>watch entourage >want to be a screenwriter >realize

>>84551562
Writing, like any other profession, takes years to get good at. Even then its nearly impossible to get in if you don't have (((connections))).

>>84551562
>be shit at writing
perfect for Hollywood

>>84551715
kek

>>84551637
this is pretty important since most of the prolific scriptwriters are literally just "idea guys" who know how to write a script that can be sold. most scripts will be edited and sometimes rewritten after it's been purchased, and a lot of times it won't even be the same script, but that doesn't matter if you're out to sell scripts and get paid.

>>84551562
INT 4CHAN
A POSTER BEGINS SOLVING A CAPTCHA. HE ISN'T EVEN SURE WHAT HE'S GOING TO SAY YET.

POSTER: 2100. And that looks like Calle. 2100 Calle.

CLOSE UP ON EYES. THEY REFLECT A COMPUTER SCREEN. "REPLY TO THREAD NO.84551562". "2100 CALLE" APPEARS IN THE "TYPE THE TEXT" BOX.

SWEAT DRIPS FROM POSTER'S BROW

POSTER: 2100 Calle.

>Can't get my novel published
>Start using the pseudonym Isaac Feinbaum
>Just got my Pulitzer mailed to me as I wrote this post

>watch Entourage
>want to live in LA
>realize I'm far too poor to live like that

>>84551562
>realize i'm shit at writing

You're perfect writing material for Hollywood then. You will need to be Jewish though.

>>84552854
Watching shows like Entourage and Curb make me simultaneously happy and unhappy. I wish I were wealthy. Though everyone in LA, even those not actually famous or powerful, come off like absolute assholes based on those series.

>>84552854
L.A. resident here. Can confirm it's not nearly as fun if you're not rich. That said, I'd take this over NYC any day. The sunshine, nice weather and beaches are still free.

>>84551562
>>realize i'm shit at writing
Just like every other screenwriter.

>>84552714
Nigga what

>>84552939
What about the mestizos?

>>84552714
GTFO with that theater play formatting.

Character and dialogue are center aligned

>>84553008
I mean yeah Mexicans are everywhere here. You just kind of get used to it.

>>84552997
Twenty-one hundred. Calle.