Why do normies love watching Chad fuck lots of varieties of women

>>84633530
>why are people attracted to charismatic leaders
t. brainlet

>>84633548
>being attracted to someone who got a lucky genetic dice roll

Sounds more like a reason to despise them and hope horrific things happen to them

>>84633530
>normies
thats the answer

>>84633586
There's 31 flavors why you gotta order salty caramel?

I like James Bond movies but the scenes where he scores with the girl always make me stands up and anxiously pace around the room.

>>84633567
stay mad, ugly beta

>>84633614
I hope you don't do this when wathing movies with other people When you're cuddling with your mom and a sex scene starts O.O

>>84633626
Reminder that no matter how lucky you are, you're going to lose everything and suffer horribly and then die. This is inevitable. You lose in the end, no matter what.

>>84633650
keep telling that to yourself, maybe it'll help you sleep better

>Women want him and men want to be him

Literally that simple

>>84633650
My grandad died peacefully in a really comfortable facility surrounded by his loved ones at the age of 99

>>84633650
That's why you're such a loser? So that you have nothing to lose when you die?

>>84633750
It's the one comfort unlucky/unprivileged people have in life, they ultimately win the end because they have nothing to lose.

>>84633567
>being attracted to someone who got a lucky genetic diversity roll
You do realise he's wearing a wig in that photo, dude was balding since he was 21

James Bond was created as escapism for British men that didn't have the adventure of the Empire anymore.

Seriously, about all Bond does is go around former British Empire countries and fuck all the women and bitchslap commies.

>>84633834
what does that have to do with anything

>>84633886
Just saying, he ain't no genetic golden boy. It's more than just his looks that attracts grills, it's his style, confidence and lack of autism.

>not liking Bond
when did the pathetic losers arrive?

>>84634402
>not hating people and examples of people who are more fortunate than you are

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>>84634419
>hating people more fortunate
its a bit childish desu. Bond movies are great

The best Bond movies have some tragedy and deal with his pathos

>>84633697
A lucky man.

>>84633650
My grandpa died in the arms of my grandma on his deathbed, he died peacefully with the love of his life.

>>84633567
Everything is about a dice roll. You were born an ugly beta but followed a strict schedule of self improvement and achieved success? Congratulations, you were lucky enough to be born a highly conscientious person. If you were a highly conscientious person, you'd feel miserable living your life according to that schedule and you would kill self by the end of year 1

>tfw when watching James Bond with my GF
>ask her if she thinks he has a big dick
>she looks back at me with a malicious smile
>"Probably..."
>then looks at my crotch as my pants bulge a little bit from my small erection
>"Would you like to see James fuck me?"

>>84634544
>if you weren't a highly conscientious person
fix

>>84634544
>achieve success if you're ugly

This is a contradiction, looks are the only thing that matters in life

>>84634585
Most powerful men are manlets. Looks don't mean shit to men.

>>84634544
>everything is decided from the moment that you're born

God, you're pathetic

>>84634650
It is. I understand why it makes you angry but it's still the truth.

>>84634849
So, why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>84634871
>can't accept he's a fractured perspective inside something wholly outside of his control

Why does the answer to accepting being a part in something greater mean you should just give up on life? Longevity isn't what gives life value, sure, but the wish for death says more about what little you value in life.

>>84634871
>implying suicide isn't the hardest and bravest thing a person can do

>>84635064
Stop dodging the question and answer me.

>>84633530

I liked the one time where he raped that one woman

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>>84635139
>raped
he charmed her, you pillock

>>84635128
I'm not that guy. Just some dude 420 blazing it and butting into conversations.

Who did Bond cuck?
He always cuck bad guys right?

>>84633530
Then just watch any harem anime.

>>84634585
You're right. Bill Gates and Elon Musk are the pinnacle of male attractiveness

>>84635311
>being rich without also being good looking
>appealing in any way

Unless you have looks all of your relationships will be fake. No amount of money can make the sex genuine.

>>84633530
The rapey scenes are the worst part of any Bond movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzXkbJwrN38

What did he mean by this?

>>84633650
I'm going to live forever

>>84635492
he literally knows exactly what women are like. He just can't stand their nagging and knows the best way to shut them up is intimidate and bully them

>>84633614
I like the scenes where he's a blatant chauvinist.

>>84634547
Which james tho

Has Bond ever fucked a non-stronk womyn? Every Bond girl, even if clumsy, turns out to be badass in some way. Even the one night stands.

Normie women don't do it for Bond. He needs the challenge. I also think he never said to any of them to saty out of danger and go back to their kitchen. He did told them when they were acting like fools, but he never told them to pack their bags and stop being involved in the action.

But he's some rapey chauvinist according to most people you ask.

1. From Russia with Love
2. Dr. No
3. The Living Daylights
4. The Spy Who Loved Me
5. Goldfinger
6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
7. The Man with the Golden Gun
8. Thunderball
9. Goldeneye
10. Octopussy
11. You Only Live Twice
12. Spectre
13. Licence to Kill
14. Skyfall
15. Casino Royale
16. Live and Let Die
17. For Your Eyes Only
18. Tomorrow Never Dies
19. Moonraker
20. Quantum of Solace
21. The World is Not Enough
22. Diamonds are Forever
23. A View to a Kill
24. Die Another Day

>>84635675
Russia With Love.
Woman is a KGB newfag who defects with little effort

>>84635675
>Has Bond ever fucked a non-stronk womyn?
What was Goodnights secret strength besides just being lucky? In TMWTGG she was useless.

>>84635706
>On Her Majesty's Secret Service that high
I agree.

>Tomorrow Never Dies not last
kys.

Why do millennial numale cucks overrate From Russia With Love so much?

>>84635711
But she turned out to be badass in the end.

>>84635725
She was a newbie, but she got her moments in the movie.

Besides, they were both spies. That's badass in and of itself.

>>84635802
>Besides, they were both spies. That's badass in and of itself.
True that. She eve took getting cucked like a champ.

>>84635796
I dont know.
Its not my favourite, but I see why its rated so highly since it plays alot of spy games crap.

Thunderball is my favourite *runs away from thread*

>>84635796
Because it's a more serious and realistic take on Bond than the other movies until Dalton showed up. Don't forget Goldfinger (I love the movie, don't get me wrong) begins with Bond with a fake bird on his head of all things. It's cheesy. FRWL is a proper spy movie, as was Dr No. No had some silly parts, but it was still pretty serious and spy oriented compared to the comedy/action of the movies that would follow FRWL.

>>84635839
>Thunderball is my favourite
I liked Never Say Never Again more.

>>84635868
Me too. Thunderball felt rushed and the editing was lacking. The underwater scenes were great and well edited, but the rest of the movie? Not so much.

>>84635894
I like you.
How would you rate the actors?

>>84635796
Its the best looking Bond film, as well as having the best mix of spy and action scenes.

>>84635894
Some of its qualities are the best out of all the films. Like the gambling scene or even the location.

But some of it just is uninteresting and drags on too long.

>>84635902
NSNA>TB for most of the actors. Even the ones that were not as good at acting, like young inexperienced Kim Basinger, were more memorable.

>>84635954
>some of it just is uninteresting and drags on too long
I grew up during the Brosnan era and can honestly say, watching the older films was a chore at how long they seemed to go.

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I love the way FRWL looks. It has this very romantic 60's feel to it.

>>84635994
Brosnan are not spy movies, they're action movies.

The best mix of both is Dalton. The Living Daylights is the perfect mix of all types and genre of Bond movies.

>>84633530
itt: films /r9k/ will never understand

>>84635162
I think he means SPECTRE.

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>>84635706
>Casino Royale that low
>Skyfall anovel Royale

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>>84635925
>Its the best looking Bond film

Nope

>>84639223
*above
And also
>Spectre above Royale and skyfall

>>84633650
reminder that life isn't about doing, it's about being. all these poor saps like you that are obsessed with doing things, "oh i must make things happen to validate my existence" and then they die whilst still making plans. no, the real alphas like bond, simply be. you will always be a beta because you are not aware of what you are being, too focused on mimicking what bond is doing when he doesn't give a fuck about his achievements, he is just a human being, not a human doing.

Power fantasy. They want the same. Women want real men who are aloof and are friend to danger and are also attractive of course

>>84633530
......i just like spy movies

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>>84633567
If it's a dice roll, then why are you mad?
If it's all chance, then his looks are as deserving of your scorn as your looks are as deserving of everybody else's scorn.
Why be mad at things you can't control? Why hate people for being unwittingly lucky?

>>84633567
Cont>>84641250
You're mad at somebody that beat you in a game that he wasn't even trying to win and neither of you wanted to play. It's not rigged if there are no agendas.
What is even the point of getting up in the morning if the things you can't control and the games you unwittingly play distract you from the things you can control and the games you willingly play?