What did /tv/ think about the character Moana from the film

>>84561276

I'd eat her ass.

I have only seen the crab's musical number (you can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod) which I watched while on shrooms

It was great, 10/10 movie great character

>>84561827
what about her pusy

>>84561276
Maui was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

>>84561892
Reddit please.

>>84561844
Was thinking the same thing.

>>84561844
The crab was doing a David Bowie impression.

>>84561276
GOAT

>>84561276
I wanna sprinkle lemon and salt on her tummy then lick it all the way down to her pusy!

>>84561849
>>84562016
I think you spelled that word wrong.

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>>84561276

This movie was garbage

1. Boring characters. Both of them look disgusting. Moana looks generic at best.

2. Entire boring plotline on a fucking boat

3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is an Ariel rip off

4. Jokes are flat or they trying to be meta

5. Songs were horrible, so forgetable and not catchy at all. They were mostly spewing exposition in most cases.

6. The forced chicken and little tatoo guy tried too hard as typical Disney mascots

7. The cute lovable pig was false advertising, and didn't actually go on the quest as the trailers implied he would

8. That fucking ending, good to know the main hero is responsible for the death of everyone who ever dies, and not only goes scott free, but also gets rewarded

Seriously fuck this movie. A typical production made by black suits and created out of every Disney archetype. Seriously making a main character a woman or black will automatically have critics rate this as 95% on rotten tomatoes. Fucking brainless SJW's.

>>84562050
>newfag detected

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>>84562472

I liked the part where the various monsters tried eating her.

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>>84562472

>>84563239
lol

>>84563239
>>84563360
>>84563422
Nice to see the SJWs from Pleddit, and thubler are still here.

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>>84563239

>>84561276
>WELL TAMATOA HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN THIS GLAM

Any good porn?

>>84563591
the fuck is this from?

>>84561979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8f_XCH3zmM the crabs voice is the dude in the glasses

>>84561849
Based pusy poster!!!

>>84563669
Tom and Jerry

>>84561844
It's easily the best part of the movie. Arguably the best song (other being You're Welcome).

The movie is good, the visuals are seriously incredible, but the story itself is pretty lacking. We don't really get to meet our characters much, there's a ton of dues ex machinas, and the powers of the ocean are completely baffling in terms of when and why it chooses to help.

I'd recommend you watch it. It's one of nuDisney's best.

>>84561276
Pretty great
Better than frozen

>>84561276
I liked this movie. Fun songs and neat characters. Jemaine Clement's Tamatoa song was great.

>>84563769
>It's one of nuDisney's best.
Correct.

>>84563513
this has literally nothing to do with social justice you fucking schizo

>>84561276
i fell asleep 20 minutes into the movie because it was so boring

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>>84564065
Moana is an Ariel rip off though.Both wanted to go somewhere they weren't supposed to go because they were after something more than their home had to offer. Father says no you can't go. They go on their quest anyways in hopes of getting what they were after while sing Disney songs, and accompanied by their cute side kick pet. In the end they are rewarded, and get what they were after while making their fathers eat humble pie.

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>>84564140
Also in the climax of both films they have to battle a larger than life sea monster.

>>84563360
It's not bait because he doesn't have your opinion

>>84561849
>>84562050
>>84562016
someone please fill me on this fucking pusy meme?

>>84564379
Indians

>>84564412
no i get that but why does everyone respond based pusi poster when its clearly not the same nigga from 2 months ago

>>84564412

Please don't tell, some retarded and sex starved Indian dude did something autistic and now that it's meme.

>>84564443
It's a meme?

It's not just the same guy posting Damn Daniel memes all day

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>>84564412

Hello My Friend. I apologize about that. We do like very hot Disney Princess action movies. These Youtube videos show how we watch action musicals.

Now have I answered all of your questions in a timely manner?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3QtIdTxDqA

>>84563769
I agree on all parts, except for the disclusion of How Far I'll Go, which is both a fantastic song and executed well.

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>>84564140
>that Ariel

>>84564950

God why do Indians keep embarrassing themselves like this.

I completely forgot this was a movie.

YOU'RE WELCOME

I want to _____________ her feet.

I want to _______ Moana

>>84563704
huh, is that the inspiration for fart in rick and morty? (pickle rick!)

>>84563239
fucken saved

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What's next for her career?

>>84564518
you got a better system for choosing what becomes a meme or not? maybe some sort of voting system in which popular memes receive more visibility?

>>84561276
I enjoyed watching it with my kids.

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>>84561849

>>84562472
You are an autistic manchild watching and criticising kids movies and also a faggot

>>84564379
No, lurk moar

>>84566698
>Replying to obvious bait

>>84563769
>Arguably the best song (other being You're Welcome).

Are you a faggot?

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>>84566254