ITT: The exact moment you decided the movie you were watching

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>>84634153

3 posts, 3 autists
this is nice

>>84634559
Got a problem?

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what's the rationale behind thinking that dying in front of your emotionally vulnerable adopted teen son is better than having a dozen people think they saw him use super speed in the middle of a fucking tornado?

>>84634756
A virgin wouldn't understand

>>84634842
Excuse me

>Alien Covenant

A bunch of people we know nothing about watch a guy we know nothing about and never will beyond "he was captain" burn so we can see a MC wannabe we know nothing about aside that she liked dead captain mope about his death while watching videos of him irrelevant to anything happening in this movie.

Narrative clusterfuck at its finest. And this comes after a great opening sequence doing a damn fine job at introducing the main antagonist.

>>84634756
Think about how easy manlets feel threatened by height. Now consider super powerlets feeling threatened/inferior to supermen. It makes sense that his simple, small town, farm boy, adoptive father couldn't come up with a better resolution other than killing himself.

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>scientist
you stupid sonofabitch!

>>84634756
The moment those people realized that Clark wasn't human Clark's life would be over.

>>84634153
I never have a defining moment, it's usually
>This movie is trash if they keep this up
>They're keeping it up
>This is trash

Like Mr. Nobody, shitty flashbacks for days, enough of the yip-yapping get with the sci-fi.
Quit when they started dragging out the step-sister romcom.

>>84635008
but this is in a universe where superheroes are somewhat common. I'd also like to point out that using superspeed in a situation where visibility is limited and everyone is in hysterics wouldn't somehow reveal that he's an alien from another planet. Most of the small town hicks would have chalked it up to an act of god.

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This logo

>>84635067
>but this is in a universe where superheroes are somewhat common.

We're discussing the DCEU not the MCU.

>>84635048
>Mr. Nobody

My friend recommended this movie to me since we both like Synecdoche.
I will never entertain that friend's suggestions again.

>>84634990
Before that, when they took their helmets off as a matter of faith

>>84635119
>batman and all the associated crazies in gotham
>aquaman
>wonderwoman
>green lantern
>flash
>will smith and all those literal whos in his squad
y-y-you too

>>84635152
>Before that, when they took their helmets off as a matter of faith
Shaw's husband was the only one to do it as a matter of faith. Everyone else only followed suit after he didn't suffocate to death. It was dumb but it fit his character.

The biologist's behavior was inconsistent and just outright retarded though.
>Oh, this petrified corpse that's been here for thousands of years is scary and dangerous
>But not this living snake creature. It doesn't pose a threat at all

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>>84634153

>>84635145
>jared leto
That is one big red flag right there

>>84635008
Why tho? How would they ruin his life. He would just have to fling thw first person that talks shit straight to the moon and from then on everyone would suck his dick. This really is the biggest issue of the DCEU. They want me to feel bad for poor Superman, but guess what, he is fucking Superman so I am definitely not buying Snyder's 'he is the greatest Chad in the world' depression.

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>>84635248
>>batman and all the associated crazies in gotham
Drssed-up freaks or freaks who born with uglyness (like Killer Crock)
>>aquaman
"Stranger brings fish", occasionally saves salesmen. Omg superpowers!
>>wonderwoman
Almost everyone who knows about her are dead, at best it's old as shit photo of a random woman in armored skirt that proves jack shit.
>>green lantern
What?
>>flash
Came out after Superman showed up,
>>will smith and all those literal whos in his squad
Rope man, super marksman? Only El Diablo counts, but everybody who ever saw his powers (again, before Superman showed up) are probably dead.
>y-y-you too
Nice try, brainlet.

>>84635340
>it's mcu brainlet's little mind on DCEU
Kek.

>>84635517
>inside the mind of a capeshit connoisseur (aka reddit)
kys my man, you seem to have me mistaken for a capeshit fan.

>>84634153
You realize he run to tornado himself to save the dog so Clark will stay with people so he will protect them if anything bad happens right?

>>84635592
>literally no arguments
Yeah, go back.

>>84634756

He wanted to give Clark the opportunity to choose who he wanted to be rather than being forced into that life. Did you completely miss all the flashback scenes?

>>84634196
>t. mouse shill

>>84635594
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>84635594
kek

>>84634153
The last two I distinctly remember dropping are Rogue One, some time just after the desert city is blown up and that Batman one with Bane, just as the floor of the stadium collapses. I won't be watching capeshit or Star Wars anymore.

>>84635272
I can't watch movies with singing in it anymore. It is just shit as bad as show tunes & stage musicals and the people who watch that shit are fucktards.

>>84635764
>>84635806
What did (((they))) mean by this?

>>84634756
What was the rationale behind vehemently forbidding your superpowered son from going to get the dog?

>>84635594
But if he had to use his superpowers to save them, in the event anything bad happened, wouldn't he be revealing his powers to everyone? When that's what everyone else argues Pa Kent was trying to avoid?

>>84635592
All you did with this post was prove you have no point to counter all of his.

and that you're a faggot

>>84635611
the problem with that is clark already chose when he saved the bus full of kids from drowning

>>84634209
this

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>>84634196
FP BP

>>84634153
when I saw TDKR and that guy came in and shot up the cinema

>>84637182
Yes, because he already knew Clark will do it again and again if it needs. That's why it was "maybe".
He just didn't want for Clark to possibly expose himself because of dog.

>>84637202
He chose to save people, but not to be worshiped after it.

>>84637331
people worshiping clark for doing what he feels is right is simply a reflection of how few people are doing what is right in the world.

also feel free to make any sort of argument as to how or why being worshiped would have an effect on someone who is already a literal god.

>>84637305
But Pa Kent, a person without powers, planned to save the dog no problem. He just happened to get stuck in a freak accident. There was no plan for powers reveal if Clark just got the dog.

I don't know why people try to rationalize contrived writing that just wanted to put Pa Kent in mortal danger.

HALT

It ain't me starts playing.

>>84634937
The captain was her husband dipshit.

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>>84634153

>>84637446
>>84637446
>But Pa Kent, a person without powers, planned to save the dog no problem. He just happened to get stuck in a freak accident.
Yes, and that or similar to that could happened with Clark.

>I don't know why people try to rationalize contrived writing that just wanted to put Pa Kent in mortal danger.

>>84635606
>>84637192
>being this butthurt over superhero movies
an obvious samefag AND reddit

>>84634559
>tfw your post is actually the third on the thread

>>84637553
But who would suspect super powers if Clark, hundreds of feet out in the middle of a storm, pulled his foot out of a gap of a car after being stuck for a moment?

Pa Kent tried to pull his foot free after it got stuck. Are you seeing if it came free, that everyone in that underpass would immediately assume he has superpowers?

>It's another thread full of people trying to justifying Snyder's shitty writing.
These are always fun.

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Introduction of drake and these cringe fags

>>84637979
this was kino actually

>>84634153
Pa Kent was right.

>>84635248
All of those come after Clark's arrival except Bruce, who's in full-on urban legend mode.

Metahumans are a recent phenomenon, a resurgence of something very old. They herald a coming age, and are very possibly the result of Clark's very existence.

>>84635008
>literally the whole Smallvile knows
>some people from oil station
>people from other places where Clark has been
>few people who saw shit during tornado will ruin his disguise and tell government immedietly!

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season 3 a shit

>>84638367
Wow rome really jumped the shark

>>84635008
It's fucking Kansas. Those hicks would think it was a miracle. They would be too confused and disoriented from all the shit going on to think straight.

>>84634153
>superman is a good person because the kents raised him to be
>make jonathan kent an asshole
>superman is a huge bitch in the dceu

it's like poetry or summat

>>84637979
I wish there was more stuff with a villainous Brian Downey.

>>84638251
>>84638444

Everyone in his community already knew he was different. The wider that circle becomes, the harder it is to keep outsiders from getting curious.

Besides, it was never just about the world finding out. It was also about Clark being mature enough to handle the reaction.

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God this movie was so bad

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>>84638367
is that Mark Antony and Julius Cæsar?

>>84638733
What is that?

>>84634209
100% this. The whole reason I went to see ep 7 was to see based hamil and right then I knew some trickery was going on

>>84639110
Get Out but that shit was fantastic

>>84635252
>Shaw's husband was the only one to do it as a matter of faith. Everyone else only followed suit after he didn't suffocate to death. It was dumb but it fit his character

What makes it dumb isn't trusting that the air is breathable. It's Terran microbes contaminating a pristine site. Him doing it might be in character. The rest of them not throwing a shitfit about it isn't.

>>84634153
The scene in Red where Morgan Freeman kisses Helen Mirren.

The scene in Hunger Games where the nigger kisses Katniss.

The scene in G.I. JOE where the nigger is hitting on the white woman and you know they will end up together because of (((diversity))).

Pretty much all shit films.

>>84634153
What's his catchphrase again?

>>84639267
The scene in Prometheus where the nigger asks the 10/10 white woman if she's a robot so she invites him to have sex.

>>84635950

You sound autistic.

>>84635950
>the desert city is blown up
Holy fuck I just remembered, that happened...
Rogue One truly is forgettable trash

>>84639267
So edgey bro

>>84638733
someone explain this phenomenon please

>>84639846

What phenomenon?

>>84637538
kys

It should've been a heart attack.

When in Pacific Rim they drop down the russian and chinese robots and they get rekt in 2 minutes.
Lost my shit there, but I was very frustrated up till that point anyway after how well the movie started and how utter shit it became.

>i bypassed the compressor xd

>>84634209
Spbp

>>84638211
Stop trying to make this shit sound smart you fag monster

>>84641858
Yeah that was the worst. The two coolest robots were destroyed in seconds while the two annoying Aussie faggots kept hanging around

>>84642113
It is pretty smart. The actual history of their earth is part of what unhinged Luthor.

>>84637281
spooky

>>84635008
>>84638251
>>84638444

oh yeah, I forgot that it's not possible to move to another fucking state or anything

>>84638666
>force your son into 'maturity' by killing yourself in front of him
really makes ya think

>>84643752
/thread

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>>84639168
lol so based dude, that was such a based observation. Is it me or is based in here? BASEDLMAO

>>84637305
superman can move at the speed of light

>>84644436
What if Clark had been just a guy?

Even better, who was it that actually stopped him from running out there in the first place?

>>84634209
Yeah this.

>>84644806
Not this version. I'm glad, too. It stops the Flash from being sort of redundant.