I bet most of you pussies wouldn't last a day working

>>84505316
>slice fish
>make riceballs

SO HARD

>>84505316
I bet it'd took me years to even come close to a salmon fish

>>84505316
Of course not, it's inceedibly hard working for autists. It's why moot quit.

>MUH RICE

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Jiro Jr. suicide when?

So when is Gordon Ramsay going to roast that guy?

>>84507347
THIS FISH IS SO RAW, IT'S TRYING TO SWIM BACK TO THE SEA

GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT

>>84507347

Right after Katy Perry roasts Steve Reich

Just do what you're told and don't fuck it up. Same as any other job.

>>84505316
Nope. I'm just not that invested in my own personal labour to ever perform at that level. I don't feel any shame in that.

>>84505374
MUCH MASTERY

>>84505316
I fucking love this documentary. Any more like this?

>>84507347
>Gordon: is the fish fresh?
>Jap: yes
>Gordon: ...
Yeah, I'd watch that.

>>84505374
it tastes good tho

foodies and food critics are by far the most annoying faggots on earth

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>>84509907

>foodies

Yeah I could not be fucked putting that much effort into something that turns into poo

>>84507512
lol

>>84509858
The birth of sake is similar.

Except it's about sake.

Not fish.

>>84507114

Do Jiro's son and Miyazaki's son hang out?

Jesus christ jiro it's just raw fish

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>superior Nippon omlete folded ten thousand times

How autistic do you have to be to make omletes complicated?

>>84505316
While watching it, I found myself drawn into the mystery of this man. Are there any unrealized wishes in his life? Secret diversions? Regrets? If you find an occupation you love and spend your entire life working at it, is that enough? Standing behind his counter, Jiro notices things. Some customers are left-handed, some right-handed. That helps determine where they are seated at his counter. As he serves a perfect piece of sushi, he observes it being eaten. He knows the history of that piece of seafood. He knows his staff has recently started massaging an octopus for 45 minutes and not half an hour, for example. Does he search a customer's eyes for a signal that this change has been an improvement? Half an hour of massage was good enough to win three Michelin stars. You realize the tragedy of Jiro Ono's life is that there are not, and will never be, four stars.

>>84507512
who?

no, no i couldn't.

i'm downright envious of people that have that kind of passion for their work.

>tfw watched this movie 5 times (including the other day) and it never gets old
I just love seeing how much love and detail they put into their work, makes me want to finally get off my ass and make my own documentary.
Anyone know a good cheaper camera to use to make something good looking like this movie?

>>84505374
God, I fucking hate reddit posters.

>>84509858

Yeah, the sequel, Jiro Nightmares of Assrape.

His apprentices left him to go be overpaid in other restaurants

>>84507512
10/10

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>le epic japanese master that spent 2000 years mastering the art of putting good quality raw fish on rice

Jiro is the most pretentious faggot I have ever seen

>>84517081
Nice pretentious post

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>implying my pizza isn't superior to Hiro's rice-wrapped-fish