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Lord Vader, did I ever tell you about Order 65? Order 65 was one of the 150 contingency orders that the clone troopers of the Grand Army of the Republic were trained to carry out in the event of different emergency scenarios during the Clone Wars. Order 65 stated that if a majority of the Senate or the Security Council declared that the Supreme Chancellor was unfit for duty, the Chancellor was to be captured or, if necessary, killed.
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>>84610457
Lord Vader, never under any circumstances enact Order 46. I will not go into detail but I can reveal that I was drunk and had just spent a glorious night with a Taiwanese ladyboy when I created that one.
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>Order 69 is just nasty. Dont even ask Lord Vader.
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>>84610570
Does Wookieepedia have an article on Taiwanese ladyboys?
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>>84610457
Order 23 Lord Vader? Yes.... Yes I remember that one. On my word the Clone Troopers will all have the immense desire to consume nothing but hot dogs. If they're unable to eat one within six hours, they will begin to defecate repeatedly where they stand, going insane with the inability to indulge in the pork based food. One of my proudest concoctions I'm sure you'll agree.
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>>84610457
>Execute order 65... no wait... 66, fuck fuck
>No Backsies, My Lord
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Lord Vader did I ever tell you about how through retconning the EU I turned a pretty neat turncoat story into a generic story about slave soldiers with control chips in their brains?
They were good friends
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>>84610457
>Lord Vader, did I ever tell you about ducks? chairs? or sex?
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>>84610457
Lord Vader, did I ever tell you about Order 67? It was a contingency order, meant to be executed in the event of an attempted Jewish takeover of the Republic. It stated that all people that are at least 1/4 of Jewish ethnicity were to be killed on sight.
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>>84612323
>space jews
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>>84610457
Did I ever tell you about the Obsidian Order? it is enacted INCASE YOU ATTEMPT TO FLEE THE STATION DURING A TAKE OVER
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7CRatBZBaY
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>>84611503
lmfao
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>>84610457
Lord Vader, did l ever tell you about order 77?
It is a contingency order that makes the entire empire start secretly constructing an even bigger Death Star called Starkiller base. The work will last decades and consume staggering amounts of resources.
It is meant in case our power is destroyed by the rebels and our work will have to be continued by some incredibly imaginationless bunch of fanatics.
The order has only one weakness: Mary Sues.
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