And that time your finger went through the toilet paper and you

Strange. I was literally just thinking about this scene right now.

>>84541141
>James, remember when you drove along that road in Wales and then the traffic lights turned red? Guess who was behind it!

When you went to the public bathroom for a dump and all the stalls were locked? It was me, James.

Remember when you couldnt find your car keys and you could've sworn you'd placed them on the counter top only to finally find them in your jacket and you thought you must've forgotten? Well, James, prepare to learn the truth...

>>84541141
This meme has some potential

Remember that time you stubbed your toe on the coffee table? It was me all along, James.

>>84544213
This was actually a DC comics meme first.

James... do you remember that time you were already in the shower when you turned it on and stood there for five seconds under freezing conditions until the temperatures normalised?
... It was me, James

Craig has no good Bond films

Debate me

When your shoelaces untied themselves and you had to tie them up again, but they were all soggy and muddy? It was me all along, James.

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>>84544674

>>84544674
Casino Royale

That mosquito buzzing around your ear? The power outage during the final minutes of the game? That chick from the bar you took home with the pusy that smelled like the dumpster behind Skipper's? All me, James

>>84544717

>Spend 40 fucking minutes just sat playing poker
>Good

And that horse race where you bet on the favorite and it came last? I was the horse, James.

>>84544663
Remember that DC comics meme that started it all. It was me James, all along.

>>84541141
>>84541835
Dad jokes but made me kek.

>>84544674
Skyfall

I've got your kids James, I've got your kids.

>>84544847

Lad, stop

>>84544888
t. contrarian

>>84544905

>le Bond references the film
>Good

>James, remember when Le Chiffe lost all the money he needed to pay those African warlords so staged a poker tournament as a desperate measure to save himself? And you beat him, coursing him to tie you to a chair and beat your testicles? And you fell in love with your partner during the mission but she betrayed you causing you to become a shell of a man, unable to love or trust? I was behind it all somehow, the author of all your pain!

>>84544935
not an argument

Bond films only exist as product commercials for plebs. As films they have always sucked.

>>84544978

Thats literally all it is though

>>84545012
no

>>84545024

I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO GET CAUGHT

>>84545046
that was good though. is there anything you do like? jesus christ

>skyfall 93% on rt
>dude it sucks lmao

k

>>84544674
Casino royale is the #2 greatest bond movie

>>84545241
where's spec tree?

>>84544935
>all bond have similar or downright the same elements
>skyfall is self referential
>this is bad

Remember when you've just finished your shower and only then realised you really need to take a shit? What I'm about to tell you, James, might come out as quite a surprise...