>you will never again walk up nervously to the casheer and

Life sucks and was better in the past, you don't need to remind us every fucking day about it though.

>ywn lose a VHS tape and have to pay the rental store $120 for it

>ywn work at a video store
just kill me already, please

the internet was a mistake

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>when she laughs at your movie choice

>>84531497
Back in the 80s, which sounds like ancient history, the demographics of people who were on the Internet was totally different. Back then, computers were more expensive, which made them more exclusive to people who were maybe at a certain income level, or education level. So the people that were using the Internet decades ago were that type of person. They probably didn't watch television as much, and the instant gratification era hadn't quite grown the way it has lately. I think in the last 15 or 20 years, the demographics have really changed because the Internet is now ubiquitous. More "average" people now feel they belong here.

>>84531404
Joke's on you I never did that and I fucking hate talking to cashiers

Anyone else rub their smegma all over their money to give to hot cashiers?

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>>84531603
No, but I will have to try that now.

>ywn see Batman V Superman and other new movies in the cover of a Blockbuster catalog leaflet

>>84531650
Sometimes I stick around to watch them touch their faces and stuff and go bsck home to masturbate to the memory

>>84531497
fuck off then

>>84531603
>>84531683
Ugh. My local Blockbuster always had a skinny guy and a fat guy as cashiers.

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tfw i only rent zoo porn

What's the point of stores in general? Not just video stores but all kinds of stores. The internet and delivery guys/drones can replace everything.

>walk into empty video store late at night
>qt cashier working alone
>look for a particular movie which takes ages
>pass it over the counter to her
>she doesn't even look at me or say goodbye the whole time
I'm so lonely lads

>>84531425
>Life sucks

You have only yourself to blame, drumpfkin

>>84531798
I've had four packages stolen from my doorstep this year.

>>84531873
Not really. Some people are born with problems they can't overcome. While others are born with everything in their favor.

>>84531913
That's probably because you live in a non-white country such as USA

>>84531967
The perps were white meth addicts.

Pick an adult movie among the other regular movies just so the cashier wouldn't think I'm a perverted

>>84531404
Once upon a time, I went to a university library and checked out Repo Man and the cutie partimer college girl said:"Nice movie."
There were also times when the other cutie partimer completely ignore me no matter how much time I spent there

Now those times and even the very library were gone.

>>84531603
>be cashier
>qt chicks constantly pulling damp wads of cash from their bra after a night out
>initially found this hot
>gradually see how they toss their titsweat at me
>eventually becomes disgusting and rude
I may never have the slightest chance of amusing, much less wooing any of these wicked hot college girls, but at least I can embarrass them in front of their friends when I borrow some gloves from the kitchen to handle their disgusting tit-steeped bills as if they were a toxic blob of filth and B.O.

>>84531985
Stop ordering huge boxes of cold medicine, smartass.

>>84531548
you do realize that's an invitation to flirt and convert, right?

>>84532264
they probably thought you were gay

>>84532302
Ha ha. They've stolen a 10-pack of silicon keyboard covers, a Tom Bihn bag, a tin of assorted nuts, and a turkey dinner. FedEx denied all four stolen package claims despite not getting any signatures on any of the deliveries. I now have two cameras covering the entrance where my packages can be delivered, but ironically I'm not really inclined to order things anymore :/