Hey /tv/ Working at family video for the next 7 hours. Dubs

First DKR Bane scene on repeat

>>84580834
Do they rent stuff, or just sell?

My vote goes towards Foodfight.

>>84580834
Is that how the inside of a redbox looks like?

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

seconding DKR

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>>84580834
Are we still pushing The Pest?

kung pow

The Land Before Time, original VHS copy and pay attention to the Pizza Hut pizza party commercial before the movie

What year are we in?

>>84580834
wow I can't believe you took this picture 9 years ago with today's date written on a piece of paper just so you could make a unique throwback thread in the year 2017. kudos on guessing that video stores would be obsolete by now though.

>>84580834
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

Poultrygeist Night of the chicken dead

Or else Black cat, White cat

>>84580834
shrek

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>>84580937
>>84580874

The downfall

>>84580902
We do both. Most new releases are for rent for 3-5 weeks until we put them for sale and rent.

>>84581042
Honestly this place is a lot busier than you'd imagine. It's a pretty cozy summer job.

are you my friend Caleb? He graduated college 5 years ago and he's sitll working at a Family Video in the middle of nowhere

>>84580874
Roll

Evangelion

Brokeback mountain

>>84580834
Frozen

Problem child 2

>>84580834
The only Family Video I know that still exists is in Oklahoma, in a suburb of Tulsa.
Is that where you're at?

Nymphomanic

Fuck your rules

>>84581199
Winrar

>>84580874

FPBP

fuck, i have no idea what you'd have in there to rent

grand budapest hotel

>>84581199

Kek

>>84581199
Do it op

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>>84581155
Well since I got dubs I'll put on DKR since that's the most requested. Still need 2-3 more movies. Also AMA about working at a video store in 2017.

>>84581199

LOOOOOOOOOOL

>>84581199
I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU!

>>84580874

I believe what doesnt kill you makes you stranger

post pics of qt customers

>>84581161
>>84581216

I'm in the Chicago suburbs. No one named Caleb works here.

>>84581199

Of course this wins. Sorry senpai not about to lose my job. FOLLOW THE RULES PLEASE

>>84581272

put on brokeback mountain you bigot

>>84581272
what's the customer demographic?

>>84581314
Homophobe.

>>84581314
homophobe

This looks like my Family Video, I'm going to walk in and if it is I'm going to say a tv meme and you better laugh you sperg

>>84580834
>Only rules are it has to be in the store and appropriate for 13+.
A 14 year old's titties

>>84581272
Problem Child

Batman and Robin

>>84580834
New game

Let's get Caleb fired

>>84581272
Problem Child 2

>>84581367
>Not problem child 2
You had one job.

>>84581394
Batman Forever

Rolling for any kraut movie

>>84581314
Brokeback Mountain doesn't even violate any of the rules. It's not like it's a hardcore porn film.

Fantastic Mr Fox

>>84581404
Battletoads: Do you have it.

>>84581314
>I'm in the Chicago suburbs.
Where? I'm in Naperville

>>84581272
Speed Racer

>>84581443

he's a pussy ledditor,

>B-B-BBUT MUH JERB

abandon thread

>>84581272
The Dark Crystal

>>84580834
Zootopia

anything by Yasujiro Ozu

ICP's Big Money Rustlas

>>84581544
heh, hope your store has a good Criterion section

Coraline

Ishtar

face/off

any of the original TMNT movies :)

>>84581341
Majority teenagers and middle aged adults. A lot of Mexicans.
>>84581357
I'll be waiting.
>>84581544
We got nothing sorry

>>84580834
An extremely goofy movie

Turbo

Kronk's New Groove

>>84581576
Rooll

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Bane?

Spy Kids 3D

>>84581663
How many people on average come there in a day?

Also, Bee movie

>>84580834
Fuck that gives me nostalgia.

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>>84581732
that's a big screen

How busy is a video store in 2017

>>84581803
>>84581843
We've been open for 5 hours and made $140 from rentals today. We charge $1-3.50 depending on the movie. It's about twice as busy during the weekends.

>>84581907
>$140 in 5 hours
How is this place still open? Is it a money laundering front, or something?

>>84581907
Holy shit. Why do you think video rentals still pull customers? Do people like the experience of renting or don't they know how to subscribe to Netflix or what? Do you sell candy etc. there?

>>84582009
well its not like they have big expenses

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>>84580834
who is that? ANSWER ME!

>>84580834
>>84581314
>>84581732
Security cameras in a Family Video near Chicago eh.

You on Roosevelt?

Have a porno section?

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>>84580834
>>84581272
>mfw really need a job
>Family Video right around the corner where I live
What's it like working there in the current year? How was the application process? I need something easy because I browse this board all day and have no skills.

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Baby's Day Out

>>84582142
rent
wages
dvds

if they make $30 an hour I don't think they can profit after those expenses

>>84582009
A lot of our revenue comes from renting space to other businesses in our lot. So years ago the company bought these lots out and now we rent out the space and just get money from them.
>>84582028
For new releases are prices are way better than on demand. 2.50 vs 5-7. Also we do have refreshments.
>>84582155
Not me sorry.
>>84582267
Nope.
>>84582309
Yep. Some couple just rented some good shit.
>>84582332
It's pretty cozy. Weekdays are slow and you pretty much just do some inventory. Weekends are busy enough to go buy fast. Super laid back management (my manager is 24). The application process was a phone interview, in person interview, then a short math test. No drug test or anything.

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Do Baby's Day Out

There are only so many if them around Chicago. I'm gonna start calling each one asking of you got tdkr available for rent. You better pickup the phone op

Grown's Up or something from Adam Sandler

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The American equivalent to India's film, James Bond

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>>84582391
>>84582461
Sorry senpai.

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>>84582419
You from Schaumburg?

>>84582500
Wow an actual winner. I'll queue it up.

>>84582521
Post a pic of the adult section, I want to r8 it.

The Ladykillers because that's what I'm watching right now

>>84582573

This. I hope you have some good fetish titles.

Stargate: Continuum

Interstella 5555

Do that Dana Carvey movie The Master of Disguise

>>84582573
>>84582615
I'll get some good pics once the store is empty.
>>84582549
Nope. And even if I was from any of these places I wouldn't say.

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>>84582419
>then a short math test
Guess I'm not working at FV

>>84582419
What porn movies do you have there? Any bondage or nazisploitation stuff?

>>84582673
I assume it's simple math like if they give you a 20 and it costs 5.58 you give them the change.

Batman v Superman

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The Donkey Kong Country Cartoon

Uncle Buck

Cool Runnings

Drive

Galaxy Quest

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>tfw you'll never work at a comfy video store and spend the whole day shitposting on 4chan

Why even live

>>84582799
gold

The Nice Guys

Post the porn section you asshole

>>84582668
Any yiff/fur? How about gay stuff?

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Jingle All the Way

Ronin

Ever caught any thief there?

>>84582971
Who would want to steal DVD's in 2017?

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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Jingle All the Way or I will find you and kick your ass

How much do you get paid?

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>>84582999
Negroes

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Jingle All the Way right NOW

>>84582690
>>84582885
>>84582887
It's all normal shit. Just some funny titles. We get new stuff all the time, blacked, tushy etc.

Posting in a bit. Customers still here.

>>84582971
Nope, nothing like that. I used to close (midnight) and would be nervous as fuck for that last hour when it was pitch black out with no cars. This morning my coworker told me that some mentally challenged guy came in tried to sexually assault her (ran at her with his dick out) and she had to call the cops. He's not allowed in the store ever again now.
>>84583048
9.00. I'm only 20 and part time so they cuck me.

do you guys have pete and pete? put that shit on

>>84580874
roll

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>>84582711
14.42?

>>84580874
rolling

are you madly in love with any of your female coworkers?

>>84583140
Good job you're hired.

>>84583148
It's already playing >>84581732

>>84583114
>mentally challenged guy came in tried to sexually assault her
what ethnicity was he? very important question.

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Put on Jingle All the Way

>>84583177
You're only allowed to play the opening sequence or chapters with Bane.

>>84583177
Is there a way to just loop the same scene over and over again?

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I will not stop until Jingle All the Way is on.

Jingle All the Way

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>>84583032
Coming right up.
>>84583163
Nope. They are all ugly or old.
>>84583181
Mexican.

>>84580834
this is from march
nice try tho

>>84580834
>>84580834

Garden State or Problem Child 2

>>84580834
Shrek 2

>>84580834

Are you reading Capeshit books while at work, if so what?

Watch London After Midnight you pleb

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>>84580834
Drive

>>84580834
>appropriate for 13+

So any movie?

Blue is the Warmest Colour

>>84583114

Any kinds of benefits?

>>84583360
he will fall asleep at work and get fired good pick rolling for this

>>84583264
Why not go in order of dubs? You basically skipped >>84582799 >>84582999

>>84583384
Other than hardly having to do shit? Not really. You make commission on candy sales and movie sales (not rentals) which is nice, about 20-50 extra bucks per paycheck.

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>>84580834
Does your store have an anime section?

>>84583531
Drive is R so I'll get in trouble sadly. Kiss kiss bang bang isn't in store (sold).
>>84583554
Nope but I put on Howls Moving Castle every once in a while.

>>84580874
Rolling for this!!!!

Ernest Goes To Camp

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>>84583264
>Mexican
He was right all along.

>>84583204
>he doesn't use A-B repeat on his copy of DKR at least thrice a week

>>84583531
>Drive is R and he thinks trips are dubs

Top Gun

Any anime in stock?

Time Cop

>>84583114
>He's not allowed in the store ever again now.

Aww man I just wanted a hug.

I'd work in a comfy movie store if they paid a living wage or even existed in my area. (LA)

>>84582028
As someone who doesn't care about torrenting I regularly visit a small mom and pop video store near me. I will usually buy a candy and some shit when I go just to give them a little extra hoping they will stick around.

Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties

>>84581479
I'm on the blue line right now. Wish I could quit my job and work at a video store again.

Used to work at a BBV for about fours years on and off in Cali. So comfy.

Kung Fu Hustle

blacked

Little Shop of Horrors: The Director's Cut

>>84580874
roll

little rascals

Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights

holy shit video rental stores still exist?

i'm jealous, there's none near me. i still have pleasant dreams of visiting rental stores.

Foodfight!

Evangelion

>>84580874
please

pls play Foodfight!

2001: A Space Odyssey

Night of the Living Dead

>>84580834
Is it ever torturous to have to watch stupid movies?

Andrei Rublev

>>84586926
OP still here for some reason. I get to choose every movie that's on so it doesn't really affect me much. I just watch new releases that I haven't gotten to see yet or old favorites.

>>84580834
Where do you live? I think this is my local Family Video. I'm coming to kick your ass.

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>>84581155
Who would rent a movie for 5 weeks..?

>>84587317
Why would ask where he works then threaten to kick his ass? You should have waited until he tells you what city he works in, you fucking idiot.

Another anon going there to banepost irl to OP when