>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who rank The Empire

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2017-07-02 04:20:22 Post No. 84520161
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:20:22 Post No. 84520161 [Report]

>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who rank The Empire Strikes Back over Return Of The Jedi

Return had:
>Luke taking out Jabba the Hutt's criminal syndicate
>Leia in a steel bikini
>the original podracing scene in the forest
>the chair lifting scene where Luke uses the force
>the storytelling scene
>the absolute kino scene with the Emperor's throne room, yielding quotes like "your overconfidence is your weakness" "your faith in your friends is yours"
>the climactic battle scene
>Ewoks go full on tribal insurrection against the troopers
>the ebullient celebration scene at the end

Empire had:
>20 minutes of pointless plot useless time on Hoth before 10 minutes of a cool fight scene that ended quickly
>Han and Leia wander around in the butthole of the galaxy
>muh sitcom-tier "the Hyperdrive isn't working" subplot
>Luke learns telekinesis from a hobo living in a swamp
>Boba Fett, the most overrated villain in movie history
>a dramatic reveal scene followed by Luke falling down a garbage chute

I mean, why?

Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:22:05 Post No.84520210
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:22:05 Post No.84520210 [Report]

>>84520161
All Star Wars is shit and its fanbase is the most cancerous in history.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:22:34 Post No.84520222
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:22:34 Post No.84520222 [Report]

>caring about children's adventures from before you were born this much

Clean your room.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:23:24 Post No.84520241
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:23:24 Post No.84520241 [Report]

Empire didn't have ewoks and all those boring village scenes

Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:31:18 Post No.84520489
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:31:18 Post No.84520489 [Report]

>>84520241
Besides the tree village scenes, RoTJ is great. Fuck the special editions though.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:51:25 Post No.84521095
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:51:25 Post No.84521095 [Report]

>>84520489
This, the ewoks were stupid but otherwise ROTJ is the GOAT

Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:54:31 Post No.84521192
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:54:31 Post No.84521192 [Report]

>>84520222
It's funny that you'd say that because the canadian hack is doing the same thing Lucas did: ripping off Campbell (by himself a writer full of problems) and trying to add a very obvious manicheist, judeo-christian twist to the whole thing.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:55:54 Post No.84521230
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:55:54 Post No.84521230 [Report]

>>84520222
>>84521192
Also, Jung is absolutely retarded and the fact that the anglosphere would rather believe his blavatskian babble than actually try and engage with actually interesting thinkers like Lacan, Freud or Reich only goes to show how inferior the anglo mind is. Keep trying to fuck your MRI machines and be heroes in a world of NPCs, you fucking sheep.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:59:22 Post No.84521311
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 04:59:22 Post No.84521311 [Report]

>>84520489
It's a great film no doubt but the ewok scenes really kill the pacing of the movie and put it a point or two behind ESB.
I still enjoy rewatching it more than A New Hope though and the Tatooine/Death Star II scenes are amazing.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 05:04:01 Post No.84521424
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