If you saw Baby Driver this weekend, chances are you saw thi

kingsmen is kiddie trash

>>84572240
Wow the new Reddit cinematic universe is really taking off. Watch out Marvelfags!

>>84572270
it looks like its what the action spy genre needs right now

>>84572290

juveniles to buy tickets?

>>84572240
>people say shills aren't real

also was that the rothchilds manor that got blown up? the same one in EWS?

>>84572363
>liking something is shilling
>>people say shills aren't real

please kill your'eself my man

>>84572240
I have no idea why the first one was so popular, it was fucking bad and this looks worse
Fuck off shill and fucking die

>>84572395
see they way they try to emulate shitposting? any true /tv/-maestro can see through it though

hope you're getting paid well scum

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>>84572395
>liking something is shilling

>>84572397
>stop liking what i don't like shill REEE
please refrain from posting on fourchan.com

Absolute trash

Hello fellow 4-chan /tv/ shitposters, cucks! watch kingsman 2 it's major kekarino!

>>84572240
You have terrible taste. Go back to that website you usually frequent.

>>84572423
>any true /tv/-maestro can see through it though

>not like us right guys legion is love legion is life XD

i was posting here before you saw your first bad advice dog on facebook

>>84572240
>>>/v/

>>84572526
see, this idiot shill thinks /tv/ likes Legion

>People actually liked Kingsman

Disgusting

>>84572580
i've never seen kingsman. i barely downloaded it last night. I was just posting that the trailer was very effective and it sparked my interest.

>>84572440

not dialectic

>>84572580
Admit that you only dislike it now because Reddit started liking it, you fucking faggot.

>>84572240
Honestly these movies are cancer

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>>84572975

>>84573030
Nah, it's a shit movie.

>>84573051
thanks for posting this boy

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>>84573067
haha yes well done faggot.. well done

HOWEVER

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>>84573120
>fun

>>84572526
>first bad advice dog on facebook
Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself. Lurk more before posting.

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>>84573143
>fun = bad

>>84573120
>using RT as an argument
>>>/v/

>>84573120
kike reviews dont change anything

>>84573166
just turn your brian off haha

>>84573172
you can't even write a review other than "it's shit"

>>84572502
Pornhub?

>>84572492
kek

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>>84572240
I don't get the appeal of kingsman stuff

It seems like a cross between spy kids and James Bond.

stuff like the table flipping over to reveal guns, or the subcar, they seem naff and old fashioned, like bond scenes for kids too young and ignorant to have seen them.

Am I wrong?

>>84573439
No, you're totally right, they're the same old trite spy action movies Hollywood has been making for decades with a superficial coat of crass. They don't actually try to mix London youth culture and spy flicks in a way that shows conflict between them.

>>84573439

that is in homage to indian action cinema you sheltered american tard

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>>84573656
>indian action cinema

>>84573656
I'm English, and I don't think not having seen laughable action b-movies from India makes you sheltered.

>>84573852

And you feel that this gives you, power in this conversation?

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>>84573656
>bollywood

>>84573852
>I'm English
literally honorary indian

>>84573908
>reddit spacing
>redundant comma
fuck off m8

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>>84573908

>>84573976
>telling an anonymous poster to fuck off
are you enjoying your summer break?

>>84572290

Capeshit mentality?

Neck yourself, kid.

>>84574018
Again, fuck off m8

What kind of fucking name is "Eggsy"? I saw the first movie, some other characters call him Eggy and he angrily corrects them that it's Eggsy, like that's any better. I didn't get it.
The church action scene was pretty awesome and the guy to fuck a Nordic princess in the asshole as a reward for saving the world, which was nice. Sam Jackson's character talked like a retard, I'm not sure what they were going for with that. I don't remember anything else about the movie so I'm probably not gonna spend money to watch the sequel.

>>84573166

if you're enjoying yourself, you're a pleb

you're not supposed to have fun. entertainment is a miserable solitary experience where you should reflect on how shitty your life is

>>84572289
I'd prefer this.

>>84574115
"fun" is meaningless and the crutch of idiots unable to actually express themselves

>>84574110
>yfw they removed that from the blu ray version

>>84572240
I'm surprised the first kingsman is so universally loved, when it's one of the most misogynistic movies of recent times.
Yeah yeah, I know neo-4chan and /poltv/ get super triggered by the word alone. You kids can leave.

But for a movie that turned every spy genre cliche on it's head to not only use the same cliche, but they amplified it by a million. Bondgirls do shit, they are characters. The princess he gets to buttfuck at the end? She's just an anus, nothing more. A price-anus. And his female sidekick is fucking useless. So useless they shoot her into space.
And when she's supposed to do something, she jobs super hard and it takes the main character to get her to do anything.

>tfw Roxy dies in the first five minutes without doing shit

>>84573143
Fun is not a a buzzword, shitlord.

>>84574110
it's a squaddie thing mate you wouldn't understand

>>84575385
And the chair he sits in? It's just a chair, doesn't even fold!
What other non-arguments can we post?

>you will never have anal sex with a princess

Why live?

>>84574110
I thought they based the character's name off of Banksy.

its pretty crazy how not sjw the first one was all things considered

>>84576334
it absolutely is. it means absolutely nothing.

>>84577410
no one in the real world cares about any of that shit

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who dis

>>84572240

what is this Tarantino James Bond? fuck this

>>84577990
chloe moretz