>don't have a job >Can't watch seinfeld because

All unemployed people should be summarily executed. There, I said it, we were all thinking it anyway. Leeches like you should be deported to concentration camps.

>>84564995
I'm looking for job, it's not like some dumb neet. The job that I'm being offered are too shit with no prospect whatsoever.

>>84564995
This. Don't forget OP, it's the National Socialist WORKER's Party

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>be NEET
>sleep 12 hours everyday
>always rested and relaxed
>watch various different tv shows on my second monitor
>don't even bother searching for a job
>gamble my unemployment money on soccer bets and somehow lucky enough to make a profit
>smoke weed everyday
>living with parents and also leeching cash from them
>leeching from government
>never even paid taxes even once in my 27yo virgin life

u mad?

>>84565067
On the day of the rope all unemployed people will be hanged from the nearest tree

>>84565067

whats your sex life like

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>>84565086
>implying

keep dreaming wagecuck

>>84565092
does masturbating to porn and jerking off with a tight onahole count as sex life?

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>>84565067
Kys

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*yawns and stretches*

Ahhh. How relaxing...oh, hello there little wagie, I didn't see you there! Have you enjoyed your little one-day holiday free from labor? Well, I sure hope you did. Your free days are over now. Better get to bed soon! You know what they say: another day, another dollar.

And me? Oh, I'm just collecting my neetbux. My savings is over 55k now, I sleep in most of the day, and I don't have to worry about traffic, overtime, or wait for Friday to enjoy myself :^)

Work reaaaaally hard for me this week, okay? I've got checks to collect! Tick tock, wagecuck!

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>>84565149
lmao no

>>84565185
I love NEET posters, they're always just on the nose enough to make it apparent how sad and broken they really are.

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>>84564980
>don't have a job

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>84565211
>how sad and broken they really are.
I'm actually happy that I don't have to waste 40 hours of my week for some shitjob I don't care about, I get da money for free.

>>84565157
based neetposter

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>tfw can't watch Seinfeld because I have foreskin

Must suck for Americans that need surgery so they don't get mocked by women

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>>84565211
I know you love me.

>>84565283
>>tfw can't watch Seinfeld because I have foreskin

Why? is it blocking your vision?

>tfw easy full time job with tons of mates, has tons of qts to flirt with there, keeps me fit as fuck and is close to where i live.
Was NEET inbetween spurts of being very casually employed at jobs I hated prior to this for years but in a year and a half I lost 30kg, got fit, bought a car and moved out of my mums. Christmas 2015 I literally had to borrow money from her to buy presents. Fuck being NEET, would kill myself before I went back to it because the ones who defend it are in deeper denial than the most lost causes of drug addicts.

>>84564980
>falling for the wagecuck scheme

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>>84565360
>being fat and poor neet

I'm NEET, fit and I own a car (paid for by the government, its a Mercedes btw, old but old enough that government cucks pay my taxes).

>>84565019
why dont you learn how to code anon.its really simple to get into and the pays great. Youcould be a web dev which doesnt even require a college degree

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>>84565067
Not gonna lie, I'm jelly as fuck.

>have my own firm
>have to work extremely hard
>make a lot of money
>it's never enough for all the expenses and heavy taxes
>always stressed out
>not enough time to shitpost on /tv/
>tfw no gf

It's not worth it.

>>84565594
Back to work with you wagecuck

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>tfw temporary neet again
I've got to enjoy it while it lasts

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>>84565786
Soon.

>>84565786
>wagecuck
>have my own firm
???

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>>84565855
>has to spend time working
>has to earn money to pay the taxes so your business is allowed to exist

yes wagecuck.

now back to work with you lazy cunt, niggas wanna eat too and they need your taxes :)

>>84565889

good thing I don't live in a nigger infested shithole then :^)

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>>84565889
>has to earn money to pay the taxes so your business is allowed to exist

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>>84565919
and how much is it?
I heard its like out of 12 months of the year you're working 4 only to earn those taxes.
but this is the problem of the wagecuck.

us superior NEETs never have to bother with shit like that.

>>84565331
Underrated post

>>84565019
>The job that I'm being offered are too shit with no prospect whatsoever.
You do what you have to do faggot

>>84565889
fuck.

anarcho-capitalist utopia where you starve when

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>working 10 years, 40 years, 200 years, how about I do none of them?
>me working? nope never, ain't happening, nope

>>84565988
what was the meaning of this skit

>>84565952
no it wasn't

>>84565067
what will you do the day your parents retire/die

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>>84565940
>I heard its like out of 12 months of the year you're working 4
I'm not sure about that but I have a lot of expenses with cars and supplies, the money is never enough, any guy with minimum wage can have a better personal life than I do.

>us superior NEETs never have to bother with shit like that
One day your neet life will end my friend, enjoy it while it lasts.

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>>84566020
I tell you what Wagecuck, you roll a 7 and you can go home early today, anything else and you work overtime.

>>84566059
kys myself

>>84565067
>27yo virgin life
wow everything sounds gre-

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>>84566059
take the phat inheritance and have a blast

>>84566072
but da wagecuck gotta wagecuck amirite?

>>84565233
just the fact that you have to pretend to use a happy reaction image is hilarious. dont stop

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>get a job
>work for two weeks
>quit the job

>>84566145
>amirite?
Yes.

>>84565067
Sounds pretty good anon.
I'd still take a good job and a good woman over that though if I had the choice.

>>84566156
I never managed past 2 days

>>84566145
i dont think being a trustfundbabb counts as being a neet

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>>84566149
I don't play pretend here fool.

I am actually happy, a job would just pull me down from my high.
I already have all I need.

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>>84566197
yes it does
>get cash from gubbament
>get cash from parents
>get cash from gambling

living the dream here desu famalam

>>84566193
so you like getting cucked and paying taxes over chilling all day while being as high as a kite?
your loss nigga

>"but but some stupid womyn and Mr Shekelberg value me!!!"

hahahaha

>>84565067
Are you spanish by any chance?

>>84566252
you're just a spoiled rich kid, not a neet

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>>84566252
based neetposter

wagecucks will NEVER recover

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>>84566258
no

hey wagecucks, in 2 hours you only have to work 6 more hours until you can go home.

hahahaha

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>be NEET
>Gaming all day erryday
>tfw this is the life
>Go out in weekend let friends pay for drinks
>Finally get GF
>No more virgin.jpg
>Gf gets more distant
>Suggest I get a job so we can a future
>Start looking for job
>Can't find one
>GF gets more angry
>Threatens to leave if I stay NEET
>Finally find job
>Have to work alot, mostly nights
>a few weeks go by
>Gf breaks up says im only working.
>Decide to keep job
>get lot of money
>company i work for is bankrupt
>NEET again

NEET life is best.

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>>84566312
>pretend online to have a good paying job (actually just showing off my neetbucks)
>get nudes
>block the cunt and fap to nudes and then get another cunt send me nudes

>>84566328
>dat fanfinction

LOL

actually at 27 I'm more relaxed than ever, I'm working out for years now, I have time to perfect my cooking skills and I age like a fine wine. cunts even give me looks but I don't need their worthless roastie asses.
the neetbuck shall all belong to me and only me.

>>84565587
Not the same guy, but where do you start? I'm thinking of getting into software engineering

>>84566202
>man's greatest test, is a woman

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oh good morning anon, rise and shine and start your work early! can't be late this Monday morning!

Oh, wait, you're feeling sick? tsk tsk tsk, can't have that anon, not during our company's lowest quarterly earning right after i bought a new house. Seems like you're not contributing properly to the team.

What's that? You want to take one of your 12 vacations leave OR one of your 12 sick leaves? What kind of employee are you? Do you really love our company? Guess not, looks like that promotion you're eyeing for 2 years will have to go to my nephew Moshe.

Tick tock anon, rise and shine

>>84566531
woman are annoying as fuck.
not really worth to put up with their shit

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>>84565067
Literally me expect I have my own place and a qt gf.

>>84565067
this life is fucking awesome, live it while you can, fuck the irate wage rage.
By the way, have you ever bought something? Congratulations, you're a taxpayer!

What are the tax policies like in the NEET extended universe?

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Ok, i'm gonna be serious here for a minute.

I used to be a wage slave. Hell, I was raised as a wage slave. Everyday as a kid my parents ingrained it to my brain that I have to study hard and get a good job, raise a family, earn good, get a car. Save up for your children and enjoy your retirement.

After a couple of years toiling hard, I get tired of course, sometimes I really want to just say it quits, but I can't I have a mortgage to pay and my child's schooling to pay for. Why can't I enjoy my life? Should I just enjoy my life when I'm old? that fucking sucks.

So I look for ways to be financial independent, I studied, I tried so many things. Now I'm a "NEET" that stays at home, earns enough money plays with his children and has a nice modest house. I love my life. Just think how much you're missing in life if you stay as a wage cuck.

Aim to be financially independent, stop this wage cuck mentality

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>24
>neet
>never had a job, zero qualifications
>dropped out of school and uni
>haven't talked to anyone other than my Mother or brother in a year

I've reached the point of no return so I'm incapable of caring about anything anymore

>>84564980
The unemployment episode of Mission Hill is absolutely devastating if you're unemployed.

>>84566266
>>84566197
For future reference NEET is an acronym for not in employment, education or training. Does having rich parents constitute employment, education, or training?

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>>84566543
>be american
>study for college get into debt
>get a job for minimum wage
>get sick get into debt again
>get only 12 days of vacation leave and 12 days of sick leave
>get hated for being white

KEK, what's up with you americans being into slavery? except this time you're the slave of the jews LOL. they didn't just take your foreskin they also took your balls

>>84566708
most of the NEETs that I know are rich af. they just don't have the drive to learn, work or study, since their parents are loaded af

>>84566328
>hah this anecdote will show em

>>84566734
please stop using "af" unironically it makes you look like a retard

>>84566761
sure thing famalam

>>84566668
>I've reached the point of no return
yep, +40 years left of life, no return definitely

>tfw don't want your Mother to die but have a self imposed policy of not killing yourself while she's still alive

This IS hell. I just want relief

>these threads are how NEETs deal with their crippling depression

>>84566668
What does your brother do, and what's his opinion of you.

>>84566813
>tfw my mom really really wants grandkids but she can't since an autistic loser

I'm sorry mom :(

>>84566857
Oh boy, why did you have to bring that up, my parents have already given up hope...

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>>84565067
living the dream
fuck you anon

>>84566808
I don't think you understand quite what happens when you deviate from society in such a drastic way.

I had a group of friends just a few years ago but now it's impossible to sustain due to a complete inability to relate to them, or anyone else that's even remotely a normal person

plus I was already an autistic outcast as a kid so it's just an intensified scenario of that. other people are like aliens to me. I don't understand what drives them

>>84566857
>>84566889
It's your parents fault

>>84565988
Charls is a neet

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>go for a bike ride
>intentionally ride through stop signs at full speed in the hope that you'll get hit and critically injured then die

>>84566931
No it's not, it's not your parents fault, it's not your teacher's fault, it's not your "friends" fault, and it's not women's fault, it's all exclusively your fault, stop blaming your inability to function as a proper human being onto others.

>>84566931
t. millenial

>>84567057
>stop blaming your inability to function as a proper human being onto
... people responsible for teaching anon how to properly function?

Go fuck yourself. People not doing their jobs should be held responsible.

>tfw Trust fund bb

>>84565157
I work four days a week at a job I love, make 128k a year, have a gf and fuck whores, and do what I love when I want to.

And I work at 10am, so no traffic.

Your move.

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>>84566891
feels good man

now I'm going to masturbate while the wagecucks have to spend at least 4 more hours of working.

>>84567098
>out of several dozens of students one fails at everything while the others succeed
Yes anon, keep blaming other for your failures, it's easier that way.

>>84567057
>not your parents fault

it's not my parents fault that?

>they had 3 kids without getting married and split up when I was 7
>crazy mom raised me malnourished on a vegan diet until I was 12 which left me with brain and focus problems
>was told "I love you" twice during my childhood
>ate dinner at the table once during my childhood (made my own meals since I was 8 and ate alone in my room)
>everytime I said anything I was screamed at
>wasn't allowed to eat cake at other kids birthday parties
>slept on the floor until I was 13
>moved house every 6 months
>routinely went to bed hungry
>didn't have any toys aside from a tennis ball

I'm sure all of this has nothing to do with the fact I can't function

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>>84567203
>being this spoiled

Top kek for the majority of history people had it much worse, you're just a whiny soft faggot.

>>84567203
Sounds like you can remember something and write about it. Do you have any idea how stupid the average person it?

>>84567203
Hey, at least you weren't born in Africa.

>>84567233
>>84567260
Yes but those people had tight knit communities.

It's much easier to suffer alongside other people. It's a different story if everyone is bullying you all day every day for being the outcast.

>>84567233
you obviously don't know much about history or have a deep comprehension of the human experience then

right now is arguably the most isolated, depressed and meaningless time humans have ever faced

>>84567194

Where did you infer I'm blaming others, or that I'm failing?

I'm telling you to go fuck yourself because you're implying people not raising their children should not be held responsible.

>>84567260

What does Africa have to do with it?

>>84567297
At least you have us and if it makes you feel any better, some of us had and have it worse than you.

>>84567434
n-nothing.

>>84565019
I worked as the night manager at Domino's for 6 months before I got my max comfy job I have now.
I learned more there than any job I've ever had prior too

>>84567439
I'm not saying I have the worst case in the world. It's just retarded when people suggest that environment and genetics aren't a massive part of who you become

>>84567138
You're lying to stroke your own ego on a burmese pottery forum. Pathetic!

>degree then job

Not anymore, educucks

>>84567203
>I live a purposeless life because of others

Jej. At least your awake at this relatively early time, that's the actual best advice I can give you: wake up at 5:30am everyday

>>84567297

Tfw OP goes from bragging to a therapy lesson in one thread.

Top kek

>>84567481
But there are people who were able to become someone despite being abused.

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Anyone else feel like waking up is the most painful part of existing? We should ban waking up.

>>84565157
Damnit I wish NEETbros posted more on /tv/. /r9k/ is a shit.

>>84567563
but waking up is when you get to have coffee and weed

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>>84567563
I wish night time lasted forever.

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>>84567563
>tfw NEET and always wake up relaxed and if I don't I just do another nap

>>84567553
ok. exceptions aren't the rule.

>>84564995
classcuck

>>84567563
actually the period between dreaming a reality is my favorite part of life

it's why I used to smoke weed so much so I could feel like I was in a dream eternally

>>84567057
>exclusively your fault
You're just wrong. You can acknowledge that your folks fucked up big time raising you and still take responsibility for your life. This type of bootstrap boomer ball licking bullshit is why pieces of shit pop out kids left and right.

>>84567709
Okay.

>turned down by McDonald's, Target and 3 warehouses
I'm about done t bh. I've never felt more worthless in my life

>>84567784
But there's a time in your life were have to make a choice, you keep they way you are going or you do something with you life, that choice is yours.

>>84567836

Don't feel bad, I got rejected by those sorts of places for a while too.

>>84567836
job searching is the dumbest shit. i firmly believe it should be illegal to hire for entry level positions from any pool of candidates besides people on social assistance who are currently seeking work. fuck off with this hiring teenagers who have a stable living situation and just want extra money bullshit

>>84567563

Waking up after a proper sleep is amazing

Waking up for work on not enough sleep, and it is cold, is the worst part of the day for me

>>84567888
>>84567903
I'm starving and just spent my last bit of savings on rent. I'm gonna be homeless again in 2 weeks because no one will give me a job. My family won't even help but I still can't off myself because I feel obligated to persist for their sake. Honestly I'm not even angry I'm just tired. This life simply doesn't add up for me, its not worth it.

>>84567944

Go a vigilante route anon.

>>84567484
Nope!

SAD!

>>84567098
I was semi-aspergy as a kid and now Im a high functioning adult with an S/O and a job I enjoy doing hanging out with friends during the weekends. I just started reaching out to people and gradually became good at socializing.

>>84564995
Kek, why are wagecucks always this bitter? Jealous much?

>>84564995
I was unemployed for 18 years>>84567654
This.

I just woke up and that morning coffee which is just so nice, I'm alone and still drowsy. Pic related.

>>84568151
More or less. I would say it's just Poe's Law in effect, which it likely is just anon's taking the piss for the sake of getting some shit flinging going on, but you see this shit irl all the time where wagecuck, particularly middle aged ones, shit all over NEETbros. Shit, they even talk down on minimum wagecucks for not having a "real job". Sure, working at McDick's is worse than being a NEET from my experience, but there's no fucking winning with the older wagecucks. They just get mad for no reason. I'd say I get legitimately upset at those people, and I've never really gotten upset at the NEETposters from /r9k/.

>>84565019
>nobody is offering me $70k a year jobs so I just won't work at all wahh.

It's called starting at the bottom and working your way up into a better position dipshit. Nobody is going to hire someone with no experience into a high salary job off the bat, it doesn't work that way.

I edged for 5 hours last night from 1am to 6am

aint life grand

damn

>>84564980
>implying george isn't the hero of every unemployed individual and/or NEET

>>84567851
You didn't read my comment, I'll try again: You can acknowledge you parents shitty parenting and still move on from it. Wallowing in perpetual victimhood is unproductive and honestly miserable but that doesn't exonerate your folks. I never denied that the choice to move on is yours, that doesn't mean there isn't a ton of adult children making babies out there. What kind of binary autist looks at his life and says "This was all me."

>be ugly and/or unhealthy
>put middle finger up to society and parents that fucked you over and just outright refuse to participate

NEETs are fucking heroes man. Why should people who got fucked do anything? Society says looks are literally the only thing that matters and entirely determine your ceiling for happiness. People who refuse to work in such a society are right.

>>84568361

I can't wait for the robo reneissance, what are people going to do with all this unemployment? Also, why is it happening so slowly?

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enjoy the ride while you still can

>>84567851
You have a double digit IQ mate. Also "doing something with your life" doesn't matter, you're still going to die a nobody in no time at all. Might as well make suffer the people who fucked you over, it's as good a purpose as any other.

>>84567057
>>84567081
I have a job and a house but if the parents who raised those two autists are so desperate for grandchildren they should have done a better job raising their own kids.

>>84565940
You also don't have to bother with women, friends or a purpose in life. Sounds amazeballs.

I remember spending a couple months sitting on my ass and it fucking ate at me. I had nothing to do, nowhere to go. I hated my life, and being a useless drain on my parents was a four month wound to my pride. While I don't care terribly much for work, I absolutely hate spending other people's money because I don't have enough. If you're content doing that then good on you, but that was never for me. I think NEET's waste way more of their lives than a lot of normies. They sit in their rooms playing vidya or watching TV and movies. They claim that they have more time to learn how to play an instrument, or how to cook. That they can work out. But you almost never see them use their time this productively. Instead they spend their 40 extra hours a week staring at a monitor or a television screen. They don't go out and do shit with friends, because their friends have eclipsed them in every way imaginable and they no longer have anything in common with them. They could get on a plane to anywhere in the world, but they don't because mom and dad won't pay for the ticket. I fail to see the benefit in being a NEET when most of them don't do anything with their time.

>>84568730
True until the part where he says you can't regenerate the damaged brain. It does regenerate.

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>mfw shelter all my money so neets don't get any

Feels great man

>>84565019
>its not like some dumb need
kys today, my man. Until you score that job you are not better than anyone.

>>84568705
>Also, why is it happening so slowly?
Because we're still at the point where that costs more money to implement and maintain than paying some dumb kid minimum wage to flip patties and shit.

my dream life is that everybody on the face of the planet just spontaneously vanishes and I'm left to do wicked shit for the rest of my life without normie obstacles

What's the point of having a job if:
>I have no gf
>I wouldn't get one if I had a job anyway
>I have no life goals
>my parents pay for food and internet
>I can pirate movies and music for free
>I'm not interested in buying literally anything other than those things

>>84565019
>it's not like some dumb neet
>The job that I'm being offered are too shit with no prospect whatsoever
That's exactly what a NEET would say though. They don't want to come into a workforce unless they're starting with a six-figure salary. Work where you can and keep applying elsewhere while you make some money. It's experience and money, and experience will help you find a better job.

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>31 years old
>father of a 2.5 year old and 3 week old sons
>3 week old wakes up every 2 hours or less, takes almost an hour to get back to sleep
>work as a unit tech at a hospital 3 days a week, 12 hour shifts of wiping butt, rolling over 400lb elderly people and bending over awkwardly
>job starts at 0545, have to wake up at 0430.
>get 5 hours of sleep a night if I am lucky due to screaming baby
>In college full time as well, three semesters left until I get my bachelor's of science in Nursing
>Was in the Navy for five years, half of it spent with the Marines, getting shot at by mudslimes while putting tourniquets on dudes blown off legs and putting IVs in in the back of numbers.
>Now I get maybe 2 hours a week to watch TV or movies. No video games, barely any time to exercise either.

You don't want my life. Stay NEET virgins.

>>84568926
>water and electricity run out
>all food spoil everywhere
>left to read books in the cold dark eating canned beans
what a dream

>>84569056
>what is oil

>>84568815
>a purpose in life
you can forge a purpose in life independent from working.

>>84569084
Sure, but life without a family or offspring of your own is pretty pointless. Your entire purpose in life is reproduction.

>>84569106
did you know only one in two men have kids?

>>84565067
Feel sorry for you lad

>>84569119
I don't believe that.

Life is horrifically bad if you aren't good looking, there's nothing to gain from working. All you're doing is making yourself another cog in a machine that serves to make the lives of the privileged even easier and more luxurious. NEETs are correct, modern day rebels.

>>84569024
>that pic

Hahahahhahaha. i knew when i seen that gook getting dragged off he reminded me of someone, its the "tell my wife im an orangatun" guy hahaha

>>84569142
This

>>84569133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAOGQNK9G48

>>84568730
This scared the shit out of me. I better stop isolating myself from friends and family. I've been experiencing those listed symptoms since my ex gf left me a few months ago.

I am fucked up right now.

>finished college
>worked for a year and the money was good but I felt empty inside
>they didn't renew anyone's contract so they let us all go
>first two months I am looking for job everywhere
>on the 8th of may I received another rejection so I decided to relax for a week and stop thinking about finding job
>weeks turn into months
>lie to my family that it is hard out there,when in fact I am not looking for a job at all

But I feel great. I go to the gym every day,I do maintenance on the cars and house and I am in a good mood,especially with the summer and beach everyday. I honestly don't know how I will keep up the charade and I don't know how I am gonna go back in the 9 to 5 world.

>>84568842
Productive for who? Being a normie who hangs out with his friends is not "productive" either, it's just a distraction.

>>84569245
lol

I haven't touched a girl in 10 years

>>84566660

how are you financially independent?

>>84569311
stocks. i tried to get into those crypto currency thing but there are too many popping up i don't know which will be there 5 - 10 years from now so i didn't delve much into it.

>>84569106
You don't get to say that for everyone, there's deviants from every norm.

29 yo, I've never been a neet for a day in my entire life. Kind of long for it, honestly, but my anxiety will never let me just rest and not do anything productive towards my future.

>>84569263
You mean time feels slow? Weird, for me days go by like minutes, time is so fast it's scaring me. I'm not a neet because I study in college but in my country that's basically a neet because no one respects you if you don't have a job at my age (over 21).

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>got laid off last month after working for 4 years
>literally the best, most fulfilling month I've had since I finished college
I don't want it to end, but my savings will only carry me until November

>>84569418
I know this feel.

>>84569418
how do you spend your days senpai

>>84569418
i know this feel. first thing I did was go camping to clear my mind, i really didn't want to leave the woods after that

>>84569365
Your entire purpose in life is reproduction, as is the case for every living organism. You reproduce to continue your species existence, it's chemically ingrained into your entire body to reproduce.

Just because you're a sentient being that can choose not to reproduce doesn't mean it isn't your lifes purpose still.

>>84569554
Having a purpose doesn't mean you have to follow that purpose. If you don't want to have kids you don't have to. That kind of defeats the purpose maybe, as humans are allegedly the only beings or things that can decide not to follow their purpose.

>>84569296
Not even a hug? Get out there before it's too late, man.

>>84568730
So basically you have to be a normalfag or die?

Once again life proves itself to not be worth living.

>>84568730
yeah but at least you are not dead or crippled

>>84564995
at least just kill the hobos. such an eye sore

>>84564980
as a wagechuck on a shit wage i can tell you i'd rather be neet again

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Welp i went to toilet and this thread blew up.

>>84569870
>tfw you are a neet but you sometimes go outside and have a nice chat with hobos and instantly feel like a better person than all the stupid normies that don't care about their fellow human being
>tfw you notice other people start being nice to hobos too and it's probably thanks to you
>tfw you are a neet but you made the world a slightly better place than the normies ever did

>>84568419
You can't climb the multistorey building with few stepped ladder.

>>84568956
I can't make a decent carrier if start counting money at a retail store.

>be me
>it's summertime, have to wait for college next fall
>am desperately looking fr a job
>apply for five different jobs
>call two days after for each
>nobody seems to care
>woman says "i'll give you five dollars for each box of slides you convert"
>ok
>let's just call her Dee for this story
>each box of slides has a minimum of eighty slides
>some of the slides are covered in rot and/or fungus
>mfw she drags her feet on payment
>mfw Dee's Nuts

>>84568815
>amazeballs
Fuck right the fuck off underage b&.

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>>84565067
>virgin life
eh 26 year old here dont care im virgin

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>be unemployed for 8 months
>worried my savings will dry up
>finally get a job
>pay is decent
>still worried about my financial future
>now im also worried about job security

Seriously though, what's the point of having a job?

>>84570618
Food and a roof, unless youre living off your parents

>>84570618
So I can move out into my own place.

>>84570618
So you can acquire currency

>>84570805
Currency to pay for things that won't help you recover all the energy and time you spent into acquiring that currency in the first place.

>>84570862
>Why even try in the first place??
You're gonna go real far in reddit meetup kid.

>>84571012
What are you talking about? Reddit is for normies with jobs, I've seen reddittors in real life.

>>84570804
but this room is all I need

>>84571038
underage b&

>>84571391
>he's right but I don't want to admit it, and I have no arguments so I will just call him underage

>>84570618
dude if i can just move in the woods and survive via hunting and shit i'd go primitive tech and live off it. sadly the need for internet is just too much for me :(

I just love shitposting so much

>>84566519
You start by going to college for it.

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AHHH WAGIE

I SEEN YOU'VE USED THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR PEA BRAIN AND DISCOVERED MY LAIR

NOW...YOU WILL DIE

>>84571462
What are you right about?

>Why even try in the first place??
You're gonna go real far in life kid.

>>84571641
Why are you implying I need to go far? Having a job or even "trying" doesn't guarantee you get far, it just guarantees you will exhaust your energy and time. There's always a fuck ton of people that have it way easier and will get further in life with less effort. The best thing I can do is manage my effort and time wisely and right now it seems like being a NEET is the best option.

>>84571710
You're the kid in school who said "I'm really smart but I just don't try hard."

>>84571787
There were kids in school that everyone said that about them and I was not one of those kids. I did well in school anyway.

>>84571152
that's fine, but my room isn't enough for me
captcha: norman carmel

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>>84571633
based musician NEET, have you completed your new symphony yet?

>>84569984
Completely false you fucking neet. I'm in a career that earns six figures and I started off in retail at 19. Just start working you pathetic neet.

Shower upon him every earthly blessing, drown him in a sea of happiness, so that nothing but bubbles of bliss can be seen on the surface; give him economic prosperity, such that he should have nothing else to do but sleep, eat cakes and busy himself with the continuation of his species, and even then out of sheer ingratitude, sheer spite, man would play you some nasty trick. He would even risk his cakes and would deliberately desire the most fatal rubbish, the most uneconomical absurdity, simply to introduce into all this positive good sense his fatal fantastic element. It is just his fantastic dreams, his vulgar folly that he will desire to retain, simply in order to prove to himself as though that were so necessary that men still are men and not the keys of a piano, which the laws of nature threaten to control so completely that soon one will be able to desire nothing but by the calendar. And that is not all: even if man really were nothing but a pianokey, even if this were proved to him by natural science and mathematics, even then he would not become reasonable, but would purposely do something perverse out of simple ingratitude, simply to gain his point. And if he does not find means he will contrive destruction and chaos, will contrive sufferings of all sorts, only to gain his point! He will launch a curse upon the world, and as only man can curse (it is his privilege, the primary distinction between him and other animals), may be by his curse alone he will attain his object that is, convince himself that he is a man and not a piano key! If you say that all this, too, can be calculated and tabulated--chaos and darkness and curses, so that the mere possibility of calculating it all beforehand would stop it all, and reason would reassert itself, then man would purposely go mad in order to be rid of reason and gain his point! For the whole work of man really seems to consist in nothing but proving to himself every minute that he is a man and not a piano-key!

>>84564995
keep sucking capitalist cock

you'll be gassed on the day of the rope along with the darkies

t. natsoc

>>84572149
Kys pastanigger

>>84566145
>people think you have to be rich to live as a NEET

you only need a couple hundred grand an a paid off house, inherited from mommy and daddy

>>84567138
>have a gf and fuck whores
absolutely degen

>>84572263
>not being a capitalist

t. commie, how's the bread lines working for you comrade?

>>84572301
it's from a book bud

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>>84572369
>national socialist
>commie

best thread all day

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>>84565965
NOW

>>84572086
but at what cost?

>>84565360
This, 100%. I spent a year back living with my parents working shit retail jobs and being broke as fuck. I would rather die than go back to that. Felt like I was losing my mind and went into a spiral of despair, alcoholism and overeating.

>>84573596
>working shit retail jobs
That's not what being a NEET means though.

>>84573648
I wasn't a full on NEET but pretty close. I legitimately don't know how /r9k/ dwellers can be 25+ still living with their parents and even have the will to get out of bed every day. I'm sure a lot of them don't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Thomas_Knight

Is this the pinnacle of NEET life?

>>84573703
I don't think getting a job will change my life for the better, if anything it will make me more miserable because I will have less free time and will be more tired.

>>84573776
Depends on the job I guess. I completely agree that I'd probably be even more depressed if I was sitting in a cubicle five days a week. I actually really enjoy my outdoor labor job.

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>>84573767
>literally sent to prison for being a NEET

>all the people ITT that have a job

There's ultimately nothing better than being a nihilist. You work and never have time for anything. I'm a neet leeching off the government. I plan on buying a gun to end myself sometime next year. You guys are stupid as fuck. Waking up, taking a shit, going to work and coming home to sleep. That's gay and boring.

>>84573846
He got the last laugh. Prisoners are the ultimate NEETs.

>>84573846
It's hilarious because in all those years he never learned self reliance via hunting and gathering. He instead chose to be a leech thief that ate a bunch of junk food in his outdoor NEET lair.

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>>84564980
>got fired last tuesday
>was making 8.30/hr as a keyholder running a store 2nd shift and closing it
>more relieved than hurt

>>84573840
That sounds good, happy for you. I'm studying I.T. but I don't see myself ever enjoying any job related to it now. My therapist says that I only have this mindset because I have depression and that it will get better when I get a job but I seriously doubt it. I also have the mindset that companies have no reason to hire me because there's someone better always. I'm getting old, still couldn't get a job in I.T. which means I will have to look for a job elsewhere like being a phone marketer or something. I don't see a way out of this that isn't through suffering that I feel I don't really need to endure because I can just be a NEET (nobody cares about the "education" E when you are 25) until future me has to deal with the consequences.

>>84573884
Yeah but what do you do now? I'd imagine you're not exactly living a life of adventure on your meager government handouts.

>>84564980
OP, just do the opposite and you'll get a sick job with the yankees

>>84564980
>not able to laugh at himself

The faggot store called, you're not unemployed anymore

>>84573947

Absolutely nothing, desu senpai. I don't even care at this point. Dying young is the best way to go out.

>>84573884
You're projecting. I work a hard-ass job, 9 hour shifts and getting up at 4:40AM, and I still get to play 2 MMOs and study.

Sacrificing a portion of your time=/=losing the ability to do anything ever.

Of course, some jobs truly are inhumane. But I'm speaking for the average. There are also jobs that are fulfilling and that are more interesting than doing your free time activities. Depends on the job and the person.

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>>84573884
Will be working some time next week. Get a job nigger.

>>84573946
I don't browse /r9k/ anymore because all the tranny and trap shit got to be too much but I used to always recommend physical jobs to people. Mentally it's a lot more satisfying to see what you've physically accomplished at the end of each day. I've also never been stronger than I am now and I'm 32.

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>>84564980
In all seriousness though, actually had this happen to me except with Always Sunny. Those early seasons were like looking into a fucking mirror.

>>84574017

How about no

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>>84574055

>>84573969
absolutely savage

>>84574017
I feel sorry for people who continue to meme Peterson. Can't be easy growing up without a father figure.

>>84573846
Pretty sure he got sent to prison for stealing and trespassing.

>>84574070

Never. Will be committing sodoku in a year.

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>>84574114
Did.

>>84574125
For what it's worth, I hope you don't kill yourself, anon. Do you workout at all? I found that running outside was what really helped me to break my cycle of depression and brought me back from the brink.

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>tfw couldn't even get (promotion?) to part-time at mcdonalds
>was told that I wasn't good enough by the resturant manager
>person who does the rostering hates me for some reason and is giving me minimum hour shifts
>restaurant manager fucked off recently
>have to work up a rapport with the new restaurant manager even though that the other people in managerial positions are keeping me down
This fucking sucks. I can't go back to being a NEET as well because i'd actually just end up committing suicide. All I needed was a job to succumb myself to wholly after 4 years of pure neetdom and I can't even get it at the absolute lowest point of the ladder.

>>84574039
Yeah that makes sense. What kind of physical job though? I don't do any sports and Idk if I'm physically fit, although I can imagine enjoying a physical job more than a mental one. Also my parents raised me to believe that physical jobs are always less paying and that people won't respect me if I have one because the people in offices will always make more money and be higher in the social levels. Not saying they are right obs, just that they forced that mindest on me.

>>84565067

You could just work *any* job, have +$300-500 extra a week, and use that money and confidence to get some nerdy 5/10 gf to lose your virignity to, and have way more money for your hobbies and shit


jacking off and staying home is a fool's life, you only live in such squalor because you're too much of a pussy to experience anything with any real meaning

it's not the job that makes you a good person. its that if you can get your shit together to have a job money, some respect, confidence, etc all come with it

>>84574224
>jacking off and staying home is a fool's life
According to who? You?
Each person enjoys different things, were you born yesterday or are you too autistic to know that?
You can keep your money to yourself, some of us find joy in OTHER things.

>>84574209
just stick it out long enough for your faggot manager to give you a reference, then hop on the Burger King train.

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Unless you can actually afford not to work and not just leech, posting on 4chan all day is probably the most depressing thing that could happen

>>84574216
I work for the parks department doing trail maintenance, landscaping, various repairs, etc. It's certainly not the best paying job but I genuinely look forward to being outside all day. I could never work an office job.

>>84574209
By fuck off, you mean he quit?

Ask him to be a reference for you, that way you can put him on your resume along with your experience without threatening your current job.

Apply anywhere else.

>>84574279
4chan fills a social void. A solitary activity like watching TV would be more depressing.

>>84574125
Bye

>>84574272

has nothing to do with money mate, i work from home maybe 2-3 hours a day and make $80. it's not much, but it's enough to pay the bills. i have a gf and an apartment. i have all the vidya and weed i could want. best of all, i dont live with my fucking parents and leech their money. i fap and stay home plenty, its why i don't have a *real* job

but not having any of your own money? staying home your whole life? kill yourself


if the above guy just saves a little of his money and lives with his parents he will have $100k-200k by age 40 easily and he can buy a fucking house of his own somewhere in the midwest, rent out the rooms to other NEETS, and never work again

also, its important to mention that "staying home and jacking off" isn't a fucking hobby so stop pretending it is, its something you do when you have nothing else to do and it only seems alright because its easy

after the 5th fap of the day its not even worth it anymore and even shit sex is 10x better than fapping

>>84574277
The problem with that is that I'm only being rostered for once three hour shift every week. Which is the absolutely minimum amount of hours that they can legally give you. And it's always on a Saturday night so there is no way that I ever get to talk to the new restaurant manager without coming in on a weekday without a purpose and chatting with him which looks awkward.
>>84574320
It was a she, and I have no way of contacting her and he never really respected me or listened well whenever I tried to communicate with her.

Needless to say, It made my opinion of Women, especially women in managerial postions in the workforce, even fucking lower than it already was.

>>84574279
I spend my days hiking, drawing, reading,making music, doing drugs, doing fun stuff with friends, writing and shitposting on 4chan. No job, It's fukken great.

>>84574437
>Reddit spacing

>>84574437
>kill yourself
Why? Because you say so?
>"staying home and jacking off" isn't a fucking hobby so stop pretending it is
So?

>>84574448
That sounds great but it also sounds like you have well off parents that support your lifestyle.

>>84574448
Do your friends have jobs? Do they constantly tell you that you are a lazy loser because you don't have one, like most of my friends do?

>>84574441
>Needless to say, It made my opinion of Women, especially women in managerial postions in the workforce, even fucking lower than it already was
No one owes you or cares about your opinion you whiny bitch.

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>>84574536
I do not care for your opinions about not caring about my opinions, anon. Not one bit.

>>84574520
Just neetbux

>>84574532
Theyre lazy losers too

>>84574491

>useless as fuck, offers no refutation, claims doing nothing and masturbating and being a virgin is a "choice", and when called on it just says "So?" like a child

you're useless

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>>84572263
Nice one

>Though you won't get a breather from me natsoc
t. Ascended & Returned Gnostic

Based neets trigger the angry wagies again

>>84574581
How much do you get? Is it every two weeks or a monthly thing? I'm American so I'm always curious about this.

>>84574581
Ah that sounds cool. May I ask how old you are? I'm 24 and some of my younger friends have jobs already. And everyone my age does.
>>84574596
>you're useless
Why? Because you say so? What makes you so useful yourself? No one will care a few years after you die. And why do you think I care? I don't need to prove anything to you, on the contrary I don't understand why you care so much about my personal lifestyle that has no impact on yours.

>>84574621
Almost 1100 euros monthly. My rent is 150 and I dont have any other shit to pay for.

>>84574636
I'm 24 too

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>>84574712

>>84574448
Sounds good if you have friends, I suppose that makes a big difference

>>84574777
Yup but without friends I'm able to enjoy myself too t.b.h

nice trips

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>wagecucks ran out of arguments
>realize they have to go back to their normie slavework or their boss will get mad
>mfw NEET

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>>84574926
NEETs win again!

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>>84574926
yeeeee

I don't enjoy being neet all that much, I always wanted to be someone of value but all the education i had didn't feel like it brought me closer to that. I feel like every neet would want to get out of that state if it meant getting paid for doing that silly thing in the back of their minds that they want to excel at. Right now I'm going after such a thing, it's risky and doesn't have the biggest chance of succeeding but it does feel fulfilling to go towards that.

>>84567057
It absolutely is, from society to parents to genetics to douche friends and shitty lack. It's not a person fault that they weren't dealt optimal card. It doesn't matter though, it's still a person's responsibility to live the life they want to, whatever the cards.

>>84568730
I mean being constantly stressed due to bills, family, work etc. seems to keep cortisol pretty high, it's society's condition, not neceserrily neet's

>>84568730
Lol I'm not lonely or stressed

I imagine people who work all the time are more lonely/stressed

How do you even get a job anyway? I feel like there's no reason for anyone to hire me. There's always someone who's:
>younger
>better looking
>better qualified
>has more experience
>"needs the job more" than I do
Btw, yes, I have been looking for a job and had interviews.

>>84575069
>tfw want to be an actor
>tfw moved to L.A.
>working as a bartender and rapidly approaching 30

Living the stereotypical dream, lads. Still, I'm much happier that I at least made it out here.

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>>84574926
We don't think about you at all.

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>>84575267
sure you don't :)
>your face right now

>>84575182
I have no idea. I've seen literal retards with jobs, so I figure it boils down to networking more than anything.

>>84575182
>and had interviews
sounds to me like it's your own fault you're not working yet

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>>84575137
I ave worked, now a year doing nothing when cannibalizing my money.

It really depends on how/why you work.
Even if it's a shitty job for a lousy wage if you can enjoy yourself you'll be alright.
The working people that stress are all about money, weather (even if they sit indoors and come with the car), weh weh work is shit and I need so much money for [insert bullshit].
I got free 'cringe-tv' from people like this at work, best thing is if they start to vent at you:
>Hey you, shouldn't be get better paing work
>Still live with your parents?
>What are your future plans?
>You don't have a drivers license?

They get more pissed whenever you answer honestly or sarcasticly lie:
[My plans for the future are buying the bussiness and sell it to a crzy american for too much money]
>[WHAT? YOU BUYING A COMPANY? YOU STILL LIVE A YOUR PARENTS]
Oh I love them 40 year old people, man and woman, they somehow are fat yet fitness 2-3 times a week, don't like going home but just enough to leave work.

Be like water man, just keep afloat and relax.
>Worst case senario I end up in a homeless shelter (if parents die by accident), who will help me get a jewb.

>>84575267
Nice Mad Men meme little cuck

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>>84575267

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Never forget that neetposting is a meme.

>>84575437
Did you mean to reply to me?

>>84575378
I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong though. I love how the world is based on telling people that their failures are their fault while making sure they don't actually get to notice their problems or what exactly they are doing wrong. It's all about competition and making sure others fail and stay as failures I guess...

>>84575451
Most things (beyond NEETcucks getting BTFO in their shitposting) here you shouldn't take seriously, and when newfags do, it leads to some good times for the shitposters.

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>It's a wagie tries to demonize leeching off the dead, rotting corpse that is the welfare system of countries that provide them

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but single mothers, old people and shitskins would still bleed the system dry if NEET's weren't around. You're paying to keep doomed countries afloat, wake up and realize you've already been fucked out of a decent future unless an uprising/collapse occurs (collapse will occur)

>>84575451
1. This is an OBVIOUS fucking joke/satire thread autist


2. Anyone who thinks cropped in reaction images with KEK I CANT EVEN is funny is a brainlet worthy of the gas camps

>>84575560
t. NEET who got BTFO in the image

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>>84575486
reply/add my experience
Got me inspired.

I wish I could leech off the government. Most jobs are shit and people who unironically extol the virtues of working shitty retail jobs just for the sake of working are too brainwashed for help.

>>84575591
xDD KEK
Upvoted ;)

>>84575591
You're really retarded if you think that was meant to be serious

>>84564980
This is why you idiots can't lose your virginity. Are you this passive? Is there no competitive bone in your dyel bodies?

>>84575627
>I-I was just j-j-joking...!!..
t. reddit

>>84575191
Godspeed. I'm learning to draw lewd things and want to eventually do some writing and the biggest difference is that I don't feel like i'm wasting my life when i study stuff unlike when i studied economics and programming. I'm not extremely passionate and don't want to do this stuff 24/7 but even seemingly no progress feels pretty good.

>>84575627
>backpedaling
Take your loss and just close the browser. It's going to be okay.

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>>84575616
don't worry, they'll understand when it's too late and a robot is doing their job (and also fucking their wife).

>>84564980
how did your parents fail so bad? are they enabling you guys or what?

>>84575755
They've never really forced me to get a job and they've never threatened me to move out. I do chores around the house, but for the most part, I lock myself in my room watching 30 Rock and shitposting on /g/ about Karlie Kloss.

>>84575755
My parents made sure I focused on studying only until I turned 24. Naturally, now that I'm 24 I can't get a job in my area because I'm too old and I have no previous work experience. Still studying in college but doing pretty bad now. I have depression. I don't see a point in anything. They want me to get a job now but I don't care.

>>84575807
>>84575903
How do you bring girls over if you're living with your parents? That's what I've never gotten about NEETdom. It was a no brainer to move out and get rich myself and not blame my parents.

>>84575944
>bringing a slut back to your home

just use your car.

>>84575944
>giving a shit about roasties
I have Tina Fey interviews on youtube. That's all I need.

>>84575903
>I can't get a job that I want
FTFY

>>84575944
I haven't had to even consider that problem so far in my life. I've never been in a relationship and not interested in casual sex, even assuming I could get it if I wanted to.
>get a job and you will get a gf
I know a lot of guys that aren't charismatic or attractive and got gfs while they were jobless. I don't care too much anymore though. Just giving up I guess.

>>84575998
Why would I look for a job I don't want? I will be even more depressed.

>>84575944
I would consider a complete lifestyle change and actively look for a job, and try to stop being a NEET, if I had a girlfriend.

>>84575944
Interested in that too. I don't want to buy girl's every whim but not doing that not purely because of choice stops me from going for girls.

>>84575944
Been a NEET for two years and barely have a sex drive anymore. I don't even watch porn these days.