>Darth Sidious Bravo Lucas. Very subtle. Why not just go

>>84577817

Sleazebaggino

Darth Icky

Lucas a cunt

>>84577817
Lucas has never been subtle

Daily reminder that Darth Vader is a play on the words "Dark Invader"

>character suddenly turns evil
>makes sure this is clear by making him kill little children for no reason

some great character names you missed are Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm a Bad Guy, and Admiral Bone-to-pick

>>84578160
the point was to eradicate the jedi so there would be no possible power or retaliation afterwards. the kids could grow up and rekt shit

>>84577924
>Vader

Vader is Dutch for Father.

Don't forget Luke Starkiller.... BECAUSE HE KILLS THE DEATH STAR.
wait

>>84579011
Pure coincidence famalam

>>84579011
Which is unironically a complete coincidence

>>84577817
lucas is not subtle at all. Darth vader literally translates to "dark father"

>>84579011
And Vader was no one's father when Lucas wrote the original Star Wars, what's your point?

>>84577817
I don't get it.

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What do you guys think of prequel memes?

>>84577817
>Darth Sidious
>Dart Tyranus
>Darth Maul

does Maul mean anything or is the only name that isn't obvious?

>>84579301
maul
môl
verb

1.
wound (a person or animal) by scratching and tearing.

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>>84579272
Pretty great

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>>84579272
S'good

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>>84579272

>>84579272
>>84579649
>>84579548
>>84579378
I'm unironically beginning to love r/prequelmemes

>>84579548
Ha

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Narcissa Malfoy. Bravo

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>>84579011
It's "Vater", you faggot and germans don't even pronounce V the same way as english-speakers, it sounds more like F.

>>84580760
>Dutch=German
?

>>84578631
say what you want about plinkett but his reviews perfectly encapsulate what is so wrong with the prequels

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>>84580760
Sorry, I misread.

>>84577817
He's a sith retard, everyone's supposed to know he's evil

>>84577854
Pretty sure he was just fucking with people when he suggested Icky.

>>84577817
His name is Sheev though

>>84580858
The dumb thing about the prequels is that they're prequels. Literally everything is already spoiled by virtue of a superior trilogy that predates these shitty new movies by like a quarter of a century.
Who the fuck cares why vader is in the suit? It doesn't matter. Its a visual metaphor. As soon as they introduce "senator palpatine" who fucking cares, you already know hes the emperor and behind it all. We dont need three dumb, boring movies to tell us what we already know with a bunch of details that don't really matter and actively subvert what made the originals resonate.

>>84577817
STFU It could have been worse.

He could've been named Darth Icky

>>84577817
I always wondered why Lucas even bother to give him a sith name instead of just referring to him as the Dark Lord of the Sith before being exposed as Palpatine.

>>84580858
>Sheev
>evil
How to spot OT plebs

>>84579011
Was have the Dutch got to do with star wars?

>>84577817
>Insidious = bad
>Sidious = good

What was Lucas REALLY trying to tell us?

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>>84581420
Nobody likes the Dutch

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>>84581490

>>84581490
Sidious doesn't come from insidious, it's from "side" and "hideous", I.e. his side (the dark side) is hideous. Quite poetic actually, Shakespearean almost.

>>84581420
>Implying the prequels aren't a literal figurative dutch oven

>>84581387
>Murders his entire family
>Start a galaxy-wide war that kills millions just so he can create the Empire
>Intentaionaly lengthen the war

Totally not a bad guy

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