>show my dad Suicide Squad >he claims it's boring

>>84520689
What else have you tried to show him?

>>84520689
>Before it gets good
It never goods, and progressively gets worse

Show him porn. If he gets bored and ends up hating it then call him a fag.

>>84520717
TDKR and Inception, he didn't like either.
Basic /tv/core stuff

>>84520689
>Before it gets good

?

>>84520744
>>84520761
It's legit underrated though.

>>84520847
Its not. Its actually really bad, and I wanted to like it so bad.

Man, imagine being this kid's father, and having to sit through his aspie ass showing you awful capeshit films, wondering where you went so fucking wrong. You've been brought up on a healthy diet of Arnie flicks and war movies, and now you have to just sit there, half-awake, while your "son" tells you all about how the next scene is really "kino" and all you can think about is how you want to send this kid off to military school, but his mother's got your balls in a vice and won't let you do anything to "hurt" her precious coddled baby. Maybe you should have been home more, but you had to work to try and provide a good life for him, and now you barely recognise his pasty face and sunken eyes.

>>84520847
No it isn't

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>>84520897
just bear it, hide your tears, and bear it

>>84520866
this

Margot Robbie was a surprisingly good Harley tho (but Leto's Joker was embarrassing; I can't believe he got mostly positive notices)

>>84520866
>>84520905
Okay, but is it really one of the worst movies ever like /tv/ claims? It had a unique charm to it even though it was pretty dumb.

Summer's officially here

>>84520956
I didn't mind Joker, just didn't get enough time with him to really know if he worked or not. I think Leto is good, but the aesthetic of Joker is fucked

>>84520958
It's easily one of the worst movies of 2016. And it literally had no charm. It couldn't keep a consistent tone to save its life

>>84520956
>Margot Robbie was a surprisingly good Harley
>What's your perfume, the stench of death?
>Now that's a killer app!

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>talk to my Dad about movies
>Dad: "have you seen passengers it's really good!"
>Me: No I haven't, have you seen Nocturnal animals I enjoyed it"
>Dad: *looks at me disparagingly* "you liked that did you"
>Me: "yeah I thought it was pretty good what didn't you like about it"
>Dad: "not good"
>*silence*


feels shit having a pleb dad

>>84521040

This. I heard the bad buzz and thought it was just funny memes and typical reviewers hating on a comic based property.

Nope. It was terrible. They literally introduced Will Smith's character three times - all with his own scene of being a badass shooter. It was sloppy, inconsistent, and unbelievable - the Diablo character who never bonded with any of them suddenly calls them "family" at the end? Wtf is that.

>>84520759
I hope you're trolling.

The movie really didn't make any sense. NONE of them were powered enough to take on Enchantress, not even together. Fuck and they didn't need Joker. It should have been a much more smaller conflict and had a tone similar to what the firt trailer had it as

>>84521081
Your dad has decent taste. Passengers was slightly kino and Nocturnal Animals was retarded pretentious artsy bullshit. Have you ever considered suicide anon?

>>84521075
well she didn't write the fucking script, anon. no one could have saved those lines.

>>84521241
Passengers would have been so much better if the story started with JLaw waking up, and we don't get Chris story until the bar scene

>>84521241
pretentious isn't a criticism you capeshit turbo pleb.

despite the themes and metaphors the Gyllenhaal story line was still gripping with well acted characters

>>84520689
guess what... /tv/ has memed you into liking shit movies. your dad is the true patrician and has better taste than you. you should ask what movies he likes and watch those.

>TDKR
Seriously? It's a fucking terrible film. Just because we meme Bane doesn't mean it's a good movie you retard.

>>84521361
>pretentious isn't a criticism you capeshit turbo pleb.
Newfag and/or Summerfag. Either way, you should beck yourself.

>>84520689
You should have put on Heat

>>84521532
I've been here since 2008. of course I know what to expect /tv/ is filled with a bunch of mouthbreathers who unironically give a shit about the latest soulless capeshit franchise who find it hard to follow a story that even delves into having anything beyond the superficial.

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>>84520759
>TDKR
all these years of Baneposting and you didn't even realize we make fun of the movie? you're a fucking donkey

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>show my dad 30 days of sodom
>he asks why it only lasts 30 days

>>84521293
That movie was so generic I could predict the whole thing in the first 15 minutes. Oh no something went wrong with the ship! Didn't see that coming. The dude gets kentucky fried in deep space by a nuclear reactor and lives.

>>84521361
>>84521532
pretentious CAN be a legit criticism, but most of the time it's a copout without further explanation why the movie is pretentious (which is pretty fucking necessary if you're going to level that claim; anyways that rarely happens since one would have to actually think and try to understand the movie in order to do that, and /tv/ is only good for shitposting)

>>84520689
>showing Suicide fucking Squad to your father
Holy shit what a massive fucking faggot, if I were your father I would've disowned you.

lmaoing @ ur life m8

>>84521625
>I've been here since 2008
Damn, that's pathetic. I've only been here for a year and I already want to make the switch to R*ddit. You must have 0 self respect.

>>84520759
Your dad god a super shitty taste for movies, don't be friends with anymore.

>>84521636
He thought we were baneposting because it's a good movie. kek. even made his poor cunt of a dad watch that shit.

jesus wept OP, you need to get off /tv/

>>84521707
nice bait you almost had me

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>tfw my dad and I have pretty similar tastes and always have cool discussions afterwards

Meme thread aside, my dad has horrible taste in movies.
>has watched Suicide Squad multiple times, owns it on DVD
>also owns Battleship on DVD, literally watches it every month
>has seen almost every Bay film multiple times
>Pixels is in his top 5 because it references Galaga
Come on dad

the only movies me and my dad agree on is old horror movies from the 30s-50s

>>84521779
>almost
You gave me a (You), so that means I did get you, fucking cuck. Also, just because someone isn't a pathetic sad sack that has spent 9 years of their life on 4chan, it doesn't mean it's "xD haha le ebic b8". Please step out of the basement and seek sunlight.

>>84520759
Show him some classics like Platoon or Goodfellas

If he doesn't like those either then you've got a shitty dad

>>84521869
is it the new trend to ironically pretend to be a retarded normie on 4chan?

My dad is a bit of an autist and he said he loved Drive

I think it's one of his favorites now

>>84520847
You have to be 18 to post here.
Fuck I can't wait for summer to end.

my dad was a true patrician of film and music. it wasn't until after he died that i realised how deep he was.

wish i could watch a movie with him, bros. you're so lucky. if your dad is still alive, please, CHERISH that old fuck i beg of you. that's your dad, man. when he's gone he's gone. you'll miss him believe me.

>>84521927
>Platoon
shit-tier. Oliver Stone is a hack

>>84520740
Kek

>>84522112
>that's your dad, man. when he's gone he's gone. you'll miss him believe me.
my dad is a fucking asshole tho

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>>84521869
>>84521973
>>84522041

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Alright m8s, OP is either retarded, underage, or both. Let's give this idiot a list of movies that are actually good.

Drive
The Thing
Alien(s)
Big Trouble in Little China
Nightcrawler
Dune
Anything else?

>>84522168
why? is he absent? is he violent or a druggie?

if he's just a grumpy old fuck then so what, when he's gone you'll wish you spent mnore time with him

>>84522247

nope thats all of them. that's all the good movies

>>84522247
Predator is THE movie for a father and son to watch.
+Terminator 1/2

Show him Batman vs Superman, he'll write you back in the will.

>>84521241
>>84521081
Passengers was shit but so was Nocturnal Animals

>>84520689
>he fell asleep right before it gets good

so he watched the whole thing?

>>84520955
you could kill everyone in this living room before one of the dogs put you down

>>84520689
OP's dad sounds like an asshole who would hang out here. Is there a chance that OP is second generation /tv/?

Oh god that might actually be a thing...

>>84520689
>>84520847
>>84520958
it really, unironically is one of the worst high budget action films i've ever seen in my life. it has exactly two redeeming qualities, and they're Jai Courtney and Viola Davis, both of whom have relatively small roles

>>84522112
I haven't even spoken to my dad in a few years. I like the guy, we just don't really have anything to discuss.

>show my dad shoah
>he says its all fake and calls me a shill

>>84521075
>Now that's a killer app!
wew lad I forgot about that one. How could anybody recommend this movie to another person?

>"hey dad want to watch a scorsese movie?"
>"Hell yes!"
>get the popcorn, the snacks and drinks ready
>dad is excited
>hit play
>it's new york, new york

Tricked that dumb faggot into watching a musical. Fuck you dad.

>>84521655
It's 120 days。。。

>>84522654
mandela effect

>>84520897
kek

>all these guys watching movies with their dads
Wish I had a dad like this. My dad bullied me. And not in a good fun top tier bantz sort of way either. Everything he said was a personal insult questioning everything about me. Made me feel like I was something other than human. When I was on the football team he constantly would say things like "hurr hurr someone like YOU is going to hurt one of those other kids" or "are you sure YOU can do THAT"

All day a constant barrage. That's why I was secretly glad he died in that tornado and I didn't do anything to help him. I felt free.

I feel insanely jealous of you lads that have a good, nice dad. I might actually know what it means to be human if I was given a hug once in a while.

>>84522833
stop posting on 4chan, Clark

>>84522783
No

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>>84520897

>>84522264
no, he's just a dick. he tries to force me out of the house and get some bullshit part time job and become a wagecuck like him. he also flushed all my ciggies down the toilet for no reason.

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>Dad's an elementary school teacher
>Wont watch The Hunt with me
GOD DAMNIT I WANT TO SEE YOU SQUIRM OLD MAN

>>84523103
>he also flushed all my ciggies down the toilet for no reason.
Maybe he doesn't want you to die at 50, you stupid fuck. What do you need ciggies for, what could possibly be that stressful in your NEET life?

>>84520759
>people like this exist

>>84523289
Contrarian

>>84521075
let's not forget
>are you le devil?!?!?

>>84520759
Jesus fucking Christ sort yourself out

>>84523103
>ciggies

OI DAMO YA CUNT GIV US YA LOIGHTA

>>84520759
well, TDKR turnes to shit after the first 8 minutes

>>84520759
have you considered showing him good movies

>>84523278
Fuck you anon, you don't know me.

>>84520759

Show him Xtro you fucking pleb. You know, an actual good movie.

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Guys I think OP killed himself.

>>84523103
>man fuck my dad trying to make me get a job and stop sponging off my parents

The worst part is you don't even feel bad about it, also what the fuck, did you ask your mom for money to buy cigarettes or something?

If I were in charge, pathetic faggots like you would be shot

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>>84520759
fucking hell I just know this isn't bait

>Error: This thread is too old to delete.
fuck me

>>84520689
Your dad seems like a pretty smart cookie. Can he post here instead of you?

>>84523550
do you want help

>>84520689
suicide squad is awful though

What was that quote about how a group that get's its laughs from pretending to be retarded will eventually attract actual retards who think they're in good company

That's /tv/, basically.

>>84523414
>>84523477
>Inception isn't good meme

>>84523671
Watch more movies.

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>>84520689
try anime

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>>84520759
Try showing him one of the other /tv/core stuff on this list.

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>watch Team America with brother
>on his phone the whole time
>couple months later he's talking to some other people about how hilarious it is
you didn't even watch it you cunt

>>84520689
>before it gets good
And when exactly is that ?

Das Boot

gonna be at the edge of his seat for a whole 3 hours

>>84523948
Yeah, show him Kuzu no Honkai.

My dad fell asleep watching Trick R Treat but he was tired and the movie does have a build up.

>>84520689
Good that you still watch movies with your dad

My dad used to watch movies with me it was great memory and I should have thanked him for that

Later when we watched movies I enjoy he always fell asleep or complained it's either too loud or too boring and couldn't sit with me for more than 10 minutes.
It's not like the movies then were boring or we weren't trying it's just that his age and health condition didn't allow him to watch movies with me anymore.

>>84524068
More like he didn't want to watch it with you LOL

>/tv/ getting baited this fucking hard

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>put on the big lebowski for cousins
>they literally stop watching at 1 minute

wish i made this up

fucking plebs

Beg my sister to watch drive with me, she is in the phone the whole movie
Why even bother?

>>84525250
Lebowski wasn't that great of a movie but wasn't uninteresting either. You should cut tie with your pleb cousins.

> /tv/ actively defends suicide squad and shits on any movie considered good for the sake of being contrarian

>>84520740
Oh shit

>>84520689
Get a better Dad. Mine is the exact opposite.

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>>84520897

>show dad a movie
>he likes it but doesn't want to discuss it
feels bad man

>>84526477
>show dad a movie
>he likes it and wants to discuss it, just not with me
aaahh

>>84520689
>>he fell asleep right before it gets good
So he fell asleep right before the end credits?

>>84525594
>why does a normie not want to watch a movie that is 99% about slow building atmosphere, music that isn't from any major artists, and aesthetics that only patricians can appreciate

>>84523671
it's based of anime so it's trash by association

>>84526527
I never got this either. He wonders why we never talk but he just never says anything to me.

>>84520759
so you're basically confirming this >>84520740

>>84520759
Well you have shit taste in movies, but I get the impression your dad is just kind of a piece of shit.

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>>84521361
>Jake acted well
I mean I guess that 5 minute scene makes up for the rest of the movie were he doesn't act

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>>84520689
>right before it gets good

>>84520689
Suicide squad and every other capeshit movie in existence is garbage, not surprised your dad thinks you're an idiot for enjoying it.

>>84520958
It's literally "psh, nuthin personnel, kid" the movie

>>84521040
>It's easily one of the worst movies of the last 5 years

FTFY

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>>84526833
>me on the bottom left

>>84520897
Kek gonna submit this to best of the 4 can sub reddit lmfao

>>84520689
>>84520759
nice bait desu

>>84526847

Suicide squad won an Oscar though, so it is objectively a good film. You can't argue with an academy award. You can't even try to dismiss it by saying it was only for hair and makeup, because it still means that it was the best and most convincing hair and makeup in films in the whole year. This means that the characters themselves looked the most convincing out of all the films released in that year. In order to convince like that and buy into such a fantastical world and premise you need good script and good acting too or you won't be able to suspend disbelief for just how wonderful and convincing the hair and makeup is to hit home.

I tried to get my dad to watch split last night and he said I had a low iq and was sick

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>>84520689
>>he fell asleep right before it gets good
>before it gets good

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>>84520897

>>84520958
>It had a unique charm to it
I don't see it, I mean it was advertised has something special before it was released, but it end up being a massive turd.

>>84520689
My dad forgets everything about a movie as soon as he's seen it. He is a great guy, just has zero interest in discussing movies. I remember being pissed that we watched Bridge over the River Kwai together and he said; that was nice, i'm gonna go now' without anything else.

Of course, than I realised that was kinda selfish to expect and now we just watch movies in silence, drink some beers and go our separate ways.

Best movie experience was either
>watch Das Boot together
>forgot how long it was
>we started late in the evening
>fuck it, lets just watch it entirely
>its such a great, slow burn
>so comfy watching this together with dad
>he doesn't fall asleep once

or
>watch The Good, Bad, Ugly together
>he suddenly starts crying just a tiny bit when Ecstacy of Gold starts plying
>can't explain it
>no awkwardness
>finish movie
>go our separate ways

Dad's an incommunicative fuck, but it was nice to see he has feelings after all

>>84527091
An Oscar doesn't make a film objectively good. In fact, no film ever is objectively good, period. The fact that you actually claim an academy award invalidates my opinion shows you lack the capability to judge things without external influences guiding you. Not a convincing argument. Enjoy capeshit as much as you like though, don't let me and the rest of the adult's preferences ruin your fun.

I don't recommend anything to my old man after he didn't like In Bruges

>>84528583
Mine desperately wants to watch Brimstone, thinking it will be a generic spaghetti western.

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>>84528583
I don't recommend anything to my old man since he fucking died.

>>84520740
based fredposter doing Moot's work

>>84522247
The Fly and 12 Angry Men

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I want to show my dad either Mad Max Fury Road (He likes the three original ones) or Spirited Away (Or Mononoke Hime)

what to pick?

>>84529877
Dads in general hate anime, theres a stigma against it. Mad Max Fury Road is gutter trash and an insult to the original movies.

>>84529955
>Dads in general hate anime, theres a stigma against it.

I dont think he has any relationship to it one way or another, I know he enjoys animation, but he loves a good film score so I think that might be it's saving grace.

>Mad Max Fury Road is gutter trash and an insult to the original movies.
He doesnt have a hard on for Mel Gibson as the main character, he enjoys it for the world, premise and cars.

>>84520689
I waited until I could see if I could stomach watching this modern day travesty for free, and glad I didn't pay a single cent. Absolute trash.

Show him Spartacus, Lawrence of Arabia or Patton

>>84520689

Your dad is sage. Good dad decides to watch another one of his son's stupid movies just to make him happy even though he knows it's going to be shit.

>>84520866
>>84520956
>>84521075
>>84521281
>>84522605
>>84523318
>>84521040
>>84521190
>>84526862
>>84528021
>Plebs angry that it murdered Dr SJWtrange in the box office

>>84521862
You sound like a shitty son

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>>84520689
No wonder your father hates you

I just put new movies on the family media server and leave the idea up to my Dad when he sees Kodi update the library.

>>84520689
>right before it gets good

when all the credits roll?

Jesus why are you faggots so eager to take bait? This thread should've died a long time ago but idiots talking about "haha no wonder ur dad hates u bro kek xD" have kept it alive. Fuck off.

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>>84520689
>right before it gets good

10/10

>>84520689
you dad is a patrician, you are a pleb there is no salvation for you OP

>>84520689

Show him a good movie

>>84522247
Sin City is essential dad+son kino

>>84527091
cool bait

>>84523987
>No neil breen
This list is shit.

>>84531182

He is kinda shit though
Only funny guy on the champs was Doug

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>>84520897

put me in the cap

>>84521081

passengers was kino. perhaps it is you who is the plebian.

>>84521293

stop getting opinions from youtube

>>84530753
It obviously made you really angry, Jason. You worthless shit.

Same with my dad except mine is a pleb and yours is patrician, OP

>>84521862

i would rather watch those than 8 hours of nu-twin peaks

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suicide squat was a ploy to stage margot robin harley davidson spinoff