>Have the ability to create any waifu >Produce this blunder

are you gay? fag

>>84659491
t. insecure baldlet

>>84659491
She looks good, doubly so if you spend all day on a dirty tunnel ship

>>84659491
>Have the ability to create any waifu
>Creates a bitch with no hips and no ass

>>84659613
It was a different time.

>>84659491
She's stunning you retard.

>>84659613
>>84659491
Why didn't mouse fly the girl in the red dress to the Matrix? Instead we have to watch 3 movies of Neo carrying Trinity on foot to the end of the matrix.

I don't understand.

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>>84659613

>But look at those tiddies maine

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tbqh, I get OP's point
Red girl is hot and all, but he could've gone for something more... well, more. Like this demoness IE

>>84659780
speaking of no hips and no ass

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>>84659491
No but /tv/ does

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>>84659958
I beg to differ
Or maybe it depends on the pic...
Anyway, whatever, she's not my waifu, I just think she's fuckable

>>84660228
Damn thiccccccccccccccccc

>>84660046
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>>84659685
white americans still prefer tits. but 40% of the population is non-white so of course that sways america into "preferring ass" in that one chart.

>>84659685
Have you ever had you dick pounded reverse cowgirl but some slut with a big ass and thicc thighs? Probably not, I'm thinking.

>>84659491
I like the sexy 1940's look. I'll bet he gave her a sexy little bush to go with it. Not a rainforest but a neatly kept little muff.

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>>84659491
patrician's choice

>>84660476
What was he purchasing?

>>84660476
nuclear missile codes

>>84662631
if you look its the same people walking both directions, the wachowskis used exclusively twins for the background extras so there's two of everyone

the point was neo didn't notice because of tiddies

>>84663606
did you know in goodfellas that the woman playing danny devitos mother is actual the mother of the director, matthew scorcheese

>>84660228
>posts picture of thighs

dumb

>made my gf watch matrix for first time last week
>had to explain Mouse was fucking her and selling her to others

>>84660046
Women were a mistake

>>84659613
mouse is barely a teenager, of course he's fixated on the pleb shit

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>>84660228

>>84660357

white girls are for missionary position only, why should we care about reverse cowgirl?

>>84664766

>deathsticks

>>84659491
I wonder, if you nut in Matrix, will you nut irl?

>>84665253
I think so yes. Just like wet dreams where your brain functions are tied to your body responses

>>84660046
Fucking Emma Stone is such a goblin. I've never understood the love for her.

>>84659491
homosex

>>84659491

Women weren't that hot back then.

>>84664873
>tasty wheat

>>84660357
why does /tv/ have so many fucking spic and nigger posters?

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You know what it reminds me of?
Tasty dick. Did you ever eat tasty dick?

>>84659491
jesus fuck she's perfect.

>>84659491
The directors turned out to be transexuals, so of course it wasnt going to be christina hendricks strutting down there. If anything im amazed they got it half right.

>>84659613
Nobody cared about ass in the 90s, kid

>>84666301
No, and technically neither did you.

>>84663634
joe pecci

>>84659491
he had no reference material

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>>84668824
Is that really the best they could do at the time?

>>84668985
Yeah, computers back there don't have enough processing power to render proper thicc

>>84668985
Is this supposed to be a counterexample? They had to make several minutes of full-motion video, along with action scenes. What the fuck is this supposed to be, a still image?

>>84659491
Mouse is probably just a shit coder.

I really wonder how she looks right now.

>>84659491
She looks pretty desu to me.

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She was in Star Wars Attack of the Clones for a few seconds as an easter egg.

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>>84670077
and that's her last work. nothing else.

Mouse probably gave her a penis too

>>84659491
I think it's pretty heavily implied, yes.

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>*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*

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Mouse could have just made a THICC Trinity.

>>84660046

Get MEW off that list and we can talk.

>>84670077
That's pretty neat

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.

>>84671148
I don't understand how you get into and more importantly out of such an outfit. I get a slight sense of claustrophobia just from a wet t-shirt.

>>84673374
source?

>>84667127
you mean whitebois didnt care about ass
the rest of us still did

>>84674097
its from the second renaissance film in the animatrix I think
soldier in a mechanical suit is pinned down by machines and they cut open his mech, pull him out, and snap him in half
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNiO2sTe2wo
4:50

>>84674097
Animatrix

>>84674359
>>84674360
ty

>>84660046
Not seeing the problem with MEW and Anya

>>84663606
>exclusively twins
I doubt they could find that many sets of twins.

>>84673978
a zipper

>>84659491
>t.porn addict
Matrix was made before the average man had easy access to free HD internet porn. Porn has distorted young males view of women. That was 90s prime Stacy.

>>84676477
Or alternatively, since the Wachowskis are both mentally ill transexuals they might have never known what an attractive woman looked like.

>>84676477
>Porn has distorted young males view of women.

Yeah porn didn't exist before HD

>>84674287
yeah you were faggots thatd time as well

That was what beautiful women looked like in the 90s. Different times.

>>84660046
>daisey
>fanning
>maisey
>and some literally whos
shit

also
>no Natalie Dormamu
>no Kathlyn Winnick
>no Liv Tyler
>no Jessica Biel

>>84660228
Literally every girl looks like that when in THAT position you fucking virgin

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>>84674097
It's super neat anon

This still weirds me out

>>84677125
Well it wasnt free and widely available. You had to go to these pervy sex shops downtown to get your weekly dose of porn, and people on the streets would give you the stern look if you came out the store using the main exit. The stigma of being seen going to those porn shops was enough to discourage most men. Not to mention an hour of porn would usually cost you 20 dollars. If you didn't have friends who shared your degenerate hobby and who were willing to share their porn collection, you were looking at spending a big chunk off your minimum wage for porn. Today, billions of hours of free porn is everywhere on the internet. I'm sure the average guy probably has 10000 dollars worth of torrented porn on their hard drive

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>>84677971
Some regular movie rental stores had a section just for explicit adult movies, it was really easy to get them as long as you were of age.

>>84678250
Never had those in my country unfortunately

>>84659672
SPOILERS

>>84668010
But that's my point ,exactly! What if the machines got it wrong? Do you know I think tasty dick tasted like?

>>84664766
>>84671015
Man I need to rewatch the Matrix again, it was my favorite movie as a kid.

>>84660046
>disliking my future wife

kys

>>84664766
This scene was ruined forever thanks to /tv/

People here have too high standards in women

>>84671148
please someone tell me there is much, much more of this woman in this outfit

>>84676477
Idk I never have found women in porn attractive. They're just women naked and getting it on. Get's the job done but they're not blowing me away as beautiful women.

>>84660046
>/tv/ literally worships these 6/10s as if they shit diamonds

why don't people call this out more often?

>>84660046
Half of these are photoshopped. What is the point if you're going to cheat?

>>84679405
Google dutchdame.

>>84671148

sauce me up my niggas

>>84679593
>Half of these are photoshopped
none of those are shopped outside the Neta pic. pick a better waifu next time, kid.

>>84660046
Why is MEW there? She's extremely pretty.

>>84659491
This is 10 in US

>>84670077
So 2 mostly background actors from the Matrix ended up in AOTC. Any more?

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I would've created this

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>>84680259
I would've created this

>>84678930
I did that, it's really not that great
Every action movie for the past 18 years has had to up the ante on it and so it feels pretty slow and drab now, the slow motion shit that was impressive once is annoying now and the script is pretty piss poor.
Drink every time something matrix-y is mentioned
>We need to do a thing with X
Neo asks what it is
>X?
Exposition dump
>X. It's...
Alternatively
>Oh no! It's Y!
>Y!?
>It's...
Etc.
You'll be fucking smashed

>>84680460
That's a video game character anon

MORPHEUS IS FUCKING NEO

>>84679017
How so

>>84664818
Well that and giving head.

>>84674097
>he hast seen the animatrix

why havent you seen the animatrix anon? are you 9? are you soft in the head? pls explain yourself

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>>84680565
I would have created this.

>>84679425
Watch some Blacked and change your mind.

>>84681691
Someone pointed out that for some reason the movement of the scene makes it look like everyone is jumping up to run and beat up Mouse.

So now it makes me laugh.

>>84659491
Found the homosexual

>>84681922
eh i was going to reply to the other guy earlier, but it was kind of a useless post so i didnt bother blog posting

I've had animatrix bookmarked for a couple of years now, just never got around to watching it, cant remember what originally put me off, might have been an out of place intro or something

>>84663606
prove it

>>84682205
not for me, trinity's not looking at mouse when she runs so she's not running for mouse

>>84668824
BIG

>>84671148
just like in my japanese cartoons

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>>84682101

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>>84680460
when will we have our personal virtual reality waifus?

>>84677971
>people on the streets would give you the stern look if you came out the store using the main exit. The stigma of being seen going to those porn shops was enough to discourage most men
your fuck shops weren't 24 hours? i just went at 11pm and nobody ever noticed.

>>84664873
Is that really the same actor? How does this guy keep showing up in such unimportant roles?

>>84674681
They did. Look up the making of

>>84682205
Yea ur kind of retarded

>>84682205
>>84683229
This, it doesn't look like that to me at all. So actually you and whoever pointed it out to you are both retarded. We got two retards waltzing around /tv/.

>>84683267
Why are you talking to yourself?

>>84683320
Holy shit, is that the best you can come up with? Pathetic.

>>84674681
Australia is a fucking weird place, wouldn't have been that difficult

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>>84660046
What would you expect? Women are facially 99.9% make-up after all. There's a good reason that the majority of females use it daily and many practice its application religiously. Whatever your sex may be, no matter what you're sexually attracted to, you'd have to be blind or in denial to believe that females are aesthetically superior to males.

It's simply easier for most males to achieve their facial aesthetic potential than it is for females. In antiquity, use of make-up was ubiquitous between the sexes, but in modernity, only females feel the innate need to wear it to feel comfortable or confident.

It's especially ironic when you consider male worship of females on the basis of the appearances, too. One of the greatest and longest running fallacies, ever. Make-up being at all representative of female beauty in any way other than unnaturally. It's a show of skill in tricks and pretence, if anything.

Of course anybody who doesn't know this is a moron, but seeing how society views female beauty, it seems that almost everybody is under the illusion. All according to kekaku.

>>84659491

maybe she reminds him of his ex-girlfriend

you might understand if you had one

>>84684543
If I had an ex? Heh, kid. I'll do you one better. It's called a WIFE.

>>84683334
NIGGER

btw this post is driveby shitposting

>>84671148
Nice. Too bad there isn't a bullet time version.

>>84659491
She's pretty hot to be honest family

>>84660476

can someone feel me in on this dialogue? I think there might be some sort of subtext

>you're my savior man. my personal jesus christ.

what did he mean by this?

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>>84682205

>>84685155
He's alluding to the fact that Neo is 'the One'.

>>84684891
Thanks for letting me know.

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>>84683739
BITTER VIRGIN: THE POST
in the moment you wrote that post your euphoric