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>Peter Parker's decathlon team needs one more member

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>Peter Parker's decathlon team needs one more member
>They ask "Michelle" to join them
>"Ok, but my friends call me MJ"


this film sucked so fucking hard
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>>84528557
kek really?
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So she's the "new" MJ? So that's how they were able to lie without lying.
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i think its ok, it's not blackwashing a white character its just adopting it but making it an original character
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>>84528557
is she biracial or just covered in spray tan
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>>84528595
Yeah just because "HURR BUT SHE'S NOT MARY JANE" they got around asspulling this stunt

honestly most people in the theater with me were pissed off about it too weirdly, i thought normies would fall for it hard
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>>84528634
BASED BLACK GIRL
WE LOVE OUR BLACK MJS DONT WE PEDES
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>>84528642
she's a spic loaded in make up
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Stop watching nigger films.
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>>84528721
>>84528657
>>84528642
father is black
mother is white

at least she doesn't have afro hair
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>>84528595
So she's MJ but not Mary Jane, fucking lol
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>>84528557
If it gets turbonerds like you reeeeing this effortlessly, then I'm already a fan
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>>84528805
Michael Jordan?
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>>84528814
ease up tumblr slut you were already behind this multiculti garbage
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>>84528821
Michelle Jones
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>>84528805
whats wrong, baby can't handle another capeshit character being Hispanic washed? This is America now. Look around you. You think just because Drumph stole the election you have a right to tell others what race mary jane is? Oh sweetie, guess again.
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>>84528557
wtf is this shit, stop raping my spiderman
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>>84528835
> literally shaking
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>>84528863
there's only one MJ and that's air jordan mother fucker
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>>84528557
>tfw spoiled you days ago
>HURR DURR RETARD SHE SAID SHE'S NOT MARY JANE
Get ready for Miles, he's already in the MCU.
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>>84528557
this fucking movie. Peter has a fucking hot aunt, but noooooo, lets pair him up with an ugly spic and let him fawn over some flat ass niggress. ffs i know this is capeshit but at least make it believable
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>>84528557
UHH DURR MICHAEL JACKSON
MAGIC JOHNSON
MICHAEL JORDAN
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>>84528868
Bruh, she's half white and half black
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>>84528960
there is no love interest, even the one they establish in the movie as his crush just leaves at the end, no Gwen Stacy, no Mary Jane, fuck I can't even remember seeing Harry Osborn
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but.......why? Is Mary are forbidden name for black people or something
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>>84529052
what the fuck did you just say whiteboi?
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>>84528868
>This is America now
It is. Almost another drug ridden favela that will vote for a socialist in the future, since spics are only capable of creating shit countries. Love how libtards assume they will do anything else just because they move to another place. Rats are gonna build rat nests, not crystal castles.
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>>84529161
>This is a strong alpha male in America 2017

wtf I'm the apex male now
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Does she show her butthole ?
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>>84529052
>no Gwen Stacy, no Mary Jane, fuck I can't even remember seeing Harry Osborn

you won't, it's miles morales with peter in his place.

ned is ganke, the fat asian best friend
iron man is shield, miles' homemade costume was shit and shield gave him all his gear
aunt may is rio morales, right down to being a milf
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Wonder why they went with homeconing as this super multicultural thing

You had some of that in previous MCU movies but not to this extent.
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>>84529416
ITS TIME FOR KAMALA BITCH
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>>84528960
the hate is strong in you, cuck you must not. spider-man you must accept
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>marvel portrays Queens demographics realistically
>/tv/ still finds a way to get triggered
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I have such a fucking crush on this girl. I don't know what it is about her but I'm borderline obsessed

Her Disney show is the first non-porn thing I have jerked off to since I was 14
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>>84528557
kek

Marvelcucks will NEVER recover
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>>84529214
>>84528960
wow white middle class people are getting so "triggered" that they are over re-acting to nothing at all.


and liberals who get all retarded think this is a win. just make regular movies, fuck. spider-man looks good, fuck everyone and trying to please dumb shit. it's dumb that everyone wants to be a political move.
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>>84530145
flash is a character; he is meant to embody the elite alpha male bulling the beta.

making fun of making a literal beta the alpha isnt getting triggered you faggot, its an observation

if i have to put my observations away lest they trigger you you can fuck off
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>>84528557
well, at least this was shitty bait

>but we still have valkyrie nigress
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>>84530094
She's so fucking hot.
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>>84528557
is this for real ? need confirmation before go an watch the movie, i don't want to give them money if this is real
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>>84529416
sounds retarded
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Fuck, I miss Emma Stone. Why Marvel gone full retard?
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>>84530145
>>84530169
this kid is a bonafide midget as well. Like 5'4"
And he's the one bullying nerds?!?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>84530529
just me and the rainbow gang... out there fighting ethno nationalism and anti semitism
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>>84530576
jfc what an ugly bunch of people
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>>84530576
i'd fuck these two ebonies
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>>84530595
delete this
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>>84530625
holy shit, they cast some spic dweeb as flash...
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>>84530748
he's not spic he's poo in loo
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now that MJ has become black, there will be outrage if they cast a white MJ in the future
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>>84530797
theres outrage whenever a white person does anything now

if you achieve anything its denigrated as white privilege. all you can do is laugh and subversively make people hate immigrants.
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>>84528634
>nigger logic
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>>84530786
He's Guatemalan , dumbfuck
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>>84530169
dude the realization that a functionally white protestant isn't the biggest bully in the school isn't a modern threat isn't surprising at all? dude, the movie is set in nyc, in 2007, yeah i can get how an brown rich kid product of immigration can be a bully. only an idiot could see that and think, no waaaay.
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>>84528868
Spics and niggers can't create good countries. Be careful what you wish for.
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>>84530922
>Spics and niggers can't create good countries.
Oh sweetie... You poor thing...
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>>84530950
>Venezuela
>good country

lmao
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>>84530894
>5'4"
>bully
he's a living meme
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Hey Peter. Lets Smoke Me! Get It.
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>>84529416
You do know Ultimate Spiderman was Peter for years before Bendis got lazy and just made Miles his exact copy, right? That May was younger than usual, SHIELD was always breathing down his neck, the costume was made by the wrestling organization etc., right? And even about Ned, yeah maybe he looks like Ganke and maybe it was on purpose, but his arc in the movie is just MJ's after Peter revealed to her his secret

Do people even know anything about USM other than the fact that Miles came in at some point?
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>>84531278
literal autism
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>>84531154
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>>84531064
He's rich, drives a fancy car, is popular in school and acts like an asshole to Peter. Sounds like a bully

>but dude!! why wouldnt peter just beat him up lmfao
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>>84528953
>Spider-Mayne
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>>84531154
What an ugly, pug faced bitch.
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>>84528953
That's not Miguel O'Hara.
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>>84528557
Those eyebrows are T H I C C
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>>84529416
Nailed it.
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>>84528776
I love afro hair tho. So sick of stupid negresses always ruining theirs with weave.
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>>84528776
afro is the best part of mixed race.
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>>84530576
>>84530621
i'd fuck the horizontal one but not the vertical one.
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