>Let's turn a 6'0 blonde football player into a

>>84658592
To reflect what America is turning into.

>>84658592
Because nowadays bullying is not only physical but mental.

Dont be fooled into thinking a bully is someone bigger/stronger/sexier than you, it could be anyone.

I for one think it will help bring awereness to the new kinds of bullying.

tall white dudes are the new social outcast while browns and niggers are the new jocks

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>>84658592
>GETTING ANGRY @ A LITTLE KIDDY CAPESHIT MOVIE CASTING

LMAO the state of /pol/

>>84658592
you comic nerds are the worst people.

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ITT: we recast flash

>>84658893
At least he's big and strong
>tfw Peter will be bullied by a manlet 3 inches shorter than him

>>84658592

Because a science magnet high school in Queens probably doesn't even have a football team.

>/tv/ thinks 6' is a sign if any height difference from 5'5"

wooboy

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>>84658592
>when red staters get triggered

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holy shit you're kidding me
>hey how's it going puny parker? flash quipped while staring up from peter's shins

>>84658592
Chad Thompson would probably be more bro-tier than some tryhard brown manlet "bully"

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>Okay sir we're ready for casting on this Spider-Man reboot
>"Go"
>Male bully, tall blonde blue-eyed white male
>"A Guatemalan midget with a comb-over"
>Peter's high scool love interest, in the comics she was an angelic blonde blue-eyed northern European girl
>"A girl who looks like a half-black half-Mexican transsexual"
>Peter's high-school friend, generic white nerd in the comics
>"An obese Chinese man who looks like he's 30"
>The Shocker, a white German immigrant named Herman Schultz
>"An African man named Bokeem Woodbine"
>Parkers white-haired Octogenarian aunt
>"The hottest 50 year old on the planet"
>Okay were pretty much done, anything else?
>"Still can't make the Spiderman black yet?"
>Focus groups say there would be a backlash, it's still too soon and we need more time to chip away at it. We made him a half-black half-latino in the comics named Miles Morales. Still needs more time.
>"Okay keep pushing it. Once we make him black/latino we can switch the female lead back to white"
>"Fund it"

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Because is over whitey

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Your time is up white bois

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Original Liz Allen;

>>84658592
Because they fucking hate you, dumb fuck.

Haven't you figured it out yet?

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>>84660659

Homecoming Liza Allen;

>>84658592
I will always see him as a lobby boy.

>>84658893

That would be fine. I don't care about the race but Flash shouldn't be a manlet

>>84660697
Looks like a tranny

With whites becoming an increasing minority every day, it makes sense that media would want to begin to cater to the upcoming majority demographics.

>>84660772
whites have been a global minority for a long fucking time

>>84660697
There are thousands upon thousands of hot Spanish bitches to cast if they want to force more racial groups in, why did they pick this monkey faced girl?

I'm okay with it. It makes more sense that a bully is a latino since they are genetically predisposed to violence like blacks.

>>84660833

But they weren't a minority in the US dumbfuck

>>84660833
Whites have always been a global minority dumbass. Your retarded snark doesn't work in any way.

>>84660884
maybe, but he still looks like a clown.

>>84658646
fpbp

>>84658646
Literally this, Spider-Man: Homecoming is a reflection of what modern American society has become. This is not some eye-rolling "ugh, liberals" moment, it's right there in the demographics.

>>84658893
At least it'd be funny. Bunch of skinny highschool kids and then there's this huge ripped arab somehow taking classes with them.

>>84660884
>genetically predisposed to violence
>descended from lost Siberians and Spaniards
?

>>84660884

>implying whites aren't the most violent destructive race.

Some nig shoots one or two people for crack and suddenly we're supposed to forget whites have been systematically killing and conquering for the last 1000 years. XD

>>84659419
Blacklash

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>>84661243
>implying shitskins wouldn't have done the same thing if they were actually smart enough to come up with something more destructive than fucking sticks and rocks

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>>84661243

Well we also dragged you out of caves and trees and gave you modern science, modern engineering, modern medicine, transportation, communications, and essentially the entire modern world. So were more than even really by any metric.

>>84661243
I'd be mad to if I saw white people walking on other planets while mine were still trying to figure out wheels

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>>84661208
you mean the Spaniards who raped pillaged and murdered a whole continent and the natives who were brutal themselves.

>>84661326

Shit you might be right, but I'm not the one trying to whitewash (lol) human history. We're all violent pieces of shit.

>>84661414

Ripped from today's news;

>http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/07/05/535613480/aztec-tower-of-skulls-reveals-women-children-were-sacrificed

>>84661382

>walking on other planets

>humans

Jesus fuck, you're stupid. Keep on living off the accomplishments of people with a similar genetic makeup, cause that's all you got.

>>84661326
Wtf chinks invented guns and Turks were the first to widely implement them in their army

>>84661537
We're all living off our ancestors achievements moron

>>84661478
Some Latinos are less violent than murrika. Argentina and Uruguay are as safe as murrika and Chile is the second safest place in the Americas after Canada.

>>84659419

It amuses me to watch the trailers and get the impression that, despite the NUMBER of minority characters, the sole white men are the only ones of significance (Spiderman, Iron Man, Vulture)

>>84658893

A Sikh wouldn't bully.

>>84661639
argentina and uruguay are white countries though

>>84661608

"Living" is not used literally in this sense dummy. It's meant to emphasize the amount of undeserved pride you have from being related to long dead white dudes with bigger balls and brains then you.

>>84661724
>black guy in blue and white shirt screaming out window.jpg

>>84661089
Except liberals are the ones doing everything they can to change the demographics but yeah, the market is the market.

>>84661736
There is nothing wrong with being proud of your forefathers, it gives you a sense of pride confidence in your ability to succeed and overcome challenges. You would have us hamstrung and guilt ridden trying to destroy our own futures.

>>84661414
>>84661478
They were no more brutal than any other primitive culture. That doesn't make it genetic. Look at the Vikings in comparison to modern Scandinavians.
I've read plenty of articles about blacks being predisposed to violence (e.g., "the warrior gene" aka the nigger gene), but have yet to see any similar results from studies on Latinos.

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>>84661537

>Whites, you can never be proud of the vast world transforming achievements of your ancestors that have literally improved the quality of life for humans almost beyond measure, because you didn't do that personally and were not alive then

>Whites, you must always be ashamed of slavery, colonialism, the crusades, imperialism and mid 20th century racism even though you didn't do that personally and were not alive then


Something don't add up familia.

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>>84661908
>They were no more brutal than any other primitive culture

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sacrifice_in_Aztec_culture#Estimates_of_the_scope_of_the_sacrifices

>Some post-conquest sources report that at the re-consecration of Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan in 1487, the Aztecs sacrificed about 80,400 prisoners over the course of four days

>Michael Harner, in his 1977 article The Enigma of Aztec Sacrifice, estimates the number of persons sacrificed in central Mexico in the 15th century as high as 250,000 per year

>scrawny beaner
>a jock

C'mon now.

>>84662013
Or, you can just believe that people should neither be proud or ashamed of what their ancestors did

>>84662084

Should Germans be ashamed of the Holocaust?

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>>84662084
>A shared sense of pride and comradeship in a groups past cultural achievements and traditions serves no purpose

>>84661853
There's a difference between taking pride in your forefathers accomplishments (which is retarded in its own way, I wouldn't want my faggot great grandchild using me as a reason he's supposedly better than someone else) and unironically thinking people are subhuman for being of a different genetic makeup than you. If you have become successful in life, thank yourself or those around you, not some fucking random people barely related to you that you'll never meet and wouldn't give two shits about you anyway. The majority of people on this site that are spouting all this bullshit are the same 14-23 year old faggots that haven't done jack shit in their life and somehow claim to be superior.

t. Chinese/Greek heritage anon, something that has little actual bearing on my life outside of delicious food, despite my ancestors being pillars of early human civilization

>>84661243
>>84661243
Right, no tribe of redskins or nignogs ever fought and killed over territory and resources. Nope. Only wipipu didu sumfin

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>>84658592
Here's a simple thought: don't fucking go watch it anyways.

Even if you go just so you can talk shit, it still takes your money. Money is the ultimate argument in a capitalist society. It has no irony, no intent, it simply is. If something makes money, there will be more of it. Do you know why Hollywood keeps making these liberal wet-dreams of castings? Because they can get away with it. Because despite coming to /tv/ to whine about a movie where around 5 white characters were cast as anything but, it comes out and there you fucking are to buy a ticket "so you can see how bad it is", or "because your imaginary gf wants to go".

This movie will inevitably make a lot of money. I personally know at least 15 people who will see it as surely as I will not. So normies will be sure of that. But every one person who refuses to watch it is less profit. And that matters.

>>84662251
>I wouldn't want my faggot great grandchild using me as a reason he's supposedly better than someone else

If you invented, say, the warp drive or the zero-point reactor he would probably be pretty justified to be proud that his ancestor improved things for the entire species.

>>84662338
spoken like a true cuck
I just hope that you are trolling buddy

>>84662251
Maybe you and your grandchildren will be indistinguishable from some 60 iq Somalian but mine won't be. You do a disservice telling your children we're all the same someday it might cost dearly

>>84662392
>cuckposter has no idea what he's talking about

Like pottery.

>>84662124
The ones who took part in it and are still alive, yes. People who had literally nothing to do with it, no.

>>84658592
Amy Pascal

>>84661908
The warrior gene is only in a third of the Nigs and 13% of Caucasians, it doesn't make you violent, it makes you react faster and be impulsive, that means if you lack education and you grow up poor and on a violent place you will chimp out in a more violent manner. Mexicans are blood thirsty savages, it's not surprise the closer you are to the equator more violent the shithole is

I hope this SJW-POS does a "Ghostbusters '16" and tanks.
fucking Stark fatigue is kicking in.

>tfw this guy got to slap Tom Holland on the ass

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>>84660697
>the future is female
>the force is female
>the males are female
>the females, ironically: males

what the fuck is even going on in this timeline anymore

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>>84662406
I never implied we're all the same, but you can be damn sure I don't give a fuck what my grandchildren do. In fact I already actively dislike them and they're not even born yet. They get to experience cool future technology shit I can only dream of and hope life expectancy gets to the point where we can do some cool shit too. I just don't get the rampant obsession with identity politics and race as of late. This shit has zero effect on your life outside of maybe those living in Sweden or something, there are so much more interesting things to constantly debate over.

Maybe it's because I've fully accepted that we all stem from pic related, bound to die in heat death in the end. I sound like a complete edgelord by saying this, but I've taken the blackpill. None of this matters, nothing matters and in 200 years every single person on earth alive right now will be dead with 99% forgotten about, 1% talked about in a "yea this guy did that thing back then" manner. In a million years for all we know we can be a completely different species entirely. I just don't get why not talk about cool shit or moderately interesting shit 24/7 instead of this drivel to try to make yourself feel better. Sorry for the rant, a ching chong ding dong I'll go pay my debnts now.

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>>84663141

You are not going to have to wait long for something big to happen. Because according to UN population projections Africa is going to add 1.2 billion people over the next 30 years and hit 2.2 billion by 2050. And then hit 4.4 billion by 2100.

>https://esa.un.org/unpd/wpp/

Of course things will happen way before 2100. In fact since Africa's population is going to increase by 1.2 bill over the next three decades their growth would be arguably unsustainable as it is. Throw in climate change and concurrent pressure on agriculture and all it will take is a big climate event and a sudden drop in food production is going to mean about 2 billion African's are suddenly going to have no food. And most of them are going to try to go north and force their way into Europe.

At that point you and everyone you know is either going to have to fight for Europe or let the lifeboat that is the first world be tipped over. And for that you will primarily be relying on a joint invention that you can be proud of both your ancestors contributing to; the gun.

>>84658592
will he make it to the toilet in time though?

>>84659419
Do you have a problem with open borders and diversity as a strength?? You don't support Trump, do you?

>>84658893
>giant sikh dude pulling out swords and shit on Peter and becoming one of Spider-Man's enemies
Fuck I actually really want this now, he could be like Kraven.

>>84658592
This movie was produced by Sony why are you surprised 3/4 of the cast is black/brown/trans

Sony can't fucking die fast enough

>spider man is a gay twink
>Vulture is a pedophile
>his love interest is an ugly little black girl
>his bully is a 4ft tall Arab
>his best friend is a fat dopey Asian
>Donald Glover is there for some reason
>Peters Aunt is hot as fuck and lusts after him

A good rule of thumb is that if a movie has a string of questionable/pointless casting decisions that seems more quota filling than genuine, chances are it's a Sony™ film

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>>84658661
>[This is what Sony actually believes]

>>84658661
>nowadays bullying is not only physical but mental.
It's always been both.

>>84658592
>Let's turn an elderly businessman who steals youth into a middle aged salvage guy
>zero complaints

>>84658893
This dude looks badass.

>>84660659
Spectacular Spider-Man also changed her race. Did you complain about that one?

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>>84658592
>Let's turn famously redhead bombshell and popular girl Mary Jane Watson into dishevelled and antisocial gay black twink Michael Jones
Why even use the initials if it's basically a different character?

>>84658746
>>reddit.com/r/

>>84658893
sikhis are bro-tier

>>84666372
Eloborate?

>>84666389
that show was actually good

>>84658592
Toxic Masculinity + Diverse America

>>84666494
Fucking this. Especially Punjab Sikhs. They're the epitome of humor, values, and honor

>>84666494
>>84671694
t. panjeep and rajesh

>>84659129
The fact that this nigger can't even greentext right is enough proof that we're being raided by SJWs

>>84660697
We shouldn't have given niggers OR women rights

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MJ is a nigger.

>>84666389
Spetacular spiderman was a mediocre cartoon and everyone agrees that unlike this "omg best capeshit ever" bullshit MCUcks are trying to shill everyday.

>>84666494
They are better than Muslims and Hindus but that's it, I would only want them in my country to keep muslim immigrants in their place since they're never get cucked by pc bullshit.

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>>84671817
>Aunt may is young and hot

>>84661562
And they invaded and colonized everyone around him being reponsible for the death of millions.

Your point?

>>84661724
Kek good one sweetie let me guess spaniards are white too ? HAHAHAHAHA

IT'S 2017

THERE ARE NO WHITE BLONDIE PEOPLE IN NEW YORK

GET OVER IT, NERD

>>84660763
the future is female

>>84661644
And they're the only good parts of the movie. Holland is decent and earnest, Tony is himself, and Keaton is actually pretty great. Looks cool as shit in costume too.

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>>84658592
White people
>"The fuck, all the supporting cast is shitskins?? Fucking sjws man, fucking PC police..."
Everyone else
>"Oh, the protag is white again."

>>84658646
A shithole perpetrated by jews.

>>84672460
>lol I'm too fucking stupid to see the difference between a white character remaining white and white characters being race swapped because MUH DIVERSITY

>>84672460
>"Oh, the protag is white again."
"Oh, they didn't blackwash this time."

>>84658592
MUH DIVERSITYYYY

>>84672410
>And they're the only good parts of the movie.
What's wrong with the rest of the movie?