>he doesn't collect physical media
lmao, yeah, I bet the ladies are lining up to watch yify cam rips off a USB with you.
I don't get this comic. Is this irony? Or is it the real message?
>>84646391
Who downloads let alone keeps yify rips? THey don't even exist anymore anyways. I mean jesus fuckin christ get with the times OP. You're either dense or below a poorfag.
yeah I'm sure they're all lining up to watch your criterion edition of Kagemusha
>>84646901
>w-want to come over and watch a cam rip of Avengers 2?
>oops, Russian malware bricked my laptop
>>84646391
if "sophisticated adult" is a strawman
>outdated, weak jab at physical media
>maybe it could've worked in ~2005
if "mixed-up teen" is a strawman
>I don't even
>consume consume consume??
>implying "ladies" even care about movies at all
>let alone video quality
all in all, I like this thread, it's confusing
>children and retards on /tv/ don't know Kelly
It's even worse than I'd thought.
>>84647202
lmaoing @ these fucking dorks
Marlel btfo
>>84646391
>dissing yify rippies
Literally the best way to enjoy movies and flicks.
>>84646869
What is this?
>>84647202
Modern Anons are so autistic that they literally can't understand satire, it's why they don't understand Dr. Strangelove and think /pol/ is promoting a rational ideology
An expensive hobby, most girls don't care about cinema anyways, the joke is somewhat void.
>>84647608
> Literally every DC movie has been trash
What is this comic trying to say?
>>84646391
but my girlfriend torrents too
>>84648012
>he hasn't seen wonder woman yet.
Mahvel babies pls
me on the right
>>84648135
Fuck this guy is the epitome of every body else is stupid but me.
>>84648176
It's literally the Onion
>>84648176
i don't know what you mean by that
>>84648246
>Innocent drowning victims
>>84648246
>pic related
what did he mean by this?
>>84648246
how is this supposed to be funny?
>>84646391
you know what's the most unrealistic part of that comic?
A white woman having a date with a white guy...you cannot get more unrealistic than that.
What does the artist actually look like?
>>this is stupid
>>this is not funny
>>i dont get it is it supposed to be funny
its satire goddamn it
>>84648295
see >>84647831
>>84648340
hi steven gonzalez
>>84648340
>Duel links
>>84648357
That's where that meme is from holy shit.
>>84648304
In your case, sure
>>84648340
I legitimately don't understand what OP's comic is supposed to be satirizing.
>>84646750
The guy who makes these is under 7 layers of irony
>>84648406
>>84648407
its a good game.
and its good that other than my name you cant dox me
>>84648446
Cinephiles like Tarentino who say streaming isn't a real way to watch a movie. It could not be more clear.
>>84646391
brainlet
>>84648536
Yeah sure I guess. I'm assuming that comic is at least five years old then.
>>84648514
>qoren
>lives some where in central time zone
>posts in /tv/ and /mu/
>likes yugioh
>has a ebay account
>has a letterbox'd account
>like magic the gathering
>kinda poor cause torrents
enough date tb-h
>the onion comics are now too obscure for the average /tv/ user
holy shit
>>84648565
Did you seriously just come from 2012 /lit/ to make that?
>>84646391
>>84646391
You do realize you can download lossless BluRay's right? What are you a public tracker cuck?
>>84648683
>2012
>>84648608
It literally says 2012 in the bottom left hand corner.
>>84648738
Well then I guess in 2012 that comic made a little more sense. Still outdated even then but alright.
>>84648699
Which requires TBs of storage and bandwidth. Lets see how many TBs you have, then.
>>84648783
One external hard drive has more storage density than a hundred blue ray discs.
>people just now learning about kelly in the year of our lord 2017
Jesus fucking christ, fuck off you worthless newshits.
>>84648707
What?
>>84648893
wait wtf why?
>>84648893
Most of us have seen them posted on 4chan for years. I just thought it was a crappy webcomic or something. Certainly doesn't seem worth seeking out.
>>84648012
>he relates box office scores to actual film quality
>>84648565
In all honesty you can't get as much from a book as a good movie.
>>84649013
/lit/ pls go
>>84647751
He means gen z is to dumb to torrent, but the Internet is more advanced now and everyone just streams illegally.
Kind of like how napster would be pointless nowadays.
>>84649013
"getting something" out of a book > "getting something" out of a movie
>>84648844
No, actually, unless you count the movie cover. BDs also store for far longer than HDDs, and have no mechanical point of failure. And if you're buying and using BDs for storage, the cost per GB is also far cheaper.
>external
Assuming average size of raw rip is 50GB, you can only store 20 movies/TB, so just how many external HDDs do you think it's feasible to have? You wouldn't use external drives in such case.
>>84648295
It's absurd satire
>>84648991
Me or the comic artist? Because I've watched them, DC is garbage next to Marvel.
>>84647831
>b-but pol
You are as stupid as they are.
>>84649108
you aren't getting visuals the most kino sense
>>84648893
>sekrit klub
>>84646391
>carrying around a load of physical objects until you die
collectors are weird, half your shit will end up in a skip
>>84646391
>he doesn't drift from town to town, stalking the naive and the weak
There are some lifestyles for which physical media is nothing more than a handicap, really.