>That man is playing Galaga©! What are your favorite quips™

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>>84647006
>"Big man in a pair of lifts. Take those off and what are you?"

>>84647006
Unironically everything hawkeye says.

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>Welcome to the Guardians of the Galaxy™!

I know I'm breaking the joke format here but that is literally a fucking line in the movie

>>84647006
For me, it's the Sharma.

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Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit that donut

marvel movies are shit. SHIIIIIT

>do you know how i know? cus we connected

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>>84647189
>Sharma
>not Shwarma

>>84647246

Can you imagine? Why would he be in a donut? A straight laced government type like Fury having to say this! XD

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>>84647343

>>84647006
>Doth mother know you weareth her drapes??

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>quips wordlessly

>>84647006
That whole stupid scene in Avengers with Cap telling everyone what to do
>Thor, you got the lightning so light the basterds up
>Hulk, smash

BRAVO

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>>84647006
>"Wake up white people!"

>>84647536
Fuck you Cap is GOAT

Fucking yuropoors

>>84647579
>fuck you Cap is GOAT
not arguing that, saying the lines whedon had him say we're awful
>Fucking yuropoors
You better watch yet fucking mouth boy

I'm bringing the party...to you!

*cuts to ScarJo*

I don't see how that's a party.

Bravo!

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>>84647162
i don't believe you

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>Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war, invaders create avengers. People create... smaller people? Uhh... children! I Lost the word there!

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CLENCH UP LEGOLAS

XD

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>>84647579
>Cap is GOAT

>>84647756
There's literally nothing wrong with this scene. I've done it in videogames and seen it in so many anime I'm convinced it's possible with enough practice.

>>84648522
And besides, he's an elf!

>>84647755
I know it's an unpopular opinion but I fucking loved this iteration of Ultron

You talk to fish

>I'M MARY POPPINS YA'LL!

>>84648703
unironically great

"DAE remember star wars?" was my favourite

but i also liked "BAZINGA!!"

>I guess we truly have become Star Wars: Rogue One, A Star Wars Story, starring Felicity Jones and a cameo of everyone's favorite Star Wars character, Darth Vader!

I get they are selling a brand but when the entire cast comes out and stares at the camera it was just jarring

>>84647536
Not nearly as bad as the police officers taking orders from him because he beats up two or three aliens.

>>84647517
underrated

>Hey faggots this is Jewy Kikeheisnerowitzberg here EHEHEHEHEHE I'm gonna fuck and kill your kids and eat your foreskins thanks for making me rich you stupid fucks EHEHEHEHEHE
Why would they even put that in a marvel movie? The audience laughed but it really took me out of the experience.

>>84648703
This was fucking great.

>>84647057
>Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?
>Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
>Also a manlet.

>>84649020
No, that wasn't as bad because they were helpless against the aliens and then cap swats 3 in under a minute
Compared to the shitty lines, I mean the whole Thor thing was fucking stupid
>You got the lightning, light the bastards up
Fucking corny

>>84649020
the police officers took orders from him because he's literally a living legend and symbol of american freedom dummy

>>84648703
the actor made this great desu

>>84649020
what does it feel like to never know that authority isn't something that is always set and stone, and that people can seem authoritative and other people simply follow their instructions? Or the fact that in this universe Captain America is a fucking legendary hero like Achilles?

not even joking, I am convinced you have autism

>>84647517
>pioneers of the wordless quip

And people say the MCU is afraid to take risks...