>the best news I've gotten in forever Did Riley get funding

>>84670852
gun license approved or accepted into a top tier childrens karate tournament

one of those

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>>84670852
>best news I've gotten
Trump wins.

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>best news ever
>last week he tweeted this was the best year of his life
>previous tweet mentioned mew was basically just a washing machine for him
>mew is over the hill
>her ass has gone pancake
>fargo season 3 was a flop
>her career is over
>he's now ripped and at the peak of his masculinity
>can freely beat up as many kids as he wants with his ever increasing kung fu skills
>his career as a filmmaker is going forward, will more than likely direct the biggest blockbuster box office hit of the next few years
>he deleted the break up tweet/picture

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>>84670907
kek
>>84670880
are you saying he's gonna reenact the Fargo finale with live rounds?
BTW they truly managed to make her look like shit in Fargo with the lighting and makeup, makes it believable that her character used to be a prostitute

>>84670983
>his career as a filmmaker is going forward, will more than likely direct the biggest blockbuster box office hit of the next few years
he's too artsy for that, he'll leave that stuff to Michael Bay. I can see him becoming the answer to Nicolas Winding Refn though.

>>84670983
>previous tweet mentioned mew was basically just a washing machine for him
wow this meme of mine really got traction. Admittedly it's probably less than 10 of us autists following the developments of this on /tv/ though.
are you that Ackquille Pollard guy who used it to harrass him? It's one thing to joke about it here but taking it to his twitter isn't cool.

>>84671083
>unironically being a moralfag and whiteknighting for riley on a manchurian wire artisany bulletin board

how many times do you think MEW cucked him?

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>>84671631
On set? Also check out Mr. Wrench using Riley's words
there's also a video she posted where they dance and sing together

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>>84671666
goddamn

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>>84671666
This is Riley's original post. Also checking my satanic trips :^)
>>84671681
get this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVPqpnZlc8H/

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>>84671666
>I will always love you

KEK'D

>>84671750
did you mean kek'd or did you get the word filter treatment?

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>>84671805
both - I was trying to be clever anon!!

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>>84670852
he found out helium tanks have a 24 hour shipping option

>>84671851
kek

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>>84671834
>I cannot wait for the rest of this season. It's gonna keep getting better.
He fucking knew

>>84671893
I like this interpretation, it really subverts the whole idea

>>84672026
Save it, it's all yours my friend

>>84670852
Surgery to get her ovaries fixed.

>>84672834
that ship has long sailed my friendo
Riley Stearns is the new Brendan Fraser except for the alimony part