heard of Douglas Adams until this guy made the second TV adaptation of Dirk Gently.

>>84710046
You must not have read them.

>random wackiness
>absurdities in life
The same thing, with your prejudice colouring your opinions. Dirk gently is random and wacky until you realise what's going on, if you ever saw the show you must have quit before the reveal at the end, which you didn't know was coming as you'd never read a Dirk Gently novel before.

>>84710149
>until you realise what's going on,
No fuck you. The books aren't LOL HOW RANDOM TEH FUNNEH:
The "random" things satirize things in life.
Take the stuck couch or the idea to make a machine that prays for you.

>>84710119
I watched that movie like a decade ago when it was released.
I barely remember it. Didn't have very strong feelings about it I think.

>>84709632
Firefly is good fun, and there's only 15 or so hours to watch. Which makes it the antithesis to 700 hours of star trek.

>>84710229
No fuck you.

>Take the stuck couch or the idea to make a machine that prays for you
LOL HOW RANDOM TEH FUNNEH. Not satire.

>>84691225
Did it come out already?

>>84710303
Firefly is cringe reddit meme

>>84710338
>simple satire escapes me
Well no wonder you like the show then.

>>84710393
Haha too true, I bet everyone remembers the time they got a sofa stuck on the stairs and bought a machine that prays for you, best satire ever

>>84706952
but they are led by Garak now, that twisted son of a bajoran sex slave would probably trick the bajorans into assaulting the wormhole out of sheer retardation and lies from his part.

>>84710338
>>84710451
I'm not that guy but you're losing the argument here.

>>84699482
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=msrkRdqLCr8

Literally you

>>84710451
Did you never had the problems of some furniture getting stuck and it wouldn't budge no matter you try? That's pretty damn common. And in Adams' usual style he takes it a lot further and even has the computer simulation not being able to come up with the solution.

And to automate praying because the people got too lazy for that and delegate it to a machine like everything else? Do I really have to elaborate on how that's satire?

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>>84691997
i'm in love with admiral cain

>>84710636
Is that Ensign Ro??

>>84710531
That was your argument? Looks like shitposting to me. How would you go about proving that something isn't "LOL HOW RANDOM TEH FUNNEH"? And in case you missed it, I was mostly just copying and pasting his posts.

>>84710664
yes

>>84710677
WEW she did not age well.

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>>84710737
excuse me, mcneck yourself

>>84710814
Rofag? Is that you after all this time?
The mole is still gross and she needs to get it removed

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>>84710737
Someone get this hothead outta here

>>84710843
Rofag must be based to have impeccable taste

>>84704739
Rather fuck a yoga girl who bothers me about smoking but also does sexy yoga in the morning and at night over a girl that runs to the squat rack and has her bf record it and then takes bathroom selfies of her rock hard abs before going off to bench cause nothing is sexier than watching a girls face scrunch up like she's pushing out a 3pound shit to develop muscles shell NEVER use

>>84693860
>>84693676
Lol these girls do this to get a big ass cause they're curveless white burlap sacks so then they do 800 squats and just get man thighs and still no ass so then they stick their butt out as much as possible to show their half a centimeter of cheek growth as if they don't have Dolph Lundgren legs top kek

>>84691897
>no comedy spin-offs
>no parallel choices
Literally fucking retarded.

>>84693860
>so strange that some girls decided to try and get the biggest quads possible
when you have the chest of an 11 year old boy, you do your best with what you're given

>>84693902
All the affirmation seeking of a camwhore, all the testosterone of a chad

>>84697667
When did everyone become niggers?

>>84700866
Star Trek is for children.

>>84709645
Why didn't he just walk up and stab her?
Is this what brits think America is like?
Why did he just stand there? So many questions. Thought it was the shitting dead at first because of how stupid this looks

>>84704231
>SMG
Sarah Michelle Gellar? I'd watch that.

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>>84711483
see >>84703643
>pic related for another nice ass

>>84707597
>certain criteria
They're pretty basic criteria. They need their own technological base to take part in an intergalactic civilization (or extenuating circumstances) and not have slavery or any really blatant "human" rights issues, and agree to not research shit like biogenic weapons.
Planets were allowed to leave the federation whenever they want without a fight. Remember planet rapegangs? They decided to leave the federation and no one gave a shit.

>>84712999
Why does the Federation bully rape gangs?

>>84705555
You can only join the Federation when your technology is already roughly equivalent to Federation levels, and when your society is roughly in line with federation ideals. There are a few episodes in TOS and TNG where they refuse a planet entry because it's not up to snuff.

Deep Space Nine is non-canon.

>>84691336
based giv gf poster

>>84713058
>7 years

>>84713043
They don't. They left them to do their own thing until some federation citizens crash landed there, and then the goal was only about getting their people out of there.

>>84713058
Bajor was a special case that doesn't violate the spirit of the prime directive since the cardassians had already done the damage as far as cultural contamination goes.

>>84711105
>NEVER use
actually kill yourself

>>84713058

bajor was a spacefaring race and candidate for federation membership picard told sisko as much in the pilot..

>>84704231

sorry to break it to you bro the'res a pretty good chance he's getting killed

>>84713058
Yeah nobody in DS9 really cared about the prime directive

>>84691225
Why is it so difficult to just watch it all in order?

>>84713733
I can understand that TOS may looks a bit dry for a modern audience and on various point even TNG got old I mean do you remember the "ugga bugga where de white womyn at ?" episode in the 1st season that was peak Rodenberry and peak akwardness.

>>84691336
Fucking based

>>84713889
Why do you keep giving yourself (You)s? It's not fooling anyone

>>84691225
It's literally impossible to ask this question and the answer not be production order, how could it possibly be anything else? The number one retard filter is any other answer.

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Friendly reminder that Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.

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>>84713058
>>84713421
Bajor was spacefaring long before the pleb earthlings were but the actual requirement is an engine capable of warp drive which I don't think they had until the Federation or Cardassians introduced to them.

>>84713889
>it's another "brainlet retard-pepe poster (You)s himself" episode
kill yourself

>>84714715
this is wrong tho since Earth had spacefaring dinosaurs billions of years ago

>>84714356
You should start with TNG because it's the most accessible and best exemplifies the spirit of Star Trek.

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>>84714715
>>84714750
Sorry but we were spacefaring while you guys were still rolling around in the mud.

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>And this early Armenian convict is none other than (and I quote from his death certificate) Captain Jon "Snooze" (Archer: Snnrk) Archer; gold medallist baked bean gorger of the Arcturus Cluster and International Beagle impregnating consultant.

>>84713967
based samefag boogeyman faggot.
now i'm gonna reply to every post he makes just to trigger faggots like you.

>>84713733
Because there's so much, and with all of that content there has to be some bad episodes that I should know about and not waste my time on

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>>84713133
>>84713889
y-you too~