>TITanic >actually shows a tit on screen What are some

You're really reaching for a thread idea here dude

>Spider-Man
>man fucks a spider

>>84616916
What happened to nudity in films? Titanic was rated PG-13 and you got some nice tits on screen, now you'll never get any from anything but an R movie.

>>84616981
I was wondering this as well.

>>84616916
I think a better thread idea is PG or PG-13 movies with nudity. I'll start.

>European Vacation

>>84616981
>>84617021

It's gotta be tasteful.
No taste in movies now.

>>84616981
Conservatives clinging to an idea of the good old days that never were because they cannot deal with change.

>The Dark Knight Rises
>there's no fucking knight in dark and didn't even rise

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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
>there really is a chocolate factory

I was quite pleased.

>>84617053
Please post your evidence that "conservative" control over Hollywood has increased since 1997 thank you.

>Oldboy
The man is actually old in this

>>84616916
aliens

there were aliens

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Raiders of the Lost Ark
>the ark existed and it was, indeed, raided by raiders

Spielberg delivers.

>>84616916
What the fuck I don't remember this

The Hobbit - there is a hobbit in it. Although shouldn't it be rather called The Hobbits instead?

>>84617165
Mel Gibson is still allowed to work despite being a raving antisemite.

>>84617317
Kill your fucking self. No teasing. No foreplay. Flat-out execution.

>>84617288
You probably watched some censored american TV version

>>84616916
How would you rate her bubbies?

>>84617393
unsinkable

>>84616916
>saw this movie with parents as a kid
>dad comes up to me afterwards
>asks "what did you think about those great pair of tits son?"
>too nervous and awkward to answer

Years later he told me drunk that after that exchange he thought I was going gay.

>>84616916
>The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
>they're all morally ambiguous and handsome

???

>>84616916
>What are some movies where you get exactly what you expect from the title?

Superman

One of the ladies had a perm

>Django Unchained

Django has his chain removed

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>>84617193
>alien 3
>only 1 alien

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>American Psycho
>Played by a British dude

I felt robbed watching this movie.

>Drive
It's about driving, the character drives, but it's also about "drive", motivation to do or achieve something

>>84617053
>>>/pol/

>>84616916
>Casino
>plenty of casino in the movie

>A Clockwork Orange
>never once is a clock shown with orange innards

Fools Gold with mcconaughey, in the beginning theres a part where a babe flashes her titties.
It was nice.

Up

>the thing (singular)
>theres actually a lot of different things in the movie

wdf,,,

>Star Wars
>features both stars and wars

>>84617671
Oh fuck i thought this was a thread about titties in PG-13 flicks.

Star Wars, cuz there are wars among the stars.

>>84616916
You can't start this thread and not post the material, OP. Come on now

>>84616916
Every fucking capeshit
Every fucking Godzilla movie
Gosh I wonder is there a Godzilla movie that doesn't list the monsters involved in the episode

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>Jaws
Multiple jaws everywhere... some more dangerous than others.

>>84617053
>It's an anon brings up his dumb political opinions for no reason episode

>>84616981
I think the studios pushed that through in case of Titanic.

>>84617053
>Muh Conservative censors
>Meanwhile Hip-Hop, Heavy Metal and gory horror movies were the hottest thing in the 80's and 90's

The argument never made sense. It seems like the media highlighted a subset of people just to demonize the entire right.

Even the Atheists still complain about creationist boogeymen when it was settled over a decade ago.

>>84617150
>zero Willy
there had to be like, 4 helpless kids, a billionaire, and 300 midgets in both iterations and not one willy.

>>84617317
>Enormous, rich, big-name actor/directors are allowed to create their own extremely lucrative films and have them distributed despite an angry phone call with an Ex
Damn conservatives grubbing all that power.

>>84616916
>Wonder Woman
>Spend the entire film wondering when it would end
>plot revolves solely around the fact that one of the characters is a woman

>>84617457
kek

>>84616916
Watched Spider Man- there was a radioactive spider and it raped him making the boy into a man, then Peter went home and came all over his bedsheets thinking about it.

>>84616916
Snakes on a Plane

ther r sneks on da plan

>>84617317
For a decade he didn't get to direct any films or star in any major films.

>>84616981
Porn is in literally every man, woman and child's pocket on their phones. There's no reason to.

>>84617588
Bateman was British!?

>>84617053
Haha. Moron. "Liberals" have fucked with censorship just as much, if not more, than anyone. I bet you'd love to go down on Tipper Gore.

>Bad Teacher
>she truly was a bad teacher XD

>>84617317
*counter-semite

>>84616916
>Titanic
>pronounced Tight-anic
Good job guy.

>thread about TITles
>not tits


shit op

>>84617317
Found the Jew

>>84617632
>it's also about "drive", motivation to do or achieve something
holy shit i never got this

>>84616981
>>84617021
You only see one tit at a time. I'm serious. Watch the scene again.

>>84617659
No man, it means an orange, as in fruit, with intermeshing gears inside and springs that you wind up. Did you not see it the prison scene?

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>>84617317
low tier bait my friend

>>84620212
1 tit is still nsfw

>>84620247
You have a job? What is that like?

>>84616916
What about armpit hair? Did women shave those back then? If so, why? it is not like they showed them off in public. Armpitanic?

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>Race
>It's about a race but also about race-ism

>>84620478
>Did women shave those back then?
women have LITERALLY been shaving and wearing makeup since before ancient egypt. its been so disliked for so long by our ancestors that is still the norm in almost every country to have it removed.

thats why the weirdos who like it are so fucked up. if you like body hair on women, you are a genetic dead end AND a faggot

>there will be blood
there was

>enemy mine
>the director put an actual mine in the movie just in case anyone wouldn't understand the title and would expect an actual mine

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>You're next
>I wasn't next

>>84620864
>hotline miami
>doesn't show literally anything that implies it takes place in miami

>saving private ryan
>he got saved

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>>84616916
this was just bullshit, was expecting some magic kino and got some jungle shit, not a single sorcerer in sight not even a fucking mage

>>84616916
>Brasil
>Ends with "Aquarela do Brasil" in the background

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>Goldeneye
>no eyes made of gold

>Blade Runner
>Nobody runs with blades

>>84616916

You've just reminded me how disappointed I was when I went to see Snatch.

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>>84617740
>still posting PG movies with tits

>Men in Black
>Is not interracial pornography

That's $7 and 1.5 hours of my time that I'll never get back.

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>>84619951
Well you see I'm probably autistic according to plenty of people on the internet but I prefer cinematic titties. Porn is just too in your face for me. It's not portrayed like it's art, it's just people fucking. I rarely get off on porn to be honest.

>>84618960
>It seems like the media highlighted a subset of people just to demonize
90% of the people on this website base their judgement for a group of people or ideology on the fringe elements.
So quit your bitching.