>This is called the funniest moment in Spiderman homecomi

>>84660315
So Disney is finally doing a Marvel/Star Wars crossover?

>>84660315
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S THAT GUY! YOU KNOW? THAT FUNNY GUY! AND HE'S NOT AT ALL THREATENED BY THE WHITE BOY SUPERHERO HAHAHAA

Is everything in this fucking movie CGI?

>>84660315
Is that a shot at the batvoice?

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>>84660315
The comments are the worst

>>84660315
WHY DOES IT LOOKS THAT FUCKING BAD?!
DIDN'T THEY THROW LIKE 200m INTO THIS SHIT?
ALSO...sorry, did the vid was cut short? or that was supposed to be funny?

>>84660315
Wait, does this mean there's a camrip out?

Donglover still leaning heavy on that whole 'I'm too cool for this' attitude I see.

>>84660445
I think this movie is shit but, Glover is supposed to be a villian so why would he be threated by a twink wearing a colorful gimp suit?

>>84660315
Watching Spider-Man being reduced to this is like having a son...playing catch with him, thinking about giving him the talk to girls...only for him to become something off of tumblr

Why is Hollywood trying to force Glover so hard?

>>84661214
>trying to force him
>supporting role in Star Wars spinoff
>small bit part in Spiderman movie
woah there Hollywood that's way too much dong lover

>>84661465
He went from dumb comedy tv shows to big titles.

>>84661214
nigga makes good music and does alright in movies

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>>84660315
>more parking lots
why?

>>84661591
I'm surprised there weren't 40 cuts of spider-man walking over

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>>84661214
>Why is Hollywood trying to force Glover so hard?
The real question is, why has Hollywood forgot about the real Glover?

>>84660315
FUCK THE MCU SPIDERMAN! BRING BACK GARFIELD AND MAKE AN AMAZING SPIDERMAN 3

>>84660908
you need to go back

what the FUCK
a nigger in my spiderman movie
WE xD

>>84661512
Right, because that's not how every single actor progresses in their career....

You're an idiot.

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I actually thought his movie had some potential but it seems like a few moments of "neat" scenes with the rest being trash.
LOL HE WAS LIKE BATMAN WITH THE VOICE

L O L

O

L

Oh hey it's that black guy who doesn't seem threatening and makes rap music I can identify with as a white kid!

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>>84660860
So this is the power of CGI...

>>84661774
Why now?

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>>84661807
(((Why))) indeed

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84660315
This is so focus tested, it hurts.

>>84661807

It was all tied together with the marketing lead up to Redbone and Get Out. Quite the scheme actually and it might work since he even went so far as to create controversy over the music shit. They are putting in some good effort on this.

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>>84661807
>>84661862
wtf dropped

>>84661913

His manager is Larry Goldstein.

>>84661913
lel

>>84660315
camrip when? I'm not paying for this shit

Reminds me a lot of this scene

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wtClC8fslWI

only worse

>>84662082
>I'm not paying for this shit
and yet my friend who loves the Sam Raimi movies is going to ask me to go see this cos he wants to have hope it will resemble those... I can guarantee it won't

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>>84662113
If this wasn't a comedic scene but was actually directed to be dark like the lighting in this car makes Spiderman to be (out for revenge for the murder of his uncle - despite uncle ben's death in ASM1 was stupid) then this scene would have had heaps more potential.

Dam.

>>84662164
Garfield made a fantastic Spider-man, too bad he was such a lame Peter Parker. That and everything else in his movies were lame.

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>>84662113
I loved the ASM1 costume - probably a bit more than the ASM2 one because those golden like eyes were magnificent! A shame the movie was very average.

10/10 I am still thinking of buying an action figure of this costume. The Garfield extra head sculpt looks cool.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>84660315
lol I get it, he's black.

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>>84662252
>Garfield made a fantastic Spider-man
I agree. I would have cared more for ASM1 if they had actually cast the Dr Connor actor from the Sam Raimi films.

Anyone seen him in Halloween? He really deserved to be the Lizard.

>>84662364
I think the actor for The Lizard was fine, just a victim of shitty writing like everyone else in the movie.

>>84662164
I feel that the comedy actually works though. Without it, it would've just felt like a straight rip off of the first Batman scene in Begins. It speaks volumes about spidey's character, and shows what sets him apart from other capers. The TASM flicks were trash, but had some truly great scenes in them, this being one

>>84662252
>too bad he was such a lame Peter Parker.
He played a very awkward school guy very well

>>84662448
He wasn't awkward at all, he was a cocky asshole and one of the first things he does is embarrass Chad at basketball.

>>84662447
At least TASM movies tried to be serious. Homecoming is just going to be str8 up quips

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-KZkDL3uM0

>>84662483
>he was a cocky asshole
I am pretty sure some loners get cocky and frustrated (even tho most keep to themselves)

>>84662448
He was a cool hip twinkboi, not an awkward nerdy.

>>84662519
>A shitty CGI suit when we had a suit like this
I know the Homecoming suit was practical when they were filming but obvious is obvious they CGI'd over it

Or whatever digital cameras they are using, it makes the suit look so fake due to how bright it is

>>84662539
>He was a cool hip twinkboi
Well he did listen to pop music unlike Bruce Wayne in Gotham who listens to metal so you have a point

>>84662483
That was after he got the powers, and he ended up suffering for it, since everyone else realised he was a dick. Before that though, he was a realistic nerd. Never made eye-contact, sucked at conversation, not very initiative, didn't stand up to himself, etc. There's no reason why Oarker would ever be on the bottom of the social spectrum in Honecoming, in fact, he'd be one of the chad's, albiet one of the tag-alongs, but still a chad

>>84662565
It has that constant slight fuzz/glow that is just noticeable enough to remind you that it's not real. Really bugs me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nkboMqYhSA

>>84661790
>BDrip vs shitty youtube trailer

I think that is a bad comparison, not that I'm defending the horrible Homecoming CGI, but definitely at least wait for a decent quality vid.

Andrew Garfield was funnier.

>>84660315

>42 seconds

35 seconds too long, pass

>>84662613
Still looks better than the suit in homecoming, which somehow looks WORSE than the one in the upcoming PS4 game

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>>84662654
Here is a close up of the Homecoming suit from a trailer and this is how it will look in cinema

>>84662632
>an onion review has the famous line but the official movie doesn't

I laughed and then I cried

>>84662756
I was talking about the Homecoming suit.

So this is why they went with raised webbing

>>84662632
Is he /ourguy/?

>>84662760
Aside from the black lines they added, I like this suit

>>84662782
My bad then

>>84662632
This guy unironically does great reviews.
https://youtu.be/ogx_24aoRpg

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>>84662880

>>84663150
This looks so fucking bad holy shit how did Marvel fuck it up worse than The Amazing Spider-Man?

>>84663150
>>84662760
I really don't like the moving eyes, however I liked how they tried to simulate the classic style eyes.

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Better Call Saul leak.

Looks like Tuco fucks him up real bad.

>>84661175
Nailed it. How can they misunderstand this character this badly?

They managed to give Deadpool animated eyes and facial expressions without doing total CGI when it's not even needed.

>>84660315
this is American humour?

>>84663409
Begs the question of what exactly do they think people want in a spider-man movie? The answer seems to be Iron Man and CGI.

>>84662113
>the cop just starts shooting

americans will defend this

>>84663440
It's weird because normies love quips and Spider-man is the original quipmaster. It should be fucking easy.

nah. aunt may catching peter and saying what the fuck got the most laughs.

>>84663550
That's all I've ever wanted in a spider-man movie. Not 50 fucking origin stories.

Zendaya is MJ. the black chick is vultures daughter and he finds out peters identity but peter saves him from an explosion and he keeps it a secret.

spideys suit has a JARVIS AI named Karen who sounds like she wants to fuck peter.

>>84662113
amazing spiderman was horrible, this scene is beyond cringe. talk to me when you have a deep film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPN1BvR02Xo

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>>84660315

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LITTLE

>>84663704
This is great except for the hair and dark eyeliner

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>>84662447
Whoever wrote that understands where most good comedy comes from - anger and aggression. Spidey *is* pissed in that scene, but the humor is a coping mechanism, sort of a release valve.

It's when Spidey shuts up that you're in trouble. It's wonderful to me how his snark and his jokes keep him human and relatable, but the instant he goes silent, the suit with all its bright primary colors transforms him from the laughing prankster to a clown in the moonlight.

All that subtlety and nuance has obviously been focus-grouped right the fuck out of this garbage, though.

someone said there was a elsa cameo, i thought they were lying but theres a girl in the prom scene with white hair and a blue dress who looks like elsa.

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>>84662632

>The Spider Man

It's just Spider Man okay? there's no "The".

>>84663815
yeah

>>84662632
kek

>>84663815
Spiderman 2 had pretty much Quipless Spiderman, and Spiderman 1 had only a few, yet they're the best superhero movies of all time.

>>84660315
>I'm a male!
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A NOT-MALE? Fuck white people and fuck drumpf.

>>84662632
This review does Spidey snark better than nu-Spidey does.

>>84663704

God dammit. Spider-Man 3 had so many fun bits like this that it could have been right there in overall quality with the first two. A little more editing in the script and taking away a few needless characters would have served it so well. I just rewatched the trilogy over the weekend and even with 3's faults there was a sense of fun and originality. Nothing from the MCU matches these.

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>>84663704
I hate both TASM movies with passion they were horrible, but this scene is pure kino, they were just about to get Spidey back in the track when they got canned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAE5aAYc5Cs

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>>84663698
>female AI flirting with Peter
is this true? that's kinda hot

>>84664059
Jennifer Connolly does the voice.

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>>84663855
I remember playing this game back in 2001 at K-Mart when they used to have those game stations. I did the same with the Fellowship of the Ring game. Good times

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Why do these Marvel movies look so fucking drab, holy shit. I cannot figure out how they turned something as bright and colorful as comic books and turned it into this washed-out grey bullshit.

>>84664031
Spiderman 3 gets way too much hate. Its a decent movie
All they need to do was
>Either have Sandman or Venom the villain, not both
>No Gwen, even with the excuse of Dunst not returning, Gwen's story made no difference, and the way they ended it wouldn't have really led into another relationship well
>Put in some of the cut Venom scenes (Black suit breathing
>No amnesia
>No Butler
>More scenes of the black suit tempting Peter

>>84664102
>And as it turns out, the actress responsible for voicing that AI is quite a distinguished name in the entertainment industry. In a new interview with EW, director Jon Watts revealed that the AI – whom Peter later names “Karen” in the film – is voiced by none other than Oscar-winner, Jennifer Connelly. In an interesting twist as well, Connelly already had a bit of an indirect connection to the MCU prior to Homecoming, since she’s married to none other than Jarvis/The Vision himself, Paul Bettany, a connection that Watts admits he was aware of:

“Yes, it’s Jarvis’ wife. It’s cool, right?”

neat

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>>84663720
>Not Raptorjesus version
Mildly angry

>>84663150
Making the hole between his eyes round instead of an oval makes him look like Sphincter-Man.

There are genuinely funny moments in the film.
Especially if you take into account that this is really marketed towards teens.

The Michael Keaton comedic scenes are actually great though.

>>84664135
>Buzzfeed presents:10 thing you didn't know about Spiderman Homecoming

>>84664135
Jennifer Connelly also plays Betty Ross in the first Hulk movie, she was replaced by Steve Tyler in the sequel-reboot

>>84664194
Keaton is a genuinely scary villain. the car scene had me on edge

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>>84664194
>>84664231

>>84664231
>that fucking scene where he found out that peter was that asshole fucking with him
shit was tense

>>84660315

wait is he only in this because that one joke he did ten years back on stand up about him trying to be spider man?

>>84664261
What's Jewish about liking objectively best Batman?

>>84664055
I agree. Him reaching out and connecting with people on the street was a great touch.

>>84664302
are you not aware of the reddit and tumblr campaign to get him cast as miles?

>>84661591
a parking lot seems to make sense for this scene at least

>>84663970
I know. That's why my perfect Spidey movie would be Tugboat as Parker, Garfield as Spidey, and Raimi making tumblrinas cry.

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>my names michelle but my friends call me MJ

really?

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>>84664430
who cares they've done Gwen and MJ its time for Big Breast Hardy

>>84664477
I actually think shes in it, shes the girl who looks like elsa

Betty Brant does the school news show.

>>84664430
Seriously?

Is she really MJ?

>>84661214
They recognize the genius of Derrick Comedy

>spiderman gets his ass kicked for two hours
Wow, another shitty spiderman movie. Why am I not surprised?

>>84664509
her friends call her MJ but she's not mary jane because her name is Michelle

>>84660315
who is Glover playing in this movie?

>>84664631
a street thug

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>>84664509
I'm like 100% sure she can pull the look, no idea why they made her look bad and ugly during this movie.

>>84664592

Dont forget that he wont have his spider sense. Fucking kikes keep ruining him.

>>84664640
Liking a clown over au naturalle

>only 3 black characters in the movie
>1 is a thug who does robberies
>one loses her father because he goes to jail
>another is a ciminal with electrical powers

didnt know raimi was involved.

>>84664640
No, she can't because she's black and Mary Jane is white

>>84664640
because she can't act and they told her to look like an outcast. So in her head looking like an outcast means squinting and having your head lean back

>>84664675
You forgot the gym teacher.

>>84664650
its fucking retarded. he cant even sense when someone is near him, fat asian kid and then aunt may catch him in his spidey costume

>>84664650
>no spider sense
This can't be true, it's like taking away Superman's heat vision.

>>84664675
>that aunt may speech mirroring the one Ben said before he died
fucking Raimi does it again

funniest bit was the conversation about the death star next to the lockers when you think Peter is going to go one way and then he says "that is so cool"

>>84661553
>makes good music

Lmao

>>84662113
Why did they make him so annoying

>>84660315
This is so fucking bad, oh my God.

>>84664750

Speaking with CinemaBlend, director Jon Watts explained why, detailing that the goal was to depict the character differently, and show audiences something they hadn’t seen over the franchise’s 15-year history.

“I feel like we have seen a lot of Spider-Sense in the previous films,” he said, “so we didn’t really lean into that as hard as they have in the previous films. But I do think it is a really interesting thing to explore.”

>>84663407
so he's scorpion already knew that and didn't expect him to be in much of the movie

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>>84662519
>We will have to wait until Warner Brothers or Fox buys out Sony before we can get a Spider-Man this endearing again

>>84664509
yeah its michael jackson

>MJ refuses to enter the Washington Monument because slaves built it
Is this true?

>>84665014
yes

>>84664882

>Stark knows his secret
>"Ned" knows his secret
>Toomes knows his secret
>Aunt Milf knows his secret

Too bad that what they wanted to show us is a Spidey so bad at keeping a secret that half the borough knows who he is by the end of his first film.

>>84662519
fuck I forgot how good this was
So many good elements here
>Parker luck in full force
>Street performer singing about Spider-Man
>Elevator dialogue like something straight out the comics
He really nailed the New York aspect too, it actually feels like the city.
TASM was shot in Cali. Homecoming was shot in Atlanta.

>>84662760
This looks like something you can buy at Target.

>>84661640
Because he is LITERALLY to old for this shit?

>>84662113
is spider-man this much a cunt in the comics? Toby was nowhere near this mean or annoying.

>>84665057
Ned will fuck Peter up because that fucking fat autistic cunt wants to be popular

>>84661640
He's too busy crying over his dead commie friends like Hugo Chavez

>>84660315
Donald Glover is literally R3ddit: the actor

>>84664650
This is the single worst offender of the movie. Nevermind that not a single one of his friends are cool, that not a single chick is hot, that not once he did something smart, that all his superpowers are Ironman's doings. But they also had to take his spidersense.

>>84661807
What do you mean "why now?" He's been working in the business for years. Something you have to realize is that comedy (yes, he's been working in comedy for years and got his start thanks to Tina Fey) is very eltist and cliques form around different groups. If you went to NYU, like Donald, that's a clique that will get you gigs. Groundlings? Another clique that will land you acting jobs. Those elitists groups have a lot influence in show business because they stick together and help each other out in getting roles. Donald has been working on a lot of projects ever since he got into the business and a lot of them are successful, so of course he's going to get bigger and better roles.

>>84662632
>Click the link
>See Stuckmann's retarded autistic face in the related watchlist...
>Close window without seeing the actual review.

>>84660315
>Activate lynching mode

I thought Raimi didn't work on this?

>>84665341

it was a joke review

>>84662962
high level satire

>>84661790
Both of these look like fucking trash compared to the Raimi originals. It boggles my fucking mind how far backward they've moved with the CGI

>>84665473
raimi was an actual suit.

>>84665367
Like Stuckman's reviews...

>>84665356
They had to cut it due to YouTube policy, but the next scene has the black man hanging from a tree in Central Park. I think they're just bullshitting when they say Raimi didn't work on this film.

>>84665507
Even the shots that were CGI look better than the PS3-tier trash in the new movie.

>>84664430
Why does she make that face
It just makes her look ugly

>>84664430
She looks like the "Before" picture of a dog found on the side of the road.

>>84663493
>just starts shooting
>tells him to stop moving
>start going toward him
>waaaaa why does the cop shoot

>>84661465
he was also in The Martian.
Nigger.

>>84664194
>The Michael Keaton comedic scenes are actually great though.
If your movie villain is a REAL villain and not some joke villain, then there should be NO funny scenes with them at all.

The only exceptions to this rule are the Joker and the Violator Clown from Spawn.

>>84660315
Son, that's not the funniest scene in the movie. That goes to Captain America's stinger at the very end.

>>84667848
Some people were legit mad. Good troll.

>>84661032
Because he can be restrained by him

>>84665145

Spider-Man is a complete prick