Thread replies: 14
Thread images: 3
Thread images: 3
File: 1454103233945.gif (2MB, 400x400px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 400x400px
>used to laugh at "cinema on my own" posts
>realise ive spent the last 2 years on 4 chan
>sick of masterbsating and lurking
>realise i have no friends
>spooderman out today, big hype
>yay spooooooderman!!
>was my childhood hero
>decide i cant miss this film
>cant wait for dvd release
>going on my own wont be that bad right?
>leave for the cinema, feeling brave
>hot as hell outside
>finally get to the cinema sweating buckets
>get my tickets and snacks ready for the hype
>sit down nice and cosy, 2 hours of comfyness ahead of me
>film starts, been waiting ages for this
>10/10 stacey and 10/10 chad walk in 4 minutes late
>how annoying
>they sit next to me
>oh shit
>stacey to the left of me and chad to the left of her again
>position myself to the right most side of my seat
>i can deal with this, not a big deal, whatever
>a few moments later
>ANOTHER 10/10 stacey with her fucking chad boyf walk in late
>sit the other side of me
>sat in the middle of 2 staceys with their chads acompanying
>its a chad stacey beta sandwich
>now im positiond dead centre of my seat
>pulling my arms in so i dont accidentally touch either stacey incase i encour the wrath of chadthundercock
>start smelling a foul ouder
>eww what the fuck is that
>smells like semen slightly
>realise its me
>it was very hot earlier? its normal right??
>extremely self conscious here now
>see one of the staceys in the corner of my eye look at me
>i try my hardest not to look back and keep my eyes dead centre on screen
>see her leen over to chad
>chad looks at me the same weay she did
>he starts laughing
>is he laughing at me being on my own?
>did stacey smell my disgusting scent?
>what the fuck are they laughing about
>start sweating even more now
cont
>>
>>84652840
get thread
>>
>>84652889
t. Op
>>
Just neck yourself
>>
have a bump OP, /tv/ doesnt deserve such a good thread
>>
File: not reading.jpg (16KB, 500x346px) Image search:
[Google]
16KB, 500x346px
>>84652840
>so nervous i contemplate leaving
>get up to leave then realise id have to make stacey and chad move to let me pass
>sit back down as fast as i can so they dont notice
>they noticed
>guy behinds me starts laughing
>is he laughing at me? or the film?
>by this point ive missed like 15 minutes, no idea whats going on
>"im s..s..sorry" i said out loud
>too loud
>both staceys/chads and a few people looking at me
>why the fuck did i say that
>"what are you apologising for anon?"
>i sit in silence too embarassed to say anything
>first time speaking to a girl in months
>does that even count as speaking to a girl?
>chad looks angry???
>does he think im trying to steal his girl?
>yeah right as if i could
>sit through the rest of the movie in complete silence
>trying my best to sit as still as i can
>completely centred on my chair
>trying so hard i can barely follow the film
>give up on following it after another 10 minutes
>chad is still looking at me angry
>i cant take ti anymore
>made eye contact
>fuck fuck why did i do that
>he gets up
>leans over to me
>whispers in my ear
>"cape shit get out"
>i shit myself literally
>pick it up and throw it at chad
>dont ever insult spooderman again.
>>
>>84653100
IS this real?
>>
>>84653216
i cant help it i didnt know what to do, ended up nearly getting beaten up by both chads, ran away, film should be coming to and end right about now
>>
>>84653216
No, no it's not real you fucking redditor
>>
look at the size of this post
this is why you retards are known for being the worst board on 4chan
>>
>>84653350
Literally so autistic people don't believe this happened
>>
>>84653100
>"what are you apologising for anon?"
how did she know you were an anon? if you are using "anon" instead of your real name then how did a random stranger knew your name?
fake and gay
>>
terrific thread
>>
File: 1480403225725.jpg (21KB, 472x472px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 472x472px
gets?
Thread posts: 14
Thread images: 3
Thread images: 3