>it's a "Ronnie orders a hamburger and milkshake" episode
shes got them emilia clarke arms
Spic genes are kicking in.
She is lovely. How do I get a girlfriend like her?
giv thicc arm gf
she makes my dick go super size if ya get what i mean
she makes me horny is what i meant
>>84661402
What was his fucking problem?
>>84661434
I don't understand
>>84660586
No giv poster no. Not based. You're better than this
>>84661565
leave giv poster alone you son of a bitch
>>84659521
Thrown down your daily diet OP?
Weight? BMI?
>>84659521
who is this burrito blower?
>>84659521
>its a ronnie sits on my face until i die episode
>>84661402
Is that one of the twins from Suite Life of Zach and Cody?
>>84661674
So you died from your skull being crushed in due to the weight?
>>84661402
kek is this what the Archie comics were like? I always assumed from the covers that it was generic high school drama type material.
Hold it you dummies
>its a ronnie fucks a nigger episode
dropped it after that
>>84661609
based giv poster should not like fat chicks. he's too good for them
>>84661756
>Archie
>drama
m8
>>84660538
>spic genes kicking in
>lovely.
She's too old anon, in another few years she'll look like an old faded beach ball with sandy skin.
>>84661756
Yea the comics were just like this. They were faithful to the source material.
>>84661798
what did they mean by this?
>>84661402
The fuck?
Why is moose killing someone?
I don't watch the show.
>>84662157
Talked shit about Midge
>>84661402
>mfw people think massaging someones chest will actually help them start breathing again
Shitty procedural cop shows will be the end of us all.
>>84662353
Cpr aint hard honestly. Actually as a dude that just took a CPR class its scary to me how easy it is to compress and decompress the chest.
>>84661674
THIS
>Ronniefags
Top kek.
>>84662081
i...is that cum?
>>84662651
Ronnie > Polly > Betty > Josie > Cheryl
>>84662666
Maple syrup.
>>84662666
Canadian cum
>>84662719
>Josie > Cheryl
Kys
Serpent Slut
>>84662752
>>84662766
whats the context behind that maple on the pic though?
>>84662651
good taste my lad
>>84662815
The popular jocks lie to get into girls pants and rate them afterwards, the town they live in known for producing maple syrup so they cover the girls pictures in maple syrup.
>>84662651
why her hips so low? how many kids she shat out?
>>84662772
>>84662830
this is all I can think of when I see her
>>84661565
that is an imbostor, trust me on this
t. knower
>>84663274
thank you knower, my faith was shaken but now restored
>>84663274
Is it cause the actual giv poster is a Bettyfag?
>>84661691
Yes
>>84663342
yes
>>84663341
yw yw :3c
>>84659521
I hope she shows her pussy
>>84661791
>>84662808
>that feel when no germanic lili gf
>>84659521
Just poop in my mouth already tbqh
Its canon
>>84661402
Ahhh, the sweet innocence of 1950s Archie comics.
>>84660538
just be yourself
>>84661659
Why?
what episode OP???
>>84664081
>lili
>lili REINHART
wagner and hitler would approve
even strauss
>>84665884
Someone post the dark Betty webm
>>84666002
>>84662353
The chest compression keep oxygenated blood circulating to the brain, got nothing to do with them breathing,
>>84662157
>>84662353
>>84664770
In case of you dumb faggots actually thinking this is real,the clip is editied to look like Archie is beating the woman up. In the actual episode, the girl in the clip is stuck underneath the ice and Archie has to break it using his fists and pulls her up. Fucking idiots.
https://youtu.be/rXqeO_POBb0
>>84668505
nofun.jpg
>>84668505
the funniest part of that is how they just leave her alone after that and don't go the hospital for a checkup and psychiatric observation. And then everyone is surprised when she burns down her house lel
>>84669036
Are they? I don't remember them being surprised she burnt it down. I don't think they covered it
>>84669512
I meant it as a figure of speech, it was one of the last scenes, there couldn't have been any reactions from the main cast
>>84670030
wait, she's slim again? DROPPED
>>84661402
>tfw I went to highschool with the guy who plays Archie
>tfw seeing him making bank on this shitty cw show
>tfw still havent finished uni even tho I'm two years older than him
>>84670078
It was before the hamburgers.
>>84670030
Looks like a bobblehead.
Whenever this guy shows up the whole shit turns into highs school musical. Such a shame, the show would be so much better without him.
>inb4 archie comic fans reply to this post
is this show good
>>84670507
yeah not only is he completely unlikable, he also ruins the otherwise surprisingly good pacing and plot with his shitty music stand-ins every episode. Glad he got cucked out of betty
>>84670552
Imagine if an autist saw this parody trailer and tought it was serious and decided to make a serious tv series out of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djRAiiFlCy8
At least they have hot chicks/guys in it so it's not a total failure.
>>84670877
Incredible how even though this is a parody trailer, they still managed to make the show even more angsty
>>84670507
>>84670809
Whats the matter, triggered by Chad again?
I (kind of) know KJ Apa irl. He was in my brothers class at primary school. He's not at all like his character irl. He's more of a drama geek type. Smart too, but terrible at sports, counter to what you might assume from the show.
>>84670992
wtf happened in the last 6 years for people to think something that was a joke (how about if Archie was an angty over-the-top teen drama lol) is actually a good idea to make for real and even more angsty?
>>84671150
the archie reboot
>>84661402
I see he went to Jack's CPR class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKHrtIPCe-0
>>84671264
Wasn't that bad. Even the angsty shit like Grundy being sick and Moose almost hitting Midge was tempered by Archie-like humor and compassion and HOPE.
>>84662808
DELETE THIS
>>84671150
tumblr and shipper culture exploded
>>84671545
Not sure it's that related. I'm a shipper myself and I don't go for angty shit like that. Only young teens starting out at fanfics go for that shit and they usually only do that sort of thing for a very short (and cringey) time.
>>84670109
You're Australian?
>Tfw the same age as KJ Apa and I've never had a job
>>84671920
I thought he was a sheep shagger
>>84662719
>Cheryl
>not best girl
>>84660538
Open up a taco stand
>>84659521
God I'm so happy chokers have become popular again.
>>84672662
Im-fucking-plying it isn't Betty
>>84672837
can confirm betty best girl
t. knower
>>84672884
Damn straight
>>84667662
>Negro gets fresh with women and tries to BLACKED them
>Girls band together at night to show him his place and crush him under their heels
how is this show so based?
>>84672884
Betty was always best girl, only showplebs seem to think otherwise
>>84661659
Legit one of the most pathetic post Ive read on 4chan. Noticed this kind of shit lately, they must have sent the tumblr taskforce.
>>84673164
>filename
>>84661402
Jesus Raimi
>>84661791
>>84662808
>>84664081
>>84667662
>>84667743
>>84672837
>>84672931
>>84673164
>>84673538
Wow what a slut
>Best girl is still a virgin
>Archie fucked it up with Val
I am STILL MAD
>>84661756
This is light for Archie
>>84673738
No he didn't, they had sex in the last episode
>>84673838
Nigga that was Veronica not Valerie
>>84673704
Don't worry, she's gonna get GINGERED soon
>>84673676
>>84674053
That knife looks like the bait fish
>>84674086
> comic
What the hell are you talking about is there a Riverdale comic book?
>>84674219
Nigger how have you never read an Archie comic?
But what does Midge look like. She still short haired qt?
>>84674086
>>84674252
They haven't shown her yet. We know she exists cause she was in the football team's book though
>>84674053
>>84674086
>>84674129
>>84674284
>>84673904
The wedding is a dream of Archie where he realizes that he wants the blonde. Prepare for even more angsty relationship drama (jugheadxbetty is too cute though, pls don't break up)
so this shit is better enjoyed with the mute on right?
>>84661756
yea, they always try to subvert your expectations which is what led to their popularity
>>84670507
Archie is a base used to lead to more interesting characters around him.
>>84674330
It's not. It's him of dreaming Fred getting shot. There's a video of him jumping infront of a gun man in the fake dream.
Reminds me of Peter Parker in Pleasantville
>>84674053
She's a slut
>>84673904
Fuck off. He already has Veronica and Cheryl.
>>84674647
a dream can have multiple messages you know
>>84674703
*teleports behind you*
silence or you will b sileneced
>>84674757
>*teleports behind you*
>those arms
man she's going to blow up in a few years
>>84674742
betty and archie are so obviously endgame, the whole first episode establishes that
I want an episode where the entire plot is Betty and Veronica trying to one up each other for Archie's attention
>>84674745
>dad getting shot = want to bang the blonde now
Best girl deserves better.
>>84674835
>my nigga Jug is gonna get cucked eventually
Why must he suffer?
>>84674817
*smirks*
heh, you fell for my decoy. amateur
>>84674858
correct, best girl deserves better than a twig with daddy issues
>>84674858
w-why is she wearing a natsoc hoodie
>>84674880
it'll all work out for him, he's gonna get with best girl Sabrina and get magical penis enhancement
>>84674890
Implying that wasn't part of my plan.
>>84674964
Sabrina is getting with Cheryl.
>>84674999
bullshit
>>84675044
otp right there
>>84674966
nice gun, now watch me cut it in half with my katana
>>84675044
>tfw no betty gf
>>84675181
>>84663235
>a ginger with downs has more game than you
Time to throw in the towel fellas, I give up
>>84674923
Wizard World Comic Con is Natsoc?
>>84675252
It's a well known front, yes.
>>84675164
Not so fast, amigo.
>>84675124
>people want to see them break up
Fucking plebs I swear.
>>84675164
Don't you mean Dogana?
>>84675370
mostly tumblr probably, they despise pure, nondegenerate het couples
>>84675342
heh, its a dog eat dog world, but i've got a craving for monkey
>>84675447
It's the most popular pairing there though. Not even the slash ships had reached that popularity.
>>84675470
>craving for monkey
>>84675617
why the fuck can't Archie make up his mind, goddamn dude
>>84661756
archie comics
>COLORS
tv show
>hey snyder, we need help with color grading
>MAKE EVERYTHING FUCKING GRIMDARK!
fuck cw.
>>84675798
also lensflares out the ass
>>84675738
He just didn't know there was anything going on between them.
>>84672837
>>84672931
>>84673164
>>84673538
>>84673704
>>84673904
>>84674742
>>84674858
>>84675370
>heroic proportions
>blonde
>clear blue eyes
>cute
>great smile
She needs to be cast as DCEU Supergirl quick.
>>84675798
tb.h it reminds me of Bate Motel with the contrast of the semi light audio and the semi dark visuals
>>84675699
>dubs
>filename related
>>84675874
ummmmmmmmmmm excuse me you fucking racist but everyone knows supergirl should be a disabled trans muslim POC
>>84675798
Its actually well shot and lit though. The colorful comics compliment the dramaless tone that the show doesn't have. I feel like people who actually like Archie comics would like the show and understand you cant have an interesting series based on hundreds of short comics where nothing happens everything is based on one gag.
i want jughead x veronica soon. that's my otp nigga
>>84676225
they exchanged around four sentences over the course of last season
>>84661402
What's he punching at?
>>84676225
Disgusting
>>84676400
Cheryl jumped into the lake so Archie hulk smashed sheets of ice to get her out
>>84676371
>>84676445
the other couples are so boring
jughead x veronica would be interesting
>>84676400
god
>>84676225
>>84676489
why would he fuck a used goods roastie when he has a virgin gf right out of the 50s?
>>84676489
You a girl?
>>84676552
i think veronica's hotter
>>84676578
She's better with Reggie desu.Jug should stick with Betty or Sabrina instead.
>>84667743
>sweaty tits
Into the trash it goes.
>>84676694
seriously not based post friend. forced as fuck.
>>84676694
if you wouldn't lick betty's tit sweet then you don't know SHIT about television or film
>>84675044
I WANT A GF SO BAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>84659521
I want to bite her flabby arms.
>>84676749
tinder is your friend, even uggos get pussy there
>>84677461
uggos like what?
Like me? Im handsome, but im shy as fuck.
>>84677461
I am on Tinder but
>asian
>>84677605
take an ssri, you'll lose your social anxiety after a few weeks
>>84678039
what is an ssri?
>>84678276
a type of antidepressant
>>84677705
lol
that's even worse than being a white boi
>>84678583
I dont have social anxiety, just im too shy with woman.
>>84678708
daz rite
>>84660538
Have a nice jaw, nice chin, don't be a manlet.
Have nice hair, no balding.
Money helps.
>>84659521
Hmm
>>84676784
I want to slice them off and fry them up with some salt and pepper.
>>84678947
>mah home room sloot
>>84679109
human flesh is salty to begin with...
>>84679126
what is it about Brazilian girls that just oozes sex?
Why is this till up?
I wonder how THICC she can get before the network says something to her.
>Hitler did nothing wrong
>>84679376
their penis
There's some pretty prime braless Lili in a white tee shirt on Madeline's IG story right now FYI.
>>84678947
how much panty is in show?
>>84679470
>small time, lil nigga
>>84679524
lots
>>84679506
geez she might genuinely be autistic
>>84673164
>ronnie's elbows
They're like little buttholes.
>>84679679
More likely just playing it up to get us losers to love her more.
>>84659521
I physically need her to push a brown burrito out of her ass into my waiting mouth, choking me to death
>>84673164
>tattoos
DROPPED immediately
>>84679893RonRon has some too ;__;
>>84661963
>Fox and The grapes: The post
>>84679960
She could shit grapes into my mouth any day
>>84679886
>>84679531
wtf im a member of the national socialist german workers party now
>>84680069
>>84680115
that make up wtf
>Heil Hitler
>>84680680
>ywn be her untermensch slave cattle
;_;
>>84680680
>slavic gray eyes
Hmm
>>84680798
don't you EVER post that again OR ELSE
>>84680798
>Slavic
>German heritage
This is why i go to the gym or jogging 6 days a week. Why I go to the tanning saloon once a week and, and got a bathmate.
That's the kinda guy you have to look like to get a girl like her.
>>84680857
>german heritage
Berlin rape during WWII
>>84680903
How do you fix the crippling autism tho? asking for myself (not a friend)
>>84680857
She's slav bro.
>>84680933
>>84680978
>>84680680
>>84680857
Reminds me so much of my fucking ex, makes me want to die
>>84680933
>>84680978
>Lili Reinhart
>REINHART
>a slav
>>84680948
I don't know man. I'm in school and I work as a waiter currently. This job really destroyed my social fears. My social skills are decent now. When I've finished this self-improvement road I migt return to noormiedoom.
Try getting a job as a waiter, it's not great money and it's mostly weekdns, but it's a tolerable workplace desu. Then you share cigarettes with your coworkers out in the back and talk.
>>84680903
I am too old, though.
I will never experience a teenage love.
>>84680948
exercise in general is good for social anxiety since it gets you in shape and makes you much more comfortable in your own skin
>>84681021
goway norman
Looks like Ronnie gain more weight.
>Ronnie approaches
>>84680903
>tanning saloon
HOWDY PARTNER, SADDLE ME UP FOR A 30 MINUTE LIE N' FRY
>>84680069
BLEACHED
>>84680903
>doing cardio
>getting tanned
never going to make it
>>84681147
>>84680903
>>84680857
>be a woman
>Be pretty
>had depression
Why is this allowed?
>>84685050
She wasn't very social and hated school.
>>84661791
>Jughead doesn't say "piss off, roastie" and flip the cake over
>>84685434
Why she hated schhol?
SHE looks like a politely girl, why she has no firends.
>>84685955
>hated school
>few friends
>loves tendies
Reminds me of a board on this site..
>>84686347
Is she happy now?
Does she live a normal life, right?
>be hot girl
>vaginas have no refractory period
>Super sensitive by default
>NOT spending all your time in the shower fucking yourself senseless with the oscillating shower head
>>84686656
go on..
>>84659521
>>84661402
>watching a tv show just for the women
porn exists
>>84686656
>have period every month.
no thank you
>>84687324
Blood makes decent lube
>>84686831
Porn's just not the same. I need some semblance of an emotional connection before I fap
>>84688149
>lube that quickly coagulates
even plentiful amounts of blood will clot up with enough friction
>Ronnie is bi
>Cheryl a lesbian
>Betty is straight
>>84688301
kek you've never tried it.
I love menstrual sex, no fore play
>>84688149
eww gross blood is for drinking not sex
>>84688500
>implying no red wings
unfortunately, wrong. your bitch must got a heby fwoa
>>84688546
Shoo shoo vampire
>>84688584
She gets wet eventually, stupid virgin can't believe this place kek
>>84688602feed me pale slutty necks
>>84688414
So Cheryl rims Ronnie while Ronnie pegs Betty?
Get
>>84686509
She's an actress now, her life is not normal.
>>84689372
>>84679893
The arrow is for mental health awareness since she's had depression
>>84680141
>>84692360
10/10
>>84688414
>Cheryl a lesbian
she wanted the archie d badly though
>>84693179
some rumors say, she had a incest relationship with her brother.........
god I want a qt crazy girl to stick my dick into like betty
>>84660586
FUCKING FRAUD FUCK OFF YOU FAKE
>>84663274
Based
>>84678884
>Have nice hair, no balding.
Shit, I was too close.
>>84679470
he goofed a few things up pretty bad
>>84685050
>had depression
>had
lol you don't lose depression dingus, you just gotta bury deep deep down inside and get a routine and distract yourself and keep the engine grinding
>>84694790
sad but true
>>84694790
some people recover from depression.
When you keep doing the things that led you to depression, that's when you come back.
>>84688301
>>84688584
Embarrassing when social science kids try to talk about scientific aspects. Also when virgins perpetuate their memes.
Period sex is just as good. No coag, no bullshit. Stop talking about things you have zero knowledge about virgin.
>>84680680
>Born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio
>53.2% black population
No wonder she hated school, she was probably harassed daily by young bucks.
>>84695687
>be blonde
>hates niggers
thefuck is wrong with her?
>>84659521
>we had many milkshakes that night
How the fuck does someone have many of those things?
I think I'd feel shit about myself drinking one, and the disgust from that much sugar
Ew
>>84695810
i like how in this webm the redheaded gal is holding her leg in a stretchy sex way
>>84695810
Cheryl Blossom makes me erect
>>84695810
What a stunning plot in this scene.
>>84676061
But anon, that's Ms. Marvel
>>84668505
What the fuck, in what episode is the father of the kid who died arrested? I thought that was the end.
>>84696277
Episode 12
>>84679470
Hitler invaded Russia in the winter without proper logistics and sanctioned the Halt Order in Dunkirk.
He was also a shitty painter.
>>84696294
Great, I have another episode of Riverdale kino to watch.
>>84696359
What Clips4Sale video is this?
>>84696381
Betty Idol and Veronica Flores: Father's Day
>>84696297
August is not a winter month last I checked
>>84696417
Point conceded but he's still a shitty painter.
>>84696381
>C4S
>not ManyVids
>>84696657
MV is literally a treasure trove
A treasure trove of sore dick
>>84675181
;_;
>>84698218
hot
so who i have to kill to get a betty gf?
>>84698218
pfft gay
>>84662772
She's like a sexy fish
>>84699026
Yourself
>>84696381
Clearly missax, they even do the kiss
>>84680141
>when the chicken wings show up
>>84689372
God I would give anything to rim Ronnie's thicc butt.
>This thread is still up
So this is the power of waifus
>>84699777
You joke but chicken wings are great
>>84659521
why is she such a fatty?
>>84700820
You think mods are Ronniefags or Bettyfags?
>>84701129
Mods are jerking it too much to care
>>84701129
The mods watch cuck porn exclusively
>>84698218
>their boobs *almost* touch
nothing can be perfect I guess
>>84701217
So they're Jugfags?
>>84701383
Jug cucked Archie tho
>>84701901
>implying Jug won't get cucked by Archie
Archie/Betty are endgame. That's fairly obvious