How many daily calories does he need to survive and where

It's just best to not think about it

>>84583965

You saw him kill and eat that big-ass octopus monster did you not?

big ass banana trees

>>84583965
Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show,
I should really just relax"

>>84584038
Imagine his poops haha just kidding

>>84583965
Kentucky Fried Chicken and watermelon diet

>>84583965
he drinks his own jizz

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>>84583965
Fish, plankton, sea greens... protein from the sea!

>>84583965
big fishies in the wata

Fuck movie ruined

>>84584169
>ywn visit skull island with scooby doo and sniff both their poops at the same time

>>84584038
He also ate a human bean

The water there must be gross cause he's always filling it with his big donkey kong piss

>>84583965
A better question is how massive his ape shits must be

>>84584038
The big ass octopus fed on big as fish and crabs who fed on big ass planktons who fed on big ass algae

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>being a konglet

>>84584179
>xD ahahahaha because le black people are monkeys hahahahaha epic hail kekistani!
This joke hasn't been funny since 2008
>inb4 Hi Tyrone

>>84583965
I'm sure that guy on Film Theory will do an entire video on it soon.

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>>84583965
What was his tax policy?

>>84584300

How many calories does Godzilla need?

>>84584341
>This joke hasn't been funny since 2008
racism is never funny, anon

>>84584038
Yeah one time in one day

>>84584341
Shoo shoo faggot

>>84584341
Black people are basically monkeys but I was pleasantly surprised that the film didn't try to draw the comparison, specially since Kong was an ape.

>>84584300
do americucks really use length of a foor as measurment? sureley they can't be this dumb

>>84584341
They're missing you over at reddit, Jamal.

>>84584341
you okay my man?

>>84584374
He absorbs radiation

So the energy equivalent to calories is probably a lot

>>84584341
Hi Tyrone

>>84584385
Tell that to the countless black comedians who use it as their main source for jokes.

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>>84584424
>foor

giant bananas

Anybody have any webms from the movie?

>>84584209
To think this actually won awards for special effects before Star Wars fucking blew everybody out of the water

>>84584300
you fucking dumb nigger retard

they literally say in the movie HE'S STILL GROWING

fucking dumb cunts that don't watch the movie. I bet you watched this at 4x speed you dumb coon.

Better question: where the FUCK is his (massive) dick? Hidden in his pubes?

>>84584294
remember that whales only eat plankton and krill

>>84584672
>Konglets being this sensitive

You are 5'4 IRL aren't you?

>>84584701
Gorilla dicks are so small that they potract if they stand up

>>84584483
>He absorbs radiation

so he is basically a plant?

>>84584483
>absorbs radiation
Muto absorbs radiation. Godzilla is a giant source of pollution that poisoned everything he touched

In the old monster cereal movies, he would fight giant t-rex's and bugs, I'd assume he'd eat em, if this Kong is the same and the movies will go to the underworld part of the Kong world in the next one.

Best Scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbDxSsTACnA

Second best scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl39iEh3OJc

>>84584802
how many calories did a trex need?

>>84584719
That can't be true

>>84584701
Monkeys and apes have super tiny dicks.

>>84584777
>he didn't watch the movie

>>84584827
>The erect gorilla penis is only 3-6 cm long,

http://www.berggorilla.org/en/gorillas/general/social-life/wie-sehen-die-geschlechtsorgane-eines-silberrueckenmanns-aus/

I mean I guess if you scale it up it'll be a huge dick but it'll still be a dicklet

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>>84584885
Kong is a -let in every way

LMAO get rekt filthy monkey

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>kong vs the helicopters scene
too bad the rest of the movie felt meh

>>84584817
>Flying inside his reach radius for no reason whatsoever

They should have been able to kill him effortlessly.

>>84583965
1,000,000
By Octopie.

Who cares?

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>>84583965
>when you realize that an ape scaled to such size couldn't exist without falling apart due to the square cube law
Suspension of disbelief completely ruined. Do they really expect people to buy into this low-effort spew? Do you idiots ITT unironically watch this?

Reminder that real gorillas are vegan and they're stronger than anything that eats meat

>>84585042
>average joe at 6ft

Manlets btfo

So being a giant gorilla makes it ok to drink sea water ?

>>84585082
Yeah, but they also have distended stomachs which allows them to ferment and extract more nutrients, and they have to eat ~20kg of plant matter a day.

>>84585082
Omnivores.

>There are retards who ACTUALLY BELIEVE that Godzilla attacked Randa's ship when it's out of character for him

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>>84585042
>200lbs
>Average

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>>84584922
>tfw they are going to let kong win the kong v godzilla movie because >muh america

>>84584885
>>84584830
>>84584719
My cock is so small that when I poop I have to "aim" my penis down into the bowl otherwise my pee will shoot over the bowl onto my britches

>>84585042
>your bones wouldn't also grow
Can you science fags fuck off. I swear every day you find something new to lie about.

>>84585042
>hurrr his bones wouldn't get bigger and stronger

>>84585042
Citing square cube law is one of the most reddit things possible. Its just regurgitating a stale point that everyone knows about, but that only autists care enough about as to use it as a talking point whenever an enlarged living creature is the topic of conversation.
>what would you fight, 1 dino sized chicken or 100 chicken sized dinosaurs
>the dino sized chicken, because square cube law xD

TLDR: Kill yourself, redditor

>>84585183
I think by his giant size he might need more salt so the salt in the water doesnt fuck his balance up

>>84585258
I got a new toilet seat a few weeks ago and I have to start doing this. If I don't aim my penis when sitting then the pee travels underneath the seat onto the floor. Happened twice and it was awful. My old seat I could just tuck my penis with no problem.

>>84585042
so could dinosaurs not exist?

>>84585042
It's not a gorilla that grew in size. It's a different species that was born large. That law does not apply.

>>84584188
He doesn't have a penis and there are no female Kongs.

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>>84585258
my cock is so big it always touches the toilet bowl and sometimes dips into the water

#bigdickproblems

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>>84585360
>entire premise is contrived bullshit from the get-go
>"Just turn your brain off, bro! Works for me! *watches yet another shitty hollywood flick with glee like a braindead pleb*

>>84583965
it wouldn't happen
its just not biologically possible on earth for that organism to exist, for reasons that include but go beyond calories

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>People complaining about Kong's size in the movie

>>84585390
Dinosaurs were not scaled, they had completely different biomechanics to hold their weight. And yes, many dinosaurs kept on growing indefinitely throughout their lives, and there's evidence they had trouble even walking after a point and died from this.

>>84585543
so isnt quoting the cubic square law dumb then? I mean what if King Kong has different bio mechanics to support his frame?

>>84585398
The shape of its body would not hold, just like a balloon with enough water in it will rupture. OPs question is also relevant. It's a contrived, unsubstantiated premise as a whole, nothing to defend

>>84585465
Fucking autist. I dont even watch shitty remake #10 movies, but the "just turn your brain off" argument has nothing to do with premises being non scientific. Thats just fiction. "Turn off your brain" is used whenever there is no internal consistency within a movie. FUCK YOU NIGGER REDDIT

>>84585245
I doubt that

The backlash would be tremendous

>>84584997
the pilots were all high/drunk off their asses and weren't paying attention so he caught them all by surprise

also in general they weren't attack helicopters/gunships so all they had were heavy machine guns on the sides that I don't think were even strong enough to penetrate his skin

>>84585082
>implying gorillas wouldn't get utterly BTFO by tigers, lions, grizzlys and polars

>>84585245
It'll end as a tie.

>>84585221
I guess that just depends on how built someone is, i'm 160 but i've seen guys in really good shape who were around that weight or more.

>>84585341
thats not the reason the square cube law makes it impossible

as your body gets larger you need thicker legs to support the weight, at a certain point the thickness required is too high and would restrict movement so it simple cannot evolve. The absolute maximum of this on land is the 4 legged largest dinosaurs, a gorilla that often walks on 2 legs would have an even lower upper limit (far smaller than kong) and it proportions would not be the same as a normal gorilla

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>>84585370
>>84585459
Pic related is a sketch of what happens. Basically happens with all toilets. My pre just shoots right over the lid unless I aim it down.

>>84584341
Ayo hol up
*smacks lips profusely *

>>84585398
you are wrong
>>84585796

>>84584885
>gorillas have small dicks
>whitebois have small dicks
reminder: white people are LESS evolved than melanin-enriched black people

>>84584709
Yeah but they're consuming it all the fucking time with long days

>>84585390

Dinosaurs weren't as big as you'd think. T-Rex was at most 20 feet tall

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Will Kong have another waifu when he fights Godzilla?

He sucks his own cock
Protien cum

tfw constantly seeing actually ignorant people who are objectively wrong and know literally nothing about what they are talking about be the biggest loudmouth cunts and refuse to accept any new information

It is truly suffering to frequent this board, genuinely one of the least intelligent on this website by some margin

>>84585898
Godzilla is a strong independent dinosaur that don't need no woman

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>>84585836
What did evolution mean by this?

>>84585390
No dinosaur was as big as Kong is in this movie.

>>84584885
>Small dick
Kong is truly /ourguy/

>>84585796

Not just that, beyond a certain size the muscles would get too heavy and just rip apart. All the meat would fall off Kong's bones.

>>84585836
white boys have small dicks because they're pathetic. they're not real men, unlike black men who are ripped, muscular SEX GODS.

>>84586103
>>84586103
once you really start digging into the biology there are dozens of reasons it wouldn't work

heart size/ blood pressure would both have to be astronomical
calorie consumption for an endotherm of that size would just be obscene

just 2 more off the top of my head

>>84584374
More than you can afford pal.

>>84585543
>And yes, many dinosaurs kept on growing indefinitely throughout their lives, and there's evidence they had trouble even walking after a point and died from this.
this sounds interesting. source?

>>84585570
sick of seeing people like you trying to be smart while saying completely retarded shit like this and not even realising how dumb you look

educate yourself

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>>84583965
ur mums butt

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>>84585658
>U.S. army pilots being high/drunk while in the presence of a Lieutenant who is also flying on board
No. UH-1's are still extremely effective at laying down gun fire while being much higher than above the freaking tree tops

when do we sign KONG up for BLACKED.com?

>>84584300
H-h-hes still growing
JUST YOU WAIT

>>84586638
Seriously though. Have you ever watched your gf take a black cock? Its pretty exhilarating.

>>84586725
>gf
where do you think we are?

>>84585798
>the distress on his face
Sick drawing bro

>>84586725
My wife just bit her lips after reading your post
What does that mean?

>>84585206
This

What Randa described doesn't match this Godzilla at all

>"It had no conscience, just destroy"

>>84586600
>U.S. army pilots being high/drunk while in the presence of a Lieutenant who is also flying on board

dude it was literally the last day of the war, everyone was high and drunk off their ass, they even show a bit of it while Samuel L is moping about how the war is over

he didn't give any real fucks and neither did they, it was just a survey mission

>>84584997
>not wanting KONG SMASH PUNY HUMANS scene because it's illogical

The fuck is wrong with you

>>84586886
Then was it maybe Ghidorah?

>>84585245
Bullshit. This is how it's going to play out:
>Kong gets captured and taken to America or Hong Kong as a display piece because that's how the story of King Kong always goes + Chinese audience.
>Godzilla shows up too because that's just what he does.
>They fight over territory, food, whatever. They just see each other and start scrapping.
>King Ghidora shows up too because this is the big reveal they've been hinting at forever.
>plot twist; Ghidora is the "big one" that killed Kong's parents, not Godzilla like everyone thinks.
>Kong chimps out
>Godzilla shifts focus to kill Ghidora
>Kong & Godzilla team up or at least don't actively try to kill each other and kill Ghidora. Kong is down.
>Godzilla shows mercy and returns to the sea leaving Kong alive.
>Kong will either die or get transported back to skull island to recover

>>84586952
>it was just a survey mission
and when they saw Kong that should've waken them up

>>84586355
easy on the scientism, reddit

>>84584341
Include me in the screencap

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>>84584665
Don't talk shit about Logan's Run.

>>84587210
no, it will be something much more convoluted and retarded

>>84585183
Yes actually, that's why things like antelopes in africa can't drink filtered water, their digestive system is not advanced enough.

>>84587542
Not everything is going to be Batman V Superman

>>84587542
>Godzilla is Kong's son
>Kong is secretly a woman
>Ghidorah is actually a one-head dragon with arms
>Main human character has a lot of screentime
>Opening scene takes 26 minutes
>Final fight scene takes 3 minutes

>>84583965
W E

>>84587542
Listen to this man.

Where's his gorilla dick or does Kong have a micropenis just like /fit/?

>>84587210
The next movie features Rodan, Mothra, and Godzilla against King Ghidora. Kong and Godzilla will have to fight against another monster.

>>84588025
Gorilla's have the smallest penis to body size ration.

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>>84584424
Yeas dey use foor leents as mesurment. Suereely stoopid peepuls

How big is Godzilla's dick?

Why are retards so interested about the dicks of a giant lizard and ape?

For all we know, maybe this Godzilla is a girl.

>>84588096
Blacks can't be gorillas then. /pol/ BTFO

More importantly, how THE FUCK did he keep sneaking up on people. They should have seen/heard/felt him coming from a mile away.

>>84585042
>implying this can't be explained by PYM PARTICLES
Everything can be explained by pym particles, he's trying to be clever but he's just showing his lack of knowledge of comics.

Next he'll do some stupid calculation and say that the Flash doesn't work, when it's explained by SPEEDFORCE

>>84584424
It makes it easier to measure people's asses

>>84584300
>6'2
>5'10

>>84584817
For being in the jungle for an extended period of time they all seem pretty darn clean

>>84588757
But neither of those clips are from a point where they had been in the jungle for any period of time.

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>>84584300

What a stupid thread, obviously a giant ape could survive if everything else in the ecosystem was scaled up accordingly.

>>84584169
>>84584228
You people need to fucking off yourselves.

>>84589041
Really causes me to fire up my neurons

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>>84585465
I don't watch any fiction movies at all ;)

Kong:
>Manlet
>Protects a shitty island in the middle of nowhere
>Filthy monkey
>no powers

Godzilla
>355 feet tall
>protects the balance of Earth itself
>Glorious dinosaur master race
>Atomic breath

How is this even a choice for some people?

>>84584209
>>84584209
I watched this for the first time at 2am with a bunch of friends years ago. we were all super exhausted, and for some reason we just fucking lost it and laughed our asses off when he showed up on screen.

we still laugh about it today and we don't even know why it was that funny

>>84589476
>Kong= Batman
>Godzilla= Superman

Bravo Snyder

>>84585691
Did we as human beings ever pit these animals against one another? I'd like to know the results. I feel like a gorilla could probably take out any cat species in a fight. It'd just clobber a tiger or lion to death. A grizzly though idk, that'd be a good fight and I'd pay good money to see it.

>>84589601
full grown lions and tigers are pretty massive tho, and their jaw strength and claws are insane

grizzly would wreck all their shit tho, simply because of how big and strong it is, with claws and teeth to boot

>>84589642
Yeah I kind of agree with you. 2 Gorillas vs. 1 Grizzly though idk idk

>>84589493
Because it's the shittiest movie robot of all time (despite being in a movie that was heralded for its special effects).

He has friggin drying machine hoses for arms!

>>84584300
Since when the fuck is King Kong 100 feet tall? He has been 25-30 feet ever since his first movie, in the 1930s.

>>84589818
>he didn't watch Kong: Skull Island

>>84585287
??? must be bait. You cant possibly be THIS retarded

>>84589818
Since they wanted him to fight Godzilla, faggot, and they say he's still growing in the movie, which takes place 35 years before Godzilla 2014.

>>84583965
how does he manage to support his weight in earth's gravity?

>>84589642

Lions and tigers aren't that strong. They are just very efficient for their side. A lions bite is nothing compared to a Hyenas which can snap elephant bones.

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Guess

http://www.strawpoll.me/13250662
http://www.strawpoll.me/12790854

>>84584374
imagine his mum having to cook him a million tendies every night. That's probably, what killed her btw

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>>84590103

>>84585364
he also needs more water, and the ratio of salt to water in saltwater is still the same no matter how much you're drinking

>>84585221
If you have any sort of muscle mass 200lbs will look slim on a man 5'10 or up

403841 kcal is Kong's TDEE.

Unless king kong was scientifically made in a lab by scaling up a real gorilla the square cube law doesn't fucking apply and you redditor fedora tipping faggots can go back to jerking off on George r.r. Martin tv shows.

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What are his tax policies like?

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Tell me

Do you bleed?

You will

>>84584341

t. Jamal

>>84589072
it couldn't though
it couldn't even exist at that size
you are stupid

>>84583965
Why do they never show the dick? You're allowed to show cock if it's non-sexual, look at YouTube.

>>84589601
it would not be a good fight
it would be incredibly one sided
same goes for the big cat species, A gorilla might fend off a leopard but it would have literally no chance against a tiger or a male lion

>>84590168
no It won't
mike tyson was 5'10 and about 216 lbs in his fighting days and he looked like a freak of nature

boxers who are 5'10 and 180lbs look pretty distincly shredded, you wouldn't call them slim
you're probably just a yank and too accustomed to seeing fat people

>>84590428
it does apply and its hilarious that you are too simple minded to understand why

king kong has the proportions of a normal gorillas and that physically would not be possible, his legs would need to be thicker than than the area of his hips to support such weight
ergo its not physically possible you simple minded cretin

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>>84590964
Fuck off. Tyson was like 5'6

>>84591272
he's 5'10 you stupid dickhead
fuck off

>>84591321
Are you blind? Look at the picture. Compare him to the things around him. He is 5'6 tops

>>84591408
le ebin troll

>>84591453
>hurr durr I can't see proportions so he must be trolling

Off yourself

>>84591476
>hurr durr I'm too thick to know boxers heights are recorded and I can't use google

I hope you get brain cancer

>>84584209
too bad the 2nd half is so boring

>>84583965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNx4RbeSpYM
the irony is that this garbage movie is a huge load of empty calories

>>84592173
stop shilling your shit taste fag

Disliked your video too

>Louis CK profile pic

>>84591603
>hurr durr I am a fucking retard who believes the estat garbage Google comes up with

Yeah. And Tom Cruise is totally 5'10 as well right?


Fuck off

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>>84590103

>>84584169
haha

>>84584209
10/10 dank reference, anon.

>>84584817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Xbfyz0aXM

>>84584741
Or anything really, because almost everything absorbs radiation

>>84583965
thats the least of his problems. his body would collapse under its own weight.

>>84584169
>>84584179
>>84584188
>>84584270
>>84584364
>>84584415
>>84584429
>>84584507
>>84584552
>>84585258
>>84585459
>>84585822
>>84586638
>>84587984
>>84590781
LOL this thread is gold LMFAO

>Conversation about kaiju
>Some faggot(s) com in and say
>"DID YOU GUIZE KNOW THAT MONSTERS THAT BIG CAN'T EXIST BECUZ SQUARE CUBE LAW1!!!1!1"

Everyone knows that by now, stop pretending your smart by posting that

>>84584169
Imagine his dick and balls and volume of ejaculation during sexual coitus haha just kidding.

Godzilla fucking Mothra when

>>84584825
The midrange estimate is about 40,000 calories a day, or about half of an average adult human.

Is Kong black?

>>84595097
Is the sky blue?
Is you a virgin?

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>>84588073
>Kong and Godzilla will have to fight against another monster.

I nominate Gabara!

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>>84584169
>Imagine his poops

Now that I think about it, why didn't he throw his shit at the helicopters? Apes are know to throw their own feces at their enemies. Can you just imagine being in a helicopter that gets hit by one of his turds?

>>84585341
>>84585287
The problem with this is the strength of bones are growing arithmetically, but weight grows up exponetially.

Look at bears, gorillas, rhinos or elephants, their limbs are proportionately shorter than human ones, and they are thicker/sturdier than human ones.

>>84594253
*average adult American

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>>84596058

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vs6B_scH3I

Do you think Godzilla gets embarrassed when he farts haha

@84596567
no

>>84595582
When I was a kid I called him Godzilla without a tail.

It would have to be a pretty powerful kaiju to square up against both Kong and Godzilla. Gabara would get shit on. I want Destroyah. With CGI he would actually be able to move.

>>84584552
Black people can't be racist you dingus

>>84583965

I need a photoshop of this Kong Holding fried chicken and watermelon please

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>>84596521
>>84596058

>ywn be Kong and put cute little white girls in your urethra and shoot them out with your tsunami cumshot

>>84584827
Human beings have giant dicks (in comparison) because they have large vaginas because they have large heads because they have large brains from being smart.

The more you know.

t. somebody who used to be afraid of getting raped by a gorilla and looked into it.

>>84597907
why were you afraid of being raped by a gorilla

did you work at a zoo

>>84589041
>gets killed by a flying sail ship that to us would be like getting killed by a mini thumn tack

So... This is the power of being a lanklet...

>>84597936
Nah, I just was.

There are instances of human beings managing to kill bears, lions, tigers, etc. in a 1v1 bearhanded fight (though most of the wins were flukes and its like 100,000 wins to 1 at best.)

No such thing exists with Gorillas. We send the baddest motherfucker ever to exist against a gorilla an infinite number of times and he gets rekt every time.

Ergo, if a gorilla wants to rape you and you are in an enclosure with no help or backup, your getting raped or dead then raped. I found this idea somewhat terrifying, but the fact that you'd barely feel it makes it much less terrifying.

>>84597883
>ywn be Kong and put cute little white girls in your urethra and suck them down into your giant balls where they get turned into cum that you blast into some giant dinosaur pussy

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>>84583965
The other giant animals and insects on the island...

>>84590647
I thought this was funny. You deserve a (you)

>>84596756
Destroyah should be in Godzilla 3 if they make it. The big bad of Kong v godzilla should be hedorah

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>>84589041
ANCALAGON IS NOT THAT BIG REEEEEEE

AYO HOL UP
*smacks lips*
Yall sayin that before dem skullcrawlers
*beats chest*
we were
*roars*
KANGS AND SHIET

but what is the tax policy in king kong? how does kong island maintain?

>>84587469

Wearing a collar = turboslut. No exceptions.

is this achievable natty?

>>84599046
>not KONGS AND SHIET

ONE

JOB

>>84584424
All americans are disgusting, degenerate foot fetishist.

>>84584672
>>84584300

I'm a grower too and that's fucking bullshit

>>84593668
Fuck you, fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

>>84589642
There are different kinds of tigers. Far-East Siberian tigers are the biggest of all and are confirmed to sometimes hunt siberian bears. A usual south-asian tiger would be wrecked by a bear with no problem though.

>>84584300
But is he a big guy?

>>84590995
It doesn't apply because you don't know if kong has the proportions of a gorilla, they never stated that. It's a monster, an alien almost, like I said, if it's not a scaled up gorilla the epic fedora law doesn't apply.

>>84584374
newest godzilla iteration is an atomic reactor

>>84583965
Is this movie worth a watch? Watched Logan recently and that was a big disappointment. Is this any better?

>>84603277
Oh and I saw godzilla when it came out and it was shit too. How does this one compare?

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>>84600477
OBSESSED
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>>84583965
2 to 3 per day