Admit it, you aren't going to watch the new Spiderman movie

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now get out.

>>84515924
>white male is the lead
You're fucking damn right

hello, i'm black

>>84515924
I won't watch it because super hero movies are dog shit and they have made 48 Spider-Man movies already and none of them were close to being good.

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>3rd iteration of a live action Spiderman film series in my lifetime
>every single other one has been irredeemable dogshit

I'm not gonna see it because its another generic, cut and paste super hero movie.

>>84515924
I'm not going to see it because it looks like ass.

>>84516026
>>84516102
>Spider-Man 2 was shit
You take that back.

>>84516026
so many things wrong with one sentence, it's almost poetic.

>>84515924

The last capeshit i watched was age of ultron...that was enough

No more capeshit please

>>84515924
It's key demo are gen z kids so I just missed out. Btw it's really embarrassing seeing balding 40 something man-children orgasm over this kids movie.

>>84516026
This

>>84515924
Why has he got shit streaks on his ass?

>>84515924
I know nothing about this movie cause Im not a fan of superhero movies, but didnt they make MJ black and flash thompson an indian?
The question is why? This is coming from someone who liked the 90s cartoon.

>>84515924
The main reason I won't watch it is because I'm racist. I don't see how I'm a piece of shit or that racism is bad.

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I'm absolutely watching this. I love Marvel films.

>>84517199
robert downey jr forgot to change his diaper

>>84515924
Thanks to based Koreans we'll have a 1080p within a month of opening like Wonder Woman. Then it won't matter. Too bad no Aunt May solo film for Marrisa.

>>84515924
i'm not going to watch it because it looks like an abortion

>>84515924
But I am going to watch it. I'm honestly a little bit hyped for Keaton as Vulture.

>>84521457
BASED AS FUCK

Skin color shouldn't matter. People who change skin color of the character are the real racists.

>>84521339
holy shit did they make another The Thing remake

>>84515924
Spidey is my favorite superhero and I'll probably see this with some friends and then see War for the Planet of the Apes alone, since none of my friends want to go see that, even though I can guarantee it will be a better film.

I just want a fun Spider-Man film with actual stakes for him. I like the actor, but having Tony Stark as a backup button at all times takes all of the stakes out.

>>84516102
I like Raimi Spider-Man, Never saw the Garfield ones, and thought young spider in civil war was fun. Idk, just not feeling it.

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Im not watching because my nigga Andrew Garfield was best spiderman and Raimi already made the best spiderman movie, fuck this new kid and Marvel i want Felicity Jones as Felicia again

It was time for Idris Elba. MCU has cemented itself as the Goebbels of its time, literal Nazi propaganda. I, for one, will not be attending.

I won't watch this for 3 reasons:
I saw the trailer, and it was horrible
I don't go to cinema
I don't have any friend who goes to cinema

>>84515924
I am racist but I'm not a piece of shit because I'm not black.

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>>84515924
I watched it for free and it's shit. Unsuitable for anyone under 13, Thor was a masterpiece compared to this. From the green screen, messy CGI, lackluster and waster Keaton and black MJ yes Zendaya IS fucking MJ even if the name is Michelle, they won't introduce another love interest as a white MJ because that'd be rayciss after doing this, and why is Miles Morales even already estabilished in universe, it's a disaster.

Amy Pascal's NBD wet dream, read her emails and you get this turd.

>>84524211
>Unsuitable for anyone under 13
is it suitable for anyone over 13?

I'm not racist against black wimmins.

In fact, I crave a black gf.

I currently have an asian gf, but honestly, there's no honor in cucking Chang.

But to cuck Jamal by taking some cute, afro'd gal? Now that's honorable.

>>84524211
It's fucking New York do you actually expect there NOT to be black people and other non white people scurrying around, because if so you're retarded
I get the whole sjw and cultural Marxism pushing for more diversity, but at this point you're making a mountain out of a fucking anthill

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>>84516210
It does look bad. I agree with this.

>>84524211
IT HAD FUCKING EVERYTHING

WHITE GIRL FROM LOWER CLASS WHITE GIRL FROM UPPER CLASS

NIGGER

INDIAN

ASIANS

EVEN KIKES

>>84525851
Over 13. I'm sleepy.

>>84515924
I'll watch it eventually.
Just can't be bothered seeing capeshit in theatres anymore.

>>84526033
The jews look like parodies, do people really go around like that?

#notmyspidey #tobyheads

>>84515924
We've had atleast two superhero movies a year for the past decade and this year we have had 3 with another three on the way. I'm not going to watch it because I'm tired of seeing the same type of movie every year. I couldn't give less of a shit who makes up the cast.