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What kind of people find out about sex this way? I didn't

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What kind of people find out about sex this way? I didn't need someone to tell me, it's literally human instinct. You think Adam and Eve needed to be told? You take off your clothes with a girl and you just know what to do like a goose flying north. It doesn't need a map.
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>>84591563
most girls don't watch porn
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>>84591624
neither do I, at least not before I had sex. Still watch it infrequently.
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>>84591563
I dont believe her... she was 16 ffs.
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obviously her parents don't love her
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>>84591624
>most girls don't watch porn
>Only knows mom and sis
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>be no name actress
>have no sex tape
>make up some shit about how you learned oral sex from the tv show you're in

well it got her a headline at least
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>>84591563
>Wow!!??
>People do.. that?
>That's so fascinating!

good cover sansa everyone bought it
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>just like you
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Lmao couldnt sound more ridiculous. Unless she was jept in a cave, we were talking about oral sex when we were in 3rd grade.
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>>84594407
i unironically wasnt aware of oral sex until i was mid-20's. I kneww girls sucked dick, i didnt knew men lick pussies until literally when i was 25
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>>84594491
what do you mean?
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>>84594491
I bet you're 46 and still live with your mom.
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>>84594526
i mean i was a religious virgin until my mid-20's and when I finally had sex, the 3 girls I fucked never mentioned oral sex. Then while watching The Sopranos there was that one episode where that old mobster was eating pussy and I was confused so I ended up googling it
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Sophie Turner is a smoker. Please ignore her disgusting self.
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>>84594491
Back in 7th grade the kids would laugh at me for not knowing what "spank the monkey" meant. I didn't even figure out how to do it until I was 15 when my parents finally got us internet.
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>>84594597
Eating pussy is a sign of weakness. And possibly a sign that you're a fanook.
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>>84591624
that is BULL shit
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>>84591624
source?
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>>84592358
kek this
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>>84591624
maybe 20 years ago.
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>sucking dicks is human instinct
t. homosexual
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>>84594650
>Eating pussy is a sign of weakness
can I get a brief introduction to this topic?
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>>84595419
What are you gonna do? I don't make the rules.
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>>84591563

Do people actually believe these bullshit PR stories? Even baby boomers wouldn't fall for that garbage.
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>>84591563
She's 21 now and Game of Thrones first aired in 2011, so she was about 15 when she first started. I think I started jerking off for the first time around 14. Seems possible.
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>>84595788
I think I learned about oral sex when I was like 12 and also started masturbating around then but I could see a sheltered young actress with helicopter parents not knowing about that.
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>>84591563
I first heard of oral sex in that one monty python sketch and I thought it was dirty talk lol
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>>84591563
>British sexual education
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>>84591563
This is obviously a lie
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I didn't know what sax was until I was like 11, my parents explained when I asked where do babies come from?
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>>84595419
that's all there is to it
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>>84595419
Implication is that putting your mouth where a dick has been makes you a fag. It's bullshit though, because girls suck dick and we kiss them anyway. You should treat a girl to oral at the same rate she treats you, and/or to have her cum first/finish her off if necessary.
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Brits are only allowed to watch procreative missionary sex.
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>>84594313
She looked prettier here. What happened?
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>>84591624
Have you been living under a rock or is your only female friend your mother?
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>>84594491
I fucking fantasized about that when i was 10.
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>>84592273
Zis
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>>84594491
Trinidadian guy I know was talking about that. Said no real man puts his head between a woman's legs. That means you are weak and the woman is the one calling the shots. You should never eat pussy. She has to suck dick of course.
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How did she pass the audition then?
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>>84599054
She knew what anal was.
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>>84594491
Man fuck you millennials and your eating pussy and asshole like a bunch of soft cunts, now Gen Z has to do it, you guys ruined everything.
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>>84591563

I think I knew about oral sex when I was like 6 from hearing the phrase "suck my dick idiot" ect in movies
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>>84598613
>>84595359
>>84594728
>>84592243
If you romeos actually knew women you would know most of them are way less kinky than males.
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>>84599098
>>84598672
Aren't you a bunch of alpha males. Check any ancient sex guide, pussy lickilicki will be there.
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>>84598574
that's not the implication at all you fucking retard. enjoy your HPV and throat cancer, cuck.
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>>84599131
my gf wants to peg me
what should I do
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>>84598574
>girls demand you lick their coochie when in a relationship
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>>84596702
Yea, I remember bacj in my American biology classes when we talked all about sucking cock.
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>>84599131
>Most of them are way less kinky than males
Wew lad, how is it possible to be the wrong while to present yourself as intellectually superior on the matter
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>>84599303
Maybe when they are doing it they get a lot crazier than men, but men think about sex much more than women in general. Hell, men 80% of the time will accept sex if it's offered to them even without any previous shit.
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>>84599226
>calls others cucks
>never smelled, licked, or touched a vagina in his life other than his mother's
No need to throw around words you hear from your mum when she argues with your papa. Tell your half brother Jamarcus I said hey though
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I have a vivid memory of a classmate telling everyone about flavored condoms one day in first grade. My assumption was that men could pee in a woman's mouth for convenience and she'd happy accept if it tasted like cherry.
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>>84599244
don't be a faggot, let your gf fuck you in the ass
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>>84591563
But I eat from there, Mister.
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>>84591563
>where as you...
>well, you're just the kind of person who likes Game of Thrones
did they just call their audience virgin autists
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>>84591563
Found out about oral sex from hardcore porn channel on cable tv as a teenager. Found it disgusting, still kinda do, though I understand the appeal to some.

t. 27yo V-GER
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>>84591563
>You think Adam and Eve needed to be told

Adam and Eve must have been mistaken
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>>84594313
Gimme gimme gimme a million
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the coke is rotting her brain

carrie fishered when
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'member when you thought a blow job meant the girl literally blew air on it?
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>>84598574
>we kiss them

what a fag lmao
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>>84594491
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>All women are whores and I hate them, and I wouldn't want to pleasure a woman or touch a vagina (disgusting)
>I am however 100% straight
Whatever helps you sleep at night
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Actually most people know how sex works either from porn or they subconsciously remember seeing their parents do it as a baby.

God told Adam and Eve how to have sex.
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>>84600827
I want to embarrass you and claim that nobody else thought this but I actually did think this.
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>>84601492
don't be stupid mister
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>>84601510
that's the truth and i'm sticking to it
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>>84594313
I thought Boy George died from AIDS in the 90s
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>HEE HEE IM TOTALLY A VIRGIN U GUISE XDD!11
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>>84601492
>god is a sexual deviant who gave adam his feet and>>84601492
bush fetish, and eve's inflation and watersports fetish
really made me thingk
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>>84599098
I'm 35 and I've been eating pussy since 1999. It's not a millennial thing.
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>>84599286
So Americans really are biologically different to normal humans?
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>>84591563
one girl in my english class during senior year of high school asked the teacher mid lecture what sodomy was. it came up in dante's inferno, which we were reading. she was a teacher's pet type, so she definitely was confused and not trying to be funny. the teacher answered her with a straight face after a short pause. her response was "oh..." and she stopped asking questions after that.

i really wanted him to say something like "stay after class and i can fill you in" but he played it safe. she was really cute, too.
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>>84591563
>it's literally human instinct
Past a certain age. I found out about sex at about the age of 10 and slowly gathered together a complete picture of what it consisted of by about age 12.

I imagine if I was Adam I would've figured it out around my mid teens.
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Eating pussy is the most beta thing a man can do
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>>84601683
you don't just figure it out sitting there you fucking tard you need to get a girl grinding on you
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>>84601715
Right
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>>84601724
>that old contemptuous agreement

lmao, if you weren't a shithead in the first place you wouldn't find it so hard right now
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>>84601754
I have no fucing idea what you're talking about.
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>>84601688
Woah calm down there tough guy
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>>84601773
you
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>>84599131
Oh yeah, wanting to get choked, hair pulled and spanked is not kinky at all, some guy wanting to do anal is a lot more kinkier eh
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>>84601688
Whatever, more pussy eating for the rest of us real men.
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>>84591563
>expecting people to believe she didn't suck kike cock for the role in the first place
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>>84601784
>>84601794
Ok cucks go ahead and ignore the fact that in nations where masculinity isn't frowned upon (Russia for example) eating pussy is seen as a beta thing. It's literally you letting yourself get dominated by a woman
Not to mention the disgusting "taste" and smell of pussies
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>>84601836
>not wanting to be suffocated between a woman's thighs

What're you, some sort of faggot?
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>>84601836
>>84601880
Indeed, for being clamped against the quivering mass of moisture as your lady writhes in pleasure is the best, best feeling in the world. Better then penetration in my opinion. But I just really like eating pussy I guess.
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>>84599098
Just take the /r9k/ route and don't fuck women at all. That will show them.
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>>84601482
>hahaha lol that guy is capable of not thinking with his dick for a split second
>must be gay heh
>happy wife happy life lmaaaoo xD
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>>84601836
I bet it's also an alpha thing to have your girlfriend dump you cus you can't make her cum
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>>84602174
If she leaves she dies
She does not leave
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>>84602174
I don't date shallow whores
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If a guy would not go down on me (female) that would literally end the date. All of my friends feel the exact same way, I've heard them tell me multiple times they would suck dick and the guy pussied out when it was their turn so they straight-up got dressed and left.
That's why men will never be able to please a woman in bed like a woman can. When two girls fuck, for real not like in porn, it's all about technique. Most men are horrible at sex because all they do put their dick in a whole.
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>>84594491
how the hell did you manage to find 4chan
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>>84599131
My Secret Garden makes /d/ look civil and restrained in comparison.
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>>84602733
First of all, expecting oral sex, which is something very intimate, on a first date is insane. Just because your friends are nasty enough to suck strangers's dicks isn't a reason.

And secondly, it is well documented that lesbian couples have the least amount of sex out of all the gender pairings and are often sexually frustrated. No wonder as lesbian sex is just glorified forplay.
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>>84594313
>You spin me right round
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