>The director of the last movie you've seen will direct

>Edgar Wright

At least my death will be cool and wacky.

>John Hughes
80s kino death incoming

>>84640794
I was just about to post Edgar Wright. Looks like we'll both have cool and wacky deaths.

Does porn count?

>Larry Clark

Huh, at least I'll probably die having sex

>>84640754
No idea I haven't watched a movie in over five years. I'm only here for GoT and actress threads.

>>84640754
>Jordan Peele
Well I'm white so def fucked.

>>84640878
Proof that GOTfags are pure cancer.

>>84640754
>Tarankino
My death should good

>Jordan Vogt-Roberts

I guess it will have king kong and ancient chinese in it, or something, literally who ?
I thought it was a peter Jackson movie.

>>84640754
>The Cable Guy.
So, Ben Stiller...

>David Lynch

WRAPPED
IN
PLASTIC

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>Malick
This is alright

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>Bresson
He already directed it

Greg lansky

>Terrence Malick
feels good

>>84640754
>David Fincher
Another thriller/drama kino incoming boys

>>84640754
>Michael Bay
It gon be expplodey

>John McTiernan

Guess it'd be nice and sober in a hollywood way.

>>84640924
you'll probably get shot unceremoniously after listening to a psycopath rant about his favorite cartoon show for 3 hours.

>>84641279
Top pleb

>>84641349
But im perfect for the cartoon guy role

>>84641436
then you'll get shot in the back of the head after ranting for 3 hours about magilla gorilla or something.

>explode
>deliver monologue about how family is important and I did everything for the family to all my anime dolls
>make one last heroic action that stops the bad guys and saves my family
>family

>>84641477
>real human bean

Looks like Im going back to Missoula

I watched Jack Reacher 2 last night so I guess Tom Cruise beats me to death with a cast iron skillet or something.

>>84641356
Michael Bay is a great pleb filter, really separates those that actually care about cinema from failed english major pseudos

>>84641607
man it was such a downgrade from the first

Ridley Scott

I'm okay with this.

>>84641751
You're a replicant.

>>84640754
>Charlie Kaufman
Probably die a slow and meaningless death

>>84641751
>Ridley Scott
Same.
I don't think it will make much sense but my family will pretend it was patrician and shill out for a big funeral.

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>>84641668

>>84640754
>M. Night Shyamalan
I was actually alive and everyone else was dead the entire time

>>84641668
Most of his flicks don't have any depth, they're mindless special effects extravaganzas. Tons of normies who don't know shit about cinema love his flicks because they're the definition of lowest common denominator trash.

>watched Jeepers Creepers last night
Guess im getting raped to death, thanks Vic

>>84641881
>depth
>mindless
What do you mean by these?

I think you are just a conceited and very shallow viewer, you lack an understanding of the fundamentals of appreciating cinema.

>>84640754
>takashi miike
F u c k m e

David Lean

Epic 4 hour death.

>>84640754
>Patty Jenkins
slow painful and deeply embarrassing.

>>84641668
Ye-yeah, totally man
Whatever you think about him I also think

>Sam Raimi

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>>84640754

>David Lynch

I'm SO fucked.

>>84641826
Worse, you live a slow and meaningless life.

>>84641923
His flicks are just action orgies. The characters are annoying cliches, the plots are pretty basic and there's nothing going on beneath the surface. I'm tired of you vulgar autists, you're pretentious normies who think babbling about cinematography will distract people from your shit taste.

>>84642047
>The characters are annoying cliches, the plots are pretty basic
Not filmmaking
>there's nothing going on beneath the surface
Tangentially filmmaking, but you are still doing a very poor job of defining your terms and defending your viewpoints, you demonstrate exactly the lack of regard of and understanding of cinema I expected.

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>>84641975

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>Troy Duffy
I've been a good boy

>>84642092
So Bay's terrible characters and predictable plots are fine because "MUH FILMMAKING"? This filmmaking babble is just a really pretentious way of saying "I like the flashy visuals". Like I said, you're a pretentious normie.

>Haneke

I'm fucked.

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John Carpenter

Some horrible monster is out to get me and there ain't much I can do about it... at least the soundtrack is kicking!

>>84640754
whoever directed Cold Mountain
so it will probably just be a quick shot to the head from a confederacy sympathizer

Jim jarmusch so it will be in black and white and Tom waits will probably be there

Train to Busan is the directors only big thing so I'm about to get fucked up by some zombies

>>84641830
fucking kek, underrated post

>Sergio Leone
I don't think I could have asked for a better director

Bernardo Bertolucci, so I'm gonna get raped by Marlon Brando

>Robert Altman
It turns out I wasn't actually dead at all.

>Yorgos Lanthimos
I guess my death will be some kind of absurd dark comedy that most people will just find weird and stupid but a small group of people will find both brilliant and hilarious

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>Sam Raimi
some weird monster is going to eat my soul and make paste out of my body, or possess it

gonna be kino

>>84641751
>>84641830
which cut of your death should I watch, I heard the one with your narration is pretty shit.

>Phil Lord and Chris Miller
At least it will be funny.

>>84641972
How does he get away with it though?

>>84640754
>how fucked are you?
Dead. You're a moron and so is anyone who replied without saying as much. You should all consider suicide, if only to save your parents any more shame and disgust about their (probably incestuous) spawning, which they decided not to drown, against their better judgements.

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>>84640754
>Elem Klimov

Could be worse!

Oliver Stone
I died in some conspiracy cover up by America

>>84645106
Theatrical cut gets you the death scene but you'll have a couple hours of build up that won't connect and you'll be confused on whether my dad was the killer or not.
The extended cut will show you that my dad and the killer actually aren't the same characters and the actors just look similar, and you'll actually see the motive development and the police report scene at the end is going to tie it all in, but that's five hours of your life you're not getting back all to find out that I was into my mom and that she can't pull off a foreign accent for shit.

>>84645341
It is not about the destination, but the journey there.

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thoroughly.

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>>84645420
Star power at its worst

>Terry Gilliam
Whatever it is it's bound to be funny and absurd enough to be memorable.
I'd take it.

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>>84640754
>wearing the same shirt that he wore to jonathan ross that he also wore whilst someone snapped the pic of him sucking a minors toe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z0w6d8HVi8

quentin quentin quentin

>>84640754
>M.Night Shamarmallama

I die and it's an amazing, spectacular even, death and I get to see people crowd around me as I lose my grip on reality, thoroughly impressed...
And weeks go by and gradually the people who saw my death start to realize that it was nothing special and maybe even a few onlookers question why they'd ever think I was cool.
No one comes to my funeral except my parents.
The flames from the crematorium creep up my nose and wake me up mid-incineration and no one ever knew what could have been. But it probably wouldn't have been much.

>>84641259

I'm alright with this; his work isn't poetry but it's still better than 80% of the other stuff out there.

>>84645420
What movie are you referencing?

>>84640754
>Refn

There will be a lot of neon lights

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>>84640754
There'll be indians in my funeral.

>>84645856
Alexander at the end,

>>84645883
...Alexander was Oliver Stone not Ridley Scott

>>84640754
>Twin Peaks/ David Lynch
>I get killed and "bite the bullet, beebee."

>>84645883
But that film was directed by Oliver Stone.

what would a scorsese death look like? preceded by a rise and fall story?

>>84645670

My ex-girlfriend actually met him in a airport bar; he was in-between flights and having a drink. She said he's super laid-back and funny; he bought everyone in the place a round.

I believed her since I'm the same way until some asshole starts bothering me or getting in my way then I flip the fuck out on them just like him.

>>84645952
I don't know about how it would look, but it would sound like Gimme Shelter

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>>84640754
kek

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>>84645916
>>84645927
you're right

>>84644433
Go to bed, John.
Also checking those dubs.

>>84645952
>narrated by someone that knew you, and is the real main character.

kubrick

how fucked am i?

>>84646058

Get ready for a lot of sweaty chicks kicking your ass!

>>84640983
+1

I hope Symphony ofSorrowful Songs plays over my dead body

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>Nicolas Winding Refn

I'm not as handsome as Ryan Gosling, so those long, still shots of my dead face would be less appealing, but at least the music would be great.

>Paul Verhoeven
Calling it, I'm going out like Murphy in Robocop.

>>84640754
>John Wick 2

Sweet, I get to be a faceless, no-name thug who gets shot in the face 8 times then stabbed in the eye with a pencil.

At least it'll be well choreographed.

>>84644433
Me too.
I expect a cheesy vampire or alien creature to drain my blood, while that sick ass soundtrack plays on.

>John Lee Hancock

I'm ok

>Jared Hess

Am I immortal, or will I die off-screen? Either way, I'm ok with that

>Wong Kar-wai

all i know is it'll be kino

David Sandberg.

Holy fuck

>>84646457
You die a boring mundane death.

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>>84647408
I've got bad news for you anon, you just walked down the wrong alley

>>84647515
Kubrick was cold and pessimistic, not boring and mundane.

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>Clint Eastwood
Guess im going in a shootout

>>84640754
>Ron Clements (Moana)

Whew, I guess I'm in for both a peaceful passing AND the chance to reincarnate.

>>84640754
>>84640754
>Peter Jackson
Give it to me straight anons

>>84647754
Your death is going to be long and epic.

>>84647694
Ok, he gets killed in a violent and utterly unstylized way. Happy?

>>84647825
>judging Jackson by the exception that was LotR

His death is going to be very silly

>>84641792
Delete this

i knew enjoying the films of wes anderson was going to come back to bite me in the arse

>>84640754
Kubrick.
God fuckin damn it.

>>84647754
Figuring that out is very tough because there are three sides to Peter Jackson. He has made weird horror comedies like Braindead and The Frighteners, personal dramas like Heavenly Creatures and The Lovely Bones, and massive blockbusters like The Lord of the Rings trilogy and King Kong. My best guess would be your death will be ridiculous.
>>84647863
This.

Kubrick

"But I did not die, oh my brothers, otherwise I wouldn't be telling the story wouldn't I"

>>84647408
You'll be in a short fling with some quirky chinese lady first as well

>>84647829
That's much better. Although sometimes Kubrick's violence was stylized.

>>84640754
>rob reiner
Only movie I've seen by him is Spinal Tap so I can't really say.

>>84640754
>wonder woman
it was shit
I can't wait for my life to be ended by my head being squeezed between amazon thighs.

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>>84640754
FUCK YEAH DANNY BOYLE!

At least my death would be worth watching!

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HELP

>>84640754
Alex Cox
It'll be punk af

The Coen Brothers.

So. Weird. Quirky, maybe.

Definitely a good editing rhythm.

>>84648022
I want a death like Boromir or Haldir

>>84640878
based truthposter

>last movie I watched was drive
my heads probably gonna get dead spaced

>>84649280
Yeah, if Refn is directing your death it's gonna be extremely violent.

>Sergio Leone
Based death it is, then

>>84649465
fuck you man, your death would be EPIC

>>84649465
You're gonna get shot in the desert. It'll be very cinematic though.

>>84647983
also Kubrick here
probably fucked, but at least kino

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>>84640754
>>84640924
>>84641349
>>84645670
20 minutes of dialogue and then raped and killed by a nigger.

>>84649822
I can't believe he's finally getting married. Tarantino always seemed too weird to settle down with someone.

>>84649870
i wasn´t surprised when it was a jew.

>>84642092
Film is a medium of storytelling, if you care so much about the composition look at a photograph

>>84640754
>Paul Thomas Anderson

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Well at least I'll be going out in a massive cataclysm.

>>84650041
It would be very painful.

>>84640754
>Andrei Tarkovsky
Probably long and poetic

>>84640754
>Takeshi Kitano
Kino

>Russo Bros

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ORANGE SLICES? And then I die.

>>84640754
>Brave Little Toaster
It'll be horrifying, but not gruesome.

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"Accident"

>>84642124
nice

>Refn
I hope I go out like a real hero